Nobody's Opinion

Obama's Middle East Speech OR Shocking Our Way Back to You Babe...With a Burning Hate Inside

2011-05-19T19:23:00.000-07:00

Nobody Wins Americans were shocked today. Shocked. At least those who remember the holocaust of the Jews, because our President just TRIED to give the land of the Jews to the Arabs today. The fact that it's not his to give evidently did not occur to him.

Everyone heard the man who wants to rule the world today, and those with a knowledge of history, shivered with thoughts of coming mass graves. Sure, he said we stand with Israel, but, only if Israel gives up...all hope of survival.

Israel is saying: with friends like these, who needs enemies?

I once heard President George W. Bush say: Hey..what do you want...WWIII? As if WWIII was just a stone's throw away. And so, if you are Obama, with the power to jumpstart a world war, being a revolutionist at heart, wouldn't you do it?

That's exactly what he is trying to do.

Right now, Israel, is like a little piece of bread floating on top of a lake full of Japanese coi fish. They don't stand a chance.

The Palestinians, none of whom are native to that land, cry out like little welfare babies, because their own Sheiks and Imams will not give them a dime. Arafat was the biggest fat cat of them all. How many billions did he keep in Swiss bank accounts, while his own people starved? They live in tyranny, and that's certainly not the fault of the Jews. In fact, the Jews have kept many of them employed over the years.

But the Muslim religion is a tyrannical poison, one that Obama prefers, and the sooner the deniers get onto that fact, the better.

In his "I love the Muslims" speech today, he promised billions of dollars to send to all the Muslims nations...starting with Egypt. Did Congress sanctioned this?

How embarrassed was this little nobody to hear a President of the United States dictate what he wants to happen in the Middle East. And if the Muslims will do his "hope and change" to his liking..he promises them billions. Oh...and forget those debts you own us guys, just let us send our Wal-Marts, GM, McDonalds, Disney, GE, and uh...you know, get you all fixed up with democracy.

And it's okay if YOUR democracy is full of radical extreme Muslims ruled by Sharia law, which will hate America...as long as you let in GE...we're okay with that.

Obama knows nine of ten Muslims want the Jews to die. Evidently that little tiny country of Israel...well, it's just not important anymore. I mean...we got all the big Jews with the real money in America...the Spielberg's, the Wall Street guys,... hey, Israel is just a big piece of sand to them.

What else are we suppose to think? We NEVER hear the rich Jews say a word, and they pour money to Obama and the democrats. They have global markets.

So, what does this tell you? The unions are already in Egypt. Why...it's starting to look like Obama is working for the big guys after all.

Here in America, we just heard that, forget the five-dollar light bulb...you will pay fifty.

Don't mess with Obama and his people.

And speaking of their own people, even his progressive black professors are up in arms...Cornel West, that bastion of Afro sheen, said this: “Obama is the black mascot of Wall Street oligarchs and a black puppet of corporate plutocrats."

Oh...gee...are you just figuring out Obama lies?

What disturbed me the most, was the insidious way Obama warned Israel, not to fight his wishes by telling them that with the new technology today...Israel cannot defend itself. Don't even try.

It seems the whole world of sanity now depends on that one great leader: Netanyahu, who said today:

“Among other things,” Netanyahu reminded Obama, “those commitments relate to Israel not having to withdraw to the 1967 lines which are both indefensible and which would leave major Israeli population centers in Judea and Samaria beyond those lines.”

“Those commitments also ensure Israel’s well-being as a Jewish state by making clear that Palestinian refugees will settle in a future Palestinian state rather than in Israel.”

If it were me, I'd would have called his hand and said, "Mr. President, it's not up to you what the people of Israel does with its land, and I'm offended that you claim to believe in democracy but your action are just like a dictator. But you are not King of the Jews. My heart goes out to your people."

You know, this same logic can be used here. We will be told we must give Texas back to Mexico because, it's really not ours. And if you think Obama would not have a problem with that then you also think the Wailing Wall should be built into a mall.

I cannot print what I was saying to my TV set today, but I will take an email written and sent to Obama, by a very famous actor named Peter Fonda, that reflects my feelings too. He was upset by the way Obama handled the oil spill.

"I sent an email to President Obama saying, 'You are a f(expletive)
traitor,' using those words... 'You're a traitor, you allowed foreign boots on
our soil telling our military -- in this case the coastguard -- what they can
and could not do, and telling us, the citizens of the United States, what we
could or could not do'."

That about sums it up. Welcome back Peter, now, go talk to that idiot sister of yours, and if she doesn't listen, send her a one-way ticket to Cario. They have tanks there for her to sit on.

Bob Dylan and Bill Clinton Agree: "You Gotta SERVE Somebody"

2011-05-18T20:09:00.001-07:00

Nobody Flashes It was reported today that Bill Clinton wants to finally "correct" whatever you read on the internet. He is not happy with the "misinformation" on the internet and he should know. Everyone knows he did NOT have sex, with that MS Lewinsky and the Drudge Report ruined his good time with all the 'misinformation' he wrote day after day, which of course, lead Bubba down the impeachment path of shame.

And he hasn't forgotten it. Bubba wants the government to stop it all.

He said: "It would be a legitimate thing to do."

Legitimate? Uh...free speech IS legitimate. Nobody wants to be censored, like they are in China, and so, just in case all us bloggers and reporters actually call a duck a duck, Bill wants to have a 'government' agency that "corrects" the "misinformation" on the Internet...an independent government agency.

An independent government agency? Sounds like duckwad to me.

Bill Clinton wants censorship...like in China, which brings me to...

Bob Dylan, the famous anti-war propagandist turned Christian homebody was "censored" by China. He went over there to make a butt load of cash, and many of his old hippie fans, like Maureen Dowd, are in shock. Bob Dylan agreed to be censored?

“He sang his censored set, took his pile of Communist cash and left,” Dowd wrote. She called him a "sellout" because China wanted to see his list of songs.

Dylan, (Robert Zimmerman) said this on his website.

“As far as censorship goes, the Chinese government had asked for the names
of the songs that I would be playing. There’s no logical answer to that, so we
sent them the set lists from the previous three months. If there were any songs,
verses or lines censored, nobody ever told me about it and we played all the
songs that we intended to play,” Dylan wrote.

Come on...you can't understand a word the man says when he sings. Really.

You know...I know how she feels. Nobody was a bigger fan than I was back in the sixties. I still have all his albums. And then, when I saw him sitting next to Bill Clinton, who was honoring him with a big award at the Kennedy Center in 1997, WHILE he was bombing Kosovo...I thought to myself: What... a ...hypocrite.

Bob Dylan has been doing all this leftist stuff just for the money?...I get it.

And speaking of money...What a capitalist will do to get it! General Motors is sponsoring a propaganda film celebrating the 90th anniversary of the Chinese Communist Party!

Yeah...let's celebrate communism! Communists gave them a bailout here--- no wonder they love it.

Nobody Remembers when John Lennon recorded "Serve Yourself" in response to Dylan's' "Gotta Serve Somebody." Looks like Dylan has done both on his tour of China and Bill Clinton wants to put the same rules up here.

So, what do you want to bet that before Obama leaves office, he gives Dylan some kind of award at the White House, all the while he will be bombing Libya, Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Iraq...

Will Bob Dylan be allowed to sing "Masters of War?

Come you masters of war...you that build the big guns
You that build the death planes, you that build all the bombs,
You that hide behind walls.
You that hide behind desks.
I just don't want you to know I can see through your masks.

I suggest Bob sing his other hit at the White House: "You gotta serve somebody." That way, when we all lose our websites to cyberspace, we will all remember who to blame...

I mean...who we serve.

Unicorns LOVE Virgins-- And Other Fairy Tales

2011-05-17T22:28:00.001-07:00

Nobody Knows Have you seen the Progressive car insurance commercial where the bimbo Progressive Lady says that when she thinks of togetherness (like auto and house insurance) she thinks of glitter and unicorns?

I know...I'm glad she's not my neighbor. But, that got me to thinking...just about EVERYONE in the world thinks that unicorns never existed. Never..just a fairy tale princess item made up to make millions of little toys for little girls to fantasize about having her own pony.

Okay, bear with me because I never had a thing for unicorns..but the other day, I read this account, written by a man named John Sparke, in 1565:

"The Floridians have pieces of unicorns' horns, which they wear about their
necks, whereof the Frenchmen obtained many pieces. Of those unicorns they have
many, for that they do affirm it to be a beast with one horn, which coming to
the river to drink, puts the same into the water before she drinks."

Yeah...guess what? Years ago...everyone talked about unicorns as if they were just another fish in the sea, turtle on the log, bar-bee on the skillet. Who knew?

John goes on to describe the rest of the animals of Florida in great detail, all of whom still exist today, and lumped the unicorn right in there with the dolphins and flamingos. It was obvious that John Sparke did not SEE the unicorns, but believed they existed because the natives and the French guys had the horns around their necks.

This was before men could buy Mercedes Benzes.

And he wasn't alone.. Unicorns are in many accounts of Greek historians. Ctesias described then as wild asses, "fleet of foot, having a horn a cubit and a half in length and colored white, red, and black. Aristotle mentioned two one-horned animals, the Oryx and the "Indian ass." Strabo says there were one-horned horses with stag-like heads. Pliny the Elder describes what seems to be a rhinoceros: "a very fierce animal called the monoceros which has the head of the stag, the feet of the elephant, and the tail of a boar, while the rest of the body is like that of a horse: it makes a deep lowing noise, and has a single black horn, which projects from the middle of its forehead, two cubits in length."

The bible mentions them quite a few times...for example: "God brought them out of Egypt: he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn."

Marco Polo described them as scarcely smaller than elephants.

"They have the hair of a buffalo and feet like an elephant's. They have a
single large black horn in the middle of the forehead, and they have the head
like a wild boar's. They spend their time by preference wallowing in mud and
slime. They are very ugly brutes to look at. They are not at all such as we
describe them when we relate that they let themselves be captured by virgins,
but clean contrary to our notions. "

Good old Marco Polo. No wonder they named a swimming game after him.

Yeah...I love history. Especially this part: Unicorns, according to all those who knew one, could be captured by a virgin. (Okay, when I was a virgin, I couldn't capture a damn thing..what gives here?)

Leonardo Da Vinci wrote:

"The unicorn, through its intemperance and not knowing how to control
itself, for the love it bears to fair maidens forgets it ferocity and wildness;
and laying aside all fear it will go up to a seated damsel and go to sleep in
her lap, and thus the hunters take it."

Good old Leonardo. Not quite up to Marco's observations..but definitely more entertaining.

Wow...there's a moral in there somewhere. Mean and horny beasts, who cannot control themselves, become kittens in the laps of virgins. We need to find some virgins fast and send them to the Capitol....

Or else America will become the next fairy tale.

So, was there ever such a creature as a unicorn?

John Sparke says yes. And I'm certainly not going to argue with history, or virgins.

Nobody Wants to Claim the Trademark, DEBT CEILING

2011-05-15T20:13:00.000-07:00

Nobody's Opinion: The big news today was...The whole middle of the country is being drowned and destroyed by floods!!

Wait..no--- no it wasn't.

The big news was Huckabee is not going to run for President (aaahhhh) but Newt Gingrich is. Newt is a supporter of Obamacare. Mitt Romney makes no apologies of HIS Obamacare that he passed in Massachusetts, so right there, these two Rhino's have laid their cards right out on the table. Mitt says he will appeal Obamacare, but if you believe that, then you also believe that the tooth fairy is The ROCK, and he really does wear a pink tutu.

Ron Paul, is now on board with amnesty. Tom Trancredo said this about Ron Paul:

He insinuates that patriotic Americans who oppose mass immigration are lazy and
motivated by race. He says that Immigrants "have a work ethic superior to many
of our own citizens who have grown dependent on welfare and unemployment
benefits. It's hard to hide the fact that resentment toward a Hispanic immigrant
is more common than toward a European illegal immigrant."

Wow...such choices we have. And speaking of Obamacare...

Nobody Wins when your beloved Congress passes Obamacare and then Obama gives waivers to 1,372 mostly big corporations, to opt out of it---because then you can be sure you're not living in a Republic anymore. In other words, give money to the Democrats, keep them in power, and you do not have to pay. It's another way to get rid of all small businesses who, of course will not be able to stay in business...which is the plan, and speaking of business...

Nobody Knows how in the world Disney got to trademark Seal Team Six? I mean, can I go and trademark the White House? Or how about the Presidency? Think of the MONEY I would make every single time the logo appeared? This is unbelievable. A company got the rights to make money off our soldiers.

Disney and our government merged when they extended Mickey's copyright forever.

They will make royalties off toys, games, playthings, gymnastic and sporting articles, hand held units for playing electronic games, Christmas stockings and tree ornaments, snow globes..and probably dildo's.

Really..the only ones who should be able to trademark the Navy Seals and receive money from it are the Seals and their families...or the taxpayers who PAY for the Seals. Does DISNEY pay the Seals salary? Well, we are all fools..

And speaking of fools...

Nobody Fool...Timothy Geithner is doing his usual creepy best scare tactic in the news,..because he wants the banks to have an unlimited spending credit card forever courtesy of future generations yet unborn--- BECAUSE if we don't let them up the debt ceiling (above 14 trillion) ...we are all doomed to hell.

"A default on Treasury debt could lead to concerns about the solvency of
the investment and financial institutions that hold Treasury securities in their
portfolios, which could cause a run on money market mutual funds and the broader
financial system." Geithner said in a letter.

He is threatening...double-dip recession! Hey..double-dip recession is coming no matter WHAT they do. Bacon has already doubled in price. Little Timmy can't lose. So when the Republicans say "NO" and things get worse, which they will no matter what...he can say, "I told you so." Not to mention, Bloomberg (Yeah, the mayor) compared anyone who will NOT give the rich more money, worse than Al-Qaeda terrorists...which brings me to..

Nobody Wonders what has happened to FOX news? I was watching the Saturday morning financial wizards and the question of the day was: "Should we go ahead and give $3 billion dollars to the Al-Qaeda rebels in Libya?" And they all said..."Yes." I'm expecting to turn on FOX soon and see the news that Israel should just give up the land to the Palestinians. Believe me, I will not be surprised. The only thing that would surprised me would be if Obama ran as Barry.

Wait...I don't want to give him any ideas..

And speaking of surprises...

Nobody's Perfect. A man named McDonald was found in his truck, along with his diary saying that he got snowed in...but decided to stay IN his truck for over 70 days, to which, he finally died. I don't know about you...but I would have left that truck after the third day...evidently he thought nobody cared...or he was just plain stupid.

And speaking about caring...

Nobody Cares that two of the most idiotic famous people on the planet will be joining voices on Al Gore's TV sitcom".. Keith Olbermann and Michael Moore. In it, we will be hearing such wonderful words of wisdom from Michael as this:

"It's one thing to be happy that a criminal has been captured and dealt
with. It's another thing to throw a kegger celebrating his death at the site
where the remains of his victims are still occasionally found. Is that who we
are? Is that what Jesus would do? I hire only ex-Seals and ex-Special Forces
guys to handle my own security."

Nobody Thinks that Jesus would suggest Charlie Sheen join them both, at ground zero, to beg for forgiveness for using his name to promote their own socialist agendas, and then call up the devil to take them all away.

Let's just say...Nobody Remembers...better days.

In the Shadow of Soros's Smle

2011-05-13T20:10:00.000-07:00

Nobody Reports: Today, my husband came home to tell me that some of the big wigs of his company had told them at the main office to fire two part-time employees. I won't mention the name of the company, but I will say, it's an international one. The problem is, they are shorthanded as it is...and now, not only the sadness of losing a good employee is felt, the rest of the people will have to take up the slack...which means, some of them have small children, and will have to find babysitters and work on weekends. Everyone is losing jobs. You are lucky if you have one.

There has to be a name for this new "depression" that is not, we are told, a depression, because you can get welfare. America is being downsized, and in my Nobody Opinion, it's on purpose.
I wrote an essays on May 3, (Stalin: Walking the Haunted Ghost Towns of Cairo) reacting to the insanity of blowing the levees to save the little town of Cairo, IL, which has just 3,000 houses, and hinted that there was a purpose besides "saving" Cairo. We now see...I was right. The decision to blow more levees, thereby destroying crops and farms, all down the middle of America, and over 25,000 homes, has been made by our federal government, in order to save, they say... NEW ORLEANS...and the port.

The port? Boats float. Give me a break. Welcome to the USSA.

The ONLY thing you hear on the radio is, "Well the good Lord has given us a flood." Usually this sound bite comes from some old honest and sad farmer. No mention of the hand that our criminal federal government in making such a catastrophe. In the meantime, all eyes are on bin Laden, and his porn, and how brave Obama was.

It's always the same. They keep us looking the other way, when they are destroying and taking our freedoms. Step by step...inch by inch...you will get used to it.

This was not tornados. They could have let Cairo flood, and the river would have taken care of itself. OR, if they knew this would happen...they could have strengthened the levees over the winter.

This nobody thinks this is a planned destruction. The destruction of America. To make food prices go up, and further our downsizing. And if you read THE SHADOW PARTY by David Horowitz, as I did this week, you might come to the same conclusion. In fact, much of what Glenn Beck has been teaching is in this book, and more.

Mostly, the Shadow Party is made up of radical Marxists that have been planning the destruction of America for a very long time..and their leaders, are now in very powerful position. George Soros is the money behind it. He knows how to destroy countries, and he loves doing it. George is the man who started the "Open Society."

This from the book:

Neil Clark, a British journalists says that the open society is little more
than a fig leaf for Soros to hide his greed: Soros deems a society "open" not if
it respects human rights and basic freedoms, but if it is "open for him and his
associates to make money. and indeed, Soros has made money in every country had
has helped to prise "open." In Kosovo, for example, he had invested $50 m in an
attempt to gain control of the Trepca mine complex, where there are vast
reserves of gold, silver, lead and other mineral estimated to be worth in the
region of $5B. He thus copied a pattern he has deployed to great effect over the
whole of eastern Europe: of advocating "shock therapy" and "economic reform'
then swooping in with his associates to by valuable state assets at knockdown
prices"

Soros invested heavily in smart bombs, laser directed artillery shells and
computerized missiles, the same weapons that destroyed Saddam Hussein's' army in the Gulf War 16 years later. Soros investment fund did not pay taxes in the US
between 1969 and 1986, enjoying a "free ride" that netted him and his investors
billions of dollars. Until the American Tax Reform Act of 1986 was passed, Soros
Quantum Fund legally avoided paying a cent. All Soros philanthropy began in 1987
the first year he and his fund had to pay taxes. Charitable matters are tax
deductible and Soros says his aim it to give away half his yearly income, the
maximum he can deduct

(Remind you of some other really rich Guys?)

Soros is a big Saul Alinsky fan, (communist) and Hillary Clinton is Saul's finest achievement. She was on the Nixon's impeachment panel, put there by Saul's friends. Her thesis in College was a 75 page adornment of the man. Harold Ickes, one of her main guys, is a Soros man. Hillary was also a lawyer for the Black Panthers in her younger days. John Podesta, another Clinton man, runs the Soros foundation of The Center for American Progress. Alinsky also made powerful connections with the gangsters of Chicago.

The Clintons have been longtime buds with Soros, they just keep it quiet. And it was the Clintons, with the help of Soros and his buddy from Harvard, Jeffery Sachs (yes...that Golden Sachs) who broke Russia.

Soros went in with Jeffery, and ousted Gorbachev, with the help of the Clintons. They put in the drunk Yeltsin, and Clinton put Al Gore, Strobe Talbott (his old ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT college roommate) and Lawrence Sumner, (treasury) in charge of making sure that our taxpayers money went to Russia, in the form of...billions. Instead of a democracy, Soros made sure he got into ownership of the second largest oil company in Russia, and it's steel mills. Billions of taxpayers' dollars went into offshore accounts, and six Russian business man gained control of 60 percent of Russia's natural resources, including it precious oil and gas reserves. The Russian called them "oligarchs." Soros and Sachs used their "shock therapy. in Russia. Russia lifted its price controls, and inflation hit 2,500 percent. The Russian people went up in smoke.

It's gettng pretty smokey here.

So...we see all the same players. Hillary, Soros, Gates, Sachs, Wall Street...Soros. Obama is just teleprompter. And you can bet, they are playing their same games all over the middle East, and China.

Come on Joyanna...you are crazy. Well, they siphoned billions to offshore accounts out of the failing Russia, and Soros is spending millions here to do the same. Destroy, and collect, as he did in England.

"When I sold sterling short in 1992, I was in effect taking money out of
the pockets of British taxpayers. he admits in the "Crisis of Global Capitalism:
Open Society Endangered." But if I had tried to take social consequences into
account, it would have thrown off my risk reward calculation and my profits
would have been reduced." It all comes out in the karmic wash, argues Soros,
because once he has executed a deal and made money, he can then use his profits
for the betterment of humanity.

Soros has Coward and Piven, Hillary and Bill, Obama, ACORN, the Tides Foundation, Wade Rathke, Wall Street, and thousands of other organization that he finances....and he is buying up more media here.

We are more trouble than just a depression, and worry about jihadist. Our government is being controlled by monsters who want to destroy us...these people are criminals. Real criminals.

And nobody is reporting it. Not even Glenn Beck....because, he will no longer be there.

Buy this book. Then buy yourself a bottle of vodka...you're going to need it.

Another Word From Our Sponcer!

2011-05-11T19:10:00.000-07:00

Nobody Cares

I took the day off and went to see one of the best botanical gardens in the world...right here in St. Louis. As you can see...I was in heaven. I took WAY too many pictures.

That's my friend Pattie, standing in the middle of the "Mediterranean plaza" and smiling a great big smile for the picture EVEN though, her feet were killing her.

So, here's the thing: You cannot go through all this beauty and not help but think, "God invented evolution so as to give us all this wonderful beauty and variety." I really don't see how evolutionists can say God could not have thought up "evolution." and therefore does not exist.

Jeez. And they give these people degrees!

I'll be back tomorrow to complain about every little thing political, but for tonight...I'm enjoying the memories.

Nobody's Perfect: USA VS Pakistan

2011-05-09T18:25:00.000-07:00

Nobody's Perfect: This week, we found out that the country we are giving billions to help us deal with the Al-Quada in Pakistan, betrayed us by hiding the man we wanted the most---bin Laden. To say that they did not know he was there would be like Lady Gaga saying she does not know where her false eyelashes are at any given moment in the day.

In response to Obama "blaming" them for this act, Pakistan's Prime Minister, Yousaf Raza Gilani, warned parliament on Monday that, "Pakistan reserves the right to retaliate with full force." ---that is if we dare to come into the country with our forces again. Gilani also said that China is "a source of inspiration for the people of Pakistan."

Gee...that's nice to know! I'd say that's rather a big slap.

He also said, Americans created the Taliban...and for that fact, he's right. We funded those guys to fight Russia, and gave them all the weapons they could possibly dream of. Bin Laden was our baby gorilla in the room. Nevertheless, they have been getting very well paid to NOT harbor terrorist haven't they?

America has given 14 billion in security assistance alone to Pakistan since 9/11, and another 20 billion to...whoever. There has never been any sort of monitoring system on this cash cow, and many believe they have been using it to fortify themselves against a war with India.

When are we going to stop funding our enemies?

Pakistan hides the guys who kill our boys in Afghanistan. That's a fact, and yet, we keep giving them money. Why? ---To keep their nuclear weapons from getting in the hands of Al-Qaeda? Gee...if they would let bin Laden hide in the country, then how can you trust them to not give a few nukes to Al-Qaeda?

Not many remember that in 2008, Senator Joe Biden, said he wanted a monetary package that would triple the amount of American non-military aid to Pakistan, and was aiming to "redefine" a bilateral relationship. So one could say, Joe is to blame for much of this stupidity..but he's not the only chump in the room.

It is said, that Bush and Musharraf (who is hiding out in London) had a deal that we could go in any time to get bin Laden if we wanted to. They now deny this.

So, here we are, with John McCain leading way to getting "funding" for the Taliban in Libya to help them get rid of Gaddafi. There seems to be a strong urging for some of our career senior politicians to throw money and weapons to arm our future enemies.

This throw money to our emimies foreign policy is getting old.

They keep telling us, that it is necessary to pour billions into countries that really don't like us in order to protect the citizens of the United States from future attacks.

Right....and then they turn right around and tell us every single day...we COULD be attacked..so why are we throwing all these billions down some big sucker hole?

Somebody must be making LOTS of money. I can think of no other reason, can you?

Happy Mother's Day!

2011-05-08T09:37:00.000-07:00

Nobody Remembers:

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there!

And now, a word from our sponcer:

The winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.

St. Matthew ch 7, V. 25

Nobody Takes a Second Look at the Brits

2011-05-06T19:24:00.000-07:00

Nobody's Fool: Last week, we witnessed one of the most beautiful weddings ever photographed and exhibited on the planet. The Queen, and all her subjects.. outdid themselves. As I watched the whole thing from my flu bed, for once in my life, I saw the whole rich elite Lords and Ladies, and Kings and Queens from a different perspective...not easy for an American, but there you go...when you see perfection, you must admit it.

And perfect it was---from the young spring trees lining the walkway to the altar, to the simple dress of the bride, to all the men's perfection down to the very last button hole. And the hats! Boy...one more silly than the next---and didn't we love it!

Beyond the ceremony, you had the beautiful grace of the young couple, William and Kate. The ceremony itself reaffirmed that institution of marriage is a great invention of proper society when you're lucky enough to get it right. Nowadays it seems, most people take two or three times. Some get lucky on the first try.

When two people as this young Kate and her guy..seem so well fit for each other..marriage can be taken to a whole other plane of beauty. (okay, so I'm saying idealistically, but..humor me.) Sure...we knew this was another marriage to bring forth more heirs to the throne, but everyone who watched, could see love. Those of us who had lived through the marriage of Diana and Prince Charles, were so relieved to see the boy who had lost his mother find his perfect mate.
Because we all know the story now, don't we? Prince Charles only married Diana in order to bring forth children (which he couldn't do with Camel-a) I don't think Prince Charles is popular even in his own land..just for that act alone.

Not that he cares.

So, this couple came just in time. Britain needed a good dose of nationalism.

The young William and Harry are so much more "human" than their father, that to bring forth this union and to go on a giant PR campaign is really...just very brilliant for the Queen.

Now, if you know me, you know that I'm not one for hereditary monarchy's. I don't think "bloodlines" are exactly such a great thing to rule a nation. Having said that...if you look at the mess we have today in our country...I thought, as I watched the Queen and her family...AND their guests---they outclassed Obama and our nation by millions of miles.

Here in our country...Whoopi Goldberg, a black comedian, made a comment that there were not blacks there--- yeah...brilliant observation. This is the prime example of how far Americans have fallen from their belief in themselves, and their sad, sad educational system. It's as if we have no clue who we are anymore. The white people here, many of whom, as I do, have ancestral ties to the great British nation from which we broke off..these ties were severed sometime after WWII, and more is the pity. We should become closer to our British allies.

I did get upset when the Queen and her son would not wave at their subjects. I guess it's tradition, but it's one they should break. They seem stiff, unaffectionate, and unappreciative. And yet, as the Queen was getting out of her car, I saw her turn and thank the man opening her door. Maybe there is something here that I don't know about. (amfortas?) But, I think I'd prefer a Queen that never smiles than the fake smiles from any President.

The pomp and circumstance of the whole Queen deal is such a part of Britain's identity, to get rid of it, would be like cutting off it's right hand. I understand that now...at least I think so.

And they would be fools not to cash in on it. So...take your pick: Your own special I-Phone with William and Catherine name on it: a fridge with their pictures on it: or...a gold coin? (Personally, I thought the fridge was a bit much, god forbid any food rot in it. )

For me...I have a duplicate of Kate's ring...given to me by my best friend, who also got one for herself. And that's a gift that keeps a memory of a day of watching the perfect wedding...even though, we both know...there is no such thing. (Thanks Pattie!)

What I really want to say is that Britain was here first, in the modern word so to speak. The world has benefitted from its history, it's people, and it's great culture, more than it ever cares to admit.

See...already I'm starting to get some class! The is hope in the fields of Westminster Hazelwood.

All I need is a new hat.

Nobody Knows What Hillary Saw, but Nobody Can Guess!

2011-05-05T18:02:00.000-07:00

Nobody Knows

It was reported, when this picture was first released, that Vice President Joe Biden, 'President' Obama, Admiral Michael Mullen, Director of Intelligence, James Clapper, Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, Counterterrorism Chief John Brennan, and Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates,...were watching the assassination of Bin Laden as it happened.

Then, the next day, they said that...no, that's not right. Hillary was trying to suppress a cough and they were actually, staring at a blank screen.

Well cowboys and cowgirls...do we REALLY believe that?

Since they will not admit exactly WHAT they saw, or what they had found out, I think we can assume we are free to speculate. What did Hillary (and the rest) REALLY see in Osama's bedroom?

1. Oh my god...there's a copy of Obama's REAL birth certificate!

2. Is that a pork sandwich?

3. He has Euro's? Didn't we just send him about a million? Does this mean he has lost faith in the dollar? Don't tell Bernanke.

4. Hillary: Oh no...he has my private phone number.

5. My god...he makes his own beer? What does it say? (seal member picks up bottle to show label)

Bin Lager?

6. He's watching Conan O'Brian?

7. Wait...pan over...is that...is that...Michael Jackson's doctor?

8. What else is that on the table? Kosher Dills!?

9. He does WHAT with camels?

10...Wait...he has a tattoo...who is it? (Seal guy lifts up Osama's arm) ...looks like...Shirley Temple!

(Nobody Makes this stuff up...just because.)

Osama, Obama, Obamaosama...Mamabama

2011-05-04T18:42:00.000-07:00

Nobody Reports: Okay. I've had enough.

He's dead, Osama bin Laden is dead...and here's proof: This picture was taken right before he was shot. As you can tell by the look on his face, he KNOWS he is going to die, and he is looking forward to raping 72 virgins because the "wife" he had been living with for the past seven years was not exactly a "looker" as was reported. She wasn't much of a cook either. Osama was found with food money in his pocket. All those pizza deliveries.

Nobody ever suspected Osama would order pizza, because NOBODY in Pakistan eats pizza. It was a clever disguise.

It's been an insane couple of days...first...Obama took full credit. He masterminded the whole operation in between celebrity fund raisers. In fact, he got the help of some of the best minds in Hollywood in planning the whole thing..right down to the dogs. Yes--- it was the man who said "Yes I CAN!" who got Osama, and so, these fine articles of men's underwear are being sold to the public in celebration. (underwear comes in all sizes, EVEN Obama's...in case you were wondering)

Obama, being the tech savvy guy that he is, even made everyone at the White House watch the murder in real time...the murder video that of course, doesn't exist.

AND THEN...all hell broke lose on all cable channels. Why...it was Bush and Cheney who should get the credit, because if not for the water boarding, the day of reckoning would not have happened. At least President Bush was not afraid to show the sons of Saddam on a couple of slabs. We watched Saddam being hung, and that was pretty sweet.

The sound of water boarding makes Obama nervous, because he almost drowend in Hawaii when he was just a baby...only a month old. The governer was there that day, and saved him...just ask him.

And, Nobody Remembers that at those gruesome sights, nobody in the Middle East went ballistic over those pictures released by President Bush. But Osama? That's different, because we now we have a President that respects a Muslim even if he murdered thousands all over the world...he DESERVES our respect. And...and...he wouldn't want the Muslims to show our slain boys bodies on the internet.

Spoken like a true golfer. Daniel Pearl is really a rock band.

Only a Muslim would give a man who had orchestrated the biggest attack in the history of our country full Muslim funereal rights.

Yes, he is a Muslim, and on some days, he's a Christian, and sometimes, he pretends to worship Bali...and his wife now does the Dougie. (No offense to Doug Powers..whom I'm sure is very happy that Michelle named a dance after him.)

Obama has decided because he wouldn't want the rest of the world to show pictures of OUR guys on the Internet...he' keeping Osama's death photo's to himself, so he is not going to give us any satisfaction.

We have to take his word on the matter

In other words...I don't HAVE to show you. (Re-elect me..and I'll think about it.)

The best part of the last two days is EVERYONE, with very few exceptions kept saying OBAMA when the meant to say OSAMA...and then had to apologize right and left, and that was at least more entertaining than watching the liberals and conservatives all try to take credit for what some brave young soldiers actually did.

Whatever.

One thing you can be sure: If you actually see the pictures of the guys who took out Osama on your TV...being presented with metals by Joe Biden, remember...Seal Team Six...does not exist. So therefore say a big prayer for whoever those guys are. They, and their families will become prime targets.

But that's not Obama's concern. The purpose is to make him look good.

He's the man. Yes...he can.

(And yes...it was Bush and Cheney who should get more credit, not Obama...but they do NOT have the nifty underwear now do they?)

Stalin--- Walking the Ghost Streets of Cairo

2011-05-03T18:47:00.001-07:00

Nobody Knows where good old fashion common sense went.

Yesterday, they blew up a damn in Missouri to save the town of Cairo. Cairo, as you can see in the pictures...is a lovely town. In fact...it's so lovely, no one wants to live there because living there might spoil it's scenic beauty. Once upon a time, it was a thriving town, over 15,000 people lived in Cairo. There was a prosperous downtown, with high-end hotels, and restaurants, until of course--- the 1967 black riots came.

The blacks, well, they just burnt it all down one night, and the whites moved out. Since then, the population of about 3,000, mostly black citizens have struggled to stay alive. 33% of them live below the poverty line, and 43% of the population are not married. Oh...and there are no jobs in Cairo. If you live there...you are probably living off the government.

Downtown is a ghost town...therefore, it has to be preserved because the flood waters might just wipe it out. I suppose, as our 'President' is the first black President..the site is holy, therefore it MUST be preserved...all 9.1 empty square miles of it. In order to preserve the once great memories of racial riots, in their struggle against the evil white man, our government has decided in its wisdom...to save the Ghost town of Cairo, which has been threatened by an ungodly amount of rain.

Monday night, the Army Core of Engineers blew up the damns and flooded the Mississippi over 150,000 acres of prime Missouri farmland, in order to save the town of Cairo. Over $100 million dollars in crops will be lost, over 300 homes, and 800 (mostly white) people had to desert the land.

John Deere trackers will be floating down the river in droves. And let's not forget, all the dead animals who will also be floating down the river. (Don't tell the Prince!)

Some farmers in order to save the family farms in which they had worked hard all their lives, took the case all the way to the Supreme Court. Missouri sued, and lost. So, today, a group of 25 southeast Missouri farmers is suing the federal government over its decision to blow a hole in the levee. The Southeast Missourian reports that the lawsuit claims that the government violated the farmers' rights by taking their land without adequate compensation. The lawsuit seeks class-action status.

Most of these farms will be flooded till August. They will probably have to sell the land to the government at a loss. Food prices will go even higher because this is a corn belt. India is already starving due to LAST year's floods.

So nobody asks, why save a dead town and destroy MILLIONS of dollars worth of food for our nation and the world, along with good hardworking decent folks lives, in order to save a ghost town, filled with people living off the government? After all, how many of those 3,000 people live right on the river? And if they did, the government would surly come and rebuild ALL their houses..as they always do.

Why? It makes no sense.

Is this all about race? Or is it about destroying the little farmer and putting all food production in the hands of a few big government farms? Could these rains been "seeded" like they do in China? Is there a bigger agenda here?

No, Joyanna...you conspiracy nut. How could you even suggest such a thing? (Actually, it comes pretty easy for me.)

There is only one other man in history that would have made this decision, and his name was Stalin. Nobody thinks Stalin is alive, and well, and he will be forever haunting the beautiful ghost town of Cairo for many years to come. Staring at the empty stores...that were saved..by the Supreme Court of America...another place he seems to favor.

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Bin Ladin...Lost in Transportation

2011-05-02T15:51:00.000-07:00

Nobody Remembers: Those of you who know me...know WHY I have such affection for Seal Team Six, and how glad I was that they finally killed the scumbag who changed our world so drastically, and caused so much suffering to so many of our people.

When I told my husband, (who was playing sniper video games last night) that bin Laden had been killed by Seal Team Six...he calmly said: "Yeah, I believe that...even though it's not suppose to exist."

Bin Laden lived ten years longer than he should have. Good riddence to garbage.

And now...in celebration....a word from our sponcer:

"Let God arise, let his enemies be scattered: let them also that hate him flee before him. As smoke is driven away, so drive them away: as wax melteth before the fire, so let the wicked perish at the presence of God " Psalms (68:1)

Obama: The Untouchable Lion King

2011-05-01T20:13:00.000-07:00

Nobody's Opinion:

In the movie, "The Untouchables," there is a scene where Sean Connery, (who plays an Irish cop named Malone) advises Kevin Costner, (who played Eliot Ness) how to fight Al Capone, the most famous murdering mobster in American History:

Malone: You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. "That's the *Chicago* way! And that's how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I'm offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?

Why do I bring this up? Because last night at the Washington Correspondence dinner, our "Chicago way" 'President' Barack Hussein Obama did his best Al Capone classless imitation, and he was gunning straight for Donald Trump's head. Trump had pulled a knife, so Obama bought a machine gun to the fight, just to make sure everyone knew one more time...who won. I speak of course, about Donald Trump forcing Obama to show his "birth certificate."

At least a good half of the show, with a few other nasty cuts on conservatives and media pundits thrown in for posterity---was entirely orchestrated to humiliate and demoralize Donald Trump right back to the morgue of all men, big or small, who DARE question King Obama..in public.

Obama made sarcastic remarks about how Donald's ability to make even simple decisions on his show, were mere child's play next to being President..such as a brilliant President like himself. Then he picked a hit man comedian by the name of Seth "The tooth" Meyers, who continued to gun down the Trump with so much obvious glee, Obama started to look a bit like..."uh...okay..maybe..that's enough..."

Seth called Trump a joke, a conspiracy nut...and a racist, along with the tea party. The only thing they left untouched was Trump's wife.

CAPONE: I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness. I want his DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!

Like a good soldier, Seth delivered the goods.

The jokes were arrows dipped in the bitter poison of a man and his followers, who see Obama as some sort of God or Pharaoh. One wonders if Whoopi wrote them, that's how bad they were.

To be fair, it's not anything that has not been said at Fox by Sheppard Smith, Glenn Beck, or anyone else in the media for that matter during the last week. But, as a simple nobody, I thought to myself...is ANYONE going to stick up for Trump in the media after tomorrow?

One already has. Sarah Palin, who is beginning to see the pattern of "Destroy your threats. Cut their throats out. " did at least admit he had a right to his opinion.

Thank you Sarah.

This was no President. This was no decent person. Obama is NO Jackie Robinson, in fact, he's not fit to touch his glove. Whatever you might think of Donald Trump, Obama's vicious attacks, disguised of course as humor, were about the most classless thing from the Office of the Presidency that one will ever witness. This is a mob boss with delusions of, "I'm untouchable, even when my poll numbers are down to nothing. You can't touch me, don't even try."

The dinner started out with a music video flashing rather obnoxiously, the President's birth certificate (which by the way, lacks the state official seal) and a song saying, "I'm a Real American!" Then, to gun down Donald Trump further, he flashed a video from his birth: A scene from Disney's Lion King, where Zimba (little Obama ) is presented to the world as the new King of Africa.

Obama then, in his usual smug way, said that most people at FOX would not get the joke while displaying his best stuck-up face in the air at the same time, as if to say, "I AM a proud African, born in Africa, and you can't touch me!"

Yes, it's clear...Obama feels untouchable. And why shouldn't he? We can only wait till 2012, with no one in the running that can even try to beat his powerful connections. Let's not forget, he robbed the most powerfully connected couple in Washington out of "her" job...not an easy task.

Birthers and Non-Birthers, do have something in common. We are all desperate for anything to control this man..since our Congress is useless. We saw how they handled him in the last budget debate.

Paul Ryan tried, and for that, Paul Ryan got a few golden bullets at the dinner too.

Now, I understand that people (like me) that think we should abide by the Constitution are now being called racists. If you say that one thing in our Constitution doesn't count..(because we have so many other important things to do) than you can use that argument for every single law in that document..for instance...gun control...we can't worry about it...let's try to defeat him in the next election.

In the meantime, hold your breathe...who will run against him? Who would dare take on Capone?

We are broke? Well, can you or I do anything about our government spending us into oblivion before 2012? (Nope)

We need to fix our schools desperately? Sure, Obama is a Union man. Not going to happen.

We need to appeal Obamacare? Yes...and just who do we have to do that?

We shouldn't be getting into another war in Libya? Okay...Why don't you write Obama a letter?

WAIT: till the next election...till the election after that...and after that...and after that...and ..work hard to elect good people. (sigh) How about that nifty electronic voting? One push of the button...one flick of the pen. Come on. Every day computers are hacked. Really. Google and Al Gore.

The fact is..if the American people FEEL powerless, it's because..they are. The giant apparatus of our overblown, bloviated, corrupt and cancerous government has made sure from every angle, with bribes, cronies, career politicians..you name it, that the little guy THINKS he has power, but actually...not much. They will throw another American Idol Presidential Contest for us, but the cards are already in. Even at the local level, you vote...and the next day you find out...HEY! GUESS WHAT! EVERYONE VOTED FOR A RISE IN TAXES!.

Sure. Right.

Is it any wonder the people search for a loophole?

It's a sad fact, that the office of the Presidency has grown with power with each passing President. FDR started it, and each President has taken it and built it into an office that no man or woman can criticize without some kind of retribution. Our government is so far out of line with the Constitution, no wonder it's so easy to ignore the little rules. Look at what happened to our right to protection of our own property from imminent domain?

Poof. Gone.

Little people are just trying to stay afloat. But get someone, like Donald Trump, who is "mad as hell and won't take it anymore" and expressed the feelings of millions...and you'd better duck.

So, back to Al.

Al Capone was hard to catch. They knew he had committed murders, But he ran all of Chicago, the mob was roiling in money...and Eliot Ness could not get him on anything. Every cop, all the judges, you name it, was on Capone's payroll. That's a fact. And so, they managed to get his financial records, by force, in a raid.

Listen to this, and picture our untouchable Obama. In fact, take a good look at his photo, and imagine:

Capone: I'm gonna tell you something. Somebody messes with me, I'm gonna mess with him. Somebody steals from me, I'm gonna say you stole. Not talk to him for spitting on the sidewalk. Understand? Now, I have done nothing to harm these people but they are angered with me, so what do they do, doctor up some income tax, for which they have no
case. (my emphasis) To speak to me like me, no, to harass peaceful man. I pray to god if I ever had a grievance I'd have a little more self-respect. One more thing, you have an all out prize fight, you wait until the fight is over, one guy is left standing. And that's how you know who won.

We saw a lot of King Zimba Capone at the dinner last night, and it's clear---he thinks he's untouchable. And that..as every serial killer's detective cop will tell you...will untimely be...his downfall.

In the meantime, Pass out the bullet proof vests.

UPDATE: Bin Laden was killed a week ago, but Obama choose tomorrow...the day after his disasterous display of meaness at the dinner, to release this information in a pre-recorded video. Best to pick "Just the right moment" to release it.

Typical politician. Always the next election.

Nobody will be talking about this dinner tomorrow, which is the plan.

I, King Obama, singlehandely got the man for 9/11, insuring all you white people, that I am a strong leader. And I...got Bin Laden.

Wow...he KNOWS he screwed up big time....he said...America...one nation, under God...

OH MY GOD...Obama is losing it!

Can I Have a Vowel Please?

2011-04-24T18:58:00.000-07:00

Nobody's Opinion: At Easter dinner tonight, I got the "kick" under the table by my husband. You know....the "kick" that means...shut up, you fool. I was talking about the latest video going around the net, where two black women kick the holy bejebies out of this poor white girl.

On the way home from the Easter empty restaruant, I asked him why he did that and he said that my son's girlfriend's father was half-black, and she might get upset.

"Well, I'm tired of this." I said. "The fact is, the two girls WERE black. What? Am I suppose to say "Two unknowns" kicked the hell out of a white girl?"

Because of political correctness we are not allowed to report the facts. In....sane.

What I found so very appalling about the whole thing is that the other "black" men employees just stood around and watched, laughing and videotaping.

Any man, black OR white, who was decent, would have gone over and stopped these women from practically killing that girl. Allen West would have stopped them cold.

But no...when that women went into convulsions from being kicked in the head so many times, they told the girls to "you better go, the police will be here soon" thereby helping these two criminals from being arrested.

From the news: It was reported that: An elderly woman tried to break up the fight and she gets hit in the face. As a manager tries to throw the girls out of the restaurant other employees, in their red McDonald's uniforms, can be seen standing by watching.

At first glance it was found out they had attacked her because one of their boyfriends had made a pass at her. Then they found out "she" was a transsexual and that gave them even more glee.

Tell me. How many times have we been lectured on attacking "gays?" And are we not indoctrinating our very children that gays are normal human beings. And if these were white girls or boys doing this, Obama himself would have been on the homosexual podium talking about the atrocity of the crime.

"They just sat there and watched. And there was at least 6 employees there watching it, rooting for the girls to hurt me," Chrissy Polis says.

Too bad they can't send the lot of them down, employees included, to Sheriff Arpaio

As for me...I am really getting tired of the fact that the blacks can now attack white people, for the obvious reason of prejudice of their whiteness, and if anyone speaks up about the "hatred" of blacks for whites, well, we are suppose to shut up because our ancestors once had slaves.

The blacks know, that the system has their backs. Eric Holder, refused to prosecute the black panthers who stood with bats in front of voting places.

They keep us divided, and our leaders fuel the fight to game for votes, while they are the very people that are keeping the fires burning, and the blacks on welfare. We had years of whites hating blacks, and now we have to have future years of blacks hating whites...what? To make up for it?

What was funny is that, neither my son or his girlfriend took offense, because I reported the scene just as it happened. Two black women beat up a white woman.

The "N" word did not enter my mind...but the word..."mean, vicious, and cowardly" certainly did.

I remember a once free country, where you could even tell a polish joke, or an call someone a spic and even the spic would laugh. Now they have us all nicely put into little groups, and use our language to control us.

I hope they put these girls away for a loooooog time. But..don't count on it.

Anyway, the video is here...if you can stomach it.

Sorry, once was enough for me.

Riders of the Storm

2011-04-23T18:39:00.000-07:00

Nobody Flashes: As many have heard by now, St. Louis was hit by a F4 tornado, and since I was only about seven to ten miles from the touchdown of this beast, my electric was off last night, as were about 46,000 other people. Our house, luckily, our house was passed over, so many houses near here, weren't.

St. Louis, the city, holds the record for being hit by the most tornados, in the United States, and this one caused quite a bit of damage. Luckily, as we hid in the basement, (My husband, my dogs, and me) --as the lights went out, as we watched the flashes of lighting through the basement windows, somehow I knew we would just miss it. It was quiet...much too quiet for a storm....almost like the air was being sucked up for some much needed energy.

Lambert Field, the airport that was really destroyed, has been there since Lindbergh kept his famous Spirit of St. Louis in the field. The "modern" design was modern back in the fifties and the truth be told, it was old. Sometime during the Bush administration, American Airlines pulled its main hub out, then the National Guard Jet Pilots were ended, (My fly boys) and the strikes at Delta took the rest. Where once we could see on any night, seven or eight planes waiting to land, now we can go for days without seeing any airplanes in the sky, at all.

This is one of the reasons why there were so few casualties at the airport when the F4 hit.

I can actually see the airport from the roof of my house, that's how close I live to it. So, after the electric went out, I laid in the dark, listening to the radio comments.

"Hello"

"Hi guys, I've been sitting dead stop in the highway ,since 8.30 tonight, it's now 11.30 and we are finally moving" said one guy.

"I was in a plane, and we couldn't get to the tarmac because it was lighting" said one lady. "Then I saw the tornado, and we felt the plane shack, and I we all thought it was going to flip over, they got us off by emergency exit, and the whole airport looks like a war zone."

Okay..I thought. The airport got hit. I went to sleep. But..the next day we all saw the devastation...this baby went for miles. Home after home was destroyed. Giant trees, power lines, whole streets made impassible.

So, my little dying town of St. Louis made the news. China, has already signed an agreement with the mayor to make St. Louis's Lambert Field a major hub, so maybe China will tear down that old worn-out building and build another one.

And if that happens...then this nobody is going to wonder. One guy actually predicted, that a tornado would destroy the St. Louis Airport two days ago. He showed Satellite images of how they can manipulate storms to do just what they want.

Creepy. And who has this science down to a fine art?

China.

Now, having said that...there was such a small loss of life here, you have to wonder. (so far, none) ---Is Good Friday a lucky day to have a tornado? Was it because the weather people did a good job of warning everybody? Was it because the date was 4/22/11? (You know how I feel about 22 and 11!) Or was it simply because, the houses that were hit, all have basements? And nowadays, the newer homes have no basements because of the cost. My son has one of those newer houses, and I wonder...where does he go?

Well, I don't know. But I DO know as I write this I hear thunder outside. They have predicted more of the same for the next four days. We could get more F4 tornadoes.

It's been a strange storm, in the world, all the way around. The best we can all do is to ride it out.

In that case, I had better get some sleep.

Tell the Air Controller Unions to Go Take a nice long forever more Nap!

2011-04-21T18:21:00.000-07:00

Nobody Wins: Recently, air traffic controllers in America have been falling asleep.

Not good.

Two airplanes had to land themselves recently at Reagan National because the supervisor of the air traffic controllers fell asleep. He said he had done a four night in a row shift, and just couldn't do it. Another air traffic controller in Nevada fell asleep, and a small private plane had to land itself. Since then, sleepy controller's have been falling out of the airwaves.

You would never guess that civilization has gotten as far as it has, when you consider that the problem of air traffic controllers can be solved with a simple scientific remedy...and what's that you may ask?

Get rid of the union--the trial and error evidence is already in. (yeah, that's nobody's science model) Their leaders have worms in their heads.

This from the Washington Post:

More than half of air controllers told their union in a survey taken more than a
year ago that they wanted to address quick turnaround times on shifts and other
factors that increase fatigue

Exactly. This has been going on in all union jobs. Whether it's Boeing, Ford, or the meat industry. Smack is very popular with the illegal's who are working the midnight shift in the meat packing factories, because if THEY fall asleep, they can lose a leg or arm. No wonder the drug lords are getting rich.

Here are some of my Nobody facts: believe them or not.

Fact: Human beings, along with all animals, insects, and most other living things have what is called a circadian rhythm. It's about as much as part of us as our eyeballs. It is handled in a sweet little itty bitty, nub in your hypothalamus called the SCN. The SCN is your internal clock. Most people wake up at the same time, and get tired at the same time. People on daytime schedules usually get sleepy around 3pm..and 3am.

Fact: You cannot mess with this clock. Resetting it is almost impossible and takes a very long time. It would be like trying to change the size of your feet.

Fact: The Unions have the idiotic habit of making men work in "shifts." One week, they are expected to go in at 3pm...for a few days, then 5 pm for a few day, than 10 pm...etc. Doctors have told them that this will get them used to doing the night shift. These doctors were paid by the unions, of course.

Fact: It takes a lot longer than a week for the body to get used to the new shifts in such a short time. In fact, some people never get used to it.

Fact: When a brain is sleepy, it will go to sleep. There are strong chemicals at work here, and unless you are caffeined to the hilt...you will fall asleep. Lots of people do it while driving, but they are just poor suckers. Our Senators can't even stay awake long enough to make it to work, let alone be worried about people sleeping in traffic. I could go into a LONG rant about sleeping senators here...but I won't.

You're welcome.

Fact: Therefore, the answer is to hire people that are willing to work a steady midnight shift for over a year. After that, let them take a vacation...and switch to a newer shift, preferably two hours later.

Fact: Nobody wants to work the midnight shift...therefore the problem.

How do I know this? I once, in a self-imposed nobody experiment, tried to change my own circadian rhythm...it took me three whole weeks...and I found it almost impossible to stay awake at the times I was supposed to be awake. Once I got on the early morning schedule I was aiming for, my SCN said..."Well, that was painful wasn't It? Why in the world did you do it?"
A month later, I was back on my own SCN time.

So, why do the unions keep doing these "shifts" when it's obvious no human alive can work them without drugs?

Like I said: Get rid of the unions. There would be PLENTY of people who would work for a whole year of a midnight shift for the salary of $150,000.

Privatize it. OR...make the workers take ten minute naps like they do in China. Or put tazers in their chairs when they fall asleep, or computer chips on the moniters which can tell that you are sleeping. They have this technolgoy for cars? Why not use them?

But then...if they privatized the controllers (Canada has done this with great success) the union wouldn't get it's dues now would it? And the Democratic Party would have one less piggy bank to rob.

Nobody Remembers the First President

2011-04-20T18:07:00.000-07:00

Nobody Remembers: While we all have been taught that George Washington was the first President, (and technically, he was) it still sad that these other guys have been erased out of the history books. I got this in an email today...and I thought it was interesting.

*****
For all you history buffs out there. As they say, you learn something new every day.

Who Was The First President? I'm sure that George Washington was your best guess. After all, no one else comes to mind. But think back to your history books - The United States declared its independence in 1776 yet Washington did not take office until April 30,1789.

So who was running the country during these initial years of this young country? It was the first eight U. S. Presidents. In fact, the first President of the United States was one John Hanson.

http://www.marshallhall.org/hanson.html

The new country was actually formed on March 1, 1781 with the adoption of The Articles of Confederation. This document was actually proposed on June 11, 1776, but not agreed upon by Congress until November15, 1777.

Maryland refused to sign this document until Virginia and New York ceded their western lands (Maryland was afraid that these states would gain too much power in the new government from such large amounts of land).

Once the signing took place in 1781, a President was needed to run the Country. John Hanson was chosen unanimously by Congress (which included George Washington). In fact, all the other potential candidates refused to run against him, as he was a major player in the revolution and an extremely influential member of Congress.

As the first President, Hanson had quite the shoes to fill. No one had ever been President and the role was poorly defined. His actions in office would set precedent for all future Presidents. He took office just as the Revolutionary War ended. Almost immediately, the troops demanded to be paid. As would be expected after any long war, there were no funds to meet the salaries. As a result, the soldiers threatened to overthrow the new government and put Washington on the throne as a monarch.

All the members of Congress ran for their lives, leaving Hanson as the only guy left running the government. He somehow managed to calm the troops down and hold the country together. If he had failed, the government would have fallen almost immediately and everyone would have been bowing to King Washington.

NOBODY NOTES: Other historians, credit a meeting of all the officers, which was set up by George Washington in order to talk sense into the officers who were contemplating this action, and in which he gave a speech so moving, that they all went home, without a fight. So, maybe both men were due credit.

Hanson, as President, ordered all foreign troops off American soil, as well as the removal of all foreign flags. This was quite the feat, considering the fact that so many European countries had a stake in the United States since the days following Columbus.

Hanson established the Great Seal of the United States, which all Presidents have since been required to use on all official documents. President Hanson also established the first Treasury Department, the first Secretary of! War, and the first Foreign Affairs Department. Lastly, he declared that the fourth Thursday of every November was to be Thanksgiving Day, which is still true today.

The Articles of Confederation only allowed a President to serve a one year term during any three year period, so Hanson actually accomplished quite a bit in such little time. Seven other presidents were elected after him:

Elias Boudinot (1782-83),

Thomas Mifflin (1783-84),

Richard Henry Lee (1784-85),

John Hancock (1785-86),

Nathan Gorman (1786-87),

Arthur St. Clair (1787-88), and

Cyrus Griffin (1788-89)

All prior to Washington taking office. So what happened? Why don't we hear about the first eight presidents? It's quite simple - The Articles of Confederation didn't work well. The individual states had too much power and nothing could be agreed upon. A new doctrine needed to be written - something we know as the Constitution.

And that leads us to the end of our story. George Washington was definitely not the first President of the United States. He was the first President of the United States under the Constitution we follow today. And the first eight Presidents are forgotten in history.

YOU HAVE TO BE A LOVER OF HISTORY TO APPRECIATE THIS!!

(It took 8 years for us to establish a successful government. Remember this when you hear that so little progress has been make during these last 3 years in establishing a Government in Iraq.)
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

Robert Redford: Still Waiting for CHANGE

2011-04-19T19:21:00.000-07:00

Nobody Cares: Robert Redford has come out of the woods to promote his new movie called "The Conspirator." It's about some woman who was at the house were the plot to assassinate Lincoln was hatched, and she claimed to be innocent of the whole thing. Evidently, there was corruption on the jury, and the President got involved. (So what else is new?)

Robert says, "She was stoic in the defense of herself. And they put her in a military tribunal, which should have been a civil trial. This is tricky territory. When I got the script, I though, uh oh. There are obvious parallels with how this country is today. We're not making something up here to make a political point. It's there. It's up to the audience to find it and say 'Wow, how have we progressed? Have we? Or are we repeating ourselves? But I can't talk about that."

Wuss. Why don't you just say you think all Muslim terrorists should have a civil trial?

Hey, as a movie star, I like Robert Redford. He's made a lot of entertaining films. But, if my husband makes me watch Jeremiah Johnson one more time, I think I'll start stewing rabbits for his dinner. When it comes to politics, I'd have a hard time sitting in the same log cabin with him, and I would probably be serving him chicken necks.

He added this:

The moderns are the hi-tech Silicon Valley people. The traditionalists on
the lower end of it are the people who don't want change, they're afraid of
change, therefore they have anger. The fear card is a very big powerful card and
when you have people afraid of change, they'll do anything to prevent it.
They're doing it because they're limited, frightened of people who are not as
limited."

Nobody Says-- You're damn right we don't want to change America into a communist country, where a few rich boys like you grab all the land to "protect" our "lower" proclivities to want to go and fish and enjoy them ourselves. And you're damn right some of us are afraid of all the new technology where cell phones have trackers in them, kids can be watched from computers at school, and they can find out wherever we drive by satellite chips in our cars. We are truly afraid of what this power means in the hands of a few.

Redford continues and says the real problem in the country is the "traditionalists."

Anyone who loves America...I guess is the problem.

He's not happy with Obama either. He says the left does its level best to preserve a corrupting status- quo, even if it means creating an unsustainable future for our children and bankrupting our great nation.

Nobody Says: Make up your mind Robert. Or, are you talking about the bears, and the coyotes?

Redford, also doesn't like Sarah Palin. "I think Sarah Palin, part of her strength is how limited she is." This is coming from a man who has the biggest collection of porn video's outside in his barn at Sundance. Yeah, I suppose next to Robert, she IS limited in knowing how many times Debbie Does Dallas.

Robert Redford likes to see himself as a modern day Jeremiah Johnson. But I would bet you a whole wagon of rabbit skins that if Robert Redford and Sarah Palin were dropped off in the wilderness of Alaska, Robert Redford would not make it back to his Sundance without her.

I'm just saying.

Charlie Manson VS Van Jones: Great Criminal Minds Think Alike!

2011-04-18T19:07:00.000-07:00

Nobody's Perfect:

If you have not had a good laugh today, then welcome to the "future absurdity" in these two men, who spoke out this week, and agreed on the future of the planet in word, and thought.

One's in jail. The other one should be.

Let's start with Charlie Manson, the psycho who brainwashed a bunch of young stoned idiots into going down and butchering a house full of "rich pigs." Charlie was very jealous of the "rich," remember? Eight innocent people were butchered 40 years ago, by a man who had the gift of gab and the art of mind control down pretty well. Charlie's followers were so messed up the night when Charlie sent them on their mission, that they even butchered a very pregnant Sharon Tate, and bragged about it.

So, what does this master brain manipulator psycho finally say after 20 years of silence?

Everyone’s God and if we don’t wake up to that there’s going to be no weather because our polar caps are melting because we’re doing bad things to the atmosphere. 'If we don’t change that as rapidly as I’m speaking to you now, if we don’t put the green back on the planet and put the trees back that we’ve butchered, if we don’t go to war against the problem...'

And then he lets us all think-- that he will send another FAMILY out to kill us all for destroying the earth.

Really Charlie...when was the last time you got near a tree?

Charlie Manson CARES about the planet everybody..are you touched?

And then there's Van Jones (Obama's old czar) who says," Civilization is fueled by death."

(see video)

Yes, according to Van Jones, we are using DEAD things to run our greedy lives.

FOR SHAME!!!

Have we no feelings for that poor dead oil? What about that dead coal, that we dig up, with our greedy hands, tearing it from its beds in the nice comfy soils and KILLING IT! The crimes of humanity! And what do we do to this poor oil and innocent coal! WE BURN THEM! We send them all to torture and burn in some machine! Hitler could not even have imagined such a holocaust!

No, Van Jones says we should turn and get the Saudi Arabian energy, which he says is up in the AMERICAN sky...just look up! You will see it!

I ran outside very excited to see Saudi Arabia, but sorry...no sun..lots of tornado's, rain, clouds. They sure could have used Saudi Arabia's help this week down in the Southwest. Really. I mean--- I know that Van Jones and Obama love the Muslims, but trying to say that Saudi Arabia is as pure as the SUN and it's in the American sky?

You know, Van Jones...they really NEED you in Cairo.

Charlie Manson, may be stuck in his own coo-coo land, but he has a lot in common with Van Jones and Al Gore. They all believe in redistribution of wealth, global warming, mind manipulation; They all have visions of death, and they all think they are God.

Nobody says that this is proof that sick minds think alike, so I'll say it.

Van Jones is one hundred times more dangerous than Charlie Mansion, because he has Obama and a vast network of greedy politicians wanting to "steal" from the rich, (and redistribute the money to themselves and the Muslims) and send the poor blacks out to work in their "redistribution" camps of inner cities slave farmers, and solar panel constructors.

We don't have cotton plantations anymore...but we sure do need solar panels built ya' all! We will have a plantation of Wind Mills for you to work on too! Forget those poor oil and coal, let them stay dead and in peace, for god's sake...leave them be!

Look up! It's a bird, it's a plane...NO! It's Saudi Arabia looking for just one soul to be enlighten by Van Jones's future.

So, I'd say, Van Jones, if you're looking for that soul to help you sell your global warming warnings all over the globe...Charlie is waiting, with his own inconvenient truth.

Go ahead..let the Saudi Arabian sunshine in, and go see him, before some solar flare hits you real hard and knocks you right into a pile of big, black, and very dead coal. You...surrounded by all that death?

Horrible.

How About a Trump/Palin ticket?

2011-04-17T20:53:00.000-07:00

Nobody's Opinion: You gotta admit, last week Trump dominated the airways. Everyone is now focused on the Donald, which has given a much welcomed distraction from those nasty and violent tea party people. (Nobody says with a laugh.) The White House has released its opinion, and everyone was repeating it on every station, like the rudderless parrots that they are: The opinion is that Donald Trump has zero chance of becoming President. It's the old "repeat it enough and it becomes fact routine." Carl Rove, who ALSO dishes the tea party candidates whenever he gets his little copy-cat Glenn Beck blackboard up off his lap with his pudgy little fingers, says Trump is a joke. You know, no matter what you think of the guy...he HAS accomplished quite a few things in his life..to call him a joke shows us that Carl is scared. Carl needs to work on his vocabulary. Jesse Ventura, who wants to be VP to Ron Paul, says he thinks the Donald is just doing it for his ratings. Lou Dobbs, reflected that he wouldn't trust Trump the rich man, because it's the rich elites who want a global government, and he hobnobs with them all. Throw in a million jokes about his hair walking by itself, and you get the picture...nobody wants Donald to run. Glenn Beck has been especially vicious to the guy. He's got Allen West on his mind. Allen West is a good pick, but how is he on finance? Foreign affairs? Is he ready for prime time? Ann Coulter is going to probably cut her long hair, and disown God, if New Jersey's governor ....doesn't run. Right now, Lassie could run and would probably get enough votes in Iowa to beat Obama. So, the ONLY supporter Donald seems to have at the moment is Rush Limbaugh and Michael Savage, and Rush is the guy you want to be behind you if you do run. I find it very disingenuous that conservatives fight tooth and nails for capitalism, and yet, when a very rich non-politician wants to run for office, they attack him for only wanting to be President to further his own agenda. And yet, what are Jeb Bush and Mitt Romney? Are they not rich men? What is Mitt's agenda? Is there a law that says only a politician can run for office? The critics have condemned Trump for hanging out with all the rich and powerful. Are you going to tell me that Mitt Romney hangs out at the local McDonalds? His father was a senator. Here is a man who worked hard and "made" it by the system, and they don't trust him. And then there's Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin came out in Wisconsin with a rousing speech last week, and many of us were glad to see her get in more of a fighting spirit under her skirt. I found it funny how she has changed her position on the tea party. I watched her say on The Glenn Beck Show, that the tea party people simply must come into the Republican Party. BUT...In her speech, she went after the GOP, and their pitiful budget demands. She is back courting the tea party people, which makes you wonder if she knows that the GOP going to pick Mitt to run, leaving her out in the cold? The GOP, who have already, I'm sure, picked their man.. was quick to let everyone know the fact that Donald Trump has hired Obama's campaign manager, insinuating that Donald is running on behalf of the Democrats. Well, gee, the guy DID get a man who's name sounded like our worst enemy elected, didn't he? He beat the Clintons' political machine...didn't he? Do not true capitalists get the best man for the buck? Here's what I really like about him. Both the Republican party and the Democratic party are trying to find ways to "pay off our debt" and that is a pipe dream. The Republicans want all Americans who are working their butts off, to "pay" for all those Wall Street Criminals, who along with the Clintons, Bushes and Obama, demolished America--- our hopes, our dreams, our fortunes, and sent the money overseas....We pay for their vast 'mistakes' or more to reality, their vast theft. If WE don't pay their bills, our children will. What a scam! Donald would not punish the American people for the crimes of the elites, so he says. He will help pay off the debt by getting the money from the Chinese and OPEC instead of us. The older generations wouldn't have to suffer. And why should we? Sarah has experience..in Alaska. But we have a fight, not only with the Muslims, and the Chinese, but with our own greedy politicians who are basically working for the Corporations of America, and the radical left dreams of Soros and his communists. Sarah could stand up to the problems in the Congress and Trump could concentrate on the global stuff. He really does have more experience in that area, and isn't afraid to admit we have a Muslim problem. Sarah is always careful not to offend. They'd make a good pair. Good cop, bad cop. (Maybe Allen West would consider VP. He would be good at fighting Congress.) And then, god willing, if they both clean up the house, Sarah would then get a good shot at being the first woman President. It's a tea party dream ticket. Make Ron Paul head of the Treasury. You know, if the GOP want to lose, they will run someone they know will lose. They ran McCain to lose, and Dole. Come on...even a regular citizen would not have run such lame contenders. Why would they want Obama to win you may ask? They want Obama to do another four years, because he is doing a good job of furthering the globalization of the world by collapsing the US which has to be done in order for the New World Order to fulfill its final destination. So, they will run Mitt Romney. (That's why we call them Rhino's.) SO...why don't Donald and Sarah run together? A strong man with a strong woman? If the Republicans run Mitt...run on another ticket. Trump will get enough democrats to vote for him that he would win. Nobody Knows if Sarah would even consider being VP again...but Nobody can dream can't I?

Obama's Work Space...

2011-04-16T12:03:00.000-07:00

Nobody Flashes Email: Today, I was happy with myself that I had gotten the whole house cleaned-- everything was in its place, and then I came to my office. Just shoot me. There are papers everywhere: notes, books, shoe boxes filled with old receipts, closets dripping with so much stuff I dare not move anything for fear something will fall. I was feeling downright depressed about how I can't ever seem to keep my "office" in order, when I got this email.

A Person's Mind and His Desk.

There's an old saying that seems to apply: Creative minds are rarely tidy. I've used that often to explain my desk/workspace. Here we see the workspaces of William F. Buckley, Nat Hentoff, Albert Einstein, and a guy from Kenya.

(Thanks to Pattie)

Nobody Cares About a Sleeping Joe Biden

2011-04-15T20:36:00.000-07:00

Nobody Cares: My country has in its wisdom contrived for me the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived." John Adams The most remembered moment of Obama's speech this week was Vice President, Joe Biden, who was sleeping . Joe was so inspired, that he took a nap. Either that or he was bored. If you look at the black lady behind him, and the woman who can hardly keep her head up right in back of him... he wasn't the only one bored. So...here are a few guesses as to what he was thinking, or what Timothy Geithner was thinking: Tim: There he goes again. You don't see the guy for months, and when he does show up, all he does is sleep. The bastard is faking it. He owes me for covering up all his expenses in Rio, and he doesn't want to fork out. He's just pretending to be asleep so he doesn't have to pay me. Joe: Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go. Tim: God...I'd like to punch the guy...he's such a moron. Joe: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...bacon.....mmmmmmmmmm..steak...mmmmm..train.... Tim: Couldn't he have picked someone with a little more class to be VP, like me? Joe: I think that I shall never see, a poem as lovely as a tree... Tim: Look, there's the camera. I'm NOT going to kick him..I hope they blast him tomorrow. Joe: Nipples. Honey. Tim: He doesn't know it, but I've got the numbers to his Cayman account. Joe: Angelina...baby... Okay...not many people know that Joe Biden almost died at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, in February 1988, because he had to have surgery to correct an intracranial berry aneurysm that had begun leaking. And while he was recovering, he suffered a pulmonary embolism. Later in May of 1988 he had another operation to repair a second aneurysm, and was out of the Senate for nine months. And while no more incidents have been reported...maybe Joe is due. I'm just saying. And this is the man that is second in line to become President.

Soros Projects Death In America

2011-04-13T22:32:00.000-07:00

Nobody Remembers: I'm not going to talk about Obama's speech today. He said the same old, same old: Tax the rich, Bush is at fault, and I'm going to keep spending money. You have to sacrifice for ME. I found out something today, much more interesting...the actual author of Obamacare. I thought it was Hillary Clinton. I was wrong. Remember Hillary's Health Security Act? In 1994, Hillarycare, even though it was cooked up in secret meetings behind closed doors (as was Obamacare) it was being promoted by anchors on the major television networks giving the plan free promotion. But then, a private group of healthcare insurers put up one single $14 million dollar ad campaign called "Harry and Louise." America reacted with horror, and Bill and Hillary had to accept defeat. Nevertheless, George Soros, wanted to keep one thing alive from Hillarycare: "rationed care." Not long after Hillarycare's defeat, Soros spoke at Columbia University's school of medicine to a roomful of physicians and introduced his new, "Project on Death in America." Yes, that's what he called it. This from The Shadow Party by David Horowitz:

"Its overt purpose was to help the elderly and the terminally ill go to their deaths more comfortably, by providing hospices, pain reduction and other sorts of "palliative" care, not designed to cure them but simply to help them relax, feel better and accept the inevitable. But the Project on Death also had a covert purpose, which was almost certainly its real purpose. That purpose was to save money by rationing healthcare---specifically by denying expensive care to people who were deemed hopeless or whose lives were not considered worth saving for one reason or another. Under Soros's proposal many gravely ill people would be given "palliative" care instead of real care, which was much less expensive."

Soros said, "The fear is that the dying of the elderly will drain the national treasury." Yes...as we hear in every debate now...they can't afford the baby boomers to live to long. We cost too much. We just have to trim Medicare. We...are expendable. Sorry. That's why it MUST be repealed. Later on, in order to make sure that NO commercial could ever defeat the passage of Soros' Project on Death ever again, Soros gave big money to McCain and Feingold. (through all his many organizations) The McCain-Feingold bill's purpose was not to clean up dirty money in politics, it did nothing of the sort, but to regulate political speech 60 days before a general election. Did McCain know what he was doing? (Does Lady Gaga like to go naked?) And just why does Palin keep protecting him again? George Soros was the man behind the McCain-Feingold Bill. He wanted to make sure that no one could post a negative advertisement about his Soros/Hillary/ObamaCare ever again. No more "Obamacare Holocaust" commercials will ever appear in our lifetime, thanks to George Soros depriving us of free speech. And John McCain. (Mr. McCain...shame on you. Pimp your ride and get out of Dodge, for the love of Pete.) In his book, David Horowitz connects the long time association between Hillary and Soros. It seems, both Hillary and Obama truly are his puppets. Yeah, well, we really didn't think Obama picked Hillary to be his Secretary of State--- did we now? You have to give Glenn Beck credit. He showed how this one man is ruining the world, for his own glee and profit. George Soros is one man who should be tried for crimes against humanity. Hopefully, he will have to abide someday by his own Project on Death, the sooner the better.

What's in YOUR Cookie Jar Little Girl?

2011-04-12T17:54:00.001-07:00

Nobody Wins : This article was sent to me by my good colleague in Australia, (amfortas) who was ever so keen to note that this happened all the way around the world, in my little home town. I'm glad SOMEONE is paying attention. Put that with the video, and you see the problem.

*** Who needs the human tapeworms behind these restrictions? St. Louis-Area Girls Told to Close Cookie Stand Each February and March for the past six years, Caitlin Mills, 16, and Abigail Mills, 14, have put a card table in front of their home in Hazelwood, Mo., and sold Girl Scout cookies to drivers passing by. This year, however, the city of Hazelwood notified their mother, Carolyn Mills, that the girls’ cookie stand violated city ordinances and must be shut down. Today, according to a news release from Freedom Center of Missouri, the Mills family — but not the Girl Scouts of America as they are not involved in the case — filed suit in state court to ensure that children in Hazelwood and all over the state will be free to set up similar stands in their own front yards.

“It is a time-honoured tradition for American children to set up a stand in the front yard and sell lemonade or baked goods to people passing by,” said Dave Roland, Freedom Center of Missouri director of litigation. “These stands are not only a fun way to pass a summer afternoon, they are frequently children’s first encounter with the basics of entrepreneurship, customer service, and money management.”

Notice of the city’s move to shut down the cookie-selling stand came as a surprise to Mrs. Mills. “It never even crossed my mind that my girls might need to get permission from the city before setting up their cookie stand,” she said. “I was even more shocked when city officials told me that you couldn’t even get a permit for it.” Caitlin Mills was diplomatic about the situation. “We know that our city officials are working hard to make sure that Hazelwood is a nice place to live,” she explained. “But even good city officials sometimes make mistakes. All we are asking is for the court to say it was a mistake for the city to tell us to shut down our cookie stand.” The implications of this case, however, reach far beyond Hazelwood’s city limits, according to Roland: For more than a century, American courts adhered to the principle that people could use their property almost any way they saw fit as long as they were not harming anyone else. Despite this general rule, courts allowed governments to use the “police power” to create laws carefully designed to protect the public health, safety, and welfare. Over time, however, courts shifted from the presumption that citizens should be able to make use of their property to a presumption that government should be able to restrict its use. The issue in this case is whether state and local governments still face any constitutional limitations on their ability to control the use of private property.

“Courts have already held that cities can control what citizens can build on their property, where they can build it… even what color they can paint it,” Roland said. “If Hazelwood and other cities can prohibit kids from setting up a harmless, temporary cookie stand in their own front yard, it is hard to say that our constitutions still offer any significant protection for private property rights. The Freedom Center of Missouri hopes to remind the courts that vigorous protection of property rights is vital to the American constitutional system and way of life.”

****

So, a kid (or in this case young adult) cannot sell lemonade (or cookies) here in Hazelwood without a permit, and they do not issue permits. Therefore, the kid has to wait till he grows up and gets his first job at McDonalds...thereby discouraging him from having a business of his own.

Getting 'permission' is how they are training the kids that they cannot do much of anything without the government's permission. It also makes the parents look weak.

On the other hand, if Caitlin and her friend Abigail had actually been allowed to sell their cookies here in Hazelwood, more than likely, they would could been robbed, as this young girl was in the video. I'd say the chances were at least 50/50.

The question here is...is this happening in YOUR neighbourhood? Here in Hazelwood, I have it on good source (a teacher) that a boatload of the kids make their money selling drugs in the halls between classes.

And now...we know why: In Hazelwood, you don't need a permit to sell drugs in school, and you have your locker to put the money safely away.

Many a billionaire has a story about how he making money as a kid. Paper routes, selling lemonade, and their early experiences made them into the success they become.

What kind of choices are we giving our kids when they can't experiment with selling honest products, and yet the profits of drugs are sold in the halls of our school, with teachers looking the other way?

Not much.

Nobody's Perfect: Obama VS GM

2011-04-11T16:08:00.000-07:00

Nobody's Perfect: Henry Ford...are you watching this? As usual, I can't leave Obama out of this week's contest because, like the energizer bunny, he just keeps ticking on and on..drumming out imperfections---this time, in his head. But, nobody wants to start with the fun stuff: Cars...that don't work. On the radio this morning came the news: Warning..Will Rogers! The much publicized and anticipated car of all cars to carry us dreamily into the Obama future and keep us within a fifty miles area of our homes--- GM's Chevy Volt...has a problem: It won't start. But don't worry said the announcer, this is NOT a safety problem. Oh..that's good to know. You are safely at home...you might lose your job because you can't start your car..but you can't sue GM for that. You should have walked to work. On the other hand, the Chevy Cruze, has a steering wheel which might come off at anytime during your drive. And you COULD sue for that...so it's been filed under 'safety issues'. Good thing GM doesn't make planes. A pilot without a steering mechanism would be a bit more frantic. At least, you can take your foot off the gas, and live, if you are going under--- 10 mph. Nobody thinks they want us all to buy Segways. Yes, America has come into the wonderful world of globalization. Cars that break up, and cars that won't start: and they call it...progress, because the less people driving the better. Nudging us all...into the future. Except the nudging isn't working, so they are back to using old fashion...fear. And then, there's the big scar we all saw on Obama's Head, put up on Drudge last week. It's there...it's NOT a birthmark. And so, either somebody is having fun with Photoshop, or it's real. What could this mean? Can I have some fun? Many think that Obama is really the Anti-Christ...because according to the Bible, the Anti-Christ comes from the Middle-East. (I'm with Donald on this) Then somebody shoots him in the head (the Anti-Christ) and he lives, to go on to be the most beloved person on the planet, and therefore, for seven years he rules the world and everybody really loves him, before he brings on Armageddon. So..what if, to keep in power, Obama has a steel plate put into the back of his head, to TAKE a bullet by a planted KKK guy, therefore starting riots...and chaos, and out of the chaos, Martial Law is enacted and Obama becomes even MORE powerful, the 2012 elections are postponed, and the Bible's Revelations come to pass. Either that, or they had to remove that chip to get him to start acting more conservative in order to win the next election. We heard him say this week, that he misses being anonymous..and that's why he plays golf. It's also why he visited the Lincoln Memorial last week. He wanted to remain anonymous about all the great work he did on keeping the government open. Really, nobody ever visits the Lincoln Memorial.

Let the Wolves Out!

2011-04-10T19:19:00.000-07:00

Nobody's Opinion: Last week I went to Missouri's wolf sanctuary, and found out that gray wolves are an endangered species. In fact, it doesn't seem that the wolf is doing very well in the world at all, which is a shame because they are such beautiful animals. There has never been a wolf attack on a human ever recorded in the United States. Coyotes killed 22 times more cattle than wolves do.

Here in Missouri, there are no wolves. We have "foxes." Cute-- but I wish we had more wolves. The "government" is not going to introduce them back into the wild. They are genetically monitored and strictly controlled, every single pup is accounted for---god forbid a wolf have too many.

So, are they doing this for OUR benefit?

I doubt it. BECAUSE...ladies and gents...we have WILD PIGS! And they're not controlling them too well at all. What's up with that? Compared to a pig, the wolves are angels They might kill a cow here or there, but pigs...just ask any Texas rancher. They can devour whole fields or sorghum, rice, wheat, soybeans, potatoes, melons, nuts, grass and hay. Corn is a favorite. And disease...they bring that too.

Texas and Florida have the most...but they are spreading, even to my state of Missouri. And as you can see by the picture, not all those pigs are little. Texas alone killed 24, 648 wild pigs in 2009.

So, how did this happen? Pigs are not native to America. Christopher Columbus brought them to the Caribbean, and Hernando DeSoto brought them to Florida, and some rich and bored hunters some time ago, brought some Eurasian boars over for hunting, and THEY managed to mate with the local feral pigs....which brings me to my story.

When I was a kid, of about nine, I went on a wild boar hunt in the Everglades. Yes, there I was, little Miss Daniel Crockett...riding in the back of a swamp buggy (a swamp buggy is just a big jeep with airplane tires...sort of the first BIG FOOT)..Like I said, there I was, on a Friday night, with about seventeen other girls, all older than me. I was the youngest girl there, and there were actually three swamp buggies carrying these fine young women out into the Everglades...that night...to go...wild boar hunting.

I have NEVER figured out why two men would take seventeen young women out to hunt boars..and I don't want to know. It's not like they gave the girls guns, or taught them to hunt. No...they took them along just for the fun of it!

I was not at the age yet--- where screaming and giggling every two seconds had evolved into my brain, being a few years shy of puberty, so you can imagine I was more amazed at the girls, than the dark and scary ride out to a tiny little hut. Whatever danger lurked in the dark was miles away from the noise made by seventeen giggling girls.

When we got to our "quarters" it was one small hut, with ten bunkers, one fridge, one pot bellied stove...and an outhouse. I slept on the floor.

Don't forget the outhouse. There was a spider that was on the top left corner of the inside that was as big as a hubcap. I kid you not. We went to the bathroom in pairs.

I talked to it. "Don't you EVEN think about it!"

There were three adults on this trip...and they had all been evidently, expert hog hunters--- in the Philippines. None of them spoke English very well, but the small petite woman, who was going to hunt the boar, could tell, I was told, the most fabulous raunchy dirty jokes.---good thing I knew nothing about sex, because this lady did NOT shut up. To this day, I have not heard a comedian match her memory of jokes anywhere. I always knew when they ended because she would laugh really loud at herself. And then she start up again.

When it came time to hunt the boars, we all got in the swamp buggies, and it took us quite a while before we found one. And it had tusks, and screamed furiously, ..and put up a big fight. Time and again it attacked the buggy, and was just about the ugliest thing I had ever seen. Was I scared? Okay, a little. But the guys had guns, so...I was more amazed.

The NEXT day...that was the scary day. The men went back out to hunt some more "boar" and the little comedian decided to take us all out for a nice walk in the midday swampy sun, all seventeen of us. I was near the front, and after about an hour...the girl in the lead, screamed as loud as she could, and ran right past me. The NEXT girl in front of her...again...screamed---"'SNAKE!!!" and ran passed me.

So, there I was. In front telling them to knock it off. Cowards. Then...I saw...palmettos...being flattened against the ground. Dozens of them. (picture a big bush being flattened...same thing.) and as I looked down, about twelve feet in front of me was the biggest snake I had ever seen, and I had seen many for my age. The body...sleuthing slowly...slowly...about the size of a Oak tree trunk..

I froze, fascinated at first, and then, said nothing. It's head was a good deal already pass me...and I got tired of waiting for the other end. I wanted to see it, really I did...the tail I mean. But...it was moving too slow, and the rest of the girls were making too much noise.

I calmly walked back to the other girls who were crying hysterically, and told them it was just a big python.

Chill.

Yes, I was brave that day, and then...puberty hit. Today, I would probably scream...although, quietly.

And now, to my point. Those big pylons are all other the Everglades now, they are NOT natives. They can eat small children. And wild boars...another alien species, can devastate a big portion of your land.

But wolves? Who do they hurt?

And more importantly, why are they letting hogs, wild boars, and pythons multiply while they are keeping wolves (who ARE natives) in some kind of perpetual endangered spices limbo?

I don't know. But in a metaphor...the wolves of America are being overrun by alien species.

I suggest we take make our Congressmen and women go on a wild boar hunt before they enter office. Let them scream for once and take the government out of species control.

It's typical of Congress. isn't it? Control the natives,--but let the aliens run lose. They think of people just the same as they think of animals.

Nobody suggest that we put the worst of them on the political endangered speices list in 2012. Personally, I take a Wolf over a politican any day of the week. Few of them are as noble.

Fund the Soldiers or Kill the Babies? Mmmmmm

2011-04-08T23:20:00.001-07:00

Nobody Wins: America was worked up to a gurgling great-bellied political tizzy today. All the networks acted as if it was the end of our world as we know it if a budget wasn't passed by midnight. It came down to: Should we keep paying the boys overseas to die for freedom in the Middle East (and hopes that democracy will spread in Bush's 50 years), or continue to pay for the one abortion every 95 seconds going on at Planned Parenthood, which needs only a meager $363.2 million a year to save women lives. (unless they happen to be unborn women that is.) Heeellloooo? If you picked Planned Parenthood to be funded over our troops, then maybe you should consider: What exactly is your purpose on this planet? Go ahead, there are LOTS of books out there to help you. I don't get it. The last two times the "budget" wasn't passed was because the Democrats just didn't feel it was worth even doing---Nobody Cared at all. But today, it was made into the greatest Congressional fight since Ali and Frazier: A fight brought on by the tea party, who want to end all life on the planet. Yes, and Harry Reid's wife, daughter, and great granddaughters just might die. He pretty much said as much late into the wee hours before the final vote, which got them to throw out the question of whether or not to fund that lover of life and liberty..Planned Parenthood, and talk about it some other day. The old Scarlett O'Hara ploy. I guess Harry just can't afford good insurance on his wife and daughter. They HAVE to go to Planned Parenthood, he's so poor...wait...I'm sure Harry's family is on his really great Congressional Health Plan, so why all this worry about Planned Parenthood? Did Harry Reid just LIE to the American people? Sure he did. And he not getting any better at it. And excuse me...Doesn't Obamacare provide all the very same things that Planned Parenthood does? Why are we funding two programs? Somewhere in the middle of the afternoon...Harry Reid gave it another shot. He scowled and gave his best and most scariest warning: The Cherry Tree Festival...might not go on. OH NO...not that! Anything but that! Minute by minute panic buttons were being pressed and Americans were told that, all the parks would close down, you would not get your tax refunds until 2033, and all non-essential people would not get paid, which in real life means, two-thirds of all governmental workers, and all of Congress and our President. Everyone would still work, just not get a paycheck...it's their progressive dream. We'd just all start bartering, tennis shoes, IPODS, and garden vegetables. Alex Baldwin would have to actually shut-up. The drama continued to build throughout the day...Congressmen and women all giving their opinions on the hard work and frustration...each party blaming the other.

Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-N.Y.) said [Thursday] that the new Republicans elected to the House of Representatives last November came to Congress “to kill women.” She also likened Republican efforts to prohibit federal funding of abortion except in cases of rape, incest or where the life of the mother is endangered to actions taken by Nazis. And she voted for Obamacare because she thinks the idea of a small panel of people deciding who gets to live and who needs to die is just a wonderful way to practice democracy. (Okay, I said that last sentence)

In the end...at the 11th hour..the whole show was done in dramatic fashion. They, the great Congress, came up with a total of $38 million to cut...which is like me telling Bill Gates that I will give him a down payment of one dollar for Microsoft.

Joseph Farrah explains it this way... • 1 million seconds equals 12 days • 1 billion seconds equals 32 years; • 1 trillion seconds equals 32,000 years.

We are 14.7 trillion in debt. Let's put them all on American Idol and make them sing.

Harry Reid gave himself a victory dance tonight. But this nobody saw a great dog and pony show, that made you think your congress was working really hard folks--- Trust us, we did a fantastic job of sending out cronies hour by hour to built up to the final moment of ...YES...we agreed on something! Please love us again!

They are all in so much do-do they can't get out of it...might as well put on the old political show to make the masses think something is REALLY going to change. I wouldn't doubt it if they were all playing cards all day.

"Ah...come on. One more game...let them all anticipate it. They will be so happy when we don't shut it down...Come on Harry...you're turn to deal."

Yes, Harry is happy tonight. "This is historic, what we've done," said Harry Reid.

I agree Harry....historically idiotic even for you.

I'm going to go have a cup of hot tea.

Glenn Beck & Alex Jones: Two Frogs in a Pond of Conspiracy

2011-04-06T20:03:00.001-07:00

Nobody's Fool: Glenn Beck, one of the most popular pundits on all of cable land announced that his program, The Glenn Beck Show, will be ending this year, and he is not giving out much other information about it. What...no more chalkboards? The news came as a shock for those of us who watch his program. Nice words came from both the Fox management and Glenn on the decision, so we are left to wonder..what happened? Did the FOX Saudi stock holders say, "that's enough?" Does Glenn see an opportunity to make more money launching his own cable network? Or is it because he needs a rest since he has been working at breakneck speed and his body wants a break? I suspect: all of the above. The one thing you can count on is Glenn will not stop at whatever he has planned. He's not going away, but will probably go to a cable channel of his own. I see a Ted Turner Beck coming around the corner...which might be good, or bad, because Glenn is not exactly "fair and balanced"--- he is not a newsman. He's a person who trying to put the world together in his mind...and while he doesn't always get it right (as in the 'birther' situation) his enthusiasm alone gets him attention. His ratings have dropped. I stopped watching him because he was talking too much about God, not that I don't like God, but no one on the planet knows what 'god' thinks, not even Glenn Beck. Also, he was relentless about the horror that is coming our way. Plant a garden. Start going back to grandma's way...can your own food. He's a step away from telling us all dig for oil. Tell me, if we get attacked tomorrow...and I had already gone out and planted green peppers, my green peppers won't be ready in a couple of months...Yeah, I can hold out--plastic flower salads might get me through. My point is, Americans, no matter how real the dangers, are having enough trouble just wondering what to have for dinner that night. All our lives, we have been spoiled...we can't believe that nothing bad will happen to us. Robinson Crusoe, while a great book, is just not an American concept. Glenn, just recently, has figured out about the "global world government" that many of our richest leaders have been trying to enforce and put in place. George Soros right now, is holding another Britten Woods II,--"lets' control the media, the money and the world" ---right out in the open. I was rather pleased to hear Glenn talk about the Muslims wanting to take over America. I was also glad to hear him finally get on the "global' subject, because it's the reason I started blogging in 2005. One day I just woke up and saw the danger in the globalists, and that was because I had been listening to Alex Jones late at night on Coast to Coast...loooooog before Glenn. When I first heard Alex, I could not believe some of the things he was saying. He was a lot like Glenn Beck in that respect. He was putting puzzle pieces together and just wanted to tell the world what he was finding out, and it wasn't good. Like Glenn, Alex brings his heartfelt concern with what he finds out.--- he is out to warn the world that all is not what it seems. And also...like Glenn, sometimes gets it wrong--- they are only human. Don't we all? At the time, Alex accused George W. Bush of being somewhat...let's just say, a man working for "global" interests. And then he said our government met in secret places every year, in the woods, and dressed up in robes, and met in cabins to discuss us all. Baloney I thought!--- Until I saw the proof on video. You know, it's one thing to know that our leaders are meeting in the halls of Congress. It's another thing to see them met in so much in secret, like the G8, (now 20)the Bilderberg meetings, and the special private meetings with lobbyists down the street of the White House. Obama does this secret meeting stuff all the time outside of the White House, so he can say he isn't meeting with lobbyists and there is no record of it. BUT...to see them dressed up in robes and praising a giant owl...you really have to wonder...WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? The other day, I was listening to a very angry Alex Jones, who was complaining, and rightly so, that Glenn Beck had stolen all his hard work...the work and research that took him years to compile, and Glenn was using it on his show, and not given him any credit at all for it. Well, that's exactly how many recording artists felt when millions of people downloaded their songs without paying a nickel, when Napster was all the rage. It's a brave new internet world, where copyrights, and ideas can be taken, rehashed, posted, played, enjoyed, all with the click of a mouse, and one man builds on another man's sweat. And I agree...Glenn should give him at least a shout-out. In journalism, you are not suppose to take more than a few paragraph of another's work, without giving credit to the author, and I have to admit, Glenn Beck has got a lot from Alex Jones. I've also heard Michal Savage complain about the "stealing" of his ideas. The good news is: Alex Jones is finally coming up in the world. He has a great website, and a spot on Drudge. He got some exposure on Jesse Ventura's TV program. On the other hand, Glenn is taking Alex's work and spreading out to the people that don't listen to Alex Jones. In the end, the more people know, the more we can make plans on what to do. And the man, who should get the MOST credit...is George Noory. Nobody talks about him too much, but George has orchestrated it all...presenting every conspiracy, political, or not on his show. Trouble is...his show, Coast to Coast, is on at night while everyone is sleeping... And he is now the number one radio host...beating out even Rush Limbaugh. Oh, you didn't know that? Well...in the words of Fox Molder...The Truth is Out There...you just have to kiss a lot of frogs to find it. ..rrrrrrrribbbbit. Glenn Beck, the ultimate frog horn of alarm...will not stay gone for long. Unless...he knows something we don't, and he's planning on hiding in some bunker. And in that case...I'm listening to as many frogs as I can find. Yes, follow the frogs. I hear they have a nice one at the Pentagon now, and that's another conspricay that NO one will EVER figure out.

Nobody's Perfect: Obama the Executioner VS Hillary the Hun

2011-04-04T17:58:00.000-07:00

Nobody's Perfect: It was hard not to comment on the fabulous failure of Charlie Sheen's road show this week. It was also hard not to celebrate the retirement of Katie Couric from the CBS nightly news, but, I found these two flaming pilgrims mere twits on a baby's dimpled butt-cheek compared to the real life mistakes of our big and bold socialist leaders. Obama makes the list again this week, (I cannot seem to keep him off) but he has good company in our favorite gal about the world, Hillary Clinton. Most of us have noticed that for the FIRST time in Obama's administration, Hillary Clinton has been on the front lines running the United States in foreign affairs in the East because, if there is a mistake made, Obama can blame her. Hillary, the maniacal man-hater, has found one man she wants to stick up for: Assad of Syria. Assad has killed 40,000 of his own people in Lebanon (according to WIKIPEDIA) ...which puts him right up there with Saddam, but Hillary said that Assad is a "reformer." In other words, when his people rose up against him recently, she stuck up for him. Now, does this have ANYTHING to do with the Golan Heights that Israel won far and square after being attacked by Syria in the Yom Kipper War? Is this against the Jews--- because this is land that Obama would like Israel to give back? Or is it because satellite images project plutonian in Syria? This from Charles Krauthammer:

Clinton's statement is morally obtuse. Here are people demonstrating against a dictatorship that repeatedly uses live fire on its own people, a regime that in 1982 killed 20,000 in Hama and then paved the dead over. Here are insanely courageous people demanding reform---the the U.S. secretary of state tells the world that the thug ordering and shooting of innocents already is a reformer, thus effectively endorsing the Baath party line---"We are all reformers," Assad told parliament---and undermine the demonstrators" cause.

Hillary is no pimp of piety. Obviously she was told to stick up for Assad by her boss. And speaking of her boss, Hillary's racking mistake is nothing compared to her boss's decision, made today, that...well ..I'll just keep Gitmo opened and those terrorist that I said I would put on trial in New York, are going to be tried by military court. He announced this absurd reversal on the same day he said he was running for reelection, which of course reminded everyone how he had promised to close Gitmo on his first day in office, and how he lobbied hard to give a "fair trial" to the terrorists of 9/11 in New York, causing more years of extreme heartache to all those that suffered on that day. Obama's political instincts are sharp and so, he passed the buck of blame on this to Eric Holder. Bob Holder said this in a press conference: "Do I know better than them? Yes. I respect their ability to disagree but they should respect that this is an executive branch function, a unique executive branch function," Obama has a lot of "executive branch functions" doesn't he? In other words, a dictator can branch out as many functions as he seems fit. No wonder he likes Assad. Obama's Youtube reelection video was so lame, that you would actually think MR. Perfect wants to lose. Or, is he just waiting for the big moment to recapture his popularity? Nobody thinks, with these two running the show, Obama might never have to run for reelectoin ever again.

2011-04-03T17:44:00.000-07:00

Nobody's Opinion I was flushing around in an old 1995 book I had in my library today called, The Practical Guide to Practically Everything, when I came across the Chapter on Careers:

Here's what it said, and I'm NOT making this up:

THE YEAR AHEAD: BE PREPARED for more job turmoil, less job security. .. Remember, in 1995, Bill Clinton was President, and the economy, according to everyone at the time was the best it had ever been. Yes, Bill Clinton, it was being reported daily, had bought down our deficit and gave us a surplus, the first in years! So...Why does this say, in 1995, that there will be more job turmoil? How did this guy know?

He knew.

ADVOID manufacturing jobs, which will continue to slump...

Okay, how did they know that? This is 1995, BEFORE the big crash. It's almost as if this guy KNEW the plan coming, and was really telling us what to do. Trump is right. We have no manufacturing here, and it's been slowly dissipating for many years due to our fine officials in Washington, who did not protect our manufacturing base, which every other country in the world does but us.

It was suicidal, so why?

The biggest employer is our government, and those that work for the government just manufacture huge, gargantuan salaries--- among other nefarious things. But to write this in 1995?

They knew.

SEEK out jobs in the fast-growing service sector.

Now you get the feeling they were purposely taking all of America to a 'service' economy for some ultimate far-off goal. This was not the FIRST time I had read that the United States of America would become a "service" economy..KFC, McDonalds, Burger King, Subway, K-Mart, Wal-Mart--- there are mostly only service jobs now in the private sector. I had been reading about us becoming a service job economy for many years in various career books in the libraries as far back as 1990. Most of the "service' jobs now, are in the government.

It was like they were preparing the masses, to know, that in the future..America would be just "service.' No manufacturing. Let those Chinese do it. We've decided.

They knew.

APPLY for an internship to land a job...

While working free for a short time is nothing new, it has been taken to fine art. Arianna Huffington just got reprimanded for not paying her many writers on her Huffington Post. Volunteering is the new mantra...don't get paid...donate all your services for free. Be a good person. Cleverly they are using the churches to push this "we want free slaves" idea. How many jobs nowadays have internships besides the government? Enquiring minds want to know.

DON'T EXPECT more than a 4 percent raise...

How about, don't expect any raises? How about--- expect to lose your job sometime soon and then work the rest of your life at a part- time job?

PROTEST because women still earn less than men...

Oh please...this one is getting old. But it's the new/too old, feminist agenda. A lot of women in America make MORE money than the men, at least around my neighborhood. They are destroying the "men's' jobs, which are mostly in construction, and manufacturing...so that we will have a nation of women at work, in 'service' jobs, and not at home raising kids. Send those liberal bleeding hearts to Afghanistan, they need women workers there.

ANTICIPATE fewer perks... Fewer perks? Is no more eating out, taking vacations, buying new cars, sending the kids to college, going to movies, etc... considered a perk? I don't know too many people riding in Limo's.

Forget the perks, unless you're on welfare, then you can take that trip to Las Vegas.

SURF the Internet for new job listings...

Charlie Sheen is looking for Warriors who can hold machete's..tweet him.

DON'T ANSWER every question at a job interview..

This means, do not, under any circumstances whatsoever, tell the interviewer you are a tea party patriot or a birther. In the words of Professor Dumbledore...The consequences could be severe.

RELAX if you get fired.

If you are any color but white, you have no worries. The government will take care of you. (Wait, my cousin is white and the government has supported her and her three kids, and her grandchildren for just about forever.) Okay....you have to be lazy, and dishonest. I will say...'If you are lazy and dishonest." relax...get fired.

BUT...If you are white, you are to become an extinct species...and if you don't believe me, look up any information on how the white man is going to be the minority by the year 2025. They are TELLING you now, just so you know.

They warned you back in 1995, so they are warning you now.

What's next? My advice is to watch as much Sci-Fi as you can, and Glenn Beck. We are being shown night after night that most of America is going to be attacked, by comets, sunspots, ice storms, global warming, the 12th Imam, weather manipulation, Lindsay Lohan,.....so when it happens...be good boys and girls and do whatever the authorities tell you. I guess they now know, no one is reading 2011's "Practical Guide to Practically Anything" because if they were... They would be not only trying to get fired, but would be volunteering to work for FEMA's food services, in order to be ready for 2025. Or...is America going to be destroyed in 2012? I need a new guide book. .

What Do These People Have in Common?

2011-04-01T18:34:00.001-07:00

Making the List of Acceptable Risks: What do these People Have in Common? Nobody Remembers one of the reasons for Charles Lindbergh's great success, was that he was, according to his youngest child, Reeve Lindbergh, "an inveterate list maker. We used to make fun of him." He would follow his kids around with lists for them to do. To Charles, they were a point of self- preservation, and he insisted that lists were part of the important mental task of taking and being prepared for calculated, acceptable risk. Gee...I guess Bernanke didn't keep lists, nothing about TARP was acceptable or calculated. (Or was it?) Lindbergh used to make great lists before a flight, and even the fishing hooks (in case of a crash over the Arctic) were counted and weighted several times. Every ounce meant less fuel. Another famous list maker, according to those who know her, is Madonna. It seems she gets in her limo and marks off all she has to do that day. People who have worked for her say she is almost obsessed with list making. Nobody wonders if she gives HER kids lists of things to do? Once, Gene Simmons went practically crazy when he lost his little black appointment book on his show. Seventy percent of the people in the world, it is said, make lists. Some of them even use sticky notes on their computer. I make lists, but then, I almost never finish my daily tasks. Out of a list of fifteen, if I am lucky, I might make it to four. Show me a man or women who finishes their list every single day, and I'll bet you they are 1. famous and 2. probably rich. That kind of drive takes superhuman effort. Not to mention---no kids, no pets, no demanding spouse, no house, no dishes, no laundry, no email, no Supernatural reruns, and no earthquakes, tornadoes, or hurricanes. It also helps if you don't have to cook. The only good piece of advice that I ever got from Bill Clinton, came from his book called, "My Life" which, I must say, is about the most boring book you can ever pick up...but it DID have one redeeming factor which was...Bill told us all to make lists each and every day, and do the most important thing first, then go down the list and finish things off in the matter of their importance. No doubt it's one of the reasons why some little fat boy from Arkansas grew up to be one of the most powerful men in the world: He made lists. And don't you wonder what happened to those "lists?" I bet if we could find some of Bill Clinton old lists, we would not only find thousands of telephone numbers, (and bank accounts) but lists of White House enemies, and who he had audited. Because Bill took a calculated risk even making them, you can bet they have all been shredded. You would think by the horrible failure of the current administration, that nobody is keeping any lists at the White House...but that's not quite true. Obama has a blackberry. So, in the fine Nixononian tradition of keeping lists...I can only speculate what a daily list on Obama's blackberry might look like... 'President' Obama's List of THINGS TO DO TODAY Things with calculated risk: 1. Make sure they put your Presidential Logo on Cardboard Easter Eggs for the Easter Egg Hunt. Make sure the Easter Party inside has the real chocolate ordered from France. 2. Call Louis Farrakhan. Explain that this war will get him reelected, and remind him that that's important for the Muslim Nation. Mention that Kaddafi is okay. 3. Send Michelle to the Bahamas for another vacation. 4. Golf: tee time 10.am tomorrow, and Sunday. Bring the clubs Tiger gave you. Send Air Force One to pick up Jeffery. 5. Photo-op with NBA players at 1pm. Let them all stay overnight for a big party. 6. Lunch with Beyonce. (Keep the NBA players away for at least an hour) 7. Meet with Jeb Bush to go over immigration reform at 3pm. 8. Invite Donald Trump to White House, but then cancel. 9. Fly to Chicago to meet Rahm for dinner. Make sure Daley knows he can fly on Air Force One. Go over strategy for re-election. 10. Get Invites out to all highest campaign contributors to get a ride on Air Force One to Dublin. COST: $500,000 a seat. Make sure Stevie gets to come. 11. Invade Libya, but make sure it doesn't get out 12. Make sure you call George Soros before you retire, you know how he hates it when you don't. So,..as you can see that there are LISTS...and there are lists. They are not all the same. which means, after reading Obama's list mine is starting to make me look a lot more like Lindbergh. I'm going to start weighing my essays from now on, because, I'm sure even Charles would agree....I am taking a calculated risk just writing this.

Blowing Gumballs with George and Laura

2011-03-31T22:10:00.001-07:00

Nobody's Fool: I don't know about you, but the LAST thing I want to hear from an X-American President and his wife is how they are going to spend all their remaining years devoted to bringing education, and jobs to Afghanistan women. What about AMERICAN woman? What a bunch of holy gumballs. That's right. I said gumballs. I spent a few hours today blowing gumballs off my driveway. I hate gumballs. I know that mother nature gave the sweet gum tree a special gift in this world.. " God said, "Be fruitful and multiply!" and it does...all over my driveway and backyard. My sweet gum tree is right over my driveway, and so far this year, I have manually swept my entire driveway at least four times trying to rid it of gumballs. My neighbor (whom I'm always trying to impress) did not believe me when I told her, that already this year, I have cleared the driveway of gumballs many times, so THIS time, I got out my loudest blower. I wanted to make SURE she heard it. I cannot for the life of me, figure out any good purpose for a gumball, besides to drive me crazy, and tonight that's just what George W. Bush and his wife Laura did in their interviews with Greta on Fox. First, let me say this: This nobody does not think these two are together anymore. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Like Bill and Hillary, they make appearances together, but then if you follow them daily, they are almost never together...not even in interviews. George had his interview first. (see here) He said he (meaning we) was going to stay in Afghanistan and save the Afghan women. George Bush is now the new Gloria Steinem...the great feminist himself. Free them from their bondage. It's a noble cause, and his buddy Karzai is helping him set up programs in his multimillion dollar global Bush 'think tank' enterprise in Texas. It was heartwarming. Then Laura came on and told us that economically women HAVE to work over there, otherwise the country cannot become a democracy. They both mentioned Iraq. They are out to save Afghanistan. Where's my blower? Now, we have Barak Obama, George W. Bush, and Laura Bush, concerned about making democracy in Afghanistan. How George and his wife are going to change thousands of years of fanatical religion is beyond comprehensions. Sure, we'd all love to see it happen, but is that really what our X-President should be doing while we are drowning in debt? All I can say is, our former President and first lady were blowing holy gumballs of Afganistan concern out of their mouths every other second. It almost makes me feel like making a mock gumball head of thorns to send to them. I'm sorry. It's just...all so political, isn't it? We are learning...when a President pontificates the most NOBLE of reasons for justifiing fiddling in other nations, there is almost always another reason, which is the real one, which they can't tell you, so it just makes them look good to make up some humanitarian agenda. Obama is trying to take credit for sending democracy through Libya and Tunisia, and Egypt. George Bush is trying to tell us that he will be responsible for saving the country of Afghanistan, almost as if he didn't want to be left out of history...or upstaged. This nobody says:...Before you go blowing holy gumballs of benevolence, telling us democracy is going to shine in Afghanistan, you guys,...How about saving America first? Remember...America? Or....have you forgotten her?

The 12th Imam VS The Freemasons..Get Your Tickets Now

2011-03-29T20:17:00.000-07:00

Nobody Wins: Here's an interesting twist to a subject that I just can't help but noticing: First: if you haven't already seen the film that is being shown all over the world, called, "The Coming is Near" in which it is predicted that the 12th Imam is coming back to take over the world...then you can take a view of it here While you may find it boring through the beginning...(I did) fast forward it towards the end when you start seeing the pictures of our past Presidents. The video talks mostly about the Freemasons wanting to take over the world. Gee...I didn't know there were so many...did you? ALL the western world's leaders are going to secret rituals and saving the widow's son? If that's true...than Obama better look into it...he is being left out. Many of us in America have read and are familiar with a "secret" society of Freemasons...through books, movies, and family members--- but I thought it particularly strange, that an Iranian propaganda movie made for people in the Middle East, to even be familiar with the concepts of Freemasons. Over here, people hardly give them any thought. Ask a young person in America if he knows any Freemasons and he will think it's some kind of band. At this same time this week, the History Channel presented a two-hour special on Freemasons...and I found the coincidental timing of these two media presentations almost suspicious. There is no doubt that the powerful leaders of the Western world have secret meetings, and keep most of their plans from the "little" people, but the History Channel's conclusion was that the Freemasons are not powerful at all...just a boy's club of good guys. Frankly, that worries me more than the video from Iran. I don't think that sensational video of "The Coming is Near" was made for the people over there..I think it was propaganda made to be seen by the little nobodies...over here. Basically they are telling us..'Your leaders are in an evil plot to take over the world." And there is a lot of truth to that. But, guess what? I'll take our evil leaders over their evil leaders any day of the week. For one thing, our malls are not ready for the swarming of black Burke's'. High heels are all the rage. Second: I don't even want to think about this, but I find you must think of all angles: There could have been American people on OUR side who helped with this video.We have got plenty of idiots over here helping with the riots in the middle east. It wouldn't be the first time in history....people make lots of money off war. The famous symbol of the Freemasons with the compass and the anvil, and the G (representing God) in the middle is supposed to mean for all Masons to :"circumscribe their desires and keep their passions within due bounds toward all mankind." Something tells me we are going to need some hammers in that symbol, the compass is just not cutting it. Maybe we should just put them all the Freemasons in the Coliseum in Rome, and tell them to fix it. Then we'll tell the Muslims waiting for the 12th Imam that he is going to rise up out of the bottom of the Coliseum and save the world. And while they wait for him...we can go back to our lives, and watch more documentaries on the History Channel about how the Templar's were very rich men, and some of them were gay, and Washington D.C. in under the sign of Virgo because even politicians like virgins, and Bill Clinton is a 33 Master Mason, and the seeing eye goes back to Isis, and Obama is REALLY the 13th Iman...and...if you see the numbers 22, and 1111 be sure the eye is talking to you...and Lindsey Lohan is going to become a Mason...and take over the world...and Skull and Bones is really just a sleazy bar in Oxford, and I can't get enough of this stuff...can you? And THAT's why they put it in.

Nobody's Perfect: Superman Obama VS the Supernuts EU

2011-03-28T20:41:00.000-07:00

Nobody's Perfect: Darn. I missed 'President' Obama's big speech on why we are in Libya tonight....by all accounts I'll go with Sara Palin's reaction to it which was..."What is the mission again?" What I did notice from the few clips that I saw was that Obama made sure to start out with praising all the troops and soldiers and reminding everyone that was listening that he is the "commander in chief" who can put our troops anywhere in the world in which he sees trouble...(What is Congress for again? Why do we pay those guys?) He said this: "The United States of America is different and as president I refuse to wait for the images of slaughter and mass graves before taking action. Moreover, America has an important strategic interest in preventing Gaddafi from overrunning those who oppose him," (Mighty Mouse...is on the waaaaaaaay!!) Obama's strategic interest was he didn't want people flooding into Tunisia and Egypt. Too bad he doesn't feel that way about our drug war on our border..40,000 people so far have been brutally murdered in Mexico. If he is so concerned about images of mass slaughter why doesn't Obama send bombers down there? Why? We have more of a strategic interest in stopping the drugs coming into our country, then helping al-Qaeda fight Gaddafi. Not to mention, that's a LOT of dead people Mr. President down there, and some of them are missing their heads. Did you MISS the pictures of the mass graves just south of our border Mr. President? Obama didn't have to wait for images of the already dead in all the other Middle Eastern cesspools of "democracy," they are right there in front of him. It was reported that 67 dead bodies are waiting for him to take a look at in Syria. Saying that he doesn't want the efforts at democracy in the Middle East to be spoiled by Gaddafi was about as lame as Newt Gingrich (who almost made the cut tonight) saying his first two marriages broke up because of the ever eternal love of his country. Both excuses pretty lame if you ask me. Nevertheless, Obama is no surprise, but this headline absolutely floored me. EU to ban cars from cities by 2050. Cars will be banned from London and all other cities across Europe under a draconian EU master plan to cut CO2 emissions by 60 per cent over the next 40 years. Unless of course you are a member of the EU, than you can drive your limossine all the way down any city at all. They can all race their expensive cars down the main drags. Obama may be a insufferable Marxist, a Soros puppet, an illuminati Mafia candidate working for the job of head guy at the UN..but I'd say the EU wins hands down this week on the "Nobody's Perfect" calendar...coming into the threshold of crazy loons. Ban all cars from London? Rome? Paris? Brussels? It's about time they banned the EU.

The Obamacrats...Part II

2011-03-28T11:34:00.000-07:00

Nobody Remembers: Let's remember our fine historical history of the connections between the mob and the Democrats. This just released on AP:

President Barack Obama will raise cash for Democrats in New York this week and Chicago next month. A Democratic official says Obama will raise money for the Democratic National Committee Tuesday night during a trip to New York for the dedication of a United Nations building. Obama will also attend a democratic fundraiser April 14 in his hometown of Chicago, the same city where his re-election campaign will be based.

As we recall, it was Jimmy Hoffa that gave the final votes from Illinois to put Jack Kennedy in the White House, simply because Joseph Kennedy, his dad, who made his millions off of illegal bootlegging, asked them to do it as a favor. And then, the OTHER brother, Robert, who was made Attorney General by his Presidential brother, came after them, for which, many say...the Mafia had them both killed, with the blessing of LBJ who REALLY wanted to be President. Hey, that's what they say. New York and Tammery Hall...are still alive, and now, Richard Daley, the current Chicago Jimmy Hoffa, works for Obama. Rahn Emanuel, Obama's right hand man, was given the office of Mayor of Chicago, to make sure that the votes from Illinois once again go to Obama, keeping them all in power. Harry Reid will die before he leaves Las Vegas, the town that was built by the pensions trust funds of the Unions out of Chicago. Nobody talks about the Mafia anymore, but they did send Rahm a dead fish, when he left the White House. Those Mafia guys really have a great sense of humor.

Houston: We Have A REAL Candidate!

2011-03-26T21:42:00.000-07:00

Nobody Gets Email on Saturday Night: I have been getting so many great emails during the week, that I think I'll have to post them more than once a week. It seems such a pity to let these gems of wisdom and enlightenment go without notice. So, keep an eye out for more from me. Here's one by Bill Cosby...who was not only one of the funniest men on the planet, but a real American, who maybe SHOULD run for President!

(Thanks to Pat)

******
Bill Cosby has a great way of "distilling" things. Looks like he's done it again!

AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

I have decided to become a write-in candidate for President for the year 2012...
Here is my platform:

1. Any use of the phrase: 'Press one for English' is immediately BANNED! English IS the official language: Speak it, or wait outside our borders until you can.

2. We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do NO exports. We will use the "Wal-Mart's" policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it." We'll make it here and sell it here!

3. When imports are allowed, there will be 100% import tax on it coming in here.

4. All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the Southern border of the United States. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTH BOUND aliens.

5. Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nothin in, you AIN'T getting nothin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

6. Welfare. Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.

7. Professional Athletes--Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports...For life.

8. Crime---we will adopt the Turkish method, I.e., the first time you steal you lose your right hand. (Nobody says...Bill is really getting into it now!) There is no more 'life sentences.' If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

9. One export of will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.

10. All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately lower the taxes. When disasters occure around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the deicsion as to whether, or not, it is a worthy cause.

11. The Pledge of Allegiance will be said EVERY day at school, and every day in CONGRESS.

12. The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, ete.

My apologies if I have stpped on anyone's toes...NEVERTHELESS...

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Sincerly,

Bill Cosby.

Welcome to the New World Order of the General Elites (GE)

2011-03-25T22:57:00.000-07:00

Nobody Wins: Jeffery Immelt, the CEO of General Electric, is just about as arrogant a man as you would ever encounter. I once saw him on Charlie Rose, and he made it quite clear, that to him, America was just a stooge on a map. He is a proud globalist. Jeffery said that if any man or women in America that worked for GE did not want to go work in China--he would fire them on the spot, because to Jeffery, we all must accept the fact that Jeffery, is King of the World. He loves China, because communism works so well for a CEO.

His mother must be proud.

We found today that GE, made profits of $14.2 billion worldwide, and $5.1 billion from the United States. The company did not have to pay any taxes. In fact, GE got a tax benefit of $3.2 billion. That G.E. Japanese nuclear reactor melted down just in time.

Obama's wanting the rich to pay more, means, he wants them to pay more to him.
GE gave more money to Obama's campaign than had ever been given before.

Jeffery went to India with 'President' Obama, and was on the plane to Rio with him too. He has been given an official government title. He is right by his side making plans for one big GE world.

But it's not just GE gettng tax breaks, many big multinational companies are getting everything for free. Almost all of them pay no taxes, so when Michael Moore complains, you can understand why so many people listen to him, and that's a fact that is maddening.

To get Obamacare passed, (with the blessings of big insurance, and pharmaceutical companies) Obama had to make exceptions to his rule and bribe a few states with a "get out of Obamacare Free" card. Then before you knew it, ALL the big international companies got excused from the Obamacare draconian law, a law that all the Congressmen don't have to abide by either. The truth is: if you are rich, you are excused, if you are poor...you better pay up.

Obamacare is a slow holocaust. It's a depopulation tool, dressed in a benevolent "universal health care for ALL" package.

Depopulation is a key plan for the very rich. Warren Buffett gave $3 billion dollars to promote abortions all over the world, right after Obama first official act was to open the gates of taxpayer support for abortions worldwide. Obama kicked in $50 million, thank you very much dear citizen. Yes, Warren and Bill Gates voted for Obama. And there are other reasons why.

Warren just put up $50 million of his own money to start up the UN nuclear bank, and why? Warren has an energy utility business and owns MidAmerican Energy. His motivation for donating to the UN nuclear bank will benefit him later with regard to a UN monopoly over nuclear power for electricity.

This from Infowars:

Taxpayers will ultimately fund the UN nuclear bank that is in opposition to
public interest and freedom. This trick is accomplished through foundations
convincing governments to regulate or take action on an issue and then passing
the cost on to taxpayers. As sovereign countries dismantle their nuclear weapons
under UN treaties, the UN is simultaneously building its nuclear arsenal by way
of the nuclear bank.

Yes, Buffett proposed this UN bank through a foundation he funds called the Nuclear Threat Initiative. (NTI) Ted Turner (who would like to get rid of at least 5 billion on the planet) is co-chairman. Sam Nunn, is the other chairman.

So, who else is working hard on dismantling our nuclear weapons besides Obama? Henry Kissinger, George Schulz, William Perry, Zbigniew Brzezinki, Madeleine Albright, and Colin Powell among others.

Oh, it's for the benefit of mankind they say...a dream to get rid of all those nuclear weapons.

Right, and my mother loved to do laundry.

These rich guys are after a one world government. What Alex Jones, and David Icke have been talking about for years, is finally becoming known to us all.

Cassandra Anderson of Inforwars wrote:

In short, the sustainable objective is the abolition of private property,
education for global citizenship, and the use of technology to control human
action. Additionally, the UN is locking in another uranium enrichment monopoly
over nuclear power for electricity, which will also increase “interdependency of
nations.”

So, GE got Congress to outlaw our light bulbs and make us buy ones filled with mercury; GE has forced our government to push electric cars and the rebuilding of a whole nations infrastucture and all this new technology to profit billions more for them, and also to join with the United Nations in building global nuclear GE power plants...all without having to pay one single dime in taxes.

Our politicians are just butt-boys to these big companies. Charlie Rangel and George W. Bush both made laws benefiting the tax breaks for GE. So..nobody suggests that we change the name of the Unites States to GE...the General Elites.

And then...turn the lights out.

There Are Holes in the Moon

2011-03-24T20:14:00.000-07:00

Nobody's Opinion: Somewhere tonight a dead Marine in Afghanistan, is being scrapped off the inside of a Humvee by some other Marine whose job it is to figure out how to get as much as is left of his body back to the morgue...sometimes having to grab it by sticky gobs...looking for notes in pockets and pictures of children, dogs, and cars to send home.

While I think about this, I glanced down at my dog, who sits at full attention, waiting for me to give her the last of the glass of milk that I am enjoying...she's getting old, but when it comes to milk, she has the look of a young puppy.

These two scenes..a young man far away, blown up for a reason not many of us really know anything about, and myself here--- sitting comfortable in my little room...leaves me feeling like Alice falling down a hole, only to come out the other side and floating off into space. I don't want him to be there. I don't want some mother to lose her child to a country whose government has been captured by elite oligarchs who send boys into battle and for which they no longer care what it's citizens' might want.

I try to imagine what the people in England must have felt during the blitz, and I just can't. And I certainly don't want to be thinking about any of this tonight...but I am.

In America...we know that the enemy is over there. But, we also know, they are welcoming them here with open arms, and that's because we have a President who believes the absurd notion that Muslims have been a great part of America and her history. So...

Nobody Knows when the American's are going to make a much needed "Regime" change here. Who's running? So far, candidates like Palin, Romney, and Newt have all made some big bucks just hinting at the prospect through book sales. Donald also has made money off the announcement. Ron Paul...mmmmm ...will he run again? Probably all of them will, but what really troubles this Nobody is the fact that not one..NOT ONE...democrat has come out to challenge Obama. That party has been obliterated. It almost doesn't exist.

Nobody's Perfect; Somewhere in Florida some black chick walks into a Burger King and attacks the (white) people serving her food. She hops up on the counter and hits them with a plastic cooler. Yes, this fine mother of four kids, was on spring vacation. The rest of the black tourists helped her trash the restaurant. This happens when your welfare check can only take you from Alabama to Florida, when you really wanted a Hawaii vacation. Times are rough.

Nobody Cares: I'm waiting for the big earthquake. It's been predicted that California is going to have a huge one due to the Super moon, (sometimes before the 27th) and even Michael Moore is going to feel this one.

Nobody Wonders: Were Liz Taylors' eyes REALLY violet, or did she wear contacts? And why did she win Oscars and Richard Burton did not? Care to speculate? I saw her once in person, and I really didn't see the purple eyes. She was beautiful..but all I saw was mascara.

Nobody's Fool: Ron Paul came out with this statement about our wars:

“The American people are sick and tired of this. We are in trouble here.
We’re spending money overseas, we blow up countries and then we have to rebuild
them at the same time we can’t even build our own infrastructure.”

And that's why he's so popular.

Nobody Wins: So, as we watch Paul Allen buy a nice small jet for himself, you must know, our Unions are out to destroy the country and redistribute the money due to the fact that Michael Moore says, the rich have got loads of money and he wants it.

The Chinese are dealing with the problem of all their newly rich being able to keep their own money by avoiding revolutions. After all, they ARE communists. The people in the city are making three times as much as their country cousins. So...Beijing has ordered on pain of a hefty fine, all Billboards a ban on luxury. To tone down the divide between the rich and the poor. They want the words, "luxury, royal, supreme, and high class" taken out of all advertizing.

Hey, we have been doing that here for some time. The rich will pay over a hundred dollars for jeans that have big holes in them. They want to let the poor people know, they are JUST like them, the rich have holy jeans too--don't hurt them.

Nobody Reports that even maybe the fact that our movie stars are no longer glamorous, is a well thought out plan for the rich to keep themselves safe.

And having said that, I feel safe tonight knowing that somewhere a Marine gave his life for the right reasons...so that I can go have another glass of milk, before I get into my nice warm bed.

At least, that's what I'm telling myself. I don't want to fall down any more holes than I have to.
I'm climbing up to the moon.

Is Ahmadinejad on Steroids, and is Barry Bonds Telling the Truth?

2011-03-22T18:45:00.000-07:00

Nobody Knows which story in the news today was funnier: Barry Bonds saying that his trainer told him he was taking flax seed oil and arthritis cream and he had no clue he was on steroids for all the years he played baseball, or Ahmadinejad claiming that Iran has developed the first flying saucer to fly the earth.

Let's hope those aliens from Roswell are actually dead.

Nobody Knows which one of these men are telling the truth.

On the one hand, if flax seed DID actually boost Barry's Bonds muscles to the size of large cannon balls, then flax seed would cost over $100 an ounce because every man in the world would have vast cases of it stored in the back trunk of his car. AND if Barry actually believed his trainer was giving him flaxseed, that is evidence right there that his steroid abuse was beyond comprehension.

On the other hand, If Ahmadinejad has actually developed a flying saucer, then I say we need to see what he means to do with this "flying saucer."

Invade our Capitol and capture Jack Nicolas?

Put a saucer over every city in the Western World with JBL speakers ready to play Yoko Ono's greatest hits over and over, thereby destroying us with our own music till we surrender to Allah?

Challenge our F-16's to a showdown?

Land on a golf course and kidnap Obama?

Do nighttime raids over cattle farms in Iowa during our presidential primaries?

Sell them to Gaddafi?

Nobody Knows if this is real, but Ahmadinejad says these flying saucers will be spy machines, something our own government is working on night and day, only they are making spy planes to look like bugs and birds.

I don't care, I'm not feeding them.

More than likely he is telling the truth...he has a flying saucer, but it's NOT the first one ever to fly the earth. And I bet when we finally get to see one for real, they will look much like our drones, which, by the way, are doing a lot of damage over there.

The saucer, named "Zohal," sure takes a good picture...just like all the other pictures ever taken of a UFO.

Nobody thinks that we do have aliens walking the earth, and today we found out that Nobody Cares.

Nobody's Perfect: Messiah Obama, VS Tax-Dodger McClasKill.

2011-03-21T19:15:00.000-07:00

Nobody's Perfect: 'President' Obama was criticized heavily on all the cable channels last week (and ALSO by Donald Trump) for playing too much gulf as Japan's nuclear reactors were melting down. He came out and pretty much said, we were all heartbroken, and ships were sent to help, but then Obama pretty much stayed quiet and went back to the links.

Then he came out again, and said Gaddafi had got to go, and so, after asking, "Mother may I?" to the United Nations, he sent over some of our best and lethal planes to bomb for a few days, which will pretty much do just about nothing, as all the generals were saying.

So now we find out, Obama has changed his mind, and we are going to hand over the situation to the French and British. He wants Gaddafi to leave, but, that's not why he sent over planes, which makes about as much sense as telling someone I want you to go, but...go ahead and stay...not my call. Obama has the foreign policy equivalence of a community organizer, which...is what he is.

Remember the good old days when Congress had to declare war?

The Libyan oil fields are one of the main suppliers of oil that Europe gets outside of Russia. Russia owns all the other pipelines. Which explains why George W. Bush took Gaddafi off the terrorist' list, and the Scots sent back the Lockabie bomber.

So, Obama put a small effort in, and now Michael Moore wants him to return his peace prize.
Maybe it's because we have a Supermoon, but for once, I agree with Michael Moore. Europe, like America, should protect its own oil interests. Too bad they seem to be copying us.

But there IS one thing he did so right this week. He went to Rio, (missing any fallout here) to get jobs for Brazilians. He also managed to get his schedule changed to visit the Statue of Christ the Redeemer to nighttime so that his photographer could get this famous shot to be displayed to all the world. And if you think this wasn't planned perfectly, notice...it's Obama standing right in the middle of Jesus' silhouette. It's as if Jesus is saying, "I bless and care for his man."

The only reason he is trying to catch Jesus' light, is because there ARE no lighted night statues of Mohammed anywhere in the world. And for that, we can be thankful.

And then--- there's Claire McCaskill, from my home state of Missouri. Senator McCaskill at one time was Missouri's state auditor. Claire, just like all our politicians, loves to fly around on her private plane at the expense of the taxpayers. She has made over 90 trips from here to Washington.

BUT...she has not paid her property taxes on her plane for over four years. She owes over $280,000 dollars and is planning to sell it.

"The Missouri Republican Party is going to try to ride this horse as long as
they can. They’re going to try to make this as big a deal as they can. Them
filing the ethics complaint is about as surprising as the sun coming up. I have
convinced my husband to sell the damn plane,” McCaskill said on a conference
call with reporters. “I will never set foot on the plane again.”

The Senate Ethics Committee has yet to comment on the matter.

Gee Claire...you sound a bit upset that you had to pay back the money? For a lady who was state auditor, this nobody finds it hard to believe she had no clue that she owed back taxes.
No big deal? Nobody begs to differ....it seems what happens in Rio, stays in Missouri.

Nobody Needs a Johnny Rosebudseed

2011-03-20T20:46:00.001-07:00

Nobody's Opinion: There are few things in life prettier than a yellow rose. I was thinking about this tonight, while I was outside today...picking the dead leaves out of my Japanese garden---clearing away debris, and marveling at the tiny green shoots who had pushed themselves up from the wet ground, somehow..bursting through, tiny little buds of something on the end, heads bowed as if waiting for the sun to kiss them hello. Yes, it's a miracle how fast everything grows in spring, and it's no wonder that we measure our lives by the seasons. I was tip-toeing around so as not to squash them.

But, I missed getting my yellow rose at the funeral.

Everyone was standing outside the chapel after the last words were said, families leaving, the body waiting for the dirt and final flowers, and the sister of the departed gave all the ladies a bright yellow rose. I was clear across the parking lot explaining to someone I had just met WHY I could not drive over 50 miles just to go to some strangers house for a WAKE (after two days of this stuff, I was ready to get back to my life) when I spotted them being given away. By the time I got there, they were gone. But, I grabbed a few being held by the sister and smelled...

Nothing.

Have you noticed? Roses have no smell anymore. Most of they have been cross-designed and breed, and whatever, and the beautiful 'fill your lungs with this miracle of life', is no longer there. Oh sure, they are bigger, and brighter--- but those geneticists have lost the smell in the process and what a pity. Because what's a rose without it's beautiful smell? It's like a beautiful woman without a kind soul.

Even at the famous Botanical Gardens here in St. Louis, where the rose garden has thousands of blooms every single year, you can stand in the middle of the rose garden, and go, "Where's the perfume?" You can put your poor neglected nose up to every single blossem...and...

Nothing.

You know, I hate to admit it, but this upsets me, which brings me to another point.

At this funeral, there wasn't ONE single woman there who was not horribly sick somehow. All of them were at least 100 pounds overweight, and suffered from cancers, strokes, lung diseases, you name it. Two of them were in wheel chairs. One of the reasons we did not go to the gravesite was because two of the sisters could not even walk.

And I found out that almost every single woman there (and all the women in my own family) had had her gall balder removed. I talked to at least seven.

What is going on?

These were not lazy women. None of them. Anyone can glance around our society and see just how everyone is feeling. And most experts agree...it's our food. It's been processed, chemically altered, the soil has been depleted and our thyroids themselves have been decimated. In order to "feed the masses" and make sure the food stays on a shelf-life of forever so as to make a profit, there is stuff in our food that shouldn't even be there.

Sure, we get less exercise than before, but it goes beyond that. Something in our water, our food, and who knows what else, is poisoning our chances for a decent life, free of pain. Not that disease has not always been with us...it's just that food, doesn't taste like it use to, does it?

If you look around at the poor, they are fatter than everybody else. At my local neighborhood grocery stores, a simple pepper can cost over a dollar. You walk in the door, and get hit with pastry, donuts, and bread. The fruit is almost always spoiled, and you have to check every bag of apples.

Eating healthy is almost impossible, for people on a fixed income, and it shouldn't be. I look at the spinach now, and wonder...safe? In the last ten years I have mistakenly eaten many a contaminated something, and I bet I'm not the only one.

And like everything else...instead of solving the problem, they blame us. The simple man. You're fat because you do not exercise. You're sick because you don't take care of yourself.
Trust us. Fluoride in the water? Trust us...it's your fault. There is no fallout in the air.

Trust us.

As I get older, and I taste the genetically altered apple, or simple orange, I remember how they use to taste when I was a kid. Like the roses, even the food has lost its luster.

But, all is not lost. They have NOT taken the smell out of the gardenia. Every year, I buy a gardenia tree, and every morning in summer, I go out and take the biggest whiff, and if you have not ever smelled a gardenia, you might as well know that this nobody thinks you're glass is half full.

Somebody should put the smell back in the roses before it too late. And then we need a Johnny Roseseed guy to spread it all over the planet.

Funerals...they have their moments I suppose. But they are also hotbeds for Hatfield and McCoy fights that have been just waiting to burst forth. Who gets what...and who was the favorite, and who didn't send flowers, and who didn't show up, etc..

So, I have come to a conclusion. When I die, this nobody would like to skip the funeral and send everyone I liked or loved in my life a gardenia tree...with a card that says..

"Smell this flower once a day, and remember..I still love you."

And that's my final, "funeral moment" for quite some time, I hope.

(And yes, I thought you'd enjoy that potato, you're welcome!)

Globalizating the Gobers

2011-03-19T19:37:00.000-07:00

Nobody Flashes Another Email---

Japan's recent disaster has left more than a few hundred people out of work here in America, (in the GM auto industry) because they depend on parts from Japan. Globalization has been sold to all of us by our elite rulers as the only way to go into the future. Having each country depend on each other so that no wars could ever be fought. That's the "globalists" story, and they're sticking to it.

Only time will tell if their big plans to morph the whole world into a one- world-no- borders GAIA...is successful, but so far, the results aren't looking so good. Obama was happy to announce that the United States was going to buy Brazil's oil. He is making lots of jobs for Brazil. I guess in return, he gets World Soccer and Summer Olympic front row tickets.

What's a nobody going to do? Starts with humor. I like this email...hope you do too.
(Thanks to J.R.)

Question: What it the truest definition of globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death. (my very 'special' person)

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed by an Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This was sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.

That my friend is globalization!

Who Should Come First?

2011-03-18T10:56:00.000-07:00

Nobody Gets Email: Another disaster. Nuclear waste seems to be heading our way, and Obama is going to war in Libya. Where are we going to get the money? Harry Reid: fork up.

This is about how Americans give more to other countries than to our own. While no one asked us to help out the floods up North, or the floods and fires all over this nation: we are still giving out billions to other countries first, which is due to the people who lobby in Washington, and it's not the little American guy carrying his poor friend, begging for help.

(I know, I love this picture.)

Anyway, I got this short email this week...author unknown.

(Thanks to Pat)

CAN I SAY SOMETHING? WAKE UP AMERICA!! WE OWE THE WORLD NOTHING!

Will someone please tell me what the HELL's wrong with all the people that run this country!!

We're "broke" and can't help our own seniors, veterans, orphans, homeless etc.,??

Congress can themselves raises, but NO COLA for all of us on Social Security!

In the last months we have provided aid to Haiti, Chile, and Turkey. And now Pakistan....home of bin Laden. Literally, BILLIONS of DOLLARS!!

Or retired seniors living on a 'fixed income', receive no aid nor do they get any breaks, while our government and religious organizations pour hundreds of billions of $$$$$$$$'s and Tons of Food to Foreign Countries!

We have hundreds of adoptable children who are shoved aside to make room for the adoption of foreign orphans!

AMERICA: A country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed hungry, elderly going without 'needed' meds and mentally ill without treatment, etc, etc.

YET....................

They have a "Benefit' for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations, ships and planes lining up with food, water, tents, clothes, bedding, doctors and medal supplies.

Imagine if the *GOVERNMENT* gave 'US' the same support they give to other countries.

Sad isn't it?

Happy St. Patty's Day!

2011-03-17T13:33:00.000-07:00

Nobody Flashes:

Happy St. Patty's Day!

Due to a death in the family (Why do so many people pass away in spring?) My blogging will be a bit slower in the next few days.

I'll be here, but probably back to full force by Sunday!

Have a pint for me!

Abalone Anyone?

2011-03-16T19:17:00.000-07:00

Nobody Cares that there are things on my bucket list that, unless by some great fortune of luck, I win the Mega millions on some stormy future night...there are yes, two things that I will never do:

1. Be able to tell you what abalone taste like.

2. Be able to buy my best friend a dog just like this one. She took one look, and it was love. And she has expensive taste because he is the most expensive dog in the world at $1.6 million dollars. (Her taste in shoes is much more reasonable.)

And let's just say, that winning the lottery would not be enough. Even if I COULD afford a mutt this adorable, you would have to become a billionaire just to feed him, because he eats...abalone, which is $70 a pound. Big Splash here weighs 180 pounds...over a lifetime, he could eat his cost in abalone easily. And let's not forget the security system on your house alone, and the body guard you would need to walk him...it could add up.

These dogs like to watch TV..so you would have to get big screens, probably their own room...okay...you get the picture.

My friend Pattie is the one who got me into this mess. You see, I found out what a good cook she was, and so I started looking up things she had never cooked before, and came across Abalone in a book.

I was trying to impress her..."So, I bet you've never cooked Abalone!"

"NO..what's that?"

So, we went searching for it, and when we couldn't find it at the local stores, we said, "Well, we'll go to where the RICH people shop!" And they didn't even know what it was.

Let's just say, abalone is not something you will find in the middle of the United States, without knowing someone who knows Donald Trump.

But, somewhere in China, Big Splash, the most famous dog in world, is dining on abalone tonight.
I'm going to have to say...I bet it takes just like dog food.

There--- now I feel better. There are some things in life that really don't need to be experienced, like taking heroin, climbing Mt. Everest, or getting arrested in China for stealing the most expensive dog in the world...even if it is for your best friend.

As all mothers who are REAL mothers, always say: "It the thought that counts."

I'm thinking about cha Pattie. How about a Big Splash calendar?

Forget Your Horoscope, Watch the Sitcoms

2011-03-15T19:24:00.001-07:00

Nobody Knows---how much influence do our popular sitcoms have on us when we go to the ballot box to vote? How much influence does the government have with the various television networks and the contents of their programming? And most importantly, does money change hands to producers for certain political messages?

Before we even knew that Hillary Clinton would be defeated by a black man named Obama, we fell in love with the most awesome President that we had ever witnessed on our TV's. He was perfect, and he was black. President David Palmer, (now the All State Insurance Man) did everything right. He was tough, honest, fair, and every episode we watched, got us turning off our TV and saying, "I wish HE was our President!"

24 was the biggest sitcom on TV, and candidate Obama had the black vote, but he needed so many whites to cross over to him to get the nomination. The Jack Bauer sitcom, was watched by die-hard conservatives, and it's no stretch of the imagination that President Palmer gave us complete trust that Obama would be a great President, like the President Palmer on TV. Give the black guy a chance. Look at David Palmer.

Boy, were we suckered.

Jack Bauer hooked us by the nose and lead us right into socialism.

Coincidence?

Kiefer Sutherland, the actor who portrayed the ultra-conservative Jack Bauer is the grandson of Tommy Douglas, the politician who got Universal Health Care passed in Canada, and the actor himself has said he likes the system of socialism, which his character Jack Bauer, would have been not so pleased about. He also was the producer.

Coincidence?

Last night, on another sitcom called, The EVENT, we also have another black President, and wouldn't you just know it, in the last episode he is dealing with a nuclear meltdown and disaster. This black President is also, like David Palmer, honest, wonderful, brave...etc, etc....all the things Obama is not. And we are seeing that he is willing to risk the death of a million of his own citizens in order to...save the planet.

A concept they want you to think is sane. I was personally shocked to hear a President, even on a sitcom, say..""Well of course I would sacrifice a million people to save the planet?"

Uh....can't we even talk about this?

Nobody knows if these sitcoms are being purposely written in a highly entertaining way, in order to mold the people into accepting that our President is not the weak, incompetent, often times malevolent, raciest man we have come to know, but the brave, bold, and wonderful black President we are seeing on our popular sitcoms.

Nobody thinks this stuff is no accident. What worries me, is not so much the propaganda of liberals in Hollywood trying to shore up the poor image of our black President--- but the fact that last night THE EVENT was all about nuclear accidents, and the black sitcom President was seen...shaking Japanese officials hands.

They had to have filmed this before the accident.

Coincidence?

Nobody wonders if the powerful and elite, knew what was coming.

If you go on the website of THE EVENT...you will read this about the fictional black President, Martinez.

"Moral and idealistic. Hugely popular with the American people and around the
world, President Martinez wants to be a new kind of President, working toward a
new America. He's committed to honesty and runs the first truly bipartisan Born
to Cuban refugees in Miami, Florida, President Martinez is very proud of his
Afro-Cuban roots. He is a graduate of Yale University. A lover of music, he had
a drum set installed in a sound proof room in the basement of the White House,
which he plays to relieve stress administration in recent history"

Yeah, I know. Obama is under so much stress he plays golf, and has big parties with great drummers and singers.

Somewhere they want you to believe that Obama is President Martinez, (getting the Latino vote too!) and David Palmer all rolled into one sweet, magnificent man. ...and he is a "new kind of President."

Well, I have to agree on that. He's new alright. And he is working for a new America.

I suggest we watch the sitcoms before the next elections..to find out if the American people even survive, and if the next sitcom President becomes a dictator to "save the planet."

How much you wanna bet..he's black?

Consider the Source: Stephen King

2011-03-14T18:21:00.000-07:00

Nobody's Perfect:

How can you not like this guy? He is an American Icon. He has lead us down the deep dark avenues of his bucket well of pain, and gotten paid big bucks for it.

One of my favorite movies of all time, is The Stephen King's movie, The DreamCatcher. (What's yours?) The guy is a genius..and thank god he gets up every day and puts on his rock and roll, and writes.

But, when he comes out and attacks the tea party candidates in Maine and Florida, (see video) the ONLY candidates that do not belong to the millionaire Plutocracy called our Congress, you have to wonder...what drug is he on now?

As my mother's always said when someone says somthing really off- the-wall: Consider the source. So let's consider the source of Stephen King.

Since he was so bold some time ago, to say that everybody who can't read, joins the army...insinuating that the army is filled with ignorant people, I feel it's time to point out some very common- sense things about Stephen King.

Consider his source.

His father deserted his mother, Stephen' s older adopted brother, and himself, when he was two. He went out for a cigarette and never came back. Stephen found an old H.P. Lovecraft book that had belonged to his father in the attic and decided to become a writer.

You don't have to be a psychiatrist to go down that road. Being a genius, (and suffering from fatherless trauma) he got hooked on comic books, reading, and discovered he had talent for writing so he became an English teacher.

Teachers, no matter how brilliant they are: live in a dream bubble. University life is completely removed from the rest of money-making society. Add cocaine, marijuana, alcohol, heroin, LSD, opium (and that's just a few) and mix that cocktail to the "I know everything" because I'm a university professor, (not all are like this mind you...but here in America..it's standard) and you start to see a real connection between Charlie Sheen, and Mr. King. Obviously, Stephen suffers from deep depressions and writing has been his lifeline to salvation.

In his book, "On Writing," Stephen admits he reads mostly fiction, which explains his complete ignorance on politics. Whatever political news he reads, he probably reads what he craves: which is the liberal sites.

Stephen King...is a member of the elite, and it's a club he feels he deserves. And who are we to argue?

Besides, he is so busy writing six hours a day, (according to him) he has little time for reading, which is why he got hit by a car walking and reading at the same time.

Stephen is a democrat. These arguments he gives...supporting unions, and trashing the newly elected 'tea party' men, are almost funny coming from him, but in this, he is no original.

He wants to be taxed more. They only take 28%. But...if you say...Hey write a check King, whose stopping you?--- He then tells the crowd that he donates money..that the government doesn't take.

Well, that a good thing isn't it? If the government had it, his money would go to abort black babies, instead of building them libraries.

Stephen has a brain lapse somewhere between Carrie and the last valium he took.

He complains that his mother once went to a Republican government and asked for help. Instead of blaming his REAL father for his mother's hard life, he blames the state.

As for saying that military guys are "stupid," let's just say, those guys have seen REAL nightmares: dead bodies, buddies blowing up, scary things that Stephen King, would run and hide from and couldn't even handle. They live nightmares, and experience fear every day.

Stephen King only imagines it.

If you put Stephen King on the battlefield in Iraq or Afghanistan, he would be the first one off the field. And the statement was so stupid, those men could care less. They live in the real world...Stephen, does not.

No matter how rich Stephen King becomes, he will never see the world besides the painful one that he has invented in his mind. And since he can't seem to get over that intellectual hurdle called the 'truth' due to his bottomless pit of pain---.

Nobody feels sorry for him. (Go ahead, take that BOTH ways!)

Next time you get that extra tax money, Stephen, I think you should donate about a million copies of your books to those poor ignorant boys in the Armed Forces, free of charge. Help them escape reality.

You want them to learn how to read...don't you?

Nobody Has a Democratic Black Caucus Witch Hunt

2011-03-13T18:10:00.000-07:00

Nobody's Opinion:
The recent Congressional hearings being held by Peter King (R-Rep, NY) on radical Islam's influence in America, has been claimed to be a 'witch hunt' by the Black Congressional Caucus.
Nobody watched these hearings today, and the conclusion is as clear as the look on Shultz's face; forget the Muslims for at least a few minutes. Trust our FBI, they've been doing a pretty good job so far.

We need a bigger witch hunt on the dangerous Democratic Black Caucus politicians I witnessed at this hearing. I've decided to go over them one by one, so you can know, that WHEN we are attacked, as every single high official has told us we will be..I am personally going to blame each and every one of these people.

First off: There were two brave black men testifying today, trying to put forth the case from their own tragic personal experiences, that Muslims are here NOW, and they are recruiting our children. Especially ripe for the picking to becoming jihadists are the black men from single moms.

Melvin Bledsoe lost his son to the radicals. He said, when his son took down his Martin Luther King poster off the wall..he really didn't think much. But, when he took his beloved two dogs out to the woods, and they didn't come back..it hit him. His son was recruited in Tennessee while at college, then trained in Yemen. He is now in jail.

Abdirizak Bihi, another 'black" man testified that his nephew was "brainwashed" and taught to give his life as a suicide bomber, which he did. He too, is trying to warn the world.

These men are brave souls, who have learned the hard way the dangers we face. And while every Republican at the hearing expressed dire concern, here is what your Black Democratic Caucus had to say:

Jackie Speier: (D.CA) (She's black, posing as a white Jackie Onassis) Jackie is from San Francisco, and like her buddy, Nancy Pelosi, she can get pretty nasty-- and she did. Why, there wasn't an expert among any of them, and why should she listen at all?! Her precious time was being wasted by even being there.

Hate to say it Jackie, but wear all the pearls you want, you will be one of the guilty when the nobodies look for who did not protect us. (Danger level: yellow because she values her pearls)

Yvette Clarke: (D.NY)Yes, that's her with the bright teeth. Yvette, god help us all, is a chairman on Homeland Security. She said she felt like she was watching Reality TV. She told us Jews and Christians were just as liable to attack us as Muslims. We are all suffering because of this dialogue, it's so racist.

Yvette got her seat due to her mother Uno (not to be confused with ONO) who had held the chair before her. She pushed for legislature to get names OFF the no-fly list. Remember that, if we are attacked by someone who wasn't on it thanks to Yvette, because it passed.

She also, said she had graduated from college, (but she hadn't) and when she was caught in the lie, she was asked to finally repay her student loans. (Dangerous level...high, due to her position on Homeland Security.)

Laura Richardson: (D. CA) (Half white, half black lady, who looks as if she just got back from Woodstock, meaning you can be any color to be on the Democratic Black Caucus) Laura was ---appalled that we were just talking about Muslims--- why there were so many hate groups we are ignoring.

I have to state here that every single one of these democrats wanted to talk about white supremacy groups, KKK, and such, but Melvin Bledsoe, said to them in so many words:-- Hey, this whole thing is about Muslim's, hope you get that congressional meeting on the KKK, good luck with that.

Laura deserve a bit of explaining. She has studied in Hong Kong and Beijing, and she co-wrote the same-sex marriage law that passed in San Francisco. She is also the lady who refuses to let Republicans talk in the house, and always looks for directions on what to say when she has the podium.

MS Richardson did not pay her moargates on her three houses, just so she'd have the money to run for office. She owed over $18,000 when she got elected. Her neighbors said she never mowed her lawn, or took out the garbage. She got a loan from a strip club. (Dangerous...due to her liberal/idealistic--- my black daddy left my white mummy and me, and now I'm out to save all the ugly and poor, minorities--- attitude.).

Danny Davis: You remember Danny---black progressive socialist? Louis Farrakhan's compadre? Danny was put in the Chicago seat of power by the AFL-CIO and ACORN. Blagojevich tried to arrange it that he got Obama's senate seat, but we know how that went. His remarks on the whole thing was, "You don't go hunting when there is no fish to catch." Which in Chicago language means..don't even go there, I have Mafia Redneck SoundBits.

BUT--- he loves America, and all men are created equal. (Danger: This man is out of the hemisphere)

Al Green: Besides the fact that it bothers him immensely that everyone thinks he IS a Muslim, this guy got stuck on the KKK. He is a New Orleans trial lawyer, son of a preacher, and like Obama, refuses to even acknowledged the subject at all. According to Al, the KKK will kill us all before any Muslim even gets out of Michigan. (Danger Will Rogers, High)

What the black caucus wants you to think , is all profiling is raciest, therefore, anyone who even claims it exists, is a racist. They will stick to that story, even if their own country goes down in a nuclear explosion, and say: Hey...we didn't see it coming? I'm black, and because I don't want you to profile me, you can't profile them.

It's what they all say, but this nobody is holding them to putting themselves before the nation.
Traitors the lot of them, and dangerous.

The truth is that Saudi Arabia has poured over 90 million dollars building Mosques and schools here in America, and it's not because they love our Western ways.

Sheila Jackson summed up the Black Caucus opinions on the subject when she said this:

"There is no redeeming factual information that any of us will receive today,"
she said. "It has already been tainted, this hearing. There is no loud sign of
reasoning coming out of this hearing."

With reasoning like that, it's clear to this nobody that we have to get these people out of office before they kill us all.

When a raciest group like the Democratic Black Caucus can doom America to such danger, just to protect their own racist agendas'--- only a political witch hunt of our own will save us. .

Vote them all out, or get them out any legal way possible,.and as Melvin would say:

Save the babies.

What's More Important? Playing Golf, or Drilling for Oil?

2011-03-12T19:46:00.000-08:00

Nobody Get Email on Saturday Night: Obama said just the other day: While the United States produces ONLY 2% of the oil production in the world, our nation consumes the most. He said it as if he was taking to a greedy, fat, child that he hates.

I got this email some time ago, but due to the light of recent events, the Middle East in riots, and the nuclear reactors melting from the earthquake in Japan, maybe Obama should make a call to the U.S. Department of the Interior, after he gets off the golf course. (I know, fat chance of that happening.) I have no idea if it's bogus, but, I tried checking it out and it appears to be true.

(Thanks to Mona)

*****
U.S. Department of the Interior, U.S. Geological Survey
Office of Communication
119 National Center

About 6 months ago, the writer was watching a news program on oil and one of the Forbes Brothers was the guest. The host said to Forbes, "I am going to ask you a direct question and I would like a direct answer; how much oil does the U.S. have in the ground? " Forbes did not miss a beat, he said, "more than all the Middle East put together."

Please read below:

The U.S. Geological Service issued a report in April 2008 that only scientists and oil men knew was coming, but man was it big. It was a revised report (hadn't been updated since 1995) on how much oil was in this area of the western 2/3 of North Dakota, western South Dakota, and extreme eastern Montana...check this out:

The Bakken is the largest domestic oil discovery since Alaska's Prudhoe Bay, and has the potential to eliminate all American dependence on foreign oil. The Energy Information Administration (EIA) estimates it at 503 billion barrels. Even if just 10% of the oil is recoverable...at $107 a barrel, we're looking at a resource base worth more than $5...3 trillion.

"When I first briefed legislators on this, you could practically see their jaws hit the floor. They had no idea.." says Terry Johnson, the Montana Legislature's financial analyst.

"This sizable find is now the highest-producing onshore oil field found in the past 56 years," reports The Pittsburgh Post Gazette. It's a formation known as the Williston Basin, but it is more commonly referred to as the 'Bakken.' It stretches from Northern Montana, through North Dakota and into Canada.

For years, U.S. oil exploration has been considered a dead end. Even the 'Big Oil' companies gave up searching for major oil wells decades ago. However, a recent technological breakthrough has opened up the Bakken's massive reserves. and we now have access of up to 500 billion barrels. And because this is light, sweet oil, those billions of barrels will cost Americans just $16 per barrel! That's enough crude to fully fuel the American economy for 2041 years straight.

And if THAT didn't throw you on the floor, than this next on should...it's from 2006.

U.S. Oil Discovery-Largest Reserve in the World: Stansberry Report Online-4/20/2006
Hidden beneath the surface of the Rocky Mountains lies the untapped oil reserve in all the world. It is more than 2 trillion barrels. On August 8, 2005, President Bush mandated it's extraction. In all these years of high oil prices, none of it has been extracted. With this mother-load of oil, why are we still fighting about off-shore drilling?

They reported this stunning news: We have more oil insides our borders, than all other proven reserves on earth. Here are the official estimates.
8 Times as much as Saudi Arabia.
18 times as much oil as Iraq
21 times as much oil as Kuwait
22 times as much oil as Iran
500 times as much oil as Yemen.
And it's all right here in the United States.

How can this be? How can we NOT be extracting this? Because the environmentalists and others have blocked all efforts to help America become independent of foreign oil. Again, we are letting a small group of people dictate our lives and our economy...WHY?

James Bartis, lead researcher with the study says we've got more oil in this very compact area than the entire Middle-East, more than 2 Trillion barrels untapped. That's more than all the proven oil reserves of crude oil in the world today, reports the Denver Post.

Pass this along. If you don't take a little time to do this, then you should stifle yourself the next time you complain about gas prices...by doing nothing, you forfeit your right to complain.

Hacking Mark Zuckerman

2011-03-09T19:21:00.000-08:00

Dear Mark Zuckerman: Please, Hack the Patent Office and Help the Little Inventor

Nobody Cares I hope, that I am going to get off politics for one day and write about the movie, "The Social Network" since I just watched it today for the first time.

(That's me and my friend Pattie.)

The movie was fascinating from the point of ---is it right to "steal" an idea? I know something about this since I have gone throw the whole patenting process myself, and since Zuckerman actually, sort of..stole the Facebook "idea" and was TIME'S MAN OF THE YEAR, in 2010, ...so what does that say about ethics in business?

That's basically what the movie was about. Did this genius kid, STEAL the idea from others that was not his to steal?

To set the question -- up short from the movie...this is the argument: Zuckerman gets dumped by his girlfriend, and in a huffy snit, goes back to his Harvard dorm and "hacks" into all the schools many files, which includes all the school pictures. His friend gives him an algoris.

Me--- I would have argued, his friend SHOULD have been at least half owner in the intellectual property, because Mark did not pay him as an outside contractor. in fact, his friend (Eduardo Saverin) financed him in the beginning..but he didn't have the idea, so he agrees to be the business partner in the company. And it grows from there.

Mark puts up a sort of contest on Harvard's line: He puts up two pictures and everyone has to say whether the person is HOT or NOT. He calls it FACEMASH.

You would never know that Mark's mother was a psychiatrist, because evidently she wasn't a very good one, having raised a kid with no cares as to who he hurts from his antics. For a genius, he was pretty stupid in human affairs, or you get the feeling, he really doesn't care. A narcissistic genius with the emotional IQ of a warthog.

BUT...in today's world of billionaires, good thing he was an "ambitious warthog" and didn't care whose feelings he hurt with the contest, because he upset so many people, that the Harvard computer system crashed, leaving him open to three other boys who come up with an idea to take the FACEBOOK (Yes, there was college Face book already) and make one for Harvard.
Mark, tells them yes, then goes home, and with his vast abilities as a software programmer, takes the idea and runs with it. He sends them email after email...to say he's busy.

They sue him, his best friend who financed him in the beginning sues him...because the Napster guy comes in and with his street smarts and gets him Angel financers, without whom he could not have gotten as big.

In the end, everyone gets a big piece of the pie, which seemed pretty fair.

There is no doubt the guy deserves his fame. He had built a plug in for the MP3 player Winamp that would learn your music listening habits, then create a playlist to meet your taste. Microsoft and AOL were interested. And he was smart to ignore them.

This brings me to an important point:

Zuckerman was from Harvard. Bill Gates, went to Harvard. Had these guys been at any other place, this movie might not have been made. As the movie points out, it's who you know, and even Zuckerman knew that as the first scene points out.

Up to now our patent system has protected all the individual inventors that don't go to Harvard. That 's about to end if we don't act.

The Senate is about to vote on No. S. 23.

The so-called “Patent Reform Act of 2011” will destroy our patent system by
setting up a system that disadvantages small inventors in favor of large
corporations, makes it easier to infringe patents, easier to challenge patent
rights in administrative proceedings and in the courts, and makes it more
expensive for inventors to defend their patents.

Zuckerman, with the help of the Napster, got his own venture capitalists, like Bill Gates. But not everyone goes to Harvard. So many of our greatest minds are about to be put out in the pasture.

It's already difficult to get an invention patented. If this passes, you might as well not even try...unless of course, you go to Harvard and can hack into the patent office. (Mark?)

The multinational companies are out to make sure, you either work for them, or you don't.

FACEBOOK, was made movie of the Year, and Zuckerman was made Man of the Year, because our government is using FACEBOOK as the new media to cause revolutions all over the world.

Kind of ironic. Freedom in Cairo, made by a Jew.

Jesse Eisenburg did a great job playing Zuckerman. He doesn't have a FACEBOOK page because he said he doesn't want to post trivial stuff abut himself.

But Zuckerman, is helping his not so good image, with what else? A brand new puppy.

He's just upped his IQ by ten.

Call your senators and tell them to vote NO on the Patent Reform Act of 2011. It's more important than you know.

Nobody's Perfect: The Charlie Sheen Interview: No. 1303

2011-03-08T20:12:00.000-08:00

Nobody's Perfect: Lance Mckenzie Interviews Charlie Sheen

You have seen all the interviews on every network, with the perfect Charlie Sheen, but you haven't seen this one: Inmate Lance Mckenzie interviews Charlie from the Yamhill County Jail:

*****

Lance: Hey Charlie, you're a big hit here man...all the inmates love ya, bro.

Charlie: I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front Lance, thanks.

Lance: So, the guys here want to know if your show, "Two and a Half men" is about two guys and a dwarf...they don't let us watch it here.

Charlie: I'm proud of what I created. Why wouldn't I be? I exposed people to magic. I expose them to something that they otherwise would not see in their boring normal lives. And I gave that to them! That sucks man, that they won't let you watch the Tiger Warlock in action man...really.

Lance: Yeah, it's pretty boring here. Sometimes it's so boring you just want to die, know what I mean? Hey Charlie, can you send me some of your magic whatever...got any cobics? Maharishi? Chocolate chips?

Charlie: Dying is for fools. Amateurs.

Lance: Well, I miss my drugs man...you think you could score me some?

Charlie: I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear. GO! I'm different, I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.

Lance: Wow...tiger blood, I had some of that stuff once...I had a hard time walking.

Charlie: Shutup! Hey, I'm clean. I can't help you out there Lance. I am on a drug, it's called 'Charlie Sheen.' It's not available cause if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off, and children will weep over your exploded body.

Lance: Wow man...that doesn't sound too good. Haven't you got anything else? Purple Haze? I wanna coast...you know what I mean?

Charlie: Yeah, I mean what's not to love about me Lance? Especially when you see how I party. Man it was epic. That run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of 'em just look like droopy-eyed aimless children.

Lance: I once had some stuff with another Charlie ..he was real strange man. He kept talking in crazy rants, kept saying things like "Helter Skelter." over and over again. Did you ever party with Charlie, Charlie?

Charlie: DUH! Yeah, probably... I think that's where I first heard, "I've got poetry at my fingertip." Charlie used to say that. I'm still alive, which is pretty cool. I got rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber. But I'm dealing with fools and trolls, out here Lance. I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear.

Lance: That's not good man.

Charlie: Hey Lance, It's been a tsunami. And I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard.

Lance: Well hell, man, why don't you hook me up with some of that Charlie Sheen stuff?

Charlie: I can't man., you borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like "Dude, can't handle it! Unplug this bastard!"..it fires in a way that is perhaps not from this terrestrial realm.

Lance; I could use some new underwear-- Charlie, in fact, you could send me some...you know what I mean? Score some of that terrestrial realm stuff for me bro. Just fold it over.

Charlie: Score, like in win? We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view."

Lance: Charlie, you're a real lumberjack, you know?

Charlie: Thanks bro. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out, they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain. People who aren't special. People who don't' have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. You must be special Lance.

Lance: Yeah, I love ya man. After I saw that cool tatoo you got, I went out and got one too.

Charlie: Shut up! What's it say?

Lance: Lick me

Charlie: That's cool man. Shut up! You know why I can say that? Because I've a 10,000 year old brain and the boogers of a 7-year- old. I've got poetry at my fingertips. Lick me. Love it.
Hey, gotta go Lance...my goddess' are WINNING!

Lance..Okay...keep on winning bro! Bye.

***
Lance gets out in sixty days, in case there are any lumberjacks out there who might want to catch up with him. Lance wins the Nobody's Perfect contest for this week, because Charlie Sheen, as the whole world now knows...is perfect. .....DUH.

(Nobody Makes this stuff up, and all in good fun!)

Nobody Wins When Harvard Babies are Hatched.

2011-03-07T21:09:00.001-08:00

Nobody Wins:

Mitt Romney is learning how to be a politician, something he lacked in the last election.

He implemented Obama care in Massachusetts before Obama did. For man who knew he was going to run for President again, that was remarkable stupid.

Here's some of the statements he is coming up with lately:

"We were one of the laboratories of democracy. Our experiment wasn’t
perfect—some things worked, some didn’t, and some things I’d change. One thing I would never do is to usurp the constitutional power of states with a
one-size-fits-all federal takeover. "

"I would repeal Obamacare, if I were ever in a position to do so. (My
emphasis: There's the KEY politician's get out of my promises card.) My
experience has taught me that states are where healthcare programs for the
uninsured should be crafted, just as the Constitution provides. Obamacare is bad
law, bad policy, and it is bad for America’s families."

"The right answer is to believe in America—to believe in freedom, free
enterprise, capitalism, limited government, federalism—and to believe in the
constitution, as it was written and intended by the founders."

To which this nobody says: You didn't know that two years ago Mitt, and HOW old are you? How in the world can we believe that you even have an IQ of an Abalone in heat?

Wait...this is just politics.

Who in their right minds would trust a guy who uses American people as guinea pigs in a laboratory? That's how they look at us. As rats to experiment with.

They must have programs at Harvard designed just for that. They use to call it social studies, now it's social engineering, Harvard 103.

The fact is: Romney is very much a part of the Harvard rich elite, where almost all of our Presidents come out of. So, if it's really true that the Yale/Harvard rich are running the country, than no matter what we do, Mitt will be the next President.

UNLESS..there is an attack, and Jeb Bush runs.

(Don't be so pessimistic Joyanna--- Okay I have dyspepsia tonight, I'll admit it. All that butter.)
Mitt Romney wants to be President, he's willing to spend his entire fortune, and he's got the Bushes behind him. But, like the Bushes, Mitt just cannot stop being a big Rhino. The fact that he spent millions of his own money last time to be President, and this time is going to cost him a lot more...makes you wonder...why?

His father was the head of American Motors, and Mitt was named after the owner of Marriott, who was his father's best friend. This guy has a plutonian spoon in his mouth, a Harvard faculty hooked to his nose, and the road to further globalization is his destiny.

Nobody is saying he is not a nice man, it's just that "We the little people" have been forgotten with the Harvard babies. Daddy Bush, Clinton, George W, Obama...all come from the Harvard Presidential incubator. One more is not going to help.

Mitt's failed plans of Universal Health Care cost the good Massachusetts people a bundle. So, I figure--- save the money for your Presidential run, Mr. Romney. Pay back the poor people you swindled with your Health Care Program...and THEN run for President.

Michael Moore..is watching.

Nobody Cares About Hollywood

2011-03-07T18:10:00.000-08:00

Nobody Cares about what Hollywood thinks anymore...but right now they seem to be losing patience with the great man they all got out of their private jets and limousines for. It was hard work, and they somehow managed it. Obama didn't stop the wars, he didn't close Guantanamo, and he has yet to throw a big White House shindig for the "other" Hollywood that worked so hard to get him elected. Stevie Wonder is hogging all the best parties.

I suggest dreadlocks, they looked real good on Joe Biden.

So, what do you do when you don't get payback? You complain along with the rest of us!

Matt Damon complained that Obama doesn't even say the word 'poverty.' Wait till he finds out that the word "terrorist" has been banned too.

What? You mean Matt Damon is NOT Jason Bourne?

Oh.

Matt said he stopped believing in the "audacity," which makes no sense because that's actually Obama's best feature....his audacity to continually do what he wants, despite the law.

Barbara Streisand must have more pull than Matt, because she complained to Larry King that Obama had not used his executive powers to get rid of "Don't ask, don't tell." And...right away, Obama took care of it. Babs had to leave the country to get him to know she was serious. She didn't want to be around in the elections due to the 'bloodbath.'

Funny, Obama also left the country during the 2010 "bloodbath." Maybe they secretly met up and he gave in to her immense powers. (Oh..no..I did NOT go there.)

Spike Lee was upset about how he handled the Gulf Oil Spill. The audacity.

Angelina Jolie got mad at him for letting over 300,000 people be murdered in Darfur.

George Clooney had to actually stick up for George W. Bush's work on aids.

It's getting bad.

And Robert Redford told MSNBC that the voters sent Obama to Washington to be a bold and visionary leader. “We don't need a disaster-manager,” the actor said. “We need a leader.”
Mr. Redford was expecting him to ban all cars, and most of the people...he was sorely let down.

This brings me to my own little quirk that has been bothering me for quite some time that has nothing to do with politics: humor me.

I could swear, after watching almost all of Robert Redford's movies and Brad Pitt's movies, that Brad Pitt is Robert Redford's kid. I mean, next time you see them...compare. Really, the resemblance is creepy.

Why do I say this? Because Redford, some time ago, used to hang around the Ozarks in Missouri. Robert used to come and give talks at this exclusive hotel in the Ozarks , promoting his environmental issuers. I worked at that hotel, and there WERE rumors...the he had a girlfriend not far away and that's why he was always there.

Brad Pitt is from Springfield, Missouri. According to Wiki-Leaks (I mean, Wikipedia ) he has a mom, Jane Etta, and a dad...named William Alvin Pitts.

I'd like to see a picture of his real dad.

Remember, his first real big movie was, "A River Runs through it " with...guess who? Robert Redford. Lots of good looking guys go to Hollywood to make it big. Not many score such a big movie in such short time. And only one in a million look like Robert Redford's son.

I can't believe I have to do The National Enquirer's work for them.

Hey, we'll never know Hollywood's secrets, but if they are going to keep picking these losers for Presidents, there is no reason we, (Okay...me) can't have fun speculating, right?

So, hey Brad...where's the birth-DNA- tested certificate?

We could always use another Jeremiah Johnson.

(Nobody made this up for fun. )

P.S. Notice that nowhere in this essay did I put Obama's name in color, to prove that tea party people are NOT racists.
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Whew! This was my last post for the omniscient , incomparably brilliant parodist, Doug Powers. I just wanted to say, that Mr. Powers is not only the best wit around, he is a real patriot, a kind soul, and a wonderful mentor, who keeps encouraging me to be myself, despite the obvious danger he put himself into, when asking me to "babysit' his blog.

That took...true courage. Thank you Mr. Powers...it was an honor.

And as Rick would say in signboard style: WE HAVE MISSED YOU DOUG...WELCOME HOME!

Nobody will always remembers Doug's readers: ---You guys and gals are the best. Thanks for putting up with all my silly pictures!

Now...turn right here: Joyanna Adams...signing off: visit me at joyannaadams.wordpress.com
I need all the nobody's opinions I can get!

No SteaK No lobster? How About Charlie Sheen?

2011-03-06T21:56:00.000-08:00

Nobody's Opinion: Last week, I saw this baby and her parents on our local news program. (go to joyannaadams.wordpress.com to see) A nicer couple you could not even imagine, and so it's no wonder that baby is so full of laughter.

What was more important than the baby is...the father couldn't find a job. He was a professor of American History, and that paper that the baby is tearing up in this video, is the father's rejection letters. It a sad comment on the way America is being forced to change, and how our universities are dominated by the liberal plans to globalize the world, and downsize America, and American History is being dumped for international studies.

I don't know about you, but I'm not doing well with these changes. Tonight for instance, the family had planned to meet at Red Lobster for the Lobster Fest. I had been staring at the commercial all week.

Okay, I had been walking around saying, "I can't WAIT...lobster!" I was dreaming of melted butter, and how I was envisioning myself savoring the butter for at least a minute...in culinary heaven. Michael Moore could not have beaten me to the plate, that how excited I was. The reason I get so giddy is because, like many Americans, if I get Lobster once year, I feel lucky.

So, we pull up to the biggest Red Lobster around, and it's Sunday, and it's closed. Out of business.

You've got to be kidding. What? Did BP not come through with the check?

Picture it: it's the side of a major highway, fifteen other restaurants are around it, and..it's closed. On a Sunday.

Like all good sensible and hungry Americans, we went next door to a Pasta House...where they were ....out of all steaks, and a lot of other stuff.

Out of steak.

A restaurant, in a high-earning area, off a major highway..o n a Sunday...out of meat.

That was a first for me. We all got pasta, what else?

The conversation was of course, Charlie Sheen. Everyone was laughing at "Adonis" and "Winner" and how bad you must be when even your porn star leaves you..and then my brother said something I could not believe.

"Face it, Americans are all too spoiled."

Excuse me? I maybe get lobster once a year...and I'm spoiled? Maybe I took it wrong, but he said it like we need to downsize.

Hey, you don't' start family arguments in a restaurants with a brother who you only see once in a blue moon. The subject went back to Charlie Sheen, which is my point.

The changes coming to America, have been slow...and easy to ignore. I was concerned when the major malls fell into the weeds. But to have the local restaurants running out of food...?
And that's why I'm posting this lovable babies laugh. We still have our families. Right?

I know in my heart that this man is going to find a job. God gave him the most lovable baby, who because a star on YOUTUBE, and therefore, in a roundabout way...this man will get his gift.

It's corney but true. When times are bad, family is your shelter.

And I plan to spoil myself with them as long as possible. Pass the butter.

When IS the Rule of Law Important...if not now?

2011-03-06T20:15:00.000-08:00

Nobody's Opinion: A government of Law and not of men....John Adams

Nobody believes in the rule of law. Our founders knew it was important for our President to be a citizen. It's a no brainer. And this coming election, it's going to be a big problem with Obama.

The media is going to completely ignore it, or try not report it. CNN will not even mention it, Fox will act like it's not even their time, but we nobodies must insist on the rule of law. Some states are already on it, thank goodness.

Without law, we have tyranny. It's that simple. And Obama not only has not provided a reliable certificate of birth, he won't even release any other of his records.

The fact that he even got into the race tells you how broken our government is. We have to keep him for obvious reasons till the election, but he shouldn't even be allowed to run again. Not if we go by the "rule of law."

If we were a country ruled by law, not men, he would be prosecuted for fraud.

I won't go into dept and analysis here on the birther problem, except to say that 58% of us are astonished that Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck, Mike Huckabee, and Chris Matthews (Notice how these conservatives are in complete agreement with the pumpkin head, Chris Tinkle?) either have lost all common sense or are protecting something. I swear, bring up Obama's birth certificate and they all act like Palin's mamma grizzly bears. They resort to acting like the liberals they interview all the time. They resort to name calling anyone who dare ask a simple question.

Ann Coulter called us (Nobody is a birther-- can't help myself) a bunch of cranks. Bill O'Reilly calls us just plain nuts. And Glenn Beck---he's the worst of all. To him, asking the question, "Where's the birth certificate?" is an act of treason.

Yes, Glenn Beck, who touts the founders every chance he gets on his show, is seething in his satire against the "birthers."

Nobody wishes James Madison could be downloaded and put on your show Glenn, because he would tell you just how important it is that no foreigner become the head of our country. They could destroy the country, and our Constitution.

Barak Hussein Obama, a man who is ashamed of this country, and lies at every chance, is doing just that. But...something tells me you already know that.

The birthers aren't gong "ballistic" or calling Ann Coulter, or Glenn Beck names back. So, why are these FOX NEWS people losing their pantyhose?

Lou Dobbs has it right...Just show it Obama.

He can't. In fact, he has spent millions trying NOT to.

Joseph Farah, the editor of WorldNetDaily, along with his researchers and writers, has done the best research in the business on this subject, and it would take too long for me to blog all the facts, but WorldNet Daily, has them if you want the facts.

Rush Limbaugh is on our side: "Barack Obama has yet to prove he's a citizen. All he'd have to do is show a birth certificate."

So why? Why are the biggest conservative FOX pundits, usually a bastion of common sense, going completely wacko on this subject?

Business does not do well in chaos. They need stability.

This nobody believes they think they are protecting the Office of the Presidency, and maybe even keeping the country from exploding. If they admitted that Obama is a fake, they are afraid of the problems and outrage it would cause. Glenn Beck's job, if it has been nothing else every single day...has been to keep us all from rioting.

They do not want chaos...plain and simple.

But, to treat the citizens of the United States like simple children, who would riot if they knew the truth, is an insult in itself.

Bill O'Reilly thinks that the Office of the Presidency is some kind of golden throne, to be protected at all cost. Bill, has the last President's past advisor on his show regularly.

The King's advisors...media and government in bed, affecting and telling us all what to do.

Not good. We fought a revolution to stop just that kind of tyranny.

So, lighten up Bill. Give us a break, Beck. Go comb your hair, Ann. Have a little bit more faith in the American people, or...we will start thinking you guys are just puppets of a one party, ping-pong system of elites.

If you keep protecting Obama, ignoring the rule of law, and he is voted in for a second term, you might find yourself replaced by Al-Jezeera, who according to Hillary Clinton, reports the REAL news.

Michael Moore: The Million Dollar Man To the Rescue

2011-03-06T11:18:00.000-08:00

Nobody Reports: Michael Moore was out in Wisconsin yesterday, demanding that all the rich who are hoarding our money hand it over. And because he is one of the rich, he said he was going to take all his money and make it into a bunch of million dollar men, made up of hundred dollar bills, to be handed out to all the teachers unions in Wisconsin.

Actually, he didn't say that, I did, which is why Michael Moore complaining that the rich don't pay their full share is such a joke.

This is what he DID say on his blog, and how Nobody answered.

Michael: I have nothing more than a high school degree. But back when I was in school, every student had to take one semester of economics in order to graduate. And here's what I learned: Money doesn't grow on trees. It grows when we make things. It grows when we have good jobs with good wages that we use to buy the things we need and thus create more jobs.

Nobody: It doesn't? Don't tell that to the woman who knew when Obama was elected she would not ever have to pay for rent, or gas for her car ever again. To many people, it comes in the mail for free. So do food stamps. Michael economics 101..Okay...keep going Michael.

Michael: It grows when we provide an outstanding educational system that then grows a new generation of inventers, entrepreneurs, artists, scientists and thinkers who come up with the next great idea for the planet. And that new idea creates new jobs and that creates revenue for the state.

Nobody: America spends more money per student on education than any other country in the world, Michael, and yet, we do not have an outstanding educational system. In parts of Wisconsin, half the kids don't even graduate high school. And why is that Michael? The unions. By the way, who was your high school economics teacher? Was his name Karl?

Michael: But if those who have the most money don't pay their fair share of taxes, the state can't function. Just 400 Americans have more wealth than half of all Americans combined wages,

Nobody: Well hey--I agree with that! Sixty percent of the people pay no taxes at all. Let's get them to start forking over. And guess what? Even if you took all the money from all 400 rich people, (who I agree, some should be in jail) you would not even make a dent in the deficit. Go back to the chalkboard, cupcake.

Michael: The schools can't produce the best and the brightest who will go on to create those jobs.

Nobody: Has it ever occurred to you to go back to your first lessons of economics and privatized the schools? Get all that union money and big brother out of it? No, I can see you're not feeling well.

Michael: If the wealthy get to keep most of their money, we have seen what they will do with it: recklessly gamble it on crazy Wall Street schemes and crash our economy. The crash they created cost us millions of jobs. That too caused a reduction in revenue. And the population ended up suffering because they reduced their taxes,(Nobody says..huh? Where?) reduced our jobs and took wealth out of the system, removing it from circulation.

Nobody: Michael, one of the reasons you are a multimillionaire is because you have stock in all those great big companies you hate. What happened? Did you lose some money in the stock market? Or is this all about your next movie; "Bloviating Socialism in Wisconsin" ?

Michael: They have bought and paid for hundreds of politicians across the country to do their bidding for them. But just in case that doesn't work, they've got their gated communities, and the luxury jet is always fully fueled, the engines running, waiting for that day they hope never comes.

Nobody: Well, here's the catch. Michael has a point on this. Our big corporations, banks, and politicians, are not separate anymore. Everyone knows it, and Michael is using the pain people are felling right now to guide us all into a communist state. He blames the rich, instead of where the blame should be put: corruption in our government.

Sadly, Michael Moore is the prime example of why our educational system has to be overhauled completely. Look what it did to him.

As our founders reminded us: only an educated people can hold on to a Republic, and it's up to us to keep fighting the unions.

Now, somebody give that man a wheelchair before he has a heart attack.

Michele Backmann Finds $105 Billion in Camel Lair

2011-03-05T20:13:00.000-08:00

Nobody's Fool: Michele Backmann just found $105 billion in somebody's refrigerator..

Thank god for Michele Backmann. She sees a fire burning and she rushes out into the street and yells, "Fire, Fire!" Someone has to wake us all up.

Michele has made a video, (see here) and it is being reported that she just found out that the Obamacare package had a $105 billion appropriation in it, without anyone knowing about it. What if Michele had not found this out? Where in the world were the other Republicans on this?

Senator Harry Reid and Rep. Nancy Pelosi made this big money grab without telling anyone about it. In plain English: they stole it.

Most of Congress weren't even allowed to READ the package as we all know. MS. Backmann says that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi should apologize to the American people for what they "deceitfully" hid in the healthcare package.

"Apologize?" What? They should be tried and sent to jail for this! This is proof alone that the whole thing should be null and void.

Where are the lawyers? Aren't there any lawyers left with decency?

Oh, I forgot. You can't sue your government.

What is the MATTER with us? We are being ruled by Mafia thugs. This is no government, this is Russia. We have no rule of law left.

But, that's not the only thing that is troubling this nobody about this. You see, Nancy, can sent this money wherever she likes.

Google $105 billion and you get these headlines:

* Untapped $105 billion
Endowments May Boost Shariah Funds: Islamic Finance

* The Federal Reserve will purchase $105
billion of Treasuries over the next month as policy makers
expand monetary stimulus measures to reduce unemployment and avert deflation.

*AIG details $105 billion in
payouts: Cash used to cover collateral payments, wind down derivatives
contracts.

Is it me? Or the fact that all these headlines have the same EXACT monetary figure in them too much of a coincidence?

FDR: "In politics, there ARE no coincidences."

So, where exactly IS this money going? AIG? The Federal Reserve? Or more than likely..to boost Shariah funds.

Someone should find out.

Michele...go get em!

Nobody Reports Hillary loves Al-Jazeera

2011-03-05T18:12:00.001-08:00

Nobody Reports: Can you believe this? Al-Jazeera is reporting REAL news according to our Secretary of State, Hillary (I got #$%) Clinton. And here in America, we do not get good news anymore, she says. It doesn't exist.

(I stopped watching Seseme Street some time ago, Hillary, what are YOU watching? )

Not only that, but she thinks more people here in America are starting to watch Al Jazeera because it gives the "news."

It's official. Lady Clariol is doing way too much damage.

Just who do you think she is talking about here? Everyone knows: FOX .

The good news is: it means the liberals are losing in the media department, so therefore they have to send out Hillary Clinton, the woman who said (I don't remember) about two thousand times before a grand jury, to tell us all we are not getting the facts. We need MORE stations like Al Jazeera.

Oh sure...Al Jazeera is filled with "facts."

The bad news is: This means Obama the Muslim-in-Chief, wants to get Al Jazeera put on all our cable channels, so that (his) plans to make this a Muslim Nation can continue.

This statement was so insane, you can only wonder...what next? Is Hillary going to start telling us all that maybe the women over here should start wearing burkhas?

Oh...right.

They will have to get rid of O'Reilly first, and that guy will not go genlty into that good night, nor will Glenn Beck, or Cavuto...or Hannity, or Palin.

Face it Hillary..the only people that are going to turn on Al Jazeera here are Muslims.

Now I know why you have stopped wearing makeup,---you want to be a star on Al Jazeera. You don't want to 'offend" your Muslim comrades. It seems you have still forgotten the fact that you are an American woman.

Hillary...were you EVER an American woman?

"I don't ...recall."

I thought you'd say that.

The day I am forced to pay for Al Jazeera on my TV cable subscription, is the day I will cancel. ..or maybe...that's the plan.

Nobody Flashes Moments in Time

2011-03-05T13:09:00.000-08:00

Nobody Flashes:
Capture the Moment...

Why should Letterman be the only one to have the fun? How about a Top Ten "Capture the Moment" headlines? What is Obama saying here that is making Hillary laugh?

(Feel free to make up your own.)
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1. Uh...You know Hillary, I heard that over sixty people that use to work for you and Bill are all now dead...uh...You want to tell me something about that?

2. How would you like to take my place tonight? Go ahead...make the speech for me.

3. Did I tell you that I sent Bill to North Korea again? How about that? Don't I get something for that?

4. You know, uh...you know, after this, I can get you a job at the U.N., how about that? You could be head of the committee on my election as President of the new global government.

5. Hey, did I tell you Bernanke has the hots for you? Really...he told me.

6. You know, I could still get Bill impeached...just say the word.

7. Come on...tell me where you guys hide the money.

8. You still got those Foster files? How about those FBI files?

9. Okay...Where's bin Laden? You know Gaddafi's staying in the Lincoln bedroom. What? You don't believe me?

10. Why are you laughing? You know we're on National TV don't you? You lost. I won. You think that's funny?

(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up, just because I can. )

Pumping the Trump

2011-03-04T23:12:00.000-08:00

Nobody Knows if Donald Trump is going to run for President...but if his actions lately are any concern...I'd say it's looking pretty good.

He just bought Microsoft's Paul Allen's 757 jet, for $100 million dollars. That's twice as big as the 727 he has now...and he says it's quieter.

Is he expecting a bigger crowd on his plane? Media? Senators? Wine and dine the right people?

He also recently offered to fix up the White House. That's right. He called Obama and told him, he was tired of them throwing parties out on the lawn with an old beat-up tent, and he would take his own money...$100 million, just to get something decent so our country doesn't look like it's bankrupt.

Obama didn't take him up on it. (Where's that Skinput?)

I'd say he's planning on winning with that one. Why else would he offer it? Trump was saying, "Get ready to leave chump, I'm gonna be moving in."

At the recent C-PAC meeting in Washington he said: "I am pro-life," he said. "I am against gun control."And in one of his biggest applause lines, Trump vowed to end the nation's health care law: "I will fight to end Obamacare and replace it with something that makes sense for people in business and not bankrupt the country."

Yes. Yes. and Yes.

Trump also pledged not to raise taxes if elected. (They ALL say that.)

I don't know. He's looking a lot better than anyone else to me at the moment, unless of course more people jump into the fray. But he says what he means...and that's refreshing to this nobody.

I like the guy. If we are going to have a rich man in the White House, might as well be someone who has some class, and is not afraid to stand up to anyone.

And if he promises to get rid of outlawing Edison's light bulb.....I believe, he will win on just that alone.

Will he? We'll see.

Nobody Skinputs the President

2011-03-04T21:55:00.000-08:00

Nobody's Fool: Oh no...this is too good to be true. Just when I thought there was no help for us in controlling our politicians from spending money, Microsoft has come to save the day!

I believe dear citizens...we might have ourselves a fine solution!

Let me explain: Let's set up the problem. 'President' Obama is planning to travel the whole month of March to different schools all over the nation. It's really an excuse to campaign for his re-election, but he is telling the nation it's because he cares about our kids.

Just the fuel cost alone with Air Force One, not to mention all the hundreds of people he has to take with him, and all the cities that have to close down, and the cost of fuel going up by the hour...and the happy hour bar expenses, and Michelle's 47 or so assistants, should put us taxpayers out about..$4 billion.

The night alone in Miami will add up to at least half.

But have no fear, he just put $4 billion dollars into our educational system, which means, we are paying for his campaign.

Do you think we, the taxpayers, should have to pay for President Obama to fly all over the country campaigning on our dime?

Did the Pilgrims cross the Atlantic on the Titanic? Did King George sign our Constitution? Do I think that Hillary's new haircut makes her look like a hippie of nineteen again?

So, how do we stop this man from wasting taxpayer's money? We make sure he wears the new
Microsoft SKINPUT. And then get our best hackers.

Yes, you just touch yourself (Anybody want to take this one? Or should we sent this one to Doug who is still in Las Vegas?) and the bodies vibrations respond to your comment.

"Variations in bone density, size and mass, as well as filtering effects from soft tissues and joints, mean different locations are acoustically distinct"

Key Words: DIFFERNT LOCATIONS ARE ACOUSITCALLY DISTINCT.

Hmmmmmmmm

We can then push that button on our hand, and the President will...stay right there in the Oval Office. Another button will fill his head with sleep. He can't spend money if he can't get out of bed now can he?

As you can see, I'm absolutely giddy with the possibilities!

Okay, Nobody makes this stuff up...so go here and check it out.

You got any better ideas, let me know.

Border Crossing, Machete Style

2011-03-04T12:54:00.000-08:00

"We didn't cross the border, the border crossed US!" --Machete the Movie.

The stupidest thing Lindsey Lohan has ever said.

(Wait...maybe that was Jessica Alba...wait...maybe that was the Mayor of Los Angles..wait...wasn't that Carlos Estevez?)

Nobody Knows why anyone would want to make a movie about some guy going around loaded with giant machete's cutting off American gringo's heads, stirring up the Mexican's hatred with passionate dreams about wanting to invade our country and take it as theirs.. but there you go. One must start with replacing the soon to be dead old people in the United states with young Mexican blood sometime..

There is a double standard here. You do NOT go into Mexico if you're an American, and expect to live anymore. Over 35,000 have been murdered since the drug wars began, and just recently, one of our own agents, Jaime Zapata was gunned down. Nevertheless, Obama said:

"There are laws in place in Mexico that say that our agents should not be
armed," He describes the U.S. role south of the border as an "advisory" one. "We
do not carry out law enforcement activities inside of Mexico."

We can use, bean bags, water pistols, naked women, gum balls, and giant pictures of Mao painted on Chinese tanks, and prayer...but not much else.

While we have had our eyes glued to Charlie Sheen, who is trying to get us all hook on his affordable but bog standard Charlie Sheen drug, (his kids are in rehab).Mexico is getting ready for its final invasion.

Oh...they are here already? You haven't seen nothing yet.

Ask yourself...are you one of those mean gringo's who do NOT want poor Mexicans driving their trucks on your local highway, spilling vast bags of corn, beans, bananas, and live chickens, onto your windshield, while your wife screams---"We're all gonna die!?"

Do you REALLY get mad when your new roofers can't understand a word you say, but steal your pet turtle while you're at work? ---This happened to me, really. George, my beloved pet turtle ended up as turtle soup, or hopefully some Mexican's kid's pet.

Okay...it's just a turtle, but come on.

And then, do you get angry when that Mexican comes and takes YOUR job?

Well..look out. If you think Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush did all that NAFTA work for nothing...think again.

'President' Obama got together recently with Mexico's President Felipe Calderon, who is getting really impatient about the NAFTA agreement for the Mexicans trucks to start coming up the American highways. In Washington, last October 15, Jose Luis Paz Vega, head of the NAFTA office at the Mexican embassy in Washington said:

"Mexico is not willing to take that anymore. We need a program that is permanent,that has certainty, and complies with NAFTA. And we`re not willing to accept anything less than that."

Those are fighting machete words, gringo's, and Jose Obama is intent on chopping up Arizona, and any other state that stands in his way.

You know, the leaders of all three countries didn't even ASK the citizens of their countries if they wanted to merge. (America, Mexico and Canada) We didn't even get to vote on it. Maybe the Mexican people would have agreed to learn English, and an arrangement could have been made for Americans to be welcomed in Mexico----been able to buy land, start businesses..and learn Spanish.

But...nooooooooooooo

The Mexican trucks won't be inspected, and their drivers won't even have to have a drivers license.

Holy Machete!

Are the teamsters the least bit mad about this? Obama promised this wouldn't happen.

Well Tacos...he lied.

This nobody thinks instead of our wars in Vietnam and Iraq, we should have invaded Cuba and Mexico. Mexico has oil, and Castro was before Gaddafi and Chavez.

Really, lame brains...the lot of them.

So, muchachos...bring in the truck, the drugs, and the illegal's inside the trucks, and the disease, and the poverty, and the taxes...our dollar needs a bit more help to collapse it to its final resting place ..somewhere around the Alamo.

I'm think I'll go hide in the Everglades and farm gators.

China has real Competition, and it's not us.

2011-03-03T22:53:00.000-08:00

Nobody Flashes Email of the week: If you wonder why every time you call your computer service numbers, they are always Indian, when you read this, you will realize the reason Bill Gates wants them all on his payroll.

Sorry Obama: It's going to take more than NASA to get the Muslims to catch up. It's that stupid religion, and here's proof.

Enjoy! Or not.

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Twenty-five thousand years ago, haplogroup R2 characterized by genetic marker M124 arose in southern Central Asia. Then began a major wave of human migration whereby members migrated southward to present-day India and Pakistan. Indians and Pakistanis have the same ancestry and share the same DNA sequence.

Here’s what is happening in India:

The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed on the Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with $30 billion to spare. The four richest Indians can buy up all goods and services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to spare. The four richest Indians are now richer than the forty richest Chinese.
In November, Bombay Stock Exchange’s benchmark Sensex flirted with 20,000 points. As a consequence, Mukesh Ambani’s Reliance Industries became a $100 billion company (the entire KSE is capitalized at $65 billion). Mukesh owns 48 percent of Reliance.

In November, comes Neeta’s birthday. Neeta turned forty-four three weeks ago. Look what she got from her husband as her birthday present: A sixty-million dollar jet with a custom fitted master bedroom, bathroom with mood lighting, a sky bar, entertainment cabins, satellite television, wireless communication and a separate cabin with game consoles. Neeta is Mukesh Ambani’s wife, and Mukesh is not India ’s richest but the second richest.

Mukesh is now building his new home, Residence Antillia (after a mythical, phantom island somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean). At a cost of $1 billion this would be the most expensive home on the face of the planet. At 173 meters tall Mukesh’s new family residence, for a family of six, will be the equivalent of a 60-storeyed building. The first six floors are reserved for parking. The seventh floor is for car servicing and maintenance. The eighth floor houses a mini-theatre. Then there’s a health club, a gym and a swimming pool. Two floors are reserved for Ambani family’s guests. Four floors above the guest floors are family floors all with a superb view of the Arabian Sea. On top of everything are three helipads. A staff of 600 is expected to care for the family and their family home.

In 2004, India became the 3rd most attractive foreign direct investment destination. Pakistan wasn’t even in the top 25 countries.

In 2004, the United Nations, the representative body of 192 sovereign member states, had requested the Election Commission of India to assist the UN in the holding of elections in Al Jumhuriyah al Iraqiyah and Dowlat-e Eslami-ye Afghanestan. Why the Election Commission of India and not the Election Commission of Pakistan? After all, Islamabad is closer to Kabul than is Delhi.

Imagine, 12 percent of all American scientists are of Indian origin; 38 percent of doctors in America are Indian; 36 percent of NASA scientists are Indians; 34 percent of Microsoft employees are Indians; and 28 percent of IBM employees are Indians.

For the record: Sabeer Bhatia created and founded Hotmail. Sun Microsystems was founded by Vinod Khosla. The Intel Pentium processor, that runs 90 percent of all computers, was fathered by Vinod Dham. Rajiv Gupta co-invented Hewlett Packard’s E-speak project. Four out of ten Silicon Valley start-ups are run by Indians. Bollywood produces 800 movies per year and six Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over the past 10 years.

For the record: Azim Premji, the richest Muslim entrepreneur on the face of the planet, was born in Bombay and now lives in Bangalore . India now has more than three dozen billionaires; Pakistan has none (not a single dollar billionaire).

The other amazing aspect is the rapid pace at which India is creating wealth. In 2002, Dhirubhai Ambani, Mukesh and Anil Ambani’s father, left his two sons a fortune worth $2.8 billion. In 2007, their combined wealth stood at $94 billion. On 29 October 2007, as a result of the stock market rally and the appreciation of the Indian rupee, Mukesh became the richest person in the world, with net worth climbing to US$63.2 billion (Bill Gates, the richest American, stands at around $56 billion).

Indians and Pakistanis have the same Y-chromosome haplogroup. We have the same genetic sequence and the same genetic marker (namely: M124). We have the same DNA molecule, the same DNA sequence. Our culture, our traditions and our cuisine are all the same. We watch the same movies and sing the same songs.

SOURCE

Pakistan is a ferociously Muslim country; India is predominantly Hindu.

(Thanks to amfortas)

Moral: Religion does matter.

Teacher's Unions: Breakfast Anyone?

2011-03-03T21:40:00.000-08:00

Nobody Wins:

"I am frequently asked about our system of education. I say that we have none.
The trouble with our way of education as generally followed is that it does not give elasticity to the mind. it casts the brain into a mold.It insists that the child must accept. It does not encourage original thought or reasoning, and it lays more stress on memory than on observation. "
Thomas Edison, 1948.

By the way: Thomas Edison was a big believer in just looking things up. He would have LOVED the internet.

(Sigh)... The schools have been messed up for HOW MANY YEARS NOW?

Gee..they put calculators in our kid's little paws in Kindergarten, god forbid they should grow up and be able to add and subtract in their head because they might realize just how much money is being stolen from them...or how much freedom they are losing.

I heard a teacher complaining the other day on the radio. Between his wife and himself, they drew in over $170,000 which he felt was just scraping by. He thought the rich should pay more.

Does he realize that the "rich" are his neighbors pulling in $30,000 to $50,000 a year...and does he care?

Nope.

"Human beings, as they are now constituted, are unable to be very happy,
because, no matter how much they have, they want more. I refer now to material things--to money and the luxuries of life." said Mr. Edison

(sigh) Ain't it the truth? Houston, we have a problem.

So, let's be frank. As individuals, we would not want to part with a dime either. What is happening now is redistribution, and it stinks. The private sector is mad because the teachers either don't realize (Can they be that stupid?..YES THEY CAN!) that it's mostly the poorer private sector who is paying for their wonderful lifestyle, and what are we getting for it? Not too many rocket scientists.

It's also not the private sector's normal Joe on the street fault that Ben Bernanke and Wall Street went to Las Vegas. Nobody went to jail now, did they? So why are we being double-sucker punched?

If anyone has a right to complain it's us. (non-union people)

This is a very touchy subject for me, as I watch the Wisconsin Teachers Unions yelling for their rights to the American Dream in Wisconsin...leaving their jobs, abandoning the kids to stay at home, where frankly, they are probably better off at the moment--- I get a little peeved.
I'm sure Thomas Edison would agree. He would say, take them out of school before it's too late.

The simple truth is: the teachers unions simply have to be broken. Governor Walker must not lose this fight. Just ask Bill Gates.

Our 15- year- olds are 17th in science, 25th in math, and 12th in college graduation, compared to the rest of the world. The kids in Japan have computers on their buses for heaven's sake, and personally, the teachers are becoming so worthless, (not all of course..the good ones don't stay do they?) maybe we should consider just letting the computers teach the kids.

But that's the problem isn't it? Most of the teachers are women, and what would they do for a living? The more jobs lost, the less to tax.

The unions are a racket of corruption and fraud..a big piggy bank for the Democratic Socialist dreams of taking over America, pushing out self- assured, but millions of future welfare recipients, from the cradle to the frying pan...copy and paste those little suckers to the same old crabby wall called the American Educational system.

I say we throw the whole thing out, and start over.

Chris Matthews Tinkles Again!

2011-03-03T10:01:00.000-08:00

Chris Matthews: It's Groundhog Tinkle Day!

Nobody Knows which one of these three men would actually be picked to be a car bomber if they were in a police lineup, based just on his looks.

Look carefully now: If you picked the black man...you would be a racist according to our Attorney General, Eric Holder, but you also would be right.

The other two are well known political Ferrymen: Newt Gingrich and Chris Matthews. Chris is so upset that Newt is thinking about running for President, that he gave the best philosophical pinky-headed, razor-focused reason he could think of for why Newt should NOT run---based on his vast knowledge and astute criteria for picking a United States President....which is usually based on tinkle feelings in his legs.

He said this on his program:

MATTHEWS: But he looks like a car bomber. He looks like a car bomber.
Clarence, he looks like a car bomber. (He was talking to some guy named
Clarence) He's got that crazy Mephistophelian grin of his. He looks like he
loves torturing. Look at the guy! I mean this, this is not the face of a
president.

Now...look again carefully: Which man looks, based on just the face, like a man who loves to torture? I'll give you a hint: Look for 'tinkling eyes"

There is a good reason Chris Matthews is losing ratings, and this is just one of the many we have to tinkle about.

Louis Farrakhan: Public Enemy No. 2

2011-03-02T22:54:00.000-08:00

Nobody's Flashes:

Louis Farrakhan, that lovable public enemy number-two, has just warned us all:
"What you see happening there (Middle East) you'd better prepare, because it will be coming to your door soon."

To which my baby tea party spirit says, "Oh yeah? "

Is it me? Didn't that sound like a threat?

According to Louis Walcott, his real name, (sort of like President Barry, who also took a Muslim name)--- Louis proclaims that whites are not civilized.

(Come on...if Obama was a real Christian he would have run as Barry Soetoro.)

Farrakhan says that L. Ron Hubbard can save us, and if we hurry, we can all be as civilized as his good friend, Moo-moo Gadhafi, or that other lovable black leader, Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe, or even Hitler, who by all accounts according to Louis, was a good man.

Remember the million-man marches? This nobody remembers how it was reported to be a wonderful Christian gathering for the men to come back and be responsible family men again.

No mention back then that this guy was a die-hard Muslim/communist leader who had founded over 130 Mosques here.

THAT wasn't on MSNBC.

Did you also know that Nation of Islam believes that white people were created from blacks 4,000 years ago on an Aegean island by a black scientist.. ...ummmm...what was his name again?

Caliphatitis?

Really, why is this guy NOT in jail somewhere picking bugs out of Charlie Mansion's eyebrows because it's on the record that he was behind Malcolm X's assassination. Malcolm's' own daughter tried to kill him and was arrested.

Malcolm took the guy, trained him, and then decided that well...the Muslim religion was pretty bad stuff. Farrakhan saw an opportunity to make himself KING of the American Muslims and took it. But, that's all history...that was before he was taken up in a UFO and enlightened about the how the Nation of Islam, hates Jews-whites-gays, and that filthy swine, Rihanna.

Snoop Dog on the other hand is great.

Our 'President' Obama has kept quiet on his Muslim brother..while calling the Tea Party all racists---.but remember this: In 1952, President Truman started the National Day of Prayer. In 1988, President Reagan made it the first Thursday in May, In June 2007, Obama canceled the National Day of Prayer because he didn't want to offend anybody--- BUT, on September 25, 2009, the President held a National Muslim Day of Prayer next to the White House and 50,000 Muslims attended.

I know-- my poor baby feet. The sand is getting real hot.

Louis now says, "The Jews want to invade Libya and start a war."

Gee Louis...The war in Libya has already started, from all reports, and the Jews weren't exactly in the region.

Maybe you should switch to Scientology and change your name to Louis Hubbard. That UFO might pick you up again...and hopefully take you somewhere far...far...away, to a more civilized planet, where you can make a movie called "Battlefield Earth, The Final Solution." Starring Snoop Dog, and Moo-Moo Gaddafi. (Yes, take them with you.)

And just to show you how civilized this nobody is: on the next National Day of Prayer, I will pray for a UFO to do just exactly that.

And then, we can all concentrate on public enemy number-one.