A Call To Arms!

CRABBY ANCESTOR ANOTHER CRABBY ANCESTORNobody's Opinion; A CALL TO ARMS

I'm sending out a call to arms...for all nobody's in the world to gather...

I happen to be a nobody--- with a plan. My husband can't stand the gibberish that comes out of my mouth, so I thought I'd put it here---make it my internet garbage pail for nobody's complaints.

No...that's not it. I was just being a normal nobody here in the middle of the red state country, when I heard about the Dubai deal on the radio.

The last time I got really, really mad about politics was when Bill Clinton raised that been-in-every-crevice finger and said, "I did NOT have sex with that woman."

The Dubai deal has come in a close second. On top of that, President Bush thought it was a great idea too. And then on top of THAT, they parade his 19-year-old nephew, (who looks like a clone) Pierce Bush, out on TV to say that he thought Americans were RACIST! Please. Someone slap me.

That's it...I'm not taking it anymore. I may be a bona fide nobody, but now that we have the internet, I can be just as silly as anyone else. After all...Thomas Jefferson gave me that right when he put in that wonderful clause in the Declaration of Independence about "the pursuit of happiness." Bless his heart.

And just like the Bush family seems to have a genetic proclivity for not being able to read lips very well, my ancestors (see pictures) were calling me forth to be just as crabby and cranky as they had been. So---if some of my opinions make you mad...blame them.

The Dubai deal was the final nut in the bolt. It was so ridiculous, I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Then, when I turned on FOX News, the conservative voice on TV, they were all for it too! What's a nobody to do?

OK...We are in deep doo-doo. This globalization stuff is got to get a grip. We nobody's are like Cows In the Flood (an article I did which you can only get by e-mailing me) standing in the rising water of socialism, chewing our cuds, while the upcoming New World of a one world govenment for rich politicians, tyrants, and CEO's line us up for the butcher. Cows, in case you don't know, will just stand in any flood and drown.

Long ago, John Adams gave instructions in a letter to Abigail, his soul mate, on a most important lesson he wanted her to convey to their children;

"I hope you will all remember, how many Losses, Dangers, and Inconveniences, have been borne by your Parents, and the Inhabitants of Boston in general for the Sake of preserving Freedom for you and yours---and I hope you will all follow the virtuous Example if, in any future Time, our country's Liberties should be in Danger, and suffer every human Evil, rather than Give them Up."

If I had my way, this would be tattooed on every American history teacher's right hands, so they would remember just why they are there.

If there was any time that our country's liberties were in danger, I'd say it's pretty much now.

I may just be a nobody, but I think if the rest of us don't take some time out of our busy lives and stop the flood, our children will think cloning is a really cool fad, and having a color-coded chip in their wrist is worth actually paying for. Picking up trash for credit is already a must in our schools, and it won't be long till we see the uniforms of red on the playgrounds.

The Chinese I hear are already practicing war games in South America.

If Clinton and Bush have already decided the New World Order is the best for us,
I DO think we should at least put up a fight.

I'm not going to take this sitting down. I plan on standing up while I type.
There is still time left before the levee goes, right? Right?