Mrs. President---Want a Tissue?

Nobody's Opinion: Hillary Clinton was in such desperation today she had to do something really fast to save herself.

She had to break down and cry, and remember to look right at the camera while she was doing it.

Every woman knows, when push comes to shove, when nothing else works, you can always cry.

She said she was crying because she cares so much about the country, but I'm sure when she heard her "husband" Bill Clinton lamenting that if only she were: short, young, and male, he could help her get elected. After all, it's not his fault that she is just not as wonderful as he is.

Or maybe it was the fact that someone left their puppy on her laptop, and all her "donations" were immediately lost to cyberspace.

Well, as Dick Morris has said, she is running out of ammunition.

But, have heart Hillary---sex change operations are now paid for by the government, and you can thank your dear husband for that...he was looking out for you!

What a genius! If you hurry, you can have it done before the convention!