Bad Moon Rising....

Nobody Flashes: The moon tonight is exactly 221, 560 miles away from the earth...the closest it's been for about fifteen years.

Here we see it got just a little too close to my living room cabinet.

And yes, it's true--during a full moon, people and animals DO go a little nuts.

That still doesn't excuse Barney Franks.

I hear tell, President Bush refused to let Obama and his wife move across the street from the White House today.

Detroit Union bosses got really out of whack, upon hearing that they might have to stop paying all their workers who don't work, because a few good men in the Senate voted the "wrong" way.

There are still a few men in the Senate that DO work...and that's upsetting them.

Some investment banker stole billions in Hedge Funds (sorry, when I hear hedge funds I think of my backyard gofer eating my bushes) from rich people in Palm Beach.

And the biggest proof of all that the full moon has an effect on the brain chemistry of mice and men: Colin Power is trying to pick a fight with Rush Limbaugh!

Proving that Colin's just a big walking bag of ...moonbait.

Hey...if that makes no sense...blame it on the moon.