Nobody Flashes on a Friday Before Christams.

Nobody Flashes On a Friday Before Christmas!

A quick thinking New Yorker, snapped this picture of Bernard Madoff in disguise, last night, with his cell phone.

The man reported that this creature, was seen going into the Lipstick building very late, and when asked what he wanted he said:

"I'm hungry."

Today, this same apparition was seen stalking rich old woman at various pawn shops around Palm Beach, and yes, he answers to the name of Bernie.

If you see this man, please contact your local parish...after all, he is a wanted man. It's never too late, to do your duty to help out your local church charity...

After all, he has stolen billions from the rich, who will therefore have less money to give to the IRS, which in the end, will come back to you and me. Somehow, the American citizens will end up paying for all the losses of these rich investors...

I'm just saying...

SECOND THOUGHT... if you see him...go ahead...tear off his horns for me!

(Now, before you actually do this silly request, this is how they celebrate Christmas in Germany, this guy walks around and scares the kids...which is obviously why they lost so many wars.).