Walking To Memphis Without a Sony
Nobody’s Opinion: In the March issue of National Geographic I was reading a propitiously timed article today on immigration. (The Greatest Journey Ever Told) I felt as if the article was saying; “See---100 million Spanish people are just doing what comes natural. They are walking! People have been walking for thousands of years---migrating! It’s only natural.”
It’s always good for the elite to back up their plans with science.
Let’s see if I’ve got this right. We started out as small cells, mutated to smelly fish, then smelly fish with legs, then some kind of rodent, then monkeys, then the monkey decided to stand up and start walking and get addicted to credit cards. Of course he had to get out of Africa first.
Who knows why the first people left the tip of Africa 120,000 years ago? Some of them stayed, and thank God for that, because Jack Nickelson would not have gotten to watch Michael Jordon, and Nike would have not gotten rich off $100.00 shoes.
But the ones that did start walking made it all the way up to Saudi Arabia. The walk alone must have been tough because the first mutation came (M168) about the time they got out of Africa. But by then, some of them were getting sick of each other so they split up. Some went northwest and became the Europeans and some went east and became the Arabs.
Now the ones that stayed in Saudi Arabia were pretty smart because they mutated AGAIN (M9) with a gene that could smell oil even if it was 50 miles underneath their feet, and developed a great proclivity to cut off heads.
Meanwhile, the Europeans walking north stopped off at some caves in France where they met another race that looked just liked them but with smaller heads, so they called them liberals (just kidding), they were called Neanderthals, because they tended to neander. They must have had a good time with them though because they stayed in the cave so long, they turned white. They did not have sex with them…those people in that cave.
The article does NOT explain how these Neanderthals got there in the first place. It also ignores the obvious screw-up of the evolutionary theory here. Why did the men in Africa evolved into the very color that absorbs the sun (black) and the poor people up in Iceland who really could have used some dark skin to keep them warm, evolved into white?
OK...then the people kept walking, and walking, and they got so tired of walking they couldn’t see for the boredom of it all and mutated again (M3) with little eyes.
Deciding it was getting a little cold; they crossed over to Alaska and followed the ocean all the way down to the tip of South America. Not all of them made it to the tip of South America. Some of them stayed north and became various tribes of Indians, who could weave, ride a horse, get drunk, gamble, and be the only people on the earth that could talk to an eagle or Al Gore.
By this time, the Spanish Europeans had developed the ability to build boats because they had walked enough thank you, so they traveled across the sea look for gold, and found it in South America, where they ran into more people like themselves!
The human race came full circle! Whew!
Did they finally stop walking? No…something stirred the people to start walking again.
They walked back up to Mexico, stopped for awhile and danced and cooked burritos, then came back up through North America where in the future they will pass Alaska, over to Russia, down to Saudi Arabia, to the top of Africa and then walk down to the southern tip, where the whole thing will start all over again.
By that time, WWV will have happened, killing all the billions everywhere, leaving the last remaining man and woman, and the whole thing will start over again.
Then one day, under an apple tree…Eve II will say to Adam II, “Wanna go for a walk?”
Nobody Cares; Sharon Stone has come out and endorsed that favorite pastime of Bill Clinton…oral sex. This statement is bound to have millions of men going to her new film, expecting a blow job in 3-D. I advise all women going to see this film to wear raincoats, and if someone asks you for sex, be sure to tell them you just cut your lip on the popcorn.
Nobody Knows; Bill Clinton was bashing President Bush again in England by saying how Britain is envied in the United States. By who? Sharon Stone? He was not specific. He is busy developing a world-wide Tsunami warning system. We will need this in Missouri.
Not many people know that with the suggestion of the ACLU, Bill took the National Guard off our borders when he was President. He could put his tsunami warning system on the borders now, but he hasn’t mentioned this. I think we should suggest it.
Nobody’s Opinion: In the March issue of National Geographic I was reading a propitiously timed article today on immigration. (The Greatest Journey Ever Told) I felt as if the article was saying; “See---100 million Spanish people are just doing what comes natural. They are walking! People have been walking for thousands of years---migrating! It’s only natural.”
It’s always good for the elite to back up their plans with science.
Let’s see if I’ve got this right. We started out as small cells, mutated to smelly fish, then smelly fish with legs, then some kind of rodent, then monkeys, then the monkey decided to stand up and start walking and get addicted to credit cards. Of course he had to get out of Africa first.
Who knows why the first people left the tip of Africa 120,000 years ago? Some of them stayed, and thank God for that, because Jack Nickelson would not have gotten to watch Michael Jordon, and Nike would have not gotten rich off $100.00 shoes.
But the ones that did start walking made it all the way up to Saudi Arabia. The walk alone must have been tough because the first mutation came (M168) about the time they got out of Africa. But by then, some of them were getting sick of each other so they split up. Some went northwest and became the Europeans and some went east and became the Arabs.
Now the ones that stayed in Saudi Arabia were pretty smart because they mutated AGAIN (M9) with a gene that could smell oil even if it was 50 miles underneath their feet, and developed a great proclivity to cut off heads.
Meanwhile, the Europeans walking north stopped off at some caves in France where they met another race that looked just liked them but with smaller heads, so they called them liberals (just kidding), they were called Neanderthals, because they tended to neander. They must have had a good time with them though because they stayed in the cave so long, they turned white. They did not have sex with them…those people in that cave.
The article does NOT explain how these Neanderthals got there in the first place. It also ignores the obvious screw-up of the evolutionary theory here. Why did the men in Africa evolved into the very color that absorbs the sun (black) and the poor people up in Iceland who really could have used some dark skin to keep them warm, evolved into white?
OK...then the people kept walking, and walking, and they got so tired of walking they couldn’t see for the boredom of it all and mutated again (M3) with little eyes.
Deciding it was getting a little cold; they crossed over to Alaska and followed the ocean all the way down to the tip of South America. Not all of them made it to the tip of South America. Some of them stayed north and became various tribes of Indians, who could weave, ride a horse, get drunk, gamble, and be the only people on the earth that could talk to an eagle or Al Gore.
By this time, the Spanish Europeans had developed the ability to build boats because they had walked enough thank you, so they traveled across the sea look for gold, and found it in South America, where they ran into more people like themselves!
The human race came full circle! Whew!
Did they finally stop walking? No…something stirred the people to start walking again.
They walked back up to Mexico, stopped for awhile and danced and cooked burritos, then came back up through North America where in the future they will pass Alaska, over to Russia, down to Saudi Arabia, to the top of Africa and then walk down to the southern tip, where the whole thing will start all over again.
By that time, WWV will have happened, killing all the billions everywhere, leaving the last remaining man and woman, and the whole thing will start over again.
Then one day, under an apple tree…Eve II will say to Adam II, “Wanna go for a walk?”
Nobody Cares; Sharon Stone has come out and endorsed that favorite pastime of Bill Clinton…oral sex. This statement is bound to have millions of men going to her new film, expecting a blow job in 3-D. I advise all women going to see this film to wear raincoats, and if someone asks you for sex, be sure to tell them you just cut your lip on the popcorn.
Nobody Knows; Bill Clinton was bashing President Bush again in England by saying how Britain is envied in the United States. By who? Sharon Stone? He was not specific. He is busy developing a world-wide Tsunami warning system. We will need this in Missouri.
Not many people know that with the suggestion of the ACLU, Bill took the National Guard off our borders when he was President. He could put his tsunami warning system on the borders now, but he hasn’t mentioned this. I think we should suggest it.
posted by Joyanna Adams at 1:34 AM
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