Monday, March 27, 2006

Walls, Heroes and Human Tails

Nobody’s Opinion: “In trying to perfect a thing, I sometimes run straight up against a granite wall a hundred feet high. If, after trying and trying and trying again, I can’t get over it, I turn to something else. Then someday, it may be months or it may be years later, something is discovered either by myself or someone else, or something happens in some part of the world, which I recognize may help me to scale at least part of that wall. “
---Thomas Edison.

OK…I have a big nobody confession. Thomas Edison is one of my heroes. Ever since my dad took me to his laboratory when I was nine, and I saw the world’s biggest light bulb, I was transformed. He was high on my ‘stupendous human pedestal.’ Not only did he have one of the most awesome trees in his front yard in Ft. Meyers, Florida, he single-handedly transformed the world.

Are you the kind of person who insists on sitting near the window seat on all plane rides just to see the lights below? I am.

If it was the last day of my life, and I had one request, it would be to go up and fly all day, and into the night up above the earth and look down on all the beautiful lights. (Thank you, Thomas Edison) I would listen to Ode to Joy, and all my favorite Beatle songs. (Thank you again, Thomas Edison) I might put up a movie in between cities, (Thank you again, Thomas Edison), and then I would have some angel food cake, and a Strawberry Daiquiri.

Well, three out of four ain’t bad. He might have invented the Daiquiri. Heck, he might have invented the car too for all we know, he was just too busy so he walked all of fifty feet to Henry’s house and suggested it.

My point is, seeing all the trouble that the country is in right now is hard to handle at the moment. We have terrorists attacks to worry about, boys dying in Iraq; a Democratic Party that is so far left it has the head of Castro, the feet of Stalin, and the heart of Cruella Deville. The Republican Party is installing all the policies of the left without a fight--- so they might as well just keep going out to lunch. China will “soon be the big dog on the block.” (As Bill Clinton predicts.) Russia is helping China, Iran, Saddam, and any country that they can get to buy their old stuff. America is getting it from all sides.

Now, the merger with Mexico is coming soon. Polygamy is being programmed to be accepted here so the Muslims who move here can have the four wives they are used to and populate the country fast. They have a lot of catching up to do with the Spanish.

They are not worried about the white race. We have been getting abortions.

Of course catching up with the Spanish (who have woman that can move better than a mixing bowl on high) may be hard. The Muslims might have to take more wives to catch up. Twenty might do it.

Meanwhile our melting pot is being stirred…to explode.

Those of us who believe in America, and do not want to see the attacks from all sides, are frozen it seems. We have hit a big wall. We have spineless leaders who want to impose the New World Order on us, without our consent. Our granite wall is the United States Congress, President, and x-Presidents, who have signed onto this deal and no matter how hard I think about it, the solution to the problems to saving America, are nowhere. This wall is very thick.

So, do we walk away as Edison suggested? Since a New World Order is being planned by the top leaders of the World (Be sure not to miss Bill’s Global Initiative in September.) shouldn’t WE the people of the world have a say? Will the world’s people start a revolution and fight those at the top, and get to vote on just who will be our world leaders? Will we even have a say in our own lives?

Does a roach squash when you step on it?

If you said yes to the former question, you are right. Something tells me these giant mergers going on all over the world were NOT just for the money. They want to squash many roaches, which is what I feel like right now. An American nobody roach. Someone is bound to step on me.

If there is only one game in town, you play it or die. They won’t need guns. They are implementing these things now, however they can. Everything’s going online and once it gets there, they will take control: a cashless society is being implemented. National ID cards and cameras will be everywhere.

The great stem-cell research will appear and then, only the rich will have the genes to rule. They won’t need to spend any money. They will rule by genetic right. Just like the Kings of old. Bill Clinton can be the next Henry the VIII. He can be Bill the twenty-second. He can have wives stationed all over the world. That will be one of his global initiatives. Lots of wives.

But my favorite idol, Thomas Edison also said another thing;

I never allow myself to become discouraged under any circumstances.”

It was just that attitude that lit up the world. Maybe…we can still save her…the light of America. We just need to shine a big, bright Thomas Edison light on the problems, so that solutions finders and new leaders will be sure and see it.

Then the roaches can come out of the dark.

Then again…they say that if the world got nuked, the only ones to survive would be rats
and roaches. See…there’s that wall again. I’m going to go get a drink.

Nobody knows; When Christopher Columbus reached the Bahamas in 1492, he wrote some really interesting things about the society he found there. For instance; everyone had one spouse except for the Kings and princes who could have twenty wives. (Saudi Arabia took that suggestion.) They would give tons of gold in exchange for a simple plate, (The concept of taxes.) Everyone was naked (Hugh Hefner used this one.) Of course this explains why Columbus’s men had no problem staying behind. Since they were thought of as gods, they each got twenty naked women a piece.

Oh, and woman worked more than the men. (Why is that not a surprise?)

Even though you did not hear all these details in school, the one amazing thing they left out was that there was a whole island of people who were all born with--- tails. I don’t know about you, but that seems to be pretty good proof those humans evolved from monkeys. This could go into the evolutionary cook book for all the little kids.

All I’ve got to say is; it’s a good thing God made the blueprint for evolution. He let us evolved without those pesky tails. Think of all the bikini problems we would have if the tails had evolved along with us. Not to mention, we would have to redesign commodes.

Nobody Cares; I caught Tucker on MSNBC lamenting the other day about how strippers make you think they are going to go home with you and it’s such a rip-off because they never do. Poor guy.

Why is this topic on a political show? Maybe someone should tell him to ditch the bowtie. It wouldn’t help him score a stripper, but it might make US feel better.

Nobody’s Perfect: Alec Baldwin wins the imperfection award today for calling Hannity a…what was it …an x-construction worker? Oooooooooooo

I wonder what Alec did before he became famous? Waiter? Bouncer? Wife Beater? Enquiring minds want to know. Hannity should find out, and set up a rematch.