The Seventh Inning Stretch

Nobody's Opinion: Due to the seventh inning stretch, I am resting and not blogging tonight.

But don't miss tomorrow, where a nobody will visit the vast halls of Washington University Reseach Center, where she will question the vast minds of stem-cell scientists, Claire McCaskill, Michael J. Fox, and James Watson.

Will her questions be answered? Will she find out if they will clone her some designer genes for never having to do her roots again? Will Russ Limbaugh stop in to see Michael J. Fox's imitation of him? Will she find the answers to why Missouiri has to fund stem cell research, and if's it's really true that Bill Clinton is having the perfect woman cloned? And most importantly, will they even let her on the campus?

Don't miss the exciting episode of why nobody needs the questions of exactly "where does life begin?" to the vast alein minds of our planet. Tomorrow.

Tonight I, as you can see, I'm in the seventh inning stretch.