The Cackle Strikes D.C.

Nobody Flashes Anymore---That's why when a woman reported that she saw a woman, she SWORE looked just like Hillary Clinton flying a broom over the Capitol today, she just about dropped dead in her boots, which would have exposed her thong that she got from her boyfriend for Christmas. (His name was Bill)

Naaaawww...but wait...that cackle! That laugh! Didn't you hear it!

Look! Up in the sky! It's a Bird!....It's a Plane!....No it's SUPERHILLARY!

That's right. That great Clinton war room produced the biggest scam in political history yesterday when Hillary came in first place over JFK's secret grandson who was too busy saving Kenya to pay attention.....Obama.

Today everyone was asking...were those tears real? Did you hear Bill? Did you really think Hillary and Bill were gone for good just like everyone told you?

Is there a tooth fairy? Are you , like me, having a PMS moment in time and space? And most of all, are you saying to yourself, in between sips of vodka and trips to the bathroom...WHAT HAPPENED?

Well, have no fear dear gentlemen and ladies...tomorrow, I will tell you just how brilliant the war room of the Clinton's can be....and what has happened....

Not only that, what to expect.

Before then, think of that famous scene in Jurassic Park when the great game hunter is stalking the raptor who is just sitting there in the bush ahead of him....and he takes off his hat, cocks his gun, and out of the bush beside him is another rapture...

And he says..."Clever Girl"...or something to that effect, before he is eaten.

Ahhhhhhh.....only in Hollywood.