Hillary's Child Care Program

Nobody Flashes Anymore!: Last night, in the Presidential Debate in Texas...Hillary Clinton assured the poor American public that, if she is not elected we will all be doomed, but we will be comforted to know, to ease our suffering, that we need not worry our silly heads about HER, because she has mansions all over--- some you don't even know about.

She'll be JUST fine. I already feel better, don't you?

And if she is not elected...don't you fret. Obama is likely to put her on the Supreme Court, where she can make sure that all US law follows the internationl laws of making sure all the babies in the world are well fed.

And Hillary cares about all the world babies, really, she does. The ones that get born at least.

Here we see a good example of one of Hillary's Universal Health Care plans. All the children will have thier own bowl, and be feed twice a day. They will also have one "green" plastic lego to play with while thier moms and dads are busy working for the "state," in the Hilliary Child Care Centers for the People, which will be in every town, in every nation.

Parents will not have to worry one bit, because when Hillary becomes President, she will make sure that the green paint on that lego is not tainted with lead. We have her word on that.

Now, just what would we do without her? What a woman.