Puppy Spin

Nobody Flashes; If this puppy could only talk!

It might say: "Well...I didn't take steroids, my friend just misrememberd what I said to him."

Or: "I never gave that other puppy B12 biscuits"

Or: "You're the pundit...I'm just the President of the Puppy Brigade."

Or: "Oprah said I could have another one!"

Or; "I thought the rug was insured."

Or: "I did NOT lick that puppy."