Sunday, February 10, 2008

Nobody Reports On a Monday: Tumorous Questions


Nobody’s Opinion: This bright and cold Missouri morning I woke up to see the lopsided face of Republican ‘conservative’ (and don’t you forget it) nominee John McCain, on a local channel. He was really dressed up in a black suit with the American flag pin on his lapel.

He seemed so intent on convincing all of us in Missouri just what a true ‘conservative’ (you’d better believe it) he is and always was.

This may seem like a rude comment, but it’s not meant to be. I can’t help wondering, why, instead of us picking on John McCain about his age, we aren’t concern with something that’s a more serious concern. Some of us that have had relatives (in my case my father) who had melanomas (skin cancer) are wondering just what that huge protrudence in his left cheek is. John has had many a “cancerous tumor” cut off his face, near that very spot.

So, what’s going on? What’s likely to end his life first? My father started out with melanoma on his face, and like John, had them taken off. Still, cancer cells can travel, inside to the brain. He ended up dying from a cancerous brain tumor, which caused a massive stroke.

We all see John’s bulge on his face, but so far, no one dare ask.

That’s how much the media is controlled.

Even a small tumor inside the brain can affect your behavior and thinking---your closest family members may only notice slight changes in behavior at first. Many people have spoken out about John’s angry outbursts lately.

But for a President who has the power to start nuclear wars…I’d say the American people deserve at least a clean bill of health from him, or an explanation to his “big bulge in his cheek.”

Just a thought…

Right after that, an interview with President Bush from Camp David came on FOX. He was all spruced up in almost the same exact suit as John, with his pin flag lapel, and a beautiful blue shirt---my, he looked dandy!

And speaking of flags…did we see enough American flags last week or what? Candidates were drowning in them. Many of us were wondering…hey…when did they become patriotic?

After all, Hillary and Bill have gone around apologizing all over the world for America. Obama was caught in one photograph refusing to hold his hand over his heart at our National Anthem. (Go ahead; just try to find that photo again.)

Anyway, Bush was plugging John McCain, as a real ‘conservative’ (and don’t you ever forget it) and in his opinion, Obama is a lost cause. Hillary would be a better President. He also made a point to tell us all he could care less about what we think, but only what historians will think of him one-hundred years down the road.

Makes you feel real comfy, doesn’t it? The fact that he doesn’t care what you think?
Yeah, me too.

So, what else can this mean except that the top guys who pushed McCain down the good people of America’s throat are a bit scared, so scared that they brought out Newt Gingrich at their convention last week to tell us that John McCain was a ‘conservative’ (and you’re an idiot if you don’t support him) and a third party was the last thing that America needs, said Newt.

Newt said that because it is the very thing everybody wants. We are completely fed up with our two-party system of pandering, greedy, arrogant, corrupt liars.

And we all know who they are. The one’s who have been there forever need to go.

The more they keep insisting that we all just need to rally around the new ‘conservative’ John (Patton) McCain, and that talk radio is no longer a power---the more you can be sure, that the opposite is true.

The Republicans want a McCain/ Hillary contest. Whether it’s because they think McCain will beat her, or lose to her, is hard to tell, they don't seem to care.

This nobody thinks it’s not going to matter who is President. The FDR WWIII to relive a depression scenario, will play out as planned. The merger with Mexico will continue and America will be downsized and merged for the “good of the globe.”

Think I’m crazy? They don’t hide their intentions anymore. All you have to do is listen to what they say and read their books.

Nobody’s Perfect: President Bush made a couple of comments to Christ Wallace Sunday. He said “This is a dangerous world.” Of course, if he really believed that, he would have closed our borders after 9/11. I guess he forgot.
He also said, “We didn’t wait for International opinion when it came to the war.” Poor Bush--he forgot he waited more than nine months to do anything besides talk in a bullhorn. He had to go to the United Nations for permission--- I guess he forgot. He’s got an awful memory.

When Chris asked him a hard question his answer was, “You’re the pundit; I’m just the simple President.”

I guess the gig is up on that one.

Nobody Knows---that Midwifery is quickly being promoted as an answer to real doctors delivering babies in hospitals. Why? Too much electricity being used waiting for the birth in the labor room? Or is this to help the Mexicans who are popping them out in record numbers? If there is no record, they can stay to reproduce another day! Viva Mexicano!

Nobody Cares; Have you seen the new U.S. Cellular commercial? The one where the girl says her dad did not know how to write a check or pay his bills, and a person at the US Cellular store helps him do it each month?

What? Why didn’t his own daughter help her father out? She spoke perfect English!

Does this mean that the Mexicans aren’t paying their cell phone bills because they can’t read? You got me. There’s a point to this commercial, but I have no clue. What if the people at US Cellular can't read either?

Nobody Wins: When Hillary starts taking about putting people to work building solar panels on homes, ask yourself how much all these solar panels are going to cost? I’d rather they fix the schools…wouldn’t you? Socialism doesn’t work. Never has, never will.

Solar Panels…in New York? In winter? In blizzards? Right.

Nobody’s Fool: Hillary keeps saying she has been to 82 countries and knows lots of people, that’s why she should be President. McCain says he should be President because he was a POW and we are going to always be at war. Obama’s claim to fame is that he is a great talker, and we will have someone new to look at. (He has a point.)

And I have to clean out my kitchen closet tomorrow because I’ve got little bugs in my pancake batter, therefore I should be President.

In fact, I bet any person reading this right now could ask themselves, would you be a better President than any of the candidates?

If you said yes---then you are no fool. Therefore, go ahead and ask some tumorous questions yourself...we need all we can get.

Labels:

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home