Obama: Hope, Change, and Gluttony

There is nothing so characteristic of narrowness and littleness of soul as the love of riches: Cicero

Nobody's Opinion: Everyone is mad, at least everyone I talk to. Even my liberal friends are screaming, about Obama taking another long vacation in Martha's Vineyard, and neither he, nor his wife, think about how much of the taxpayers' money they spend on themselves.

They are having the time of their lives.

Michelle, for some unknown reason, had to take a private plane 4 hours earlier, to her $50,000 dollar a week farmhouse retreat, costing us thousands in additional expense. Obama came later with the dog. I guess we should be happy he didn't send the dog on a separate plane like he did LAST year. Obama has flown in Air Force One 172 times, (adding by the minute) almost every other day, at a cost of $18l,757 per flight per HOUR. And that's not including the costs of Marine One, Secret Service, logistics and local police overtime. He has made six trips to eight countries (half the time taking along hundreds of his homeboy friends) not including his six vacation trips over 32 days. He spends $1.75 million to visit his Hawaiian chumps, and he has been there more than once.

And let's not forget the millions he spent on his "Misery Tour" bus. Michelle has been to Spain, and Africa, and Chicago...and BOTH of them are scarfing down hot dogs, hamburgers, Taco's, ice cream.. and that's just what they let us see. They may not be fat yet, but they are both supreme gluttons of the highest order.

And speaking of gluttons...

Susanne Eman, loves to eat. She has a goal to get as fat as she can. She's weighs over a 1,000 now.

‘I'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton,’ she said.

Never mind that she has two young sons to raise and most of us are wondering just WHO is paying for all this food? You see, Obama has set such a fine example of gluttony that Susanne is trying just as hard as she can to get as fat as she can. She might not make it before she dies of a bacon overdose, but then Nobody's Perfect.

And speaking of perfection--- the Miami Football team has been going along with Obama's gluttonous lead in how to spend as much of other's people's money on yourself as humanly possible. Prostitution, parties on yachts, drugs, you name it, they got anything they wanted, from a young man who clearly was a sports fan, including an abortion for a pregnant stripper. Nobody Knows how many other football teams are getting the same " free for all" perks and prostitutes, but I bet none of us would be surprised, because really, Nobody Cares. We are more worried about our jobs.

And speaking of jobs: Last week they held a jobs fair in Atlanta, and over 5,000 black people showed up, dressed in their best outfits. And while this does not look good for the first black President, who is too busy playing golf to even care that his black brother and sisters are out of a job, this Nobody Reports that it was actually an uplifting sight to me. Here in St. Louis, the last time over 5,000 black people gathered in line here, was to get all their traffic tickets pardoned.
And speaking of pardoning: Nobody Wins when a president takes it upon himself to pardon over 300,000 illegal's for entering our country unlawfully, without the approval of Congress. At least that's the reported number, but this Nobody Wonders what the numbers really are...30 million?

Obama just canceled any deportations, and is passing out the free educations as fast as his gluttonous hands can muster..

The real trouble is, the once "gluttous" nation of America, will become a more starving one, due to Obama's habit of wanting to spend money he does not have. The illegal's have more babies than anyone, and Obama has made sure it's the American Taxpayer who takes care of them.

Illegitimate births for all Americans have risen from 26 percent in 1990 to 41 percent today "and could be headed higher." Among Hispanics, illegitimacy is 53 percent, among blacks it's 73 percent, and among whites it has risen to a shocking 29 percent. The Heritage Foundation reports that 77 types of federal means-tested handouts already cost $522 billion per year before Obama took office. He increased this giant amount to $697 billion per year in the first half of his term, and now half of Americans depend for their living expenses in whole or in part on government handouts paid by the other half who pay income taxes.

And while we are on the subject of partying...Nobody Remembers another sight of greed, although it was disguised as a historical moment in our generations history. It was on August the 15, 1969, that over 400,000 people got drunk, stoned, and pretty much wasted 3 days parting in the mud, at Woodstock. Is it any wonder that we elected the most greedy, man ever to sit in the White House?

As someone said just this week:

Obama is just another tin pot dictator living lavishly at the expense of his subjects.
As Obama once so famously said: You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig."

Nobody Thinks: Nobody fits this saying as well as our President.

Nobody Wants to Claim the Trademark, DEBT CEILING

Nobody's Opinion: The big news today was...The whole middle of the country is being drowned and destroyed by floods!!

Wait..no--- no it wasn't.

The big news was Huckabee is not going to run for President (aaahhhh) but Newt Gingrich is. Newt is a supporter of Obamacare. Mitt Romney makes no apologies of HIS Obamacare that he passed in Massachusetts, so right there, these two Rhino's have laid their cards right out on the table. Mitt says he will appeal Obamacare, but if you believe that, then you also believe that the tooth fairy is The ROCK, and he really does wear a pink tutu.

Ron Paul, is now on board with amnesty. Tom Trancredo said this about Ron Paul:

He insinuates that patriotic Americans who oppose mass immigration are lazy and
motivated by race. He says that Immigrants "have a work ethic superior to many
of our own citizens who have grown dependent on welfare and unemployment
benefits. It's hard to hide the fact that resentment toward a Hispanic immigrant
is more common than toward a European illegal immigrant."

Wow...such choices we have. And speaking of Obamacare...

Nobody Wins when your beloved Congress passes Obamacare and then Obama gives waivers to 1,372 mostly big corporations, to opt out of it---because then you can be sure you're not living in a Republic anymore. In other words, give money to the Democrats, keep them in power, and you do not have to pay. It's another way to get rid of all small businesses who, of course will not be able to stay in business...which is the plan, and speaking of business...

Nobody Knows how in the world Disney got to trademark Seal Team Six? I mean, can I go and trademark the White House? Or how about the Presidency? Think of the MONEY I would make every single time the logo appeared? This is unbelievable. A company got the rights to make money off our soldiers.

Disney and our government merged when they extended Mickey's copyright forever.

They will make royalties off toys, games, playthings, gymnastic and sporting articles, hand held units for playing electronic games, Christmas stockings and tree ornaments, snow globes..and probably dildo's.

Really..the only ones who should be able to trademark the Navy Seals and receive money from it are the Seals and their families...or the taxpayers who PAY for the Seals. Does DISNEY pay the Seals salary? Well, we are all fools..

And speaking of fools...

Nobody Fool...Timothy Geithner is doing his usual creepy best scare tactic in the news,..because he wants the banks to have an unlimited spending credit card forever courtesy of future generations yet unborn--- BECAUSE if we don't let them up the debt ceiling (above 14 trillion) ...we are all doomed to hell.

"A default on Treasury debt could lead to concerns about the solvency of
the investment and financial institutions that hold Treasury securities in their
portfolios, which could cause a run on money market mutual funds and the broader
financial system." Geithner said in a letter.

He is threatening...double-dip recession! Hey..double-dip recession is coming no matter WHAT they do. Bacon has already doubled in price. Little Timmy can't lose. So when the Republicans say "NO" and things get worse, which they will no matter what...he can say, "I told you so." Not to mention, Bloomberg (Yeah, the mayor) compared anyone who will NOT give the rich more money, worse than Al-Qaeda terrorists...which brings me to..

Nobody Wonders what has happened to FOX news? I was watching the Saturday morning financial wizards and the question of the day was: "Should we go ahead and give $3 billion dollars to the Al-Qaeda rebels in Libya?" And they all said..."Yes." I'm expecting to turn on FOX soon and see the news that Israel should just give up the land to the Palestinians. Believe me, I will not be surprised. The only thing that would surprised me would be if Obama ran as Barry.

Wait...I don't want to give him any ideas..

And speaking of surprises...

Nobody's Perfect. A man named McDonald was found in his truck, along with his diary saying that he got snowed in...but decided to stay IN his truck for over 70 days, to which, he finally died. I don't know about you...but I would have left that truck after the third day...evidently he thought nobody cared...or he was just plain stupid.

And speaking about caring...

Nobody Cares that two of the most idiotic famous people on the planet will be joining voices on Al Gore's TV sitcom".. Keith Olbermann and Michael Moore. In it, we will be hearing such wonderful words of wisdom from Michael as this:

"It's one thing to be happy that a criminal has been captured and dealt
with. It's another thing to throw a kegger celebrating his death at the site
where the remains of his victims are still occasionally found. Is that who we
are? Is that what Jesus would do? I hire only ex-Seals and ex-Special Forces
guys to handle my own security."

Nobody Thinks that Jesus would suggest Charlie Sheen join them both, at ground zero, to beg for forgiveness for using his name to promote their own socialist agendas, and then call up the devil to take them all away.

Let's just say...Nobody Remembers...better days.

Nobody Takes a Second Look at the Brits

Nobody's Fool: Last week, we witnessed one of the most beautiful weddings ever photographed and exhibited on the planet. The Queen, and all her subjects.. outdid themselves. As I watched the whole thing from my flu bed, for once in my life, I saw the whole rich elite Lords and Ladies, and Kings and Queens from a different perspective...not easy for an American, but there you go...when you see perfection, you must admit it.

And perfect it was---from the young spring trees lining the walkway to the altar, to the simple dress of the bride, to all the men's perfection down to the very last button hole. And the hats! Boy...one more silly than the next---and didn't we love it!

Beyond the ceremony, you had the beautiful grace of the young couple, William and Kate. The ceremony itself reaffirmed that institution of marriage is a great invention of proper society when you're lucky enough to get it right. Nowadays it seems, most people take two or three times. Some get lucky on the first try.

When two people as this young Kate and her guy..seem so well fit for each other..marriage can be taken to a whole other plane of beauty. (okay, so I'm saying idealistically, but..humor me.) Sure...we knew this was another marriage to bring forth more heirs to the throne, but everyone who watched, could see love. Those of us who had lived through the marriage of Diana and Prince Charles, were so relieved to see the boy who had lost his mother find his perfect mate.
Because we all know the story now, don't we? Prince Charles only married Diana in order to bring forth children (which he couldn't do with Camel-a) I don't think Prince Charles is popular even in his own land..just for that act alone.

Not that he cares.

So, this couple came just in time. Britain needed a good dose of nationalism.

The young William and Harry are so much more "human" than their father, that to bring forth this union and to go on a giant PR campaign is really...just very brilliant for the Queen.

Now, if you know me, you know that I'm not one for hereditary monarchy's. I don't think "bloodlines" are exactly such a great thing to rule a nation. Having said that...if you look at the mess we have today in our country...I thought, as I watched the Queen and her family...AND their guests---they outclassed Obama and our nation by millions of miles.

Here in our country...Whoopi Goldberg, a black comedian, made a comment that there were not blacks there--- yeah...brilliant observation. This is the prime example of how far Americans have fallen from their belief in themselves, and their sad, sad educational system. It's as if we have no clue who we are anymore. The white people here, many of whom, as I do, have ancestral ties to the great British nation from which we broke off..these ties were severed sometime after WWII, and more is the pity. We should become closer to our British allies.

I did get upset when the Queen and her son would not wave at their subjects. I guess it's tradition, but it's one they should break. They seem stiff, unaffectionate, and unappreciative. And yet, as the Queen was getting out of her car, I saw her turn and thank the man opening her door. Maybe there is something here that I don't know about. (amfortas?) But, I think I'd prefer a Queen that never smiles than the fake smiles from any President.

The pomp and circumstance of the whole Queen deal is such a part of Britain's identity, to get rid of it, would be like cutting off it's right hand. I understand that now...at least I think so.

And they would be fools not to cash in on it. So...take your pick: Your own special I-Phone with William and Catherine name on it: a fridge with their pictures on it: or...a gold coin? (Personally, I thought the fridge was a bit much, god forbid any food rot in it. )

For me...I have a duplicate of Kate's ring...given to me by my best friend, who also got one for herself. And that's a gift that keeps a memory of a day of watching the perfect wedding...even though, we both know...there is no such thing. (Thanks Pattie!)

What I really want to say is that Britain was here first, in the modern word so to speak. The world has benefitted from its history, it's people, and it's great culture, more than it ever cares to admit.

See...already I'm starting to get some class! The is hope in the fields of Westminster Hazelwood.

All I need is a new hat.

Tell the Air Controller Unions to Go Take a nice long forever more Nap!

Nobody Wins: Recently, air traffic controllers in America have been falling asleep.

Not good.

Two airplanes had to land themselves recently at Reagan National because the supervisor of the air traffic controllers fell asleep. He said he had done a four night in a row shift, and just couldn't do it. Another air traffic controller in Nevada fell asleep, and a small private plane had to land itself. Since then, sleepy controller's have been falling out of the airwaves.

You would never guess that civilization has gotten as far as it has, when you consider that the problem of air traffic controllers can be solved with a simple scientific remedy...and what's that you may ask?

Get rid of the union--the trial and error evidence is already in. (yeah, that's nobody's science model) Their leaders have worms in their heads.

This from the Washington Post:

More than half of air controllers told their union in a survey taken more than a
year ago that they wanted to address quick turnaround times on shifts and other
factors that increase fatigue

Exactly. This has been going on in all union jobs. Whether it's Boeing, Ford, or the meat industry. Smack is very popular with the illegal's who are working the midnight shift in the meat packing factories, because if THEY fall asleep, they can lose a leg or arm. No wonder the drug lords are getting rich.

Here are some of my Nobody facts: believe them or not.

Fact: Human beings, along with all animals, insects, and most other living things have what is called a circadian rhythm. It's about as much as part of us as our eyeballs. It is handled in a sweet little itty bitty, nub in your hypothalamus called the SCN. The SCN is your internal clock. Most people wake up at the same time, and get tired at the same time. People on daytime schedules usually get sleepy around 3pm..and 3am.

Fact: You cannot mess with this clock. Resetting it is almost impossible and takes a very long time. It would be like trying to change the size of your feet.

Fact: The Unions have the idiotic habit of making men work in "shifts." One week, they are expected to go in at 3pm...for a few days, then 5 pm for a few day, than 10 pm...etc. Doctors have told them that this will get them used to doing the night shift. These doctors were paid by the unions, of course.

Fact: It takes a lot longer than a week for the body to get used to the new shifts in such a short time. In fact, some people never get used to it.

Fact: When a brain is sleepy, it will go to sleep. There are strong chemicals at work here, and unless you are caffeined to the hilt...you will fall asleep. Lots of people do it while driving, but they are just poor suckers. Our Senators can't even stay awake long enough to make it to work, let alone be worried about people sleeping in traffic. I could go into a LONG rant about sleeping senators here...but I won't.

You're welcome.

Fact: Therefore, the answer is to hire people that are willing to work a steady midnight shift for over a year. After that, let them take a vacation...and switch to a newer shift, preferably two hours later.

Fact: Nobody wants to work the midnight shift...therefore the problem.

How do I know this? I once, in a self-imposed nobody experiment, tried to change my own circadian rhythm...it took me three whole weeks...and I found it almost impossible to stay awake at the times I was supposed to be awake. Once I got on the early morning schedule I was aiming for, my SCN said..."Well, that was painful wasn't It? Why in the world did you do it?"
A month later, I was back on my own SCN time.

So, why do the unions keep doing these "shifts" when it's obvious no human alive can work them without drugs?

Like I said: Get rid of the unions. There would be PLENTY of people who would work for a whole year of a midnight shift for the salary of $150,000.

Privatize it. OR...make the workers take ten minute naps like they do in China. Or put tazers in their chairs when they fall asleep, or computer chips on the moniters which can tell that you are sleeping. They have this technolgoy for cars? Why not use them?

But then...if they privatized the controllers (Canada has done this with great success) the union wouldn't get it's dues now would it? And the Democratic Party would have one less piggy bank to rob.

Nobody Remembers the First President

Nobody Remembers: While we all have been taught that George Washington was the first President, (and technically, he was) it still sad that these other guys have been erased out of the history books. I got this in an email today...and I thought it was interesting.





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For all you history buffs out there. As they say, you learn something new every day.

Who Was The First President? I'm sure that George Washington was your best guess. After all, no one else comes to mind. But think back to your history books - The United States declared its independence in 1776 yet Washington did not take office until April 30,1789.

So who was running the country during these initial years of this young country? It was the first eight U. S. Presidents. In fact, the first President of the United States was one John Hanson.

http://www.marshallhall.org/hanson.html

The new country was actually formed on March 1, 1781 with the adoption of The Articles of Confederation. This document was actually proposed on June 11, 1776, but not agreed upon by Congress until November15, 1777.

Maryland refused to sign this document until Virginia and New York ceded their western lands (Maryland was afraid that these states would gain too much power in the new government from such large amounts of land).

Once the signing took place in 1781, a President was needed to run the Country. John Hanson was chosen unanimously by Congress (which included George Washington). In fact, all the other potential candidates refused to run against him, as he was a major player in the revolution and an extremely influential member of Congress.

As the first President, Hanson had quite the shoes to fill. No one had ever been President and the role was poorly defined. His actions in office would set precedent for all future Presidents. He took office just as the Revolutionary War ended. Almost immediately, the troops demanded to be paid. As would be expected after any long war, there were no funds to meet the salaries. As a result, the soldiers threatened to overthrow the new government and put Washington on the throne as a monarch.

All the members of Congress ran for their lives, leaving Hanson as the only guy left running the government. He somehow managed to calm the troops down and hold the country together. If he had failed, the government would have fallen almost immediately and everyone would have been bowing to King Washington.

NOBODY NOTES: Other historians, credit a meeting of all the officers, which was set up by George Washington in order to talk sense into the officers who were contemplating this action, and in which he gave a speech so moving, that they all went home, without a fight. So, maybe both men were due credit.

Hanson, as President, ordered all foreign troops off American soil, as well as the removal of all foreign flags. This was quite the feat, considering the fact that so many European countries had a stake in the United States since the days following Columbus.

Hanson established the Great Seal of the United States, which all Presidents have since been required to use on all official documents. President Hanson also established the first Treasury Department, the first Secretary of! War, and the first Foreign Affairs Department. Lastly, he declared that the fourth Thursday of every November was to be Thanksgiving Day, which is still true today.

The Articles of Confederation only allowed a President to serve a one year term during any three year period, so Hanson actually accomplished quite a bit in such little time. Seven other presidents were elected after him:

Elias Boudinot (1782-83),

Thomas Mifflin (1783-84),

Richard Henry Lee (1784-85),

John Hancock (1785-86),

Nathan Gorman (1786-87),

Arthur St. Clair (1787-88), and

Cyrus Griffin (1788-89)

All prior to Washington taking office. So what happened? Why don't we hear about the first eight presidents? It's quite simple - The Articles of Confederation didn't work well. The individual states had too much power and nothing could be agreed upon. A new doctrine needed to be written - something we know as the Constitution.

And that leads us to the end of our story. George Washington was definitely not the first President of the United States. He was the first President of the United States under the Constitution we follow today. And the first eight Presidents are forgotten in history.

YOU HAVE TO BE A LOVER OF HISTORY TO APPRECIATE THIS!!

(It took 8 years for us to establish a successful government. Remember this when you hear that so little progress has been make during these last 3 years in establishing a Government in Iraq.)
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

Robert Redford: Still Waiting for CHANGE

Nobody Cares: Robert Redford has come out of the woods to promote his new movie called "The Conspirator." It's about some woman who was at the house were the plot to assassinate Lincoln was hatched, and she claimed to be innocent of the whole thing. Evidently, there was corruption on the jury, and the President got involved. (So what else is new?)

Robert says, "She was stoic in the defense of herself. And they put her in a military tribunal, which should have been a civil trial. This is tricky territory. When I got the script, I though, uh oh. There are obvious parallels with how this country is today. We're not making something up here to make a political point. It's there. It's up to the audience to find it and say 'Wow, how have we progressed? Have we? Or are we repeating ourselves? But I can't talk about that."

Wuss. Why don't you just say you think all Muslim terrorists should have a civil trial?

Hey, as a movie star, I like Robert Redford. He's made a lot of entertaining films. But, if my husband makes me watch Jeremiah Johnson one more time, I think I'll start stewing rabbits for his dinner. When it comes to politics, I'd have a hard time sitting in the same log cabin with him, and I would probably be serving him chicken necks.

He added this:

The moderns are the hi-tech Silicon Valley people. The traditionalists on
the lower end of it are the people who don't want change, they're afraid of
change, therefore they have anger. The fear card is a very big powerful card and
when you have people afraid of change, they'll do anything to prevent it.
They're doing it because they're limited, frightened of people who are not as
limited."

Nobody Says-- You're damn right we don't want to change America into a communist country, where a few rich boys like you grab all the land to "protect" our "lower" proclivities to want to go and fish and enjoy them ourselves. And you're damn right some of us are afraid of all the new technology where cell phones have trackers in them, kids can be watched from computers at school, and they can find out wherever we drive by satellite chips in our cars. We are truly afraid of what this power means in the hands of a few.

Redford continues and says the real problem in the country is the "traditionalists."

Anyone who loves America...I guess is the problem.

He's not happy with Obama either. He says the left does its level best to preserve a corrupting status- quo, even if it means creating an unsustainable future for our children and bankrupting our great nation.

Nobody Says: Make up your mind Robert. Or, are you talking about the bears, and the coyotes?

Redford, also doesn't like Sarah Palin. "I think Sarah Palin, part of her strength is how limited she is." This is coming from a man who has the biggest collection of porn video's outside in his barn at Sundance. Yeah, I suppose next to Robert, she IS limited in knowing how many times Debbie Does Dallas.

Robert Redford likes to see himself as a modern day Jeremiah Johnson. But I would bet you a whole wagon of rabbit skins that if Robert Redford and Sarah Palin were dropped off in the wilderness of Alaska, Robert Redford would not make it back to his Sundance without her.

I'm just saying.

Charlie Manson VS Van Jones: Great Criminal Minds Think Alike!

Nobody's Perfect:

If you have not had a good laugh today, then welcome to the "future absurdity" in these two men, who spoke out this week, and agreed on the future of the planet in word, and thought.

One's in jail. The other one should be.

Let's start with Charlie Manson, the psycho who brainwashed a bunch of young stoned idiots into going down and butchering a house full of "rich pigs." Charlie was very jealous of the "rich," remember? Eight innocent people were butchered 40 years ago, by a man who had the gift of gab and the art of mind control down pretty well. Charlie's followers were so messed up the night when Charlie sent them on their mission, that they even butchered a very pregnant Sharon Tate, and bragged about it.

So, what does this master brain manipulator psycho finally say after 20 years of silence?

Everyone’s God and if we don’t wake up to that there’s going to be no weather because our polar caps are melting because we’re doing bad things to the atmosphere. 'If we don’t change that as rapidly as I’m speaking to you now, if we don’t put the green back on the planet and put the trees back that we’ve butchered, if we don’t go to war against the problem...'

And then he lets us all think-- that he will send another FAMILY out to kill us all for destroying the earth.

Really Charlie...when was the last time you got near a tree?

Charlie Manson CARES about the planet everybody..are you touched?

And then there's Van Jones (Obama's old czar) who says," Civilization is fueled by death."

(see video)

Yes, according to Van Jones, we are using DEAD things to run our greedy lives.

FOR SHAME!!!

Have we no feelings for that poor dead oil? What about that dead coal, that we dig up, with our greedy hands, tearing it from its beds in the nice comfy soils and KILLING IT! The crimes of humanity! And what do we do to this poor oil and innocent coal! WE BURN THEM! We send them all to torture and burn in some machine! Hitler could not even have imagined such a holocaust!

No, Van Jones says we should turn and get the Saudi Arabian energy, which he says is up in the AMERICAN sky...just look up! You will see it!

I ran outside very excited to see Saudi Arabia, but sorry...no sun..lots of tornado's, rain, clouds. They sure could have used Saudi Arabia's help this week down in the Southwest. Really. I mean--- I know that Van Jones and Obama love the Muslims, but trying to say that Saudi Arabia is as pure as the SUN and it's in the American sky?

You know, Van Jones...they really NEED you in Cairo.

Charlie Manson, may be stuck in his own coo-coo land, but he has a lot in common with Van Jones and Al Gore. They all believe in redistribution of wealth, global warming, mind manipulation; They all have visions of death, and they all think they are God.

Nobody says that this is proof that sick minds think alike, so I'll say it.

Van Jones is one hundred times more dangerous than Charlie Mansion, because he has Obama and a vast network of greedy politicians wanting to "steal" from the rich, (and redistribute the money to themselves and the Muslims) and send the poor blacks out to work in their "redistribution" camps of inner cities slave farmers, and solar panel constructors.

We don't have cotton plantations anymore...but we sure do need solar panels built ya' all! We will have a plantation of Wind Mills for you to work on too! Forget those poor oil and coal, let them stay dead and in peace, for god's sake...leave them be!

Look up! It's a bird, it's a plane...NO! It's Saudi Arabia looking for just one soul to be enlighten by Van Jones's future.

So, I'd say, Van Jones, if you're looking for that soul to help you sell your global warming warnings all over the globe...Charlie is waiting, with his own inconvenient truth.

Go ahead..let the Saudi Arabian sunshine in, and go see him, before some solar flare hits you real hard and knocks you right into a pile of big, black, and very dead coal. You...surrounded by all that death?

Horrible.

How About a Trump/Palin ticket?

Nobody's Opinion: You gotta admit, last week Trump dominated the airways. Everyone is now focused on the Donald, which has given a much welcomed distraction from those nasty and violent tea party people. (Nobody says with a laugh.) The White House has released its opinion, and everyone was repeating it on every station, like the rudderless parrots that they are: The opinion is that Donald Trump has zero chance of becoming President. It's the old "repeat it enough and it becomes fact routine." Carl Rove, who ALSO dishes the tea party candidates whenever he gets his little copy-cat Glenn Beck blackboard up off his lap with his pudgy little fingers, says Trump is a joke. You know, no matter what you think of the guy...he HAS accomplished quite a few things in his life..to call him a joke shows us that Carl is scared. Carl needs to work on his vocabulary. Jesse Ventura, who wants to be VP to Ron Paul, says he thinks the Donald is just doing it for his ratings. Lou Dobbs, reflected that he wouldn't trust Trump the rich man, because it's the rich elites who want a global government, and he hobnobs with them all. Throw in a million jokes about his hair walking by itself, and you get the picture...nobody wants Donald to run. Glenn Beck has been especially vicious to the guy. He's got Allen West on his mind. Allen West is a good pick, but how is he on finance? Foreign affairs? Is he ready for prime time? Ann Coulter is going to probably cut her long hair, and disown God, if New Jersey's governor ....doesn't run. Right now, Lassie could run and would probably get enough votes in Iowa to beat Obama. So, the ONLY supporter Donald seems to have at the moment is Rush Limbaugh and Michael Savage, and Rush is the guy you want to be behind you if you do run. I find it very disingenuous that conservatives fight tooth and nails for capitalism, and yet, when a very rich non-politician wants to run for office, they attack him for only wanting to be President to further his own agenda. And yet, what are Jeb Bush and Mitt Romney? Are they not rich men? What is Mitt's agenda? Is there a law that says only a politician can run for office? The critics have condemned Trump for hanging out with all the rich and powerful. Are you going to tell me that Mitt Romney hangs out at the local McDonalds? His father was a senator. Here is a man who worked hard and "made" it by the system, and they don't trust him. And then there's Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin came out in Wisconsin with a rousing speech last week, and many of us were glad to see her get in more of a fighting spirit under her skirt. I found it funny how she has changed her position on the tea party. I watched her say on The Glenn Beck Show, that the tea party people simply must come into the Republican Party. BUT...In her speech, she went after the GOP, and their pitiful budget demands. She is back courting the tea party people, which makes you wonder if she knows that the GOP going to pick Mitt to run, leaving her out in the cold? The GOP, who have already, I'm sure, picked their man.. was quick to let everyone know the fact that Donald Trump has hired Obama's campaign manager, insinuating that Donald is running on behalf of the Democrats. Well, gee, the guy DID get a man who's name sounded like our worst enemy elected, didn't he? He beat the Clintons' political machine...didn't he? Do not true capitalists get the best man for the buck? Here's what I really like about him. Both the Republican party and the Democratic party are trying to find ways to "pay off our debt" and that is a pipe dream. The Republicans want all Americans who are working their butts off, to "pay" for all those Wall Street Criminals, who along with the Clintons, Bushes and Obama, demolished America--- our hopes, our dreams, our fortunes, and sent the money overseas....We pay for their vast 'mistakes' or more to reality, their vast theft. If WE don't pay their bills, our children will. What a scam! Donald would not punish the American people for the crimes of the elites, so he says. He will help pay off the debt by getting the money from the Chinese and OPEC instead of us. The older generations wouldn't have to suffer. And why should we? Sarah has experience..in Alaska. But we have a fight, not only with the Muslims, and the Chinese, but with our own greedy politicians who are basically working for the Corporations of America, and the radical left dreams of Soros and his communists. Sarah could stand up to the problems in the Congress and Trump could concentrate on the global stuff. He really does have more experience in that area, and isn't afraid to admit we have a Muslim problem. Sarah is always careful not to offend. They'd make a good pair. Good cop, bad cop. (Maybe Allen West would consider VP. He would be good at fighting Congress.) And then, god willing, if they both clean up the house, Sarah would then get a good shot at being the first woman President. It's a tea party dream ticket. Make Ron Paul head of the Treasury. You know, if the GOP want to lose, they will run someone they know will lose. They ran McCain to lose, and Dole. Come on...even a regular citizen would not have run such lame contenders. Why would they want Obama to win you may ask? They want Obama to do another four years, because he is doing a good job of furthering the globalization of the world by collapsing the US which has to be done in order for the New World Order to fulfill its final destination. So, they will run Mitt Romney. (That's why we call them Rhino's.) SO...why don't Donald and Sarah run together? A strong man with a strong woman? If the Republicans run Mitt...run on another ticket. Trump will get enough democrats to vote for him that he would win. Nobody Knows if Sarah would even consider being VP again...but Nobody can dream can't I?

Nobody Cares About a Sleeping Joe Biden

Nobody Cares: My country has in its wisdom contrived for me the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived." John Adams The most remembered moment of Obama's speech this week was Vice President, Joe Biden, who was sleeping . Joe was so inspired, that he took a nap. Either that or he was bored. If you look at the black lady behind him, and the woman who can hardly keep her head up right in back of him... he wasn't the only one bored. So...here are a few guesses as to what he was thinking, or what Timothy Geithner was thinking: Tim: There he goes again. You don't see the guy for months, and when he does show up, all he does is sleep. The bastard is faking it. He owes me for covering up all his expenses in Rio, and he doesn't want to fork out. He's just pretending to be asleep so he doesn't have to pay me. Joe: Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go. Tim: God...I'd like to punch the guy...he's such a moron. Joe: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...bacon.....mmmmmmmmmm..steak...mmmmm..train.... Tim: Couldn't he have picked someone with a little more class to be VP, like me? Joe: I think that I shall never see, a poem as lovely as a tree... Tim: Look, there's the camera. I'm NOT going to kick him..I hope they blast him tomorrow. Joe: Nipples. Honey. Tim: He doesn't know it, but I've got the numbers to his Cayman account. Joe: Angelina...baby... Okay...not many people know that Joe Biden almost died at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, in February 1988, because he had to have surgery to correct an intracranial berry aneurysm that had begun leaking. And while he was recovering, he suffered a pulmonary embolism. Later in May of 1988 he had another operation to repair a second aneurysm, and was out of the Senate for nine months. And while no more incidents have been reported...maybe Joe is due. I'm just saying. And this is the man that is second in line to become President.

Nobody's Perfect: Obama VS GM

Nobody's Perfect: Henry Ford...are you watching this? As usual, I can't leave Obama out of this week's contest because, like the energizer bunny, he just keeps ticking on and on..drumming out imperfections---this time, in his head. But, nobody wants to start with the fun stuff: Cars...that don't work. On the radio this morning came the news: Warning..Will Rogers! The much publicized and anticipated car of all cars to carry us dreamily into the Obama future and keep us within a fifty miles area of our homes--- GM's Chevy Volt...has a problem: It won't start. But don't worry said the announcer, this is NOT a safety problem. Oh..that's good to know. You are safely at home...you might lose your job because you can't start your car..but you can't sue GM for that. You should have walked to work. On the other hand, the Chevy Cruze, has a steering wheel which might come off at anytime during your drive. And you COULD sue for that...so it's been filed under 'safety issues'. Good thing GM doesn't make planes. A pilot without a steering mechanism would be a bit more frantic. At least, you can take your foot off the gas, and live, if you are going under--- 10 mph. Nobody thinks they want us all to buy Segways. Yes, America has come into the wonderful world of globalization. Cars that break up, and cars that won't start: and they call it...progress, because the less people driving the better. Nudging us all...into the future. Except the nudging isn't working, so they are back to using old fashion...fear. And then, there's the big scar we all saw on Obama's Head, put up on Drudge last week. It's there...it's NOT a birthmark. And so, either somebody is having fun with Photoshop, or it's real. What could this mean? Can I have some fun? Many think that Obama is really the Anti-Christ...because according to the Bible, the Anti-Christ comes from the Middle-East. (I'm with Donald on this) Then somebody shoots him in the head (the Anti-Christ) and he lives, to go on to be the most beloved person on the planet, and therefore, for seven years he rules the world and everybody really loves him, before he brings on Armageddon. So..what if, to keep in power, Obama has a steel plate put into the back of his head, to TAKE a bullet by a planted KKK guy, therefore starting riots...and chaos, and out of the chaos, Martial Law is enacted and Obama becomes even MORE powerful, the 2012 elections are postponed, and the Bible's Revelations come to pass. Either that, or they had to remove that chip to get him to start acting more conservative in order to win the next election. We heard him say this week, that he misses being anonymous..and that's why he plays golf. It's also why he visited the Lincoln Memorial last week. He wanted to remain anonymous about all the great work he did on keeping the government open. Really, nobody ever visits the Lincoln Memorial.

Fund the Soldiers or Kill the Babies? Mmmmmm

Nobody Wins: America was worked up to a gurgling great-bellied political tizzy today. All the networks acted as if it was the end of our world as we know it if a budget wasn't passed by midnight. It came down to: Should we keep paying the boys overseas to die for freedom in the Middle East (and hopes that democracy will spread in Bush's 50 years), or continue to pay for the one abortion every 95 seconds going on at Planned Parenthood, which needs only a meager $363.2 million a year to save women lives. (unless they happen to be unborn women that is.) Heeellloooo? If you picked Planned Parenthood to be funded over our troops, then maybe you should consider: What exactly is your purpose on this planet? Go ahead, there are LOTS of books out there to help you. I don't get it. The last two times the "budget" wasn't passed was because the Democrats just didn't feel it was worth even doing---Nobody Cared at all. But today, it was made into the greatest Congressional fight since Ali and Frazier: A fight brought on by the tea party, who want to end all life on the planet. Yes, and Harry Reid's wife, daughter, and great granddaughters just might die. He pretty much said as much late into the wee hours before the final vote, which got them to throw out the question of whether or not to fund that lover of life and liberty..Planned Parenthood, and talk about it some other day. The old Scarlett O'Hara ploy. I guess Harry just can't afford good insurance on his wife and daughter. They HAVE to go to Planned Parenthood, he's so poor...wait...I'm sure Harry's family is on his really great Congressional Health Plan, so why all this worry about Planned Parenthood? Did Harry Reid just LIE to the American people? Sure he did. And he not getting any better at it. And excuse me...Doesn't Obamacare provide all the very same things that Planned Parenthood does? Why are we funding two programs? Somewhere in the middle of the afternoon...Harry Reid gave it another shot. He scowled and gave his best and most scariest warning: The Cherry Tree Festival...might not go on. OH NO...not that! Anything but that! Minute by minute panic buttons were being pressed and Americans were told that, all the parks would close down, you would not get your tax refunds until 2033, and all non-essential people would not get paid, which in real life means, two-thirds of all governmental workers, and all of Congress and our President. Everyone would still work, just not get a paycheck...it's their progressive dream. We'd just all start bartering, tennis shoes, IPODS, and garden vegetables. Alex Baldwin would have to actually shut-up. The drama continued to build throughout the day...Congressmen and women all giving their opinions on the hard work and frustration...each party blaming the other.

Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-N.Y.) said [Thursday] that the new Republicans elected to the House of Representatives last November came to Congress “to kill women.” She also likened Republican efforts to prohibit federal funding of abortion except in cases of rape, incest or where the life of the mother is endangered to actions taken by Nazis. And she voted for Obamacare because she thinks the idea of a small panel of people deciding who gets to live and who needs to die is just a wonderful way to practice democracy. (Okay, I said that last sentence)

In the end...at the 11th hour..the whole show was done in dramatic fashion. They, the great Congress, came up with a total of $38 million to cut...which is like me telling Bill Gates that I will give him a down payment of one dollar for Microsoft.

Joseph Farrah explains it this way... • 1 million seconds equals 12 days • 1 billion seconds equals 32 years; • 1 trillion seconds equals 32,000 years.

We are 14.7 trillion in debt. Let's put them all on American Idol and make them sing.

Harry Reid gave himself a victory dance tonight. But this nobody saw a great dog and pony show, that made you think your congress was working really hard folks--- Trust us, we did a fantastic job of sending out cronies hour by hour to built up to the final moment of ...YES...we agreed on something! Please love us again!

They are all in so much do-do they can't get out of it...might as well put on the old political show to make the masses think something is REALLY going to change. I wouldn't doubt it if they were all playing cards all day.

"Ah...come on. One more game...let them all anticipate it. They will be so happy when we don't shut it down...Come on Harry...you're turn to deal."

Yes, Harry is happy tonight. "This is historic, what we've done," said Harry Reid.

I agree Harry....historically idiotic even for you.

I'm going to go have a cup of hot tea.

Glenn Beck & Alex Jones: Two Frogs in a Pond of Conspiracy

Nobody's Fool: Glenn Beck, one of the most popular pundits on all of cable land announced that his program, The Glenn Beck Show, will be ending this year, and he is not giving out much other information about it. What...no more chalkboards? The news came as a shock for those of us who watch his program. Nice words came from both the Fox management and Glenn on the decision, so we are left to wonder..what happened? Did the FOX Saudi stock holders say, "that's enough?" Does Glenn see an opportunity to make more money launching his own cable network? Or is it because he needs a rest since he has been working at breakneck speed and his body wants a break? I suspect: all of the above. The one thing you can count on is Glenn will not stop at whatever he has planned. He's not going away, but will probably go to a cable channel of his own. I see a Ted Turner Beck coming around the corner...which might be good, or bad, because Glenn is not exactly "fair and balanced"--- he is not a newsman. He's a person who trying to put the world together in his mind...and while he doesn't always get it right (as in the 'birther' situation) his enthusiasm alone gets him attention. His ratings have dropped. I stopped watching him because he was talking too much about God, not that I don't like God, but no one on the planet knows what 'god' thinks, not even Glenn Beck. Also, he was relentless about the horror that is coming our way. Plant a garden. Start going back to grandma's way...can your own food. He's a step away from telling us all dig for oil. Tell me, if we get attacked tomorrow...and I had already gone out and planted green peppers, my green peppers won't be ready in a couple of months...Yeah, I can hold out--plastic flower salads might get me through. My point is, Americans, no matter how real the dangers, are having enough trouble just wondering what to have for dinner that night. All our lives, we have been spoiled...we can't believe that nothing bad will happen to us. Robinson Crusoe, while a great book, is just not an American concept. Glenn, just recently, has figured out about the "global world government" that many of our richest leaders have been trying to enforce and put in place. George Soros right now, is holding another Britten Woods II,--"lets' control the media, the money and the world" ---right out in the open. I was rather pleased to hear Glenn talk about the Muslims wanting to take over America. I was also glad to hear him finally get on the "global' subject, because it's the reason I started blogging in 2005. One day I just woke up and saw the danger in the globalists, and that was because I had been listening to Alex Jones late at night on Coast to Coast...loooooog before Glenn. When I first heard Alex, I could not believe some of the things he was saying. He was a lot like Glenn Beck in that respect. He was putting puzzle pieces together and just wanted to tell the world what he was finding out, and it wasn't good. Like Glenn, Alex brings his heartfelt concern with what he finds out.--- he is out to warn the world that all is not what it seems. And also...like Glenn, sometimes gets it wrong--- they are only human. Don't we all? At the time, Alex accused George W. Bush of being somewhat...let's just say, a man working for "global" interests. And then he said our government met in secret places every year, in the woods, and dressed up in robes, and met in cabins to discuss us all. Baloney I thought!--- Until I saw the proof on video. You know, it's one thing to know that our leaders are meeting in the halls of Congress. It's another thing to see them met in so much in secret, like the G8, (now 20)the Bilderberg meetings, and the special private meetings with lobbyists down the street of the White House. Obama does this secret meeting stuff all the time outside of the White House, so he can say he isn't meeting with lobbyists and there is no record of it. BUT...to see them dressed up in robes and praising a giant owl...you really have to wonder...WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? The other day, I was listening to a very angry Alex Jones, who was complaining, and rightly so, that Glenn Beck had stolen all his hard work...the work and research that took him years to compile, and Glenn was using it on his show, and not given him any credit at all for it. Well, that's exactly how many recording artists felt when millions of people downloaded their songs without paying a nickel, when Napster was all the rage. It's a brave new internet world, where copyrights, and ideas can be taken, rehashed, posted, played, enjoyed, all with the click of a mouse, and one man builds on another man's sweat. And I agree...Glenn should give him at least a shout-out. In journalism, you are not suppose to take more than a few paragraph of another's work, without giving credit to the author, and I have to admit, Glenn Beck has got a lot from Alex Jones. I've also heard Michal Savage complain about the "stealing" of his ideas. The good news is: Alex Jones is finally coming up in the world. He has a great website, and a spot on Drudge. He got some exposure on Jesse Ventura's TV program. On the other hand, Glenn is taking Alex's work and spreading out to the people that don't listen to Alex Jones. In the end, the more people know, the more we can make plans on what to do. And the man, who should get the MOST credit...is George Noory. Nobody talks about him too much, but George has orchestrated it all...presenting every conspiracy, political, or not on his show. Trouble is...his show, Coast to Coast, is on at night while everyone is sleeping... And he is now the number one radio host...beating out even Rush Limbaugh. Oh, you didn't know that? Well...in the words of Fox Molder...The Truth is Out There...you just have to kiss a lot of frogs to find it. ..rrrrrrrribbbbit. Glenn Beck, the ultimate frog horn of alarm...will not stay gone for long. Unless...he knows something we don't, and he's planning on hiding in some bunker. And in that case...I'm listening to as many frogs as I can find. Yes, follow the frogs. I hear they have a nice one at the Pentagon now, and that's another conspricay that NO one will EVER figure out.

Nobody's Perfect: Obama the Executioner VS Hillary the Hun

Nobody's Perfect: It was hard not to comment on the fabulous failure of Charlie Sheen's road show this week. It was also hard not to celebrate the retirement of Katie Couric from the CBS nightly news, but, I found these two flaming pilgrims mere twits on a baby's dimpled butt-cheek compared to the real life mistakes of our big and bold socialist leaders. Obama makes the list again this week, (I cannot seem to keep him off) but he has good company in our favorite gal about the world, Hillary Clinton. Most of us have noticed that for the FIRST time in Obama's administration, Hillary Clinton has been on the front lines running the United States in foreign affairs in the East because, if there is a mistake made, Obama can blame her. Hillary, the maniacal man-hater, has found one man she wants to stick up for: Assad of Syria. Assad has killed 40,000 of his own people in Lebanon (according to WIKIPEDIA) ...which puts him right up there with Saddam, but Hillary said that Assad is a "reformer." In other words, when his people rose up against him recently, she stuck up for him. Now, does this have ANYTHING to do with the Golan Heights that Israel won far and square after being attacked by Syria in the Yom Kipper War? Is this against the Jews--- because this is land that Obama would like Israel to give back? Or is it because satellite images project plutonian in Syria? This from Charles Krauthammer:

Clinton's statement is morally obtuse. Here are people demonstrating against a dictatorship that repeatedly uses live fire on its own people, a regime that in 1982 killed 20,000 in Hama and then paved the dead over. Here are insanely courageous people demanding reform---the the U.S. secretary of state tells the world that the thug ordering and shooting of innocents already is a reformer, thus effectively endorsing the Baath party line---"We are all reformers," Assad told parliament---and undermine the demonstrators" cause.

Hillary is no pimp of piety. Obviously she was told to stick up for Assad by her boss. And speaking of her boss, Hillary's racking mistake is nothing compared to her boss's decision, made today, that...well ..I'll just keep Gitmo opened and those terrorist that I said I would put on trial in New York, are going to be tried by military court. He announced this absurd reversal on the same day he said he was running for reelection, which of course reminded everyone how he had promised to close Gitmo on his first day in office, and how he lobbied hard to give a "fair trial" to the terrorists of 9/11 in New York, causing more years of extreme heartache to all those that suffered on that day. Obama's political instincts are sharp and so, he passed the buck of blame on this to Eric Holder. Bob Holder said this in a press conference: "Do I know better than them? Yes. I respect their ability to disagree but they should respect that this is an executive branch function, a unique executive branch function," Obama has a lot of "executive branch functions" doesn't he? In other words, a dictator can branch out as many functions as he seems fit. No wonder he likes Assad. Obama's Youtube reelection video was so lame, that you would actually think MR. Perfect wants to lose. Or, is he just waiting for the big moment to recapture his popularity? Nobody thinks, with these two running the show, Obama might never have to run for reelectoin ever again.

Blowing Gumballs with George and Laura

Nobody's Fool: I don't know about you, but the LAST thing I want to hear from an X-American President and his wife is how they are going to spend all their remaining years devoted to bringing education, and jobs to Afghanistan women. What about AMERICAN woman? What a bunch of holy gumballs. That's right. I said gumballs. I spent a few hours today blowing gumballs off my driveway. I hate gumballs. I know that mother nature gave the sweet gum tree a special gift in this world.. " God said, "Be fruitful and multiply!" and it does...all over my driveway and backyard. My sweet gum tree is right over my driveway, and so far this year, I have manually swept my entire driveway at least four times trying to rid it of gumballs. My neighbor (whom I'm always trying to impress) did not believe me when I told her, that already this year, I have cleared the driveway of gumballs many times, so THIS time, I got out my loudest blower. I wanted to make SURE she heard it. I cannot for the life of me, figure out any good purpose for a gumball, besides to drive me crazy, and tonight that's just what George W. Bush and his wife Laura did in their interviews with Greta on Fox. First, let me say this: This nobody does not think these two are together anymore. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Like Bill and Hillary, they make appearances together, but then if you follow them daily, they are almost never together...not even in interviews. George had his interview first. (see here) He said he (meaning we) was going to stay in Afghanistan and save the Afghan women. George Bush is now the new Gloria Steinem...the great feminist himself. Free them from their bondage. It's a noble cause, and his buddy Karzai is helping him set up programs in his multimillion dollar global Bush 'think tank' enterprise in Texas. It was heartwarming. Then Laura came on and told us that economically women HAVE to work over there, otherwise the country cannot become a democracy. They both mentioned Iraq. They are out to save Afghanistan. Where's my blower? Now, we have Barak Obama, George W. Bush, and Laura Bush, concerned about making democracy in Afghanistan. How George and his wife are going to change thousands of years of fanatical religion is beyond comprehensions. Sure, we'd all love to see it happen, but is that really what our X-President should be doing while we are drowning in debt? All I can say is, our former President and first lady were blowing holy gumballs of Afganistan concern out of their mouths every other second. It almost makes me feel like making a mock gumball head of thorns to send to them. I'm sorry. It's just...all so political, isn't it? We are learning...when a President pontificates the most NOBLE of reasons for justifiing fiddling in other nations, there is almost always another reason, which is the real one, which they can't tell you, so it just makes them look good to make up some humanitarian agenda. Obama is trying to take credit for sending democracy through Libya and Tunisia, and Egypt. George Bush is trying to tell us that he will be responsible for saving the country of Afghanistan, almost as if he didn't want to be left out of history...or upstaged. This nobody says:...Before you go blowing holy gumballs of benevolence, telling us democracy is going to shine in Afghanistan, you guys,...How about saving America first? Remember...America? Or....have you forgotten her?

The Obamacrats...Part II

Nobody Remembers: Let's remember our fine historical history of the connections between the mob and the Democrats. This just released on AP:

President Barack Obama will raise cash for Democrats in New York this week and Chicago next month. A Democratic official says Obama will raise money for the Democratic National Committee Tuesday night during a trip to New York for the dedication of a United Nations building. Obama will also attend a democratic fundraiser April 14 in his hometown of Chicago, the same city where his re-election campaign will be based.

As we recall, it was Jimmy Hoffa that gave the final votes from Illinois to put Jack Kennedy in the White House, simply because Joseph Kennedy, his dad, who made his millions off of illegal bootlegging, asked them to do it as a favor. And then, the OTHER brother, Robert, who was made Attorney General by his Presidential brother, came after them, for which, many say...the Mafia had them both killed, with the blessing of LBJ who REALLY wanted to be President. Hey, that's what they say. New York and Tammery Hall...are still alive, and now, Richard Daley, the current Chicago Jimmy Hoffa, works for Obama. Rahn Emanuel, Obama's right hand man, was given the office of Mayor of Chicago, to make sure that the votes from Illinois once again go to Obama, keeping them all in power. Harry Reid will die before he leaves Las Vegas, the town that was built by the pensions trust funds of the Unions out of Chicago. Nobody talks about the Mafia anymore, but they did send Rahm a dead fish, when he left the White House. Those Mafia guys really have a great sense of humor.

Houston: We Have A REAL Candidate!

Nobody Gets Email on Saturday Night: I have been getting so many great emails during the week, that I think I'll have to post them more than once a week. It seems such a pity to let these gems of wisdom and enlightenment go without notice. So, keep an eye out for more from me. Here's one by Bill Cosby...who was not only one of the funniest men on the planet, but a real American, who maybe SHOULD run for President!

(Thanks to Pat)

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Bill Cosby has a great way of "distilling" things. Looks like he's done it again!

AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

I have decided to become a write-in candidate for President for the year 2012...
Here is my platform:

1. Any use of the phrase: 'Press one for English' is immediately BANNED! English IS the official language: Speak it, or wait outside our borders until you can.

2. We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do NO exports. We will use the "Wal-Mart's" policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it." We'll make it here and sell it here!

3. When imports are allowed, there will be 100% import tax on it coming in here.

4. All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the Southern border of the United States. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTH BOUND aliens.

5. Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nothin in, you AIN'T getting nothin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

6. Welfare. Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.

7. Professional Athletes--Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports...For life.

8. Crime---we will adopt the Turkish method, I.e., the first time you steal you lose your right hand. (Nobody says...Bill is really getting into it now!) There is no more 'life sentences.' If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

9. One export of will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.

10. All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately lower the taxes. When disasters occure around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the deicsion as to whether, or not, it is a worthy cause.

11. The Pledge of Allegiance will be said EVERY day at school, and every day in CONGRESS.

12. The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, ete.

My apologies if I have stpped on anyone's toes...NEVERTHELESS...

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Sincerly,

Bill Cosby.

Is Ahmadinejad on Steroids, and is Barry Bonds Telling the Truth?

Nobody Knows which story in the news today was funnier: Barry Bonds saying that his trainer told him he was taking flax seed oil and arthritis cream and he had no clue he was on steroids for all the years he played baseball, or Ahmadinejad claiming that Iran has developed the first flying saucer to fly the earth.

Let's hope those aliens from Roswell are actually dead.

Nobody Knows which one of these men are telling the truth.

On the one hand, if flax seed DID actually boost Barry's Bonds muscles to the size of large cannon balls, then flax seed would cost over $100 an ounce because every man in the world would have vast cases of it stored in the back trunk of his car. AND if Barry actually believed his trainer was giving him flaxseed, that is evidence right there that his steroid abuse was beyond comprehension.

On the other hand, If Ahmadinejad has actually developed a flying saucer, then I say we need to see what he means to do with this "flying saucer."

Invade our Capitol and capture Jack Nicolas?

Put a saucer over every city in the Western World with JBL speakers ready to play Yoko Ono's greatest hits over and over, thereby destroying us with our own music till we surrender to Allah?

Challenge our F-16's to a showdown?

Land on a golf course and kidnap Obama?

Do nighttime raids over cattle farms in Iowa during our presidential primaries?

Sell them to Gaddafi?

Nobody Knows if this is real, but Ahmadinejad says these flying saucers will be spy machines, something our own government is working on night and day, only they are making spy planes to look like bugs and birds.

I don't care, I'm not feeding them.

More than likely he is telling the truth...he has a flying saucer, but it's NOT the first one ever to fly the earth. And I bet when we finally get to see one for real, they will look much like our drones, which, by the way, are doing a lot of damage over there.

The saucer, named "Zohal," sure takes a good picture...just like all the other pictures ever taken of a UFO.

Nobody thinks that we do have aliens walking the earth, and today we found out that Nobody Cares.