Saturday, March 19, 2011

Globalizating the Gobers

Nobody Flashes Another Email---

Japan's recent disaster has left more than a few hundred people out of work here in America, (in the GM auto industry) because they depend on parts from Japan. Globalization has been sold to all of us by our elite rulers as the only way to go into the future. Having each country depend on each other so that no wars could ever be fought. That's the "globalists" story, and they're sticking to it.

Only time will tell if their big plans to morph the whole world into a one- world-no- borders successful, but so far, the results aren't looking so good. Obama was happy to announce that the United States was going to buy Brazil's oil. He is making lots of jobs for Brazil. I guess in return, he gets World Soccer and Summer Olympic front row tickets.

What's a nobody going to do? Starts with humor. I like this email...hope you do too.
(Thanks to J.R.)

Question: What it the truest definition of globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death. (my very 'special' person)

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed by an Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This was sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.

That my friend is globalization!


Friday, March 18, 2011

Who Should Come First?

Nobody Gets Email: Another disaster. Nuclear waste seems to be heading our way, and Obama is going to war in Libya. Where are we going to get the money? Harry Reid: fork up.

This is about how Americans give more to other countries than to our own. While no one asked us to help out the floods up North, or the floods and fires all over this nation: we are still giving out billions to other countries first, which is due to the people who lobby in Washington, and it's not the little American guy carrying his poor friend, begging for help.

(I know, I love this picture.)

Anyway, I got this short email this unknown.

(Thanks to Pat)


Will someone please tell me what the HELL's wrong with all the people that run this country!!

We're "broke" and can't help our own seniors, veterans, orphans, homeless etc.,??

Congress can themselves raises, but NO COLA for all of us on Social Security!

In the last months we have provided aid to Haiti, Chile, and Turkey. And now Pakistan....home of bin Laden. Literally, BILLIONS of DOLLARS!!

Or retired seniors living on a 'fixed income', receive no aid nor do they get any breaks, while our government and religious organizations pour hundreds of billions of $$$$$$$$'s and Tons of Food to Foreign Countries!

We have hundreds of adoptable children who are shoved aside to make room for the adoption of foreign orphans!

AMERICA: A country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed hungry, elderly going without 'needed' meds and mentally ill without treatment, etc, etc.


They have a "Benefit' for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations, ships and planes lining up with food, water, tents, clothes, bedding, doctors and medal supplies.

Imagine if the *GOVERNMENT* gave 'US' the same support they give to other countries.

Sad isn't it?


Thursday, March 17, 2011

Happy St. Patty's Day!

Nobody Flashes:
Happy St. Patty's Day!
Due to a death in the family (Why do so many people pass away in spring?) My blogging will be a bit slower in the next few days.
I'll be here, but probably back to full force by Sunday!
Have a pint for me!


Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Abalone Anyone?

Nobody Cares that there are things on my bucket list that, unless by some great fortune of luck, I win the Mega millions on some stormy future night...there are yes, two things that I will never do:

1. Be able to tell you what abalone taste like.

2. Be able to buy my best friend a dog just like this one. She took one look, and it was love. And she has expensive taste because he is the most expensive dog in the world at $1.6 million dollars. (Her taste in shoes is much more reasonable.)

And let's just say, that winning the lottery would not be enough. Even if I COULD afford a mutt this adorable, you would have to become a billionaire just to feed him, because he eats...abalone, which is $70 a pound. Big Splash here weighs 180 pounds...over a lifetime, he could eat his cost in abalone easily. And let's not forget the security system on your house alone, and the body guard you would need to walk could add up.

These dogs like to watch you would have to get big screens, probably their own get the picture.

My friend Pattie is the one who got me into this mess. You see, I found out what a good cook she was, and so I started looking up things she had never cooked before, and came across Abalone in a book.

I was trying to impress her..."So, I bet you've never cooked Abalone!"

"NO..what's that?"

So, we went searching for it, and when we couldn't find it at the local stores, we said, "Well, we'll go to where the RICH people shop!" And they didn't even know what it was.

Let's just say, abalone is not something you will find in the middle of the United States, without knowing someone who knows Donald Trump.

But, somewhere in China, Big Splash, the most famous dog in world, is dining on abalone tonight.
I'm going to have to say...I bet it takes just like dog food.

There--- now I feel better. There are some things in life that really don't need to be experienced, like taking heroin, climbing Mt. Everest, or getting arrested in China for stealing the most expensive dog in the world...even if it is for your best friend.

As all mothers who are REAL mothers, always say: "It the thought that counts."

I'm thinking about cha Pattie. How about a Big Splash calendar?


Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Forget Your Horoscope, Watch the Sitcoms

Nobody Knows---how much influence do our popular sitcoms have on us when we go to the ballot box to vote? How much influence does the government have with the various television networks and the contents of their programming? And most importantly, does money change hands to producers for certain political messages?

Before we even knew that Hillary Clinton would be defeated by a black man named Obama, we fell in love with the most awesome President that we had ever witnessed on our TV's. He was perfect, and he was black. President David Palmer, (now the All State Insurance Man) did everything right. He was tough, honest, fair, and every episode we watched, got us turning off our TV and saying, "I wish HE was our President!"

24 was the biggest sitcom on TV, and candidate Obama had the black vote, but he needed so many whites to cross over to him to get the nomination. The Jack Bauer sitcom, was watched by die-hard conservatives, and it's no stretch of the imagination that President Palmer gave us complete trust that Obama would be a great President, like the President Palmer on TV. Give the black guy a chance. Look at David Palmer.

Boy, were we suckered.

Jack Bauer hooked us by the nose and lead us right into socialism.


Kiefer Sutherland, the actor who portrayed the ultra-conservative Jack Bauer is the grandson of Tommy Douglas, the politician who got Universal Health Care passed in Canada, and the actor himself has said he likes the system of socialism, which his character Jack Bauer, would have been not so pleased about. He also was the producer.


Last night, on another sitcom called, The EVENT, we also have another black President, and wouldn't you just know it, in the last episode he is dealing with a nuclear meltdown and disaster. This black President is also, like David Palmer, honest, wonderful, brave...etc, etc....all the things Obama is not. And we are seeing that he is willing to risk the death of a million of his own citizens in order the planet.

A concept they want you to think is sane. I was personally shocked to hear a President, even on a sitcom, say..""Well of course I would sacrifice a million people to save the planet?"

Uh....can't we even talk about this?

Nobody knows if these sitcoms are being purposely written in a highly entertaining way, in order to mold the people into accepting that our President is not the weak, incompetent, often times malevolent, raciest man we have come to know, but the brave, bold, and wonderful black President we are seeing on our popular sitcoms.

Nobody thinks this stuff is no accident. What worries me, is not so much the propaganda of liberals in Hollywood trying to shore up the poor image of our black President--- but the fact that last night THE EVENT was all about nuclear accidents, and the black sitcom President was seen...shaking Japanese officials hands.

They had to have filmed this before the accident.


Nobody wonders if the powerful and elite, knew what was coming.

If you go on the website of THE will read this about the fictional black President, Martinez.

"Moral and idealistic. Hugely popular with the American people and around the
world, President Martinez wants to be a new kind of President, working toward a
new America. He's committed to honesty and runs the first truly bipartisan Born
to Cuban refugees in Miami, Florida, President Martinez is very proud of his
Afro-Cuban roots. He is a graduate of Yale University. A lover of music, he had
a drum set installed in a sound proof room in the basement of the White House,
which he plays to relieve stress administration in recent history"

Yeah, I know. Obama is under so much stress he plays golf, and has big parties with great drummers and singers.

Somewhere they want you to believe that Obama is President Martinez, (getting the Latino vote too!) and David Palmer all rolled into one sweet, magnificent man. ...and he is a "new kind of President."

Well, I have to agree on that. He's new alright. And he is working for a new America.

I suggest we watch the sitcoms before the next find out if the American people even survive, and if the next sitcom President becomes a dictator to "save the planet."

How much you wanna bet..he's black?


Monday, March 14, 2011

Consider the Source: Stephen King

Nobody's Perfect:
How can you not like this guy? He is an American Icon. He has lead us down the deep dark avenues of his bucket well of pain, and gotten paid big bucks for it.

One of my favorite movies of all time, is The Stephen King's movie, The DreamCatcher. (What's yours?) The guy is a genius..and thank god he gets up every day and puts on his rock and roll, and writes.

But, when he comes out and attacks the tea party candidates in Maine and Florida, (see video) the ONLY candidates that do not belong to the millionaire Plutocracy called our Congress, you have to wonder...what drug is he on now?

As my mother's always said when someone says somthing really off- the-wall: Consider the source. So let's consider the source of Stephen King.

Since he was so bold some time ago, to say that everybody who can't read, joins the army...insinuating that the army is filled with ignorant people, I feel it's time to point out some very common- sense things about Stephen King.

Consider his source.

His father deserted his mother, Stephen' s older adopted brother, and himself, when he was two. He went out for a cigarette and never came back. Stephen found an old H.P. Lovecraft book that had belonged to his father in the attic and decided to become a writer.

You don't have to be a psychiatrist to go down that road. Being a genius, (and suffering from fatherless trauma) he got hooked on comic books, reading, and discovered he had talent for writing so he became an English teacher.

Teachers, no matter how brilliant they are: live in a dream bubble. University life is completely removed from the rest of money-making society. Add cocaine, marijuana, alcohol, heroin, LSD, opium (and that's just a few) and mix that cocktail to the "I know everything" because I'm a university professor, (not all are like this mind you...but here in's standard) and you start to see a real connection between Charlie Sheen, and Mr. King. Obviously, Stephen suffers from deep depressions and writing has been his lifeline to salvation.

In his book, "On Writing," Stephen admits he reads mostly fiction, which explains his complete ignorance on politics. Whatever political news he reads, he probably reads what he craves: which is the liberal sites.

Stephen a member of the elite, and it's a club he feels he deserves. And who are we to argue?

Besides, he is so busy writing six hours a day, (according to him) he has little time for reading, which is why he got hit by a car walking and reading at the same time.

Stephen is a democrat. These arguments he gives...supporting unions, and trashing the newly elected 'tea party' men, are almost funny coming from him, but in this, he is no original.

He wants to be taxed more. They only take 28%. But...if you say...Hey write a check King, whose stopping you?--- He then tells the crowd that he donates money..that the government doesn't take.

Well, that a good thing isn't it? If the government had it, his money would go to abort black babies, instead of building them libraries.

Stephen has a brain lapse somewhere between Carrie and the last valium he took.

He complains that his mother once went to a Republican government and asked for help. Instead of blaming his REAL father for his mother's hard life, he blames the state.

As for saying that military guys are "stupid," let's just say, those guys have seen REAL nightmares: dead bodies, buddies blowing up, scary things that Stephen King, would run and hide from and couldn't even handle. They live nightmares, and experience fear every day.

Stephen King only imagines it.

If you put Stephen King on the battlefield in Iraq or Afghanistan, he would be the first one off the field. And the statement was so stupid, those men could care less. They live in the real world...Stephen, does not.

No matter how rich Stephen King becomes, he will never see the world besides the painful one that he has invented in his mind. And since he can't seem to get over that intellectual hurdle called the 'truth' due to his bottomless pit of pain---.

Nobody feels sorry for him. (Go ahead, take that BOTH ways!)

Next time you get that extra tax money, Stephen, I think you should donate about a million copies of your books to those poor ignorant boys in the Armed Forces, free of charge. Help them escape reality.

You want them to learn how to read...don't you?


Sunday, March 13, 2011

Nobody Has a Democratic Black Caucus Witch Hunt

Nobody's Opinion:
The recent Congressional hearings being held by Peter King (R-Rep, NY) on radical Islam's influence in America, has been claimed to be a 'witch hunt' by the Black Congressional Caucus.
Nobody watched these hearings today, and the conclusion is as clear as the look on Shultz's face; forget the Muslims for at least a few minutes. Trust our FBI, they've been doing a pretty good job so far.

We need a bigger witch hunt on the dangerous Democratic Black Caucus politicians I witnessed at this hearing. I've decided to go over them one by one, so you can know, that WHEN we are attacked, as every single high official has told us we will be..I am personally going to blame each and every one of these people.

First off: There were two brave black men testifying today, trying to put forth the case from their own tragic personal experiences, that Muslims are here NOW, and they are recruiting our children. Especially ripe for the picking to becoming jihadists are the black men from single moms.

Melvin Bledsoe lost his son to the radicals. He said, when his son took down his Martin Luther King poster off the wall..he really didn't think much. But, when he took his beloved two dogs out to the woods, and they didn't come hit him. His son was recruited in Tennessee while at college, then trained in Yemen. He is now in jail.

Abdirizak Bihi, another 'black" man testified that his nephew was "brainwashed" and taught to give his life as a suicide bomber, which he did. He too, is trying to warn the world.

These men are brave souls, who have learned the hard way the dangers we face. And while every Republican at the hearing expressed dire concern, here is what your Black Democratic Caucus had to say:

Jackie Speier: (D.CA) (She's black, posing as a white Jackie Onassis) Jackie is from San Francisco, and like her buddy, Nancy Pelosi, she can get pretty nasty-- and she did. Why, there wasn't an expert among any of them, and why should she listen at all?! Her precious time was being wasted by even being there.

Hate to say it Jackie, but wear all the pearls you want, you will be one of the guilty when the nobodies look for who did not protect us. (Danger level: yellow because she values her pearls)

Yvette Clarke: (D.NY)Yes, that's her with the bright teeth. Yvette, god help us all, is a chairman on Homeland Security. She said she felt like she was watching Reality TV. She told us Jews and Christians were just as liable to attack us as Muslims. We are all suffering because of this dialogue, it's so racist.

Yvette got her seat due to her mother Uno (not to be confused with ONO) who had held the chair before her. She pushed for legislature to get names OFF the no-fly list. Remember that, if we are attacked by someone who wasn't on it thanks to Yvette, because it passed.

She also, said she had graduated from college, (but she hadn't) and when she was caught in the lie, she was asked to finally repay her student loans. (Dangerous level...high, due to her position on Homeland Security.)

Laura Richardson: (D. CA) (Half white, half black lady, who looks as if she just got back from Woodstock, meaning you can be any color to be on the Democratic Black Caucus) Laura was ---appalled that we were just talking about Muslims--- why there were so many hate groups we are ignoring.

I have to state here that every single one of these democrats wanted to talk about white supremacy groups, KKK, and such, but Melvin Bledsoe, said to them in so many words:-- Hey, this whole thing is about Muslim's, hope you get that congressional meeting on the KKK, good luck with that.

Laura deserve a bit of explaining. She has studied in Hong Kong and Beijing, and she co-wrote the same-sex marriage law that passed in San Francisco. She is also the lady who refuses to let Republicans talk in the house, and always looks for directions on what to say when she has the podium.

MS Richardson did not pay her moargates on her three houses, just so she'd have the money to run for office. She owed over $18,000 when she got elected. Her neighbors said she never mowed her lawn, or took out the garbage. She got a loan from a strip club. (Dangerous...due to her liberal/idealistic--- my black daddy left my white mummy and me, and now I'm out to save all the ugly and poor, minorities--- attitude.).

Danny Davis: You remember Danny---black progressive socialist? Louis Farrakhan's compadre? Danny was put in the Chicago seat of power by the AFL-CIO and ACORN. Blagojevich tried to arrange it that he got Obama's senate seat, but we know how that went. His remarks on the whole thing was, "You don't go hunting when there is no fish to catch." Which in Chicago language means..don't even go there, I have Mafia Redneck SoundBits.

BUT--- he loves America, and all men are created equal. (Danger: This man is out of the hemisphere)

Al Green: Besides the fact that it bothers him immensely that everyone thinks he IS a Muslim, this guy got stuck on the KKK. He is a New Orleans trial lawyer, son of a preacher, and like Obama, refuses to even acknowledged the subject at all. According to Al, the KKK will kill us all before any Muslim even gets out of Michigan. (Danger Will Rogers, High)

What the black caucus wants you to think , is all profiling is raciest, therefore, anyone who even claims it exists, is a racist. They will stick to that story, even if their own country goes down in a nuclear explosion, and say: Hey...we didn't see it coming? I'm black, and because I don't want you to profile me, you can't profile them.

It's what they all say, but this nobody is holding them to putting themselves before the nation.
Traitors the lot of them, and dangerous.

The truth is that Saudi Arabia has poured over 90 million dollars building Mosques and schools here in America, and it's not because they love our Western ways.

Sheila Jackson summed up the Black Caucus opinions on the subject when she said this:
"There is no redeeming factual information that any of us will receive today,"
she said. "It has already been tainted, this hearing. There is no loud sign of
reasoning coming out of this hearing."

With reasoning like that, it's clear to this nobody that we have to get these people out of office before they kill us all.

When a raciest group like the Democratic Black Caucus can doom America to such danger, just to protect their own racist agendas'--- only a political witch hunt of our own will save us. .

Vote them all out, or get them out any legal way possible,.and as Melvin would say:

Save the babies.