Globalizating the Gobers

Nobody Flashes Another Email---


Japan's recent disaster has left more than a few hundred people out of work here in America, (in the GM auto industry) because they depend on parts from Japan. Globalization has been sold to all of us by our elite rulers as the only way to go into the future. Having each country depend on each other so that no wars could ever be fought. That's the "globalists" story, and they're sticking to it.

Only time will tell if their big plans to morph the whole world into a one- world-no- borders GAIA...is successful, but so far, the results aren't looking so good. Obama was happy to announce that the United States was going to buy Brazil's oil. He is making lots of jobs for Brazil. I guess in return, he gets World Soccer and Summer Olympic front row tickets.

What's a nobody going to do? Starts with humor. I like this email...hope you do too.
(Thanks to J.R.)

Question: What it the truest definition of globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death. (my very 'special' person)

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed by an Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This was sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.

That my friend is globalization!