Saturday, March 12, 2011

What's More Important? Playing Golf, or Drilling for Oil?

Nobody Get Email on Saturday Night: Obama said just the other day: While the United States produces ONLY 2% of the oil production in the world, our nation consumes the most. He said it as if he was taking to a greedy, fat, child that he hates.

I got this email some time ago, but due to the light of recent events, the Middle East in riots, and the nuclear reactors melting from the earthquake in Japan, maybe Obama should make a call to the U.S. Department of the Interior, after he gets off the golf course. (I know, fat chance of that happening.) I have no idea if it's bogus, but, I tried checking it out and it appears to be true.

(Thanks to Mona)

U.S. Department of the Interior, U.S. Geological Survey
Office of Communication
119 National Center

About 6 months ago, the writer was watching a news program on oil and one of the Forbes Brothers was the guest. The host said to Forbes, "I am going to ask you a direct question and I would like a direct answer; how much oil does the U.S. have in the ground? " Forbes did not miss a beat, he said, "more than all the Middle East put together."

Please read below:

The U.S. Geological Service issued a report in April 2008 that only scientists and oil men knew was coming, but man was it big. It was a revised report (hadn't been updated since 1995) on how much oil was in this area of the western 2/3 of North Dakota, western South Dakota, and extreme eastern Montana...check this out:

The Bakken is the largest domestic oil discovery since Alaska's Prudhoe Bay, and has the potential to eliminate all American dependence on foreign oil. The Energy Information Administration (EIA) estimates it at 503 billion barrels. Even if just 10% of the oil is $107 a barrel, we're looking at a resource base worth more than $5...3 trillion.

"When I first briefed legislators on this, you could practically see their jaws hit the floor. They had no idea.." says Terry Johnson, the Montana Legislature's financial analyst.

"This sizable find is now the highest-producing onshore oil field found in the past 56 years," reports The Pittsburgh Post Gazette. It's a formation known as the Williston Basin, but it is more commonly referred to as the 'Bakken.' It stretches from Northern Montana, through North Dakota and into Canada.

For years, U.S. oil exploration has been considered a dead end. Even the 'Big Oil' companies gave up searching for major oil wells decades ago. However, a recent technological breakthrough has opened up the Bakken's massive reserves. and we now have access of up to 500 billion barrels. And because this is light, sweet oil, those billions of barrels will cost Americans just $16 per barrel! That's enough crude to fully fuel the American economy for 2041 years straight.

And if THAT didn't throw you on the floor, than this next on's from 2006.

U.S. Oil Discovery-Largest Reserve in the World: Stansberry Report Online-4/20/2006
Hidden beneath the surface of the Rocky Mountains lies the untapped oil reserve in all the world. It is more than 2 trillion barrels. On August 8, 2005, President Bush mandated it's extraction. In all these years of high oil prices, none of it has been extracted. With this mother-load of oil, why are we still fighting about off-shore drilling?

They reported this stunning news: We have more oil insides our borders, than all other proven reserves on earth. Here are the official estimates.
8 Times as much as Saudi Arabia.
18 times as much oil as Iraq
21 times as much oil as Kuwait
22 times as much oil as Iran
500 times as much oil as Yemen.
And it's all right here in the United States.

How can this be? How can we NOT be extracting this? Because the environmentalists and others have blocked all efforts to help America become independent of foreign oil. Again, we are letting a small group of people dictate our lives and our economy...WHY?

James Bartis, lead researcher with the study says we've got more oil in this very compact area than the entire Middle-East, more than 2 Trillion barrels untapped. That's more than all the proven oil reserves of crude oil in the world today, reports the Denver Post.

Pass this along. If you don't take a little time to do this, then you should stifle yourself the next time you complain about gas doing nothing, you forfeit your right to complain.


Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Hacking Mark Zuckerman

Dear Mark Zuckerman: Please, Hack the Patent Office and Help the Little Inventor
Nobody Cares I hope, that I am going to get off politics for one day and write about the movie, "The Social Network" since I just watched it today for the first time.
(That's me and my friend Pattie.)
The movie was fascinating from the point of ---is it right to "steal" an idea? I know something about this since I have gone throw the whole patenting process myself, and since Zuckerman actually, sort of..stole the Facebook "idea" and was TIME'S MAN OF THE YEAR, in 2010, what does that say about ethics in business?
That's basically what the movie was about. Did this genius kid, STEAL the idea from others that was not his to steal?
To set the question -- up short from the movie...this is the argument: Zuckerman gets dumped by his girlfriend, and in a huffy snit, goes back to his Harvard dorm and "hacks" into all the schools many files, which includes all the school pictures. His friend gives him an algoris.
Me--- I would have argued, his friend SHOULD have been at least half owner in the intellectual property, because Mark did not pay him as an outside contractor. in fact, his friend (Eduardo Saverin) financed him in the beginning..but he didn't have the idea, so he agrees to be the business partner in the company. And it grows from there.
Mark puts up a sort of contest on Harvard's line: He puts up two pictures and everyone has to say whether the person is HOT or NOT. He calls it FACEMASH.
You would never know that Mark's mother was a psychiatrist, because evidently she wasn't a very good one, having raised a kid with no cares as to who he hurts from his antics. For a genius, he was pretty stupid in human affairs, or you get the feeling, he really doesn't care. A narcissistic genius with the emotional IQ of a warthog. today's world of billionaires, good thing he was an "ambitious warthog" and didn't care whose feelings he hurt with the contest, because he upset so many people, that the Harvard computer system crashed, leaving him open to three other boys who come up with an idea to take the FACEBOOK (Yes, there was college Face book already) and make one for Harvard.
Mark, tells them yes, then goes home, and with his vast abilities as a software programmer, takes the idea and runs with it. He sends them email after say he's busy.
They sue him, his best friend who financed him in the beginning sues him...because the Napster guy comes in and with his street smarts and gets him Angel financers, without whom he could not have gotten as big.
In the end, everyone gets a big piece of the pie, which seemed pretty fair.
There is no doubt the guy deserves his fame. He had built a plug in for the MP3 player Winamp that would learn your music listening habits, then create a playlist to meet your taste. Microsoft and AOL were interested. And he was smart to ignore them.
This brings me to an important point:
Zuckerman was from Harvard. Bill Gates, went to Harvard. Had these guys been at any other place, this movie might not have been made. As the movie points out, it's who you know, and even Zuckerman knew that as the first scene points out.
Up to now our patent system has protected all the individual inventors that don't go to Harvard. That 's about to end if we don't act.
The Senate is about to vote on No. S. 23.

The so-called “Patent Reform Act of 2011” will destroy our patent system by
setting up a system that disadvantages small inventors in favor of large
corporations, makes it easier to infringe patents, easier to challenge patent
rights in administrative proceedings and in the courts, and makes it more
expensive for inventors to defend their patents.

Zuckerman, with the help of the Napster, got his own venture capitalists, like Bill Gates. But not everyone goes to Harvard. So many of our greatest minds are about to be put out in the pasture.
It's already difficult to get an invention patented. If this passes, you might as well not even try...unless of course, you go to Harvard and can hack into the patent office. (Mark?)
The multinational companies are out to make sure, you either work for them, or you don't.
FACEBOOK, was made movie of the Year, and Zuckerman was made Man of the Year, because our government is using FACEBOOK as the new media to cause revolutions all over the world.
Kind of ironic. Freedom in Cairo, made by a Jew.
Jesse Eisenburg did a great job playing Zuckerman. He doesn't have a FACEBOOK page because he said he doesn't want to post trivial stuff abut himself.
But Zuckerman, is helping his not so good image, with what else? A brand new puppy.
He's just upped his IQ by ten.
Call your senators and tell them to vote NO on the Patent Reform Act of 2011. It's more important than you know.


Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Nobody's Perfect: The Charlie Sheen Interview: No. 1303

Nobody's Perfect: Lance Mckenzie Interviews Charlie Sheen

You have seen all the interviews on every network, with the perfect Charlie Sheen, but you haven't seen this one: Inmate Lance Mckenzie interviews Charlie from the Yamhill County Jail:


Lance: Hey Charlie, you're a big hit here man...all the inmates love ya, bro.

Charlie: I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front Lance, thanks.

Lance: So, the guys here want to know if your show, "Two and a Half men" is about two guys and a dwarf...they don't let us watch it here.

Charlie: I'm proud of what I created. Why wouldn't I be? I exposed people to magic. I expose them to something that they otherwise would not see in their boring normal lives. And I gave that to them! That sucks man, that they won't let you watch the Tiger Warlock in action man...really.

Lance: Yeah, it's pretty boring here. Sometimes it's so boring you just want to die, know what I mean? Hey Charlie, can you send me some of your magic any cobics? Maharishi? Chocolate chips?

Charlie: Dying is for fools. Amateurs.

Lance: Well, I miss my drugs think you could score me some?

Charlie: I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear. GO! I'm different, I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.

Lance: Wow...tiger blood, I had some of that stuff once...I had a hard time walking.

Charlie: Shutup! Hey, I'm clean. I can't help you out there Lance. I am on a drug, it's called 'Charlie Sheen.' It's not available cause if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off, and children will weep over your exploded body.

Lance: Wow man...that doesn't sound too good. Haven't you got anything else? Purple Haze? I wanna know what I mean?

Charlie: Yeah, I mean what's not to love about me Lance? Especially when you see how I party. Man it was epic. That run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of 'em just look like droopy-eyed aimless children.

Lance: I once had some stuff with another Charlie ..he was real strange man. He kept talking in crazy rants, kept saying things like "Helter Skelter." over and over again. Did you ever party with Charlie, Charlie?

Charlie: DUH! Yeah, probably... I think that's where I first heard, "I've got poetry at my fingertip." Charlie used to say that. I'm still alive, which is pretty cool. I got rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber. But I'm dealing with fools and trolls, out here Lance. I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear.

Lance: That's not good man.

Charlie: Hey Lance, It's been a tsunami. And I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard.

Lance: Well hell, man, why don't you hook me up with some of that Charlie Sheen stuff?

Charlie: I can't man., you borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like "Dude, can't handle it! Unplug this bastard!" fires in a way that is perhaps not from this terrestrial realm.

Lance; I could use some new underwear-- Charlie, in fact, you could send me know what I mean? Score some of that terrestrial realm stuff for me bro. Just fold it over.

Charlie: Score, like in win? We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view."

Lance: Charlie, you're a real lumberjack, you know?

Charlie: Thanks bro. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out, they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain. People who aren't special. People who don't' have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. You must be special Lance.

Lance: Yeah, I love ya man. After I saw that cool tatoo you got, I went out and got one too.

Charlie: Shut up! What's it say?

Lance: Lick me

Charlie: That's cool man. Shut up! You know why I can say that? Because I've a 10,000 year old brain and the boogers of a 7-year- old. I've got poetry at my fingertips. Lick me. Love it.
Hey, gotta go goddess' are WINNING!

Lance..Okay...keep on winning bro! Bye.

Lance gets out in sixty days, in case there are any lumberjacks out there who might want to catch up with him. Lance wins the Nobody's Perfect contest for this week, because Charlie Sheen, as the whole world now perfect. .....DUH.

(Nobody Makes this stuff up, and all in good fun!)


Monday, March 07, 2011

Nobody Wins When Harvard Babies are Hatched.

Nobody Wins:

Mitt Romney is learning how to be a politician, something he lacked in the last election.

He implemented Obama care in Massachusetts before Obama did. For man who knew he was going to run for President again, that was remarkable stupid.

Here's some of the statements he is coming up with lately:

"We were one of the laboratories of democracy. Our experiment wasn’t
perfect—some things worked, some didn’t, and some things I’d change. One thing I would never do is to usurp the constitutional power of states with a
one-size-fits-all federal takeover. "

"I would repeal Obamacare, if I were ever in a position to do so. (My
emphasis: There's the KEY politician's get out of my promises card.) My
experience has taught me that states are where healthcare programs for the
uninsured should be crafted, just as the Constitution provides. Obamacare is bad
law, bad policy, and it is bad for America’s families."

"The right answer is to believe in America—to believe in freedom, free
enterprise, capitalism, limited government, federalism—and to believe in the
constitution, as it was written and intended by the founders."

To which this nobody says: You didn't know that two years ago Mitt, and HOW old are you? How in the world can we believe that you even have an IQ of an Abalone in heat?

Wait...this is just politics.

Who in their right minds would trust a guy who uses American people as guinea pigs in a laboratory? That's how they look at us. As rats to experiment with.

They must have programs at Harvard designed just for that. They use to call it social studies, now it's social engineering, Harvard 103.

The fact is: Romney is very much a part of the Harvard rich elite, where almost all of our Presidents come out of. So, if it's really true that the Yale/Harvard rich are running the country, than no matter what we do, Mitt will be the next President.

UNLESS..there is an attack, and Jeb Bush runs.

(Don't be so pessimistic Joyanna--- Okay I have dyspepsia tonight, I'll admit it. All that butter.)
Mitt Romney wants to be President, he's willing to spend his entire fortune, and he's got the Bushes behind him. But, like the Bushes, Mitt just cannot stop being a big Rhino. The fact that he spent millions of his own money last time to be President, and this time is going to cost him a lot more...makes you wonder...why?

His father was the head of American Motors, and Mitt was named after the owner of Marriott, who was his father's best friend. This guy has a plutonian spoon in his mouth, a Harvard faculty hooked to his nose, and the road to further globalization is his destiny.

Nobody is saying he is not a nice man, it's just that "We the little people" have been forgotten with the Harvard babies. Daddy Bush, Clinton, George W, Obama...all come from the Harvard Presidential incubator. One more is not going to help.

Mitt's failed plans of Universal Health Care cost the good Massachusetts people a bundle. So, I figure--- save the money for your Presidential run, Mr. Romney. Pay back the poor people you swindled with your Health Care Program...and THEN run for President.

Michael watching.


Nobody Cares About Hollywood

Nobody Cares about what Hollywood thinks anymore...but right now they seem to be losing patience with the great man they all got out of their private jets and limousines for. It was hard work, and they somehow managed it. Obama didn't stop the wars, he didn't close Guantanamo, and he has yet to throw a big White House shindig for the "other" Hollywood that worked so hard to get him elected. Stevie Wonder is hogging all the best parties.
I suggest dreadlocks, they looked real good on Joe Biden.
So, what do you do when you don't get payback? You complain along with the rest of us!
Matt Damon complained that Obama doesn't even say the word 'poverty.' Wait till he finds out that the word "terrorist" has been banned too.
What? You mean Matt Damon is NOT Jason Bourne?
Matt said he stopped believing in the "audacity," which makes no sense because that's actually Obama's best feature....his audacity to continually do what he wants, despite the law.
Barbara Streisand must have more pull than Matt, because she complained to Larry King that Obama had not used his executive powers to get rid of "Don't ask, don't tell." And...right away, Obama took care of it. Babs had to leave the country to get him to know she was serious. She didn't want to be around in the elections due to the 'bloodbath.'
Funny, Obama also left the country during the 2010 "bloodbath." Maybe they secretly met up and he gave in to her immense powers. ( did NOT go there.)
Spike Lee was upset about how he handled the Gulf Oil Spill. The audacity.
Angelina Jolie got mad at him for letting over 300,000 people be murdered in Darfur.
George Clooney had to actually stick up for George W. Bush's work on aids.
It's getting bad.
And Robert Redford told MSNBC that the voters sent Obama to Washington to be a bold and visionary leader. “We don't need a disaster-manager,” the actor said. “We need a leader.”
Mr. Redford was expecting him to ban all cars, and most of the people...he was sorely let down.
This brings me to my own little quirk that has been bothering me for quite some time that has nothing to do with politics: humor me.
I could swear, after watching almost all of Robert Redford's movies and Brad Pitt's movies, that Brad Pitt is Robert Redford's kid. I mean, next time you see Really, the resemblance is creepy.
Why do I say this? Because Redford, some time ago, used to hang around the Ozarks in Missouri. Robert used to come and give talks at this exclusive hotel in the Ozarks , promoting his environmental issuers. I worked at that hotel, and there WERE rumors...the he had a girlfriend not far away and that's why he was always there.
Brad Pitt is from Springfield, Missouri. According to Wiki-Leaks (I mean, Wikipedia ) he has a mom, Jane Etta, and a dad...named William Alvin Pitts.
I'd like to see a picture of his real dad.
Remember, his first real big movie was, "A River Runs through it " with...guess who? Robert Redford. Lots of good looking guys go to Hollywood to make it big. Not many score such a big movie in such short time. And only one in a million look like Robert Redford's son.
I can't believe I have to do The National Enquirer's work for them.
Hey, we'll never know Hollywood's secrets, but if they are going to keep picking these losers for Presidents, there is no reason we, ( can't have fun speculating, right?
So, hey Brad...where's the birth-DNA- tested certificate?
We could always use another Jeremiah Johnson.
(Nobody made this up for fun. )
P.S. Notice that nowhere in this essay did I put Obama's name in color, to prove that tea party people are NOT racists.
Whew! This was my last post for the omniscient , incomparably brilliant parodist, Doug Powers. I just wanted to say, that Mr. Powers is not only the best wit around, he is a real patriot, a kind soul, and a wonderful mentor, who keeps encouraging me to be myself, despite the obvious danger he put himself into, when asking me to "babysit' his blog.
That took...true courage. Thank you Mr. was an honor.
And as Rick would say in signboard style: WE HAVE MISSED YOU DOUG...WELCOME HOME!
Nobody will always remembers Doug's readers: ---You guys and gals are the best. Thanks for putting up with all my silly pictures!
Now...turn right here: Joyanna Adams...signing off: visit me at
I need all the nobody's opinions I can get!


Sunday, March 06, 2011

No SteaK No lobster? How About Charlie Sheen?

Nobody's Opinion: Last week, I saw this baby and her parents on our local news program. (go to to see) A nicer couple you could not even imagine, and so it's no wonder that baby is so full of laughter.

What was more important than the baby is...the father couldn't find a job. He was a professor of American History, and that paper that the baby is tearing up in this video, is the father's rejection letters. It a sad comment on the way America is being forced to change, and how our universities are dominated by the liberal plans to globalize the world, and downsize America, and American History is being dumped for international studies.

I don't know about you, but I'm not doing well with these changes. Tonight for instance, the family had planned to meet at Red Lobster for the Lobster Fest. I had been staring at the commercial all week.

Okay, I had been walking around saying, "I can't WAIT...lobster!" I was dreaming of melted butter, and how I was envisioning myself savoring the butter for at least a culinary heaven. Michael Moore could not have beaten me to the plate, that how excited I was. The reason I get so giddy is because, like many Americans, if I get Lobster once year, I feel lucky.

So, we pull up to the biggest Red Lobster around, and it's Sunday, and it's closed. Out of business.

You've got to be kidding. What? Did BP not come through with the check?

Picture it: it's the side of a major highway, fifteen other restaurants are around it,'s closed. On a Sunday.

Like all good sensible and hungry Americans, we went next door to a Pasta House...where they were ....out of all steaks, and a lot of other stuff.

Out of steak.

A restaurant, in a high-earning area, off a major highway..o n a Sunday...out of meat.

That was a first for me. We all got pasta, what else?

The conversation was of course, Charlie Sheen. Everyone was laughing at "Adonis" and "Winner" and how bad you must be when even your porn star leaves you..and then my brother said something I could not believe.

"Face it, Americans are all too spoiled."

Excuse me? I maybe get lobster once a year...and I'm spoiled? Maybe I took it wrong, but he said it like we need to downsize.

Hey, you don't' start family arguments in a restaurants with a brother who you only see once in a blue moon. The subject went back to Charlie Sheen, which is my point.

The changes coming to America, have been slow...and easy to ignore. I was concerned when the major malls fell into the weeds. But to have the local restaurants running out of food...?
And that's why I'm posting this lovable babies laugh. We still have our families. Right?

I know in my heart that this man is going to find a job. God gave him the most lovable baby, who because a star on YOUTUBE, and therefore, in a roundabout way...this man will get his gift.

It's corney but true. When times are bad, family is your shelter.

And I plan to spoil myself with them as long as possible. Pass the butter.


When IS the Rule of Law Important...if not now?

Nobody's Opinion: A government of Law and not of men....John Adams

Nobody believes in the rule of law. Our founders knew it was important for our President to be a citizen. It's a no brainer. And this coming election, it's going to be a big problem with Obama.

The media is going to completely ignore it, or try not report it. CNN will not even mention it, Fox will act like it's not even their time, but we nobodies must insist on the rule of law. Some states are already on it, thank goodness.

Without law, we have tyranny. It's that simple. And Obama not only has not provided a reliable certificate of birth, he won't even release any other of his records.

The fact that he even got into the race tells you how broken our government is. We have to keep him for obvious reasons till the election, but he shouldn't even be allowed to run again. Not if we go by the "rule of law."

If we were a country ruled by law, not men, he would be prosecuted for fraud.

I won't go into dept and analysis here on the birther problem, except to say that 58% of us are astonished that Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck, Mike Huckabee, and Chris Matthews (Notice how these conservatives are in complete agreement with the pumpkin head, Chris Tinkle?) either have lost all common sense or are protecting something. I swear, bring up Obama's birth certificate and they all act like Palin's mamma grizzly bears. They resort to acting like the liberals they interview all the time. They resort to name calling anyone who dare ask a simple question.

Ann Coulter called us (Nobody is a birther-- can't help myself) a bunch of cranks. Bill O'Reilly calls us just plain nuts. And Glenn Beck---he's the worst of all. To him, asking the question, "Where's the birth certificate?" is an act of treason.

Yes, Glenn Beck, who touts the founders every chance he gets on his show, is seething in his satire against the "birthers."

Nobody wishes James Madison could be downloaded and put on your show Glenn, because he would tell you just how important it is that no foreigner become the head of our country. They could destroy the country, and our Constitution.

Barak Hussein Obama, a man who is ashamed of this country, and lies at every chance, is doing just that. But...something tells me you already know that.

The birthers aren't gong "ballistic" or calling Ann Coulter, or Glenn Beck names back. So, why are these FOX NEWS people losing their pantyhose?

Lou Dobbs has it right...Just show it Obama.

He can't. In fact, he has spent millions trying NOT to.

Joseph Farah, the editor of WorldNetDaily, along with his researchers and writers, has done the best research in the business on this subject, and it would take too long for me to blog all the facts, but WorldNet Daily, has them if you want the facts.

Rush Limbaugh is on our side: "Barack Obama has yet to prove he's a citizen. All he'd have to do is show a birth certificate."

So why? Why are the biggest conservative FOX pundits, usually a bastion of common sense, going completely wacko on this subject?

Business does not do well in chaos. They need stability.

This nobody believes they think they are protecting the Office of the Presidency, and maybe even keeping the country from exploding. If they admitted that Obama is a fake, they are afraid of the problems and outrage it would cause. Glenn Beck's job, if it has been nothing else every single day...has been to keep us all from rioting.

They do not want chaos...plain and simple.

But, to treat the citizens of the United States like simple children, who would riot if they knew the truth, is an insult in itself.

Bill O'Reilly thinks that the Office of the Presidency is some kind of golden throne, to be protected at all cost. Bill, has the last President's past advisor on his show regularly.

The King's and government in bed, affecting and telling us all what to do.

Not good. We fought a revolution to stop just that kind of tyranny.

So, lighten up Bill. Give us a break, Beck. Go comb your hair, Ann. Have a little bit more faith in the American people, or...we will start thinking you guys are just puppets of a one party, ping-pong system of elites.

If you keep protecting Obama, ignoring the rule of law, and he is voted in for a second term, you might find yourself replaced by Al-Jezeera, who according to Hillary Clinton, reports the REAL news.


Michael Moore: The Million Dollar Man To the Rescue

Nobody Reports: Michael Moore was out in Wisconsin yesterday, demanding that all the rich who are hoarding our money hand it over. And because he is one of the rich, he said he was going to take all his money and make it into a bunch of million dollar men, made up of hundred dollar bills, to be handed out to all the teachers unions in Wisconsin.

Actually, he didn't say that, I did, which is why Michael Moore complaining that the rich don't pay their full share is such a joke.

This is what he DID say on his blog, and how Nobody answered.

Michael: I have nothing more than a high school degree. But back when I was in school, every student had to take one semester of economics in order to graduate. And here's what I learned: Money doesn't grow on trees. It grows when we make things. It grows when we have good jobs with good wages that we use to buy the things we need and thus create more jobs.

Nobody: It doesn't? Don't tell that to the woman who knew when Obama was elected she would not ever have to pay for rent, or gas for her car ever again. To many people, it comes in the mail for free. So do food stamps. Michael economics 101..Okay...keep going Michael.

Michael: It grows when we provide an outstanding educational system that then grows a new generation of inventers, entrepreneurs, artists, scientists and thinkers who come up with the next great idea for the planet. And that new idea creates new jobs and that creates revenue for the state.

Nobody: America spends more money per student on education than any other country in the world, Michael, and yet, we do not have an outstanding educational system. In parts of Wisconsin, half the kids don't even graduate high school. And why is that Michael? The unions. By the way, who was your high school economics teacher? Was his name Karl?

Michael: But if those who have the most money don't pay their fair share of taxes, the state can't function. Just 400 Americans have more wealth than half of all Americans combined wages,

Nobody: Well hey--I agree with that! Sixty percent of the people pay no taxes at all. Let's get them to start forking over. And guess what? Even if you took all the money from all 400 rich people, (who I agree, some should be in jail) you would not even make a dent in the deficit. Go back to the chalkboard, cupcake.

Michael: The schools can't produce the best and the brightest who will go on to create those jobs.

Nobody: Has it ever occurred to you to go back to your first lessons of economics and privatized the schools? Get all that union money and big brother out of it? No, I can see you're not feeling well.

Michael: If the wealthy get to keep most of their money, we have seen what they will do with it: recklessly gamble it on crazy Wall Street schemes and crash our economy. The crash they created cost us millions of jobs. That too caused a reduction in revenue. And the population ended up suffering because they reduced their taxes,(Nobody says..huh? Where?) reduced our jobs and took wealth out of the system, removing it from circulation.

Nobody: Michael, one of the reasons you are a multimillionaire is because you have stock in all those great big companies you hate. What happened? Did you lose some money in the stock market? Or is this all about your next movie; "Bloviating Socialism in Wisconsin" ?

Michael: They have bought and paid for hundreds of politicians across the country to do their bidding for them. But just in case that doesn't work, they've got their gated communities, and the luxury jet is always fully fueled, the engines running, waiting for that day they hope never comes.

Nobody: Well, here's the catch. Michael has a point on this. Our big corporations, banks, and politicians, are not separate anymore. Everyone knows it, and Michael is using the pain people are felling right now to guide us all into a communist state. He blames the rich, instead of where the blame should be put: corruption in our government.

Sadly, Michael Moore is the prime example of why our educational system has to be overhauled completely. Look what it did to him.

As our founders reminded us: only an educated people can hold on to a Republic, and it's up to us to keep fighting the unions.

Now, somebody give that man a wheelchair before he has a heart attack.