Sometimes, All it Takes is a Pun

Dear Readers:

Nobody's E-Mail: It's Saturday night, and I've been pretty down lately.

So, when I opened up an e-mail tonight from the most elegant and intelligent Mr. Earl Jent...well, I needed a good laugh, and his e-mails never fail to deliver those moments.

Thanks Earl...

Earl has a simply wonderful blog that you can find here...he always has the best writers and mixes it up with his own special interests...give it a visit...you will go back again and again.

Anyway...there were many more pictures in this joke, but it was these two pictures seen above, of the BLOB fish, and the spider mole, that reminded me of the left-wing moron the most.

If only the left-wing moron would evolve into a blob fish, the world would be better off.

Yeah, I'm in a funk...please bear with me. If it gets too bad, I promise, I'll take off awhile.

In the meantime, stay opinionated and remember, swine on!

Joyanna

Are We Laws? Or... Are We Men?

Nobody Wins: Michael Bloomberg, the man who ignored the people’s law, by ignoring term limits, making himself King of New York with not so much as a “wait a minute, you can’t do that,” was on Charlie Rose with his personal Gestapo talking about what New Yorkers are going to be demanded to do in his upcoming dictatorial terms of “energy” programs---for the cause of saving the planet.

New York is becoming New Bangkok.

And Czar Obama continues to amaze us all---taking over banks, companies, prime time networks---swiftly putting the United States on the road to total fascism, all the while laughing at the people’s tea bag protests.

Bill Clinton, threatened us with one finger, while signing NAFTA with his other hand. Meantime, he gave North Korea the knowledge and the plutonium to make nuclear bombs…because well, they said they wouldn’t test missiles and he trusted them.

President Bush, scolded brave patriots protecting our southern border with nasty names, calling them, “vigilantes.”

All these men are from the boardrooms of the elite power structure of the Eastern Seaboard.

And yet, most of us think we might not even be in this mess if President George Bush and his Republican Party had not lined up John McCain to fail, JUST so his brother could stage a come-back and save us all as another Bush President.

Why else would he throw us to a "progressive" communist?

Already, millionaire Jeb Bush is starting a “grass” roots movement with billionaire Mitt Romney in order to “take back” the country.

It was this news today that made me feel like I had just eaten a rotten banana before I slipped on its peel.

Anyone pass the age of reason, knows that we are ruled by an oligarchy, who think of the United States’ citizens as just pawns to be moved around in order to secure their own power. Like all other nations, we seem to be on the road to oblivion. The more they can keep us fearful, and stupid, and politically correct, the more they (both parties) can get by with their crimes.

Still, (sigh) this is nothing new. In fact, John Adams predicted it so long ago.

Here’s what John Adams said in his “Defense of the Constitution” about a corrupt “one assembly” system gone wild: which may I say so abruptly, is what we have.

Remember, as you read John’s thoughts, to really think of what’s been happening in our lifetime.

The underlined words are mine, not John’s.

“The question then will be, whether this aristocracy in the house will unite or divide? And it is too obvious, that destruction to freedom must be the consequence equally of their union or of their division. If they unite generally in all things, as much as they certainly will in respecting each other’s wealth, birth, and parts, and conduct themselves with prudence, they will strengthen themselves by insensible degrees, by playing into each other’s hands more wealth and popularity, until they become able to govern elections as they please, and rule the people at discretion. An independent member will be their aversion; all their artifices will be employed to destroy his popularity among his constituents, and bring in a disciple of their own in his place.

But if they divide, each party will, in a course of time, have the whole house, and consequently the whole state, divided into two factions, which will struggle in words, in writing, and at last in arms, until Caesar or Pompey must be emperor, and entail an endless line of tyrants on the nation.

But long before this catastrophe, and indeed through every scene of the drama, the laws, instead of being permanent, and affording constant protection to the lives, liberties, and properties of the citizens, will be alternately the sport of contending factions, and the mere vibrations of a pendulum. From the beginning to the end it will be a government of men, now of one set, and then of another, but never a government of laws.”

Can one actually fight the richest bunch of Harvard elitists that plan to keep their families in power till the end of time?

Do any of them deserve to rule?

Mr. Adams and our founders knew this would happen---they warned us.

We are…a nation of men, not of laws, and tyranny is galloping in fast on a black horse.

So, what are we going to do about it?

One word: fight!

The Ripple Effects of Pandemics

Nobody Cares: Since the World Health Organization and Joe Biden have warned EVERYONE to just stay out of crowds and don't travel anywhere where they can breathe in the deadly virus...the effects are being felt beyond the human sphere.

We see here the shocked look of Bascal and his family right after they were told the dismal news. Just where they are going to place the children is going to be a concern.

And finding out that since no one will be flying anywhere, the tourists and all their candy bars will be missing.

Food stamps are not an option.

So I ask you...is all this fear mongering really necessary?

Obama...strikes again. Well, okay---so he got Joe to do it to clear himself of all blame.

Somewhere this weekend, my son and his buddies are drinking fruity drinks with umbrella's and getting drunk because they had to cancel their yearly Cancun vacation.

Meantime, they will all probably get sick from the same waitress.

All Obama roads lead to nowhere.

(cough, cough,...cough cough)

GIve Him a Tiara

Nobody Knows: Just how really sick and tired I am of writing about Obama and his persistent sky-pilot neurosis of trying to get the American people to like him after he is smashing our country into the ground. Never mind that he is having the help of just about everyone in the rest of Congress...the Air Force One stunt was just about the last nail in the hammer of...how much more stupid can you get?

And I SHOULD be in Arnold, Missouri today, joining my local protesters, but I've actually witness the great train of cars and entourages of Presidents and how many guns they carry, and how they will threaten to shoot you if you even step off the sidewalk, to take a picture. (I'm not joking about that.)

No thanks.

So, here's a noteworthy subject that didn't even make the news today because right now at the top of the news is the noteworthy piece about a Mexican child who made it into Houston only to die of Swine Flu. This subject is even ahead of American Idol's Gay Elvis, not exactly an easy subject to top.

This is putting a lot of "Oh my God" fuel into all the conspiracy people who wonder why Mexicans are dying and not Americans? Mmmmmmm

So, let's think about what we would or would not do.

This is Riwin Jirapoi Sek's...dog. He took all his mom's old jewelry and made her a very pretty tiara, because her hair has a tendency to get in her eyes, he says. It's worth $4.35 million.

If I were Paris Hilton, I'd invite this guy for a ride in her car, and bark.

And here's the questions: Would you or would you not, make a tiara for you dog worth over $4.35 million? And would you, or would you not, go to Arnold, Missouri just to say you were there standing outside Fox High School in Arnold, Missouri, when Obama made his case of how marvelous things have been in his first 100 days of office?

I will leave this for you to ponder. Personally, between the two, I'd pick the first option.

And in the end, the real question I have is: why did Bill Clinton AND Barack Obama choose to speak at Fox High School in Arnold, Missouri...a town with only 20,000 people?

Nobody Knows, but if you go by the news, they are in the middle of meth lab country.

Wait..you didn't know that? One thing that is certain. There is no swine flu there...yet.

Say Cheese!

Nobody’s Perfect: Even though it was not the wicked witch of the West flying with her evil monkeys over the heads of Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz…it wasn’t far off.

Okay, so you didn’t care about the sheer fear and terror you would install in thousands of New Yorkers when you flew you’re gigantic Air Force One, being chased by F=16's jets, over the exact same spot where the twin towers had once existed.

What...you had no idea where your plane was? Where were you, Mr. President, at the time?

So you needed some really cool pictures to show that a black man now has the highest and most powerful position in the world…and it just felt good to say to the pilot…”Hey, let’s get a good picture with us flying over New York.”

How would YOU know that hundreds of people would pile out of building in sheer terror…after all, it wasn’t on the teleprompter.

Hey---we know you’re not perfect. Sometimes you just feel like being sixteen again, right?

So, here’s a suggestion. Next time you want a cool photo-op, go over to China and fly over the wall. It would make the perfect picture…and very fitting for the first elected black President, who is having trouble knowing exactly how to act like a proper President of the United States should.

And while you're there, get out and have a walk around. Leave your plane here.

Okay, so no one is saying if the President was on his plane at the moment or not, but...how did AIR FORCE ONE get through the skyline of New York if he wasn't on it? Do you actually think they'd admit he was so arrogant as to do such a stunt?

All you have to do is find a fall guy. Obama says he was "furious"...well so are the American people.

Just another "first" for an American President.

The REAL Swine Already Have the Flu..

Nobody’s Opinion: So…you’re not feeling too well? Got a fever? Maybe the sniffles?

Did you catch the fact that we are now under a US Public Health Emergency Swine Flu Alert even though, out of over 400 million people here in the United States, not one person has died of it?

Can you believe your own eyes and ears?

Over the weekend we had a monkey-house full of politicians, administrators, and Homeland Security pretenders, standing on podiums (almost too excited in my opinion) and telling us that finally, an epidemic of flu has arrived.

Remember when President Bush would talk about the SCARS scare and how we all needed to be aware that somewhere in Alaska, a few people were reported to have come down with it? Then it was the bird flu. Or how about that West Nile Virus that was going to kill us all?

Even on the conservative blogs, and FOX News, the epidemic swine flu is treated as seriously as if we will be attacked by a nuclear weapon.

We don’t have one chicken little-ing us; oh noooooo…we have a whole slew of squawking swine flu birds calling for us all to WATCH OUT. You might just die! Your ever caring and watchful government will now have to tell you what to do and where you can go to be safe, and we can get in a few rounds of golf while we’re telling you.

Okay, what ARE they playing at? Are they (a.) trying to get our minds off the Middle East? (b) getting us ready for a bio-attack, or (c) creating a problem so that they can come in with the solution, creating a convenient mechanism to put more draconian laws of tyranny into just a few global hands? The President has the power to throw out our Constitution in an emergency, so that in itself is scary.

Mexico already has troops prohibiting the “gatherings” of large crowds.

First, we had “global warming is destroying the planet”…we will all die. Then we had “if we don’t bail out the banks” we will all die. Now it’s “if we don’t control the population, we could all die.”

What’s next?

All messages say the same things: We want you all to stay home, and let us continue ahead with our universal health care and mandatory cap and trade energy policies in order to bleed you of even more money, because, frankly, we need to continue our globalization plans. Because…well darn it, you are just not giving in. In fact, you’re holding tea parties, and we knew this was coming, but somehow we just have to get you to give it up. And the fastest way to do this is through good old fashioned fear. Be afraid. Oh, and stay green while you’re at it.

I never thought that in my lifetime I would see such a full-fledged propaganda fear program aimed at controlling people into quietly accepting high taxations for Universal Health Care system along with mandatory restructuring of our whole lives, depriving us of life, property, and the pursuit of happiness.

Never.

One school closes in New York City, and the world health organization is busy drawing up plans.

Now, we have one crisis after another: “If we don’t bail out these banks and companies, millions will die. If we don’t bail our failed medical system, millions will die.”

What’s next? If we “don’t stop rationing our water, millions will die?”

Hey, millions will die anyway.

Catching the flu is a yearly nuisance around my neighborhood, and most of us survive if we can stay out of the hospital. More people have died from food poisoning, but they didn’t call it a national emergency did they?

And close the borders to keep the Mexican virus from spreading …NEVER!

The military is controlling the people in Mexico…

So, when will we see the “military” on our streets in the guise of “quarantine?” How about the Fourth of July? You can’t go to a tea party if large gathering are outlawed due to public health now can you?

When are we going to wake up?

One thing is for sure, if we were in any danger at all, the government would be the last entity on this earth to protect you from anything, and the last one to admit that it is as bad as it really looks to you or me.

They fly around in their huge jets, and shake hands with millions. They’re not scared, why should we be?

So, here’s an updated American RED ALERT: The only epidemic we need be fearful of is those spreading the swine flu of tyranny from the top---it’s a sure killer.