Saturday, April 25, 2009

Nobody Flashes Navy Hero

Nobody Reports: This was not the funniest e-mail I got this week, I got so many good ones... but this one won as the "nobody" pick favorite e-mail on Saturday night, because I thought you should know.

We Need to remember the REAL hero's.

All over the world tonight, there are Americans soldiers having to put up with a higher sense of danger due to the nonsense of Nancy Pelosi and our current President and his policies of weenie wussies acting like p..idiots... (sorry) We must always remind ourselves and never lose sight of those that do such a great job...for us.

And they may not know it, but there are plenty of liberals who also see the madness in their actions...don't kid yourself. They ARE out there, they just don't want you to think they are.
My "liberal" friend sent me, once again, a report that NO one in our vast universe of media reported.

The funeral of Mike Monsoor.

At least I didn't see it.

JR...says..."The photos didn't get through to me so I obviously couldn't forward them on to you but the words still create vivid images in your mind."-jR



Navy Petty Officer Mike Monsoor

PO2 (EOD2) (Explosive Ordnance Disposal)

Mike Monsoor, a Navy EOD Technician, was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor
posthumously for jumping on a grenade in Iraq, giving his life to save his fellow Seals.
(Notice: Mike was not a Navy SEAL, he was EOD. He gave his life to save a group of Navy SEALS.)

During Mike Monsoor's funeral in San Diego, as his coffin was being moved from the hearse
to the grave site at Ft. Rosecrans National Cemetery, SEAL's were lined up on both sides
of the pallbearers route forming a column of two's, with the coffin moving up the center. As Mike's coffin passed, each SEAL, having removed his gold Trident from his uniform, slapped it down embedding the Trident in the wooden coffin.

The slaps were audible from across the cemetery; by the time the coffin arrived grave side, it looked as though it had a gold inlay from all the Tridents pinned to it. This was a fitting send-off for a warrior hero...

This should be front-page news instead of the crap we see every day..Since the media won't make this news, I choose to make it news by forwarding it .

I am very proud of our military. If you are proud too, please pass this on. If not then rest assured that these fine men and women of our military will continue to serve and protect.

God Bless our Troops And thanks to all the families that love and support them!

Yes. Thanks JR, for that reminder. See everybody on Monday!


Friday, April 24, 2009

What We Need is a New Hat!

Nobody Flashes: Not many people know that I have three patents...and also that I am one of the 98% of the people in the United States whose patents never made a dime...but no matter!
Somewhere, I'm in the Who's Who's of inventors! But, don't ask me why...I did not fall for that "Have YOUR patent put in a brand new frame to show off in your office for only 59.99!" gimmick. I just photocopied mine and put them up in 2 dollar frames like any other cheap gal!
Having said that, I admire any improvement over most I suggest that all the women Brigadier generals in the future get this really cool new updated version of the old Davy Crockett hat.
If you took off the facial thing, and put a nice military strap on it...a female general would look VERY intimidating when and IF she had to go in front of Congress. I dare say, they would think twice before messing with her.
I had a Davy Crockett hat as a kid.... and I had my toy gun, and I must tell you, I won every neighborhood fake gun battle against my brother...until of course, he grew up and got a BB gun.
The creep.
That hat made me.
Come on...wouldn't Brigadier Genreal...woops...I mean Colonial Janis Karpinski look simply marvelous in this hat?
I plan to get one to wear to the next tea party.
Hey, I'm still spring cleaning....what do you expect?


The Torturing Continues...

Nobody Wins: It was decided today after Nancy's Pelosi's flat-out denial that she was EVER aware of ANY torture being done after the 9/11 attack because of the fact that she had been busy singing God Bless America on the Steps of the Capitol every single morning...that a little payback was due.

Seen above is a picture of The Speaker found in the CIA's very secret vault of "pictures of torture suggested by the American people."

After all, Nancy is so appalled that people in our military actually stripped men naked and took their pictures just to torture them, that she has demanded that 2,000 pictures of naked, mostly Arab men be released so that the whole world can hate us even more and get on with that major nuclear attack that the Democratic party deems so necessary to our country, since THEY think America is such a cesspool of rednecks they just can't bear it anymore.

She had a hard time getting Barney Frank to release these photo's, and had to go to his house to get them herself, but nevertheless, she promised that Barney could have a few for himself to sell to TIME MAGAZINE, in return for his own personal photographer to be at his beck and call, just in case he wanted some more taken, since she took so many of his finest and favorites.

By the way: Look for TIME to put out a special issue of "Naked Iraq's! Call 1-800-Congress!"

Also found was this picture, kept by the CIA, of what can happen if you listen to too many Obama speeches...which are becoming daily sources of horrendous torture to all American citizens, as every word that comes out of his mouth is another step forward to our demise.

All satire aside, Nobody Wins when your own government releases photo's of "prisoners" being tortured. After many an American son or daughter is killed because of this pernicious and baseless action, Nancy Pelosi will say..."We didn't know they would actually get mad about these pictures, we thought they would know and like us!"

If only this picture of Nancy were real......


Thursday, April 23, 2009

Go Gay Green

Nobody Cares:
Yesterday was Earth Day, and as we see here, Al Gore came out of the closet and came into the green light to save the planet.

Yes, Al Gore,…has added another fine suggestion for us all. In order to save the planet, he suggests encouraging all men and women to become gay. And since gays don't will thereby reduce the population and there will be less terrible people who just sit around getting fat, thereby having to drive big cars to haul their fat, and then having lots of fat kids who will of course eat up the planet's ozone.
This is actually the new economic plan in a nutshell. Less people, means more money that will not have to be given out to health care....because let's face it...the Medicare money that was supposed to be locked box, is now buried in giant vaults deep in Al Gore's bunker, and hidden deep in zip-lock bags beneath the freezers of Barney Frank's storage of Philly's New York Hot Dogs. Two men, on a mission. Barney Frank, to his credit, came into red light green money save-the-planet district long ago.

Al Gore is saving the go Gay Green . Let’s keep the earth free of more pesky people.
Remember, as the History Channel reminds us....the planet will be just fine when people finally die off. (Pearls courtesy of Caroline Kennedy, from the Jackie collection, found at fine stores everywhere, in affordable recycled Gay Green plastic.)


Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Nobody Knows How to Save a Constitution

Once upon a time, there was a small boy who loved to climb trees, chase and shoot squirrels, and spend his whole day out in the woods. His father was a preacher and a farmer, but he wanted more for his son than just farming all day, so he told his son that when he grew up he should go to school.

Well, the son hated school…so he told his father that he wanted to be a farmer. The wise father said, “Okay, come out to the field with me tomorrow and see how you like it.”

After the young boy did a hard day’s work in the field, the father then asked him, “So, do you still want to be a farmer now?

“Sure,” said the small boy. “That’s what I want to be.”

“Well, you will not. You will go to school instead.”

Back then, fathers actually had a say in their son’s life…but to continue.

He grew up to become a fine young man. He went to the finest of schools…Harvard. He got a degree and became a teacher of small children. But, he got bored, so he moved to Boston, and set up shop as a lawyer.

And, then as history would report it, he had a cousin that was causing a lot of trouble…and before you know it, the young man agreed to represent some soldiers who had fired upon a motley and raging crew of people, who really were very angry about how heavily taxed they were, and how they were not being represented…in fact, they were being watched heavily by a militia for no good reason at all, as if they were “terrorists” in their own country.

And since this young man had gone to town meetings with his father, he knew fairness. And fairness was spelled out in the Ten Commandments which had been the guiding light of the freemen in his country for over a hundred years. There was a right, and there was a wrong. And even though he risked his fortunes by defending the soldiers, he went with what was right. And so, the young man won a victory for the soldiers, who were by all accounts, not really guilty.

The lessons this young man learned about mobs ruling without rule of law were plenty.

As time went on, he saw the opportunity to finally form, for the first time in history, a more perfect government. His cousin was already on it.

He joined his cousin, and others called the Sons of Liberty, and he didn’t say, “We want a change.” just because it sounded good…no, he locked himself up and studied all the governments and peoples that had ever existed in the world…to come up with a more perfect system. He had to see what didn’t work. This took him some time of course, and he got pretty smelly because there was no air-conditioning at the time…but he was on a mission.

After all his readings, he decided that yes, power corrupts every man, and causes a lot of people way too much misery…and so a system of checks and balances must be put into place to stop this nonsense of a few elites running people’s lives.

He became famous after his honest work of representing the soldiers, and developed a reputation as a man of character, (this was back when being honest was actually preferred) and so the leaders ask him to write the first Constitution of Massachusetts in 1780.

So he did. And it pretty much was the blueprint for the new country’s first constitution, which they called the United States Constitution…and that sounded pretty good.

Later on, the new country and its leaders formed a convention…in order to ratify this new Constitution of their country. And one of the most famous of the men, Ben Franklin, believed in unicameralism…and when the young man heard that the new United States Constitution was not going to have any checks and balances in it, he just went a bit crazy. So he got out his pen and wrote a letter to a friend…and in it he said:

“Every western wind brought us news of town and country meetings in Massachusetts, adopting Mr. Turgot’s idea, (The Duke de la Rouchefoucauld of the Assembly of Notables in France) condemning my Constitution, reprobating the office of governor and the assembly of the Senate as expensive, and pernicious. I knew (Ben Franklin’s ideas) would establish a government in one assembly and that I knew would involve France and all of Europe in all the horrors we have seen; carnage and desolation for fifty, perhaps for a hundred years. I was determined to wash my hands of the blood that was about to be shed in France, Europe, and America.”

I guess those tar and feather scenes in Boston were just a bit much.

And he was right as history proved. While a few thousand French rolling heads did not upset Thomas Jefferson’s stomach at all, John Adams knew it would lead to tyranny right around the corner, and it did.

Thomas Jefferson would also have been able to stomach Saw III, which makes you wonder what he ate…but to continue….

So, again, the young John Adams locked himself up every day in another smelly room and wrote: “A Defense of the Constitution” something I can pretty much guarantee is not in Barney Frank’s library.

He wrote two volumes. The first volume had ten chapters: Modern Democratic Republics, Aristocratic Republics, Monarchical or Regal Republics, Opinions of Philosophers, Writers on Government, Opinions of Historians, Ancient Democratical Republics, Ancient Aristocratically Republics, and Ancient Aristocratically Republics. Another volume was devoted to the Italian Republics of the Middle Ages, because every one knows that the Italians deserve a whole book of their own…look how many cookbooks they’ve given us.

He sent every one involved in voting on the United States Constitution a copy. It was said that most of these men didn’t read it, which started the very wise and fine tradition carried on to this day of Congressmen never reading any law about to be passed so as not to be blamed for any mistakes.

But that doesn’t mean they didn’t skim through it.

Nevertheless, they didn’t have to read it. They knew the man. And they knew he was right. And Ben Franklin, thank goodness, became known more for flying kites, wooing French Ladies, and saying incredibly wonderful aphorisms like: “The early bird catches the worm.”--- Even though he was never known to rise before noon, because his worm was pooped out.

And thank goodness for us, because who else could get along with the French?

John Adams was that simple man. He was an opinionated man, who spoke upon every issue, and studied books and searched for the truth in all matters. He had a simple love of his country, and a maddening tenacity for the truth. He was the only man to not have slaves amount the founders, and still, you never see a President putting Mr. Adams picture in a background photo-op, or a big fancy monument thanking him for his efforts.

He started the Navy, and helped to form the first tea party with his cousin Sam. He was the head of the War department in the Revolution, and it was John and Sam who got George Washington appointed as first General in the first place...I'm just saying.

John Adams is proof that the common man is sometimes just forgotten, yet his ideas are one of the main rocks upon which American has stood for so long.

The current President, Obama, wouldn’t know a rock from a sand tick.

But there is one thing that we can do as Americans to show appreciation for simple John Adams. We can go to more tea parties. We can fight for our rights and liberties, knowing that the whole world, including our President, our congress will call us “terrorists:

Every day there is proof…we have new Kings to fight.

You know, I would like to see before I die, a monument as big as Jefferson’s to John Adams on the National Mall. So would David McCullough. But that’s not bound to happen.

And if you asked John Adams if he would like a monument today, he would tell you, “You want to build me a monument? America. That’s my monument. Save it.”

How do I know he’d say this? Because the last thing John Adams was, was a politician. He was a farmer’s son. He was opinionated, blunt, grumpy, and above all…honest.

And in this world of globalization he would say, as he did on the day he died, July, 4th, 1826.

”Independence. forever. Nothing more, nothing less.”

If you would like to arm yourself for the fight ahead…read, “In Defense of the Constitution.” You can find it in, “The Political Writings of John Adams”

So---put down your cell phone for a night, and spend the night with John, and help build him a monument.

The Constitution is calling…it might be your last chance to answer.


Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Save the Polo Ponies...

Nobody’s Perfect: Jesse Horseshoe Jackson is organizing a NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Colored Ponies) walk, for polo ponies' right to be able to work as hard as polo ponies can without being poisoned and killed.

Yes, right in front of a crowd of polo loving horse lovers, 21 horses just fell down and died of probably a toxin…no one knows if this is a crime, or just a coincidence.

Probably a coincidence says a government spokesman.

Horses and ponies from all over the country are expected to show up for the walk, which will start right in front of the Fontainebleau Hotel, and go up the beach, all the way to Palm Beach to raise awareness of this horrible tragedy.

The horror of the massacre which happened on the US polo games in Wellington, Florida, proved that Godfathers work in mysterious ways. It also happened to occur right after Hugo Chavez gave Obama a book in Spanish, a language that he can’t read.

Once again, another coincidence.

Jesse suspects President George W. Bush, and redneck white men, for not giving enough money for the welfare of polo ponies, even though these horses are worth over 50,000 a piece, all money given to the NAACP usually goes to the top CEO’s and therefore the problem and discrimination.

There will be an investigation, followed by each horse getting a “taster” of all food and drugs given before each game from now on...

The Polo team’s owner, Victor Vorgas, a multimillionaire from Venezuela could not be found for comment.

Okay, I made this all up…but it was just too sad. Horse lovers all over the world today are mourning this incredible loss to the world. It doesn’t matter who owned these horses, horses are just about as wonderful as all of the other fine animals on this planet, and I’m sure many of those that died were dear to those who cared for and loved them.

God weeps, but…so far…Peta…does nothing.


Monday, April 20, 2009

Nobody Absurdities, No..? Torturing the American Patriot

Nobody's Absurdities: Here’s a few absurd thoughts from yesterday:

We now have a President who is hell-bent on destroying our country and it’s whole foundation. He has decided to appease our enemies, who are so upset about us torturing the men sent to bomb, maim, and destroy thousands of us.He has shown what a nice guy and Muslim supporter he is by releasing all the times every single man was tortured by the CIA to get information.

Oh, and by the way, that torture worked, proving only one thing: a country should not ever “elect” a man with the name of it’s very enemies, just to show how nice and tolerant a people we are...just whose side is Obama on?

What is the proximate cause for his insanity? While he talks the American way, he walks the way of Islam, and seeks a government of total centralized, unchecked power.

Our enemy is not only within, he is in control.


Arianna Huffington---you know, the feminist who got her vast fortunes the same way George Washington did (by marrying into it)--- is all upset about the cruelty of torturing people who want to kill us.

She also wants Obama to work harder to outlaw guns.

The problem could be that Arianna has been mentally tortured by just one too many hair colorings.

The very first argument all the liberals give to support the abolition of torture is the argument that if we torture them, then our enemies will then of course, torture our military men and women prisoners.

I don’t know where Arianna gets her information, but Arabs don’t torture, they just slit your throat. I guess that’s where she gets mixed up. Death is fine…but not torture.

By this reasoning, Al Franken could have a different future.

This entire torture subject has been on the front page since Abu Ghraib, the vast “conservative” conspiracy to make prisoners porn pictures just so Rumsfeld and Bush could get their torture jollies off, according to the New York Times and Boston Globe, who, may I add, are having a hard time staying afloat.

So..if no one else will say it, I will: Abu Ghraib, looks more in retrospect, like a set-up by the democratic liberal party hired CIA operatives, in order to influence the next election and personally hurt President Bush. The few people involved were right out of the Clinton military playbook. Every time you saw a mess-up in the military situation, 99% of the time, those people had been appointed or got their jobs from Bill Clinton and his idealistic liberalization military policies.

Abu Ghraib was nothing compared to what John McCain went through. It was mostly meant to embarrass and incite rage in the press. Come on…who wants to take pictures that stuff?

A man, who was going to really torture, would not…I repeat would not take pictures.

I’d say that what Obama did today is just more proof that Abu Grave was staged. I wouldn’t be surprised to see some pictures of our “torture” methods soon on the front page of Time.

THAT should give them some extra weeks of survival!

From the Brigadier General, Janis Karpinski, who ran the place, and who said it was Donald Rumsfeld who made the mess… right down to the douche-bag girl and guy who took all the pictures…it looked manipulated for the effect it was meant to cause…world outrage.

As we have witnessed from the hundreds of sex scandals beefed up by the different political hags…everything and every kind of scandal is fair game. It’s been part of our political system ever since Jefferson paid a man to write scandals and lies about John Adams so he could be elected.

And then the same man Jefferson paid to blacken Adams name, turned around and printed Jefferson’s affair with his slave Sally because Jefferson didn’t want to pay him.

Nothing much has changed but the degree of power and money involved.

So---even though it helped win a democratic majority in Congress, it was our finest soldiers who paid the price with their lives.

Arianna, by going against torture, thinks she is actually saving American military lives. She probably thinks this profound thought while having her nails done, so concerned is she about Islamic prisoners.

Arianna… go take a bubble bath and leave the heavy thinking to Ann or Michelle.

Why don’t these liberals go live in Saudi Arabia, where they can mouth off and leave us alone?…wait-- Arianna would be instantly killed in Saudi Arabia for speaking her mind.
But, she would not be tortured, and that's a good thing. We wouldn't have to read about it.

I suggest, as an alternative to water torture. To make Arianna feel better, why don’t we take the men from Guantanamo, put them in a plane, and push them out into the deserts of Africa. We’ll even give them a parachute and all the water they can carry. And if Arianna is so worried about their welfare, let her pay for their passage home.

What an idiot.

The real torture is for the American patriots who are now being lead by the most dangerous bunch of idiots in the world---a world where they stay in control forever and torture the rest of us who have to watch our own demise.
Where's my water-board?