Nobody Gets Email: Tiger and Barry

Nobody Gets Email!

This week, I received this from a new reader and neighbor, Tom...and it reminds me that we need to get on that sex scandal with Obama...why leave all the fun to the tabloids?

Thanks to Tom...I don't know who wrote this, but it's well said! Unless, maybe Tom said it...which that case...you're hired.



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I THINK IT IS REMARKABLE THAT WITHIN A WEEK OF TIGER WOODS CRASHING HIS ESCALADE, THE PRESS FOUND EVERY WOMAN WITH WHOM TIGER HAS HAD AN AFFAIR IN THE LAST FEW YEARS, WITH PHOTOS, TEXT MESSAGES, RECORDED PHONE CALLS, ETC. AND, THEY NOT ONLY KNEW THE CAUSE OF THE FAMILY FIGHT, BUT THEY EVEN KNEW IT WAS A WEDGE FROM HIS GOLF BAG THAT HIS WIFE USED TO BREAK OUT THE WINDOWS IN THE ESCALADE. NOT ONLY THAT, THEY KNEW WHICH WEDGE! AND EACH AND EVERY DAY, THEY GAVE AMERICA MORE UPDATES ON HIS SEX-REHAB STAY, HIS WIFE'S PLANS FOR DIVORCE, AND THE DATES AND TOURNAMENTS HE WILL PLAY IN.

OBAMA HAS BEEN IN OFFICE FOR OVER A YEAR NOW, AND THIS SAME PRESS STILL CANNOT FIND ANY OF HIS CHILDHOOD FRIENDS OR NEIGHBORS OR LOCATE ANY OF OBAMA'S COLLEGE PAPERS OR GRADES, OR HOW HE PAID FOR A HARVARD EDUCATION, OR WHICH COUNTRY ISSUED HIS VISA TO TRAVEL TO PAKISTAN IN THE 1980'S, OR BARRY SORETORO OR EVEN MICHELLE OBAMA'S PRINCETON THESIS ON RACISM. THEY JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND THEM. YET THE PUBLIC STILL TRUSTS THAT SAME PRESS TO GIVE THEM THE WHOLE TRUTH !

TRULY REMARKABLE !!!

Obama and the Prince

Nobody Flashes: Did you also know that Obama has decided to lift the ban on killing wales, and also is not upset about the selling of ivory by his African warlords friends, therefore the elephant is just about seen it's day?

Obama---killing whales, elephants...funding abortions all over the world...and helping to make another enemy out of the future King Charles, who claimed just today that he was born to "save the world!"

He has to get in line for that one...somebody ought to mention it to him.

The real question is: Who is going to save the world from Obama and Prince Charles?

Nobody Cares About Royal Weddings...

Nobody Cares: The Royal babes of both the US and Britain are growing up, and getting married.

Everyone is talking about Chelsea Clinton marrying a man from Stanford who now works for Goldman Sachs...in other words, the U.S. Treasury. No doubt he is being trained to run the world's economy at this very moment, so he can be right there by her side when SHE becomes the President her mother eluded. (No?)

The family is "saying" that only 500 people are invited to the wedding, and that Mum and Dad are spending over $3 million for the big party at John Astor's big mansion...but something tells me Chelsea will get presents from every country on the planet, with mom being Secretary of State...and they will get their money back in bucket loads.

As for William...another big wedding at Westminster?

Another wedding to be broadcasted all over the planet?

Do we care?

I think the real question is....do the rich and powerful ever consider how all this ostentatious rub in our faces, of just how really RICH they are, is making most of us feel?

Shouldn't they be sacrificing like all the rest of us?

Nope. The good news is: somebody is going to get paid to bake an $11,000 cake for Chelsea.

If I were them, I'd ask for cash...upfront.

Okay, they both look like nice couples. Let's hope they don't grow up to be their parents.

Let's also hope, that God is listening to me, because I have a feeling that last hope was a one in a tillion shot.

Gibson VS Obama...or We Should Be Soldiers...

Nobody Knows that tonight I watched the movie, "We Were Soldiers" on TV again, and I thought about the first time I approached the Vietnam Memorial in Washington D.C. (see picture) I was with a tour group, and as you approach the wall, you aren't thinking much...every memorial is pretty much the same, until you turn around, and read...the names.

And then, you look...to the right...to the left...and the names are very small and go on...forever, and then...it hits you...and you cry.

At least I did.

In fact, I had a hard time stopping. (I was the only one on the tour that did...and I was ashamed at that...but there you go)

All those men died in Vietman... 58,000, and...for what?

All those mothers without a son. Every single name on that wall reminded you how wonderful and precious is the honor of our men. I was so upset at the realization...of so MANY that gave their lives, that by the time the tour got to the last stop, Arlington National Cemetery...I had developed such a bad case of nerves and stomach pain, I asked the tour guide to return me immediately back to the White House and drop me off.

Seeing Arlington's graves would had done me in emotionally. It's one thing to know the facts, that our men have died in so many wars to protect our American ideas-- but it's quite another to see every one of them right before your eyes.

And so, as the end of that great movie came, I was thinking just how wronged Mel Gibson has been trashed. Sure, he lashed out at a woman who he thought loved him, in a very repulsive way...but what we were listening to should have been between two people. To air every single word was simply...dispickable on her part. There was no need for it.

Mel Gibson at least deserves in his life, our respect for his very great movies. In Braveheart, he honored the concept of 'freedom". In Patriot, he gave our ideals of an American Nation a great honor in the story, and at a time when we were realizing we were losing what our founders fought for.

In, We Were Solders, he told of the bravery of our boys in combat and how they gave their lives, simply because their country ask them too.

Mel Gibson...has HONROED America, many times over, unlike Clooney, and all the movies being made about how our boys in Iraq are baby killers, and all the crap we see--- movies knocking America at every turn....and now, millions all over the world will disregard Mel's great work, and for what? Because they made SUCH a big deal out of it some revenge of some gold-digger? He wanted "sex" and she didn't?

Uh..whole Muslim Nations treat their women MUCH worse than Mel Gibson, and yet, we don't care? Where is the hypocracy here? Muslim women are actaully really beaten, imprisoned, raped, stoned, and treated like cattle....and yet the movie stars go to Dubai and have sex?

What's wrong with this picture?

After thinking about all those men who gave their lives in such mismanage war as Vietnam...I was thinking...Mel Gibson is a regular SAINT compared to the imposture in the White House:

1. A man who claimed he was Christian to get into the White House, but who is by all accounts and actions is a Muslim....he lied. He now says we are not a "Christian" nation.

2. A man who has pushed "National Health Care" into our great country, which will basically kill millions of people. A bureaucrat will now decide if our sick lives are worth anything

3. A man who bankrupts the country...in order to turn us into a communist nation.

4. A man who attacks all our allies...and dismantles the constitution, and attacks his very own
citizens.

5. A man who once could not even salute the flag.

The flag...that all the man on that wall died for...and all the men in Arlington gave their lives.
That one act alone, makes him unfit to command.

I'll say it again...that one act alone makes him unfit to command. I don't care if he salutes now...he does it now to protect himself. He does it to disarm and fool...he a fraud.
Obama is no more American than Oliver Stone.

6. A man who makes himself King, and is taking over all our businesses our lives, our wealth, in order to redistribute it to whomever he wants.

7. A man who will continue our endless wars, and make them bigger. He almost welcomes an attack for his own gain.

Tell me, who is the better man? Mel Gibson or Barack Obama? Who commits the worst crimes against humanity?

I hope Mel continues to make his very patriotic movies.

And I would, if I saw him, say this:

"Mel...I'm so sorry you have such a weakness for beautiful women..."

But, get up, apologize to woman all over the world, tell us you were wrong...you lost your head...you were a jerk....you were thinking with the wrong head...it's not the first time....and let it go. If you believe in God's forgiveness, so do the rest of us.

Mel.. please.....go back to work. We need you now...more than ever.

Nobody's Perfect: Shirley Bo Birley Sherrod

Nobody's Perfect: Shirley, Shirley, Mo Murlee, Bonanna Bana Bo Birley, Fe Fi Fo Furley,...Shirley (I'm being picked on) Sherrod.

Shirley Sherrod, a lowly government worker who helped poor farmers with government loans...wins the Nobody's Perfect award for this week.

Okay...so she said that she did not want to help out that white farmer, because, well, he was white you know, and she only helps her own kind, so she told him to go back and get help from HIS own kind...and somebody caught it on a video and sent the very racist statement to Andrew Breitbart, who being the great reporter that he is...showed it.

Of course, the rest of the video, which for the life of him, he says for some reason would NOT download on his computer (good old Google!) shows that, she finally figured out that it's not about the fact that he was white, it's that it's a matter of the rich against the poor!

So, because she wants redistribution...she broke down and helped him.

On the tape it is revealed that she, and her husband Charlie are Marxists to the core. Since there were no white people at the NAACP meeting, she felt comfortable talking that way about the whites, and she ALSO encourages all black people to get jobs in government because they can never be fired.

In the meantime, somehow a grant of $1.5 billion... to go to only black farmers gets into a military bill, and then Shirley gets fired, and someone takes it out....oops. (Wait for that story to be released in the next week.)

And then...the unspeakable thing happened...Obama fired her...and she lost it, because...well NO black people can ever be fired from a government job!! For that unspeakable crime for which the black community would NEVER forgive a President...Shirley is quickly sainted on CNN, MSNBC...and all Obama's media mouthpieces due to the excellent stand from Glenn Beck sticking UP for her...and so they had to pull out...

THE RACE CARE...(du...du...DUUUUUU) Why, she should just sue Fox News for playing that horrible video of her....because of course everyone KNOWS Obama would have NEVER have fired her if FOX had not SHOWN that tape...yada, yada...Bonnana Fanna Fo Fanna...

She was mad at Obama at first, but after her phone call to him she went into full Marxist attack, because she was told to do it.

All this silliness is going on while we find out that billions of dollars given to Pakistan has been going to the Taliban to help them kill our boys.

Shirley, may not be perfect when it comes to being a saint, but she sure is keeping us all talking and looking exactly where Obama wants us to.

Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum...Shirley smells the blood of an Englishman.

Congratulations to all the guys at FOX, and Micheal Savage for getting it right.

TAKE Your Green Rice...

Nobody's Opinion: Here's the problem: You've got your high-class people who have been raised with money, have fine educations, go on family vacations every year, have stock portfolios before they are out of diapers along with American Express Cards practically glued to their palms...and then there's the rest of us.

Like the bad mojo between the blacks and the whites, you have the bad moo-moo between the rich and the poor. By poor I mean, you know you are poor, when you walk into a restaurant, and they take one look at you and put you in the very back table, only to visit you once every five hours...and forget to bring you the desert you ordered...hoping you'll leave.

I know, that happened to me today.

You see, after the ZOO, the "family" of nobodies (Four adults and two children) went to a high-price, upper/scale restaurant called "The Cheesecake Factory" which is misleading because you have to really suffer though the main course to get to anything that resembles cheesecake. (I'm sure SOME of the main courses are good, but, unless you have a rating system, you never know do you?)

We went to this restaurant because it was in an upper-scale mall, where my son thought his new car would be "safe." I wanted to tell him that there are probably more cars stolen out of upper-class malls than in downtown New York, but, who was I to spoil his fun?

So, there we were, walking up to the desk, where really pretty hostesses in black sexy dresses and high-heals leads us, (Okay, maybe we looked like the Waldo's in matching Walgreens Hawaii shirts, but HEY..) though a maze of marble floors and painted ceilings of angels, and big giant Roman Columns, for about five minutes to our destination.

First, let me say, It was NOT a good food day for me. Earlier in the afternoon, I'd eaten a "peach" from my local grocery store which had the fortitude of a rock. I was about to throw it outside for the birds, but I love them dearly. Two days from now, it would still be there, untouched, and just as hard as the day I threw it out, and some poor raccoon would have choked on it.

I would NOT do that to anyone.

So, when I finally got my order, and looked down at my plate, I saw...green rice. As I ate my "chicken enchilada" which looked more like pickled tomato sauce...I tried to stay away from it, and because it covered more than 3/4 of the plate, it wasn't easy.

NO one should have to eat green rice unless they are in shock, or they've had a lot of beer and it's St. Patty's Day and somebody slip it in your green potato salad.

I don't know how you feel about this, but this giving food and flowers colors outside the line of regular brain recognition is just GOT to stop. At this very moment my leftover green rice is growing green spidery molds next to my three day old steak. I do not plan to touch them, I want them to mate...I'm trying to understand how the rich think...really.

What is it with these fancy restaurants? Tell me, why would anyone in their right mind EAT some of the "fancy" dishes put on the menus. And the menus are starting to look much like the Obama Stimulus Bill, have you noticed? I found "chicken enchilada", and then lost it, and it took me 30 minutes to find it again.

And another thing: if you have small kids in a "fancy" restaurant, you might as well put a sign on your head that says.."warning." Little three-year-old Lauren sat next to me, and put my pieced earring in and out of my ear about ten times, combed my hair about twenty times, and then said "Your hair looked terrible!" about as loud as she could. After having gotten bored with that, she turned upside down and put her feet up into he air and counted her toes....Of course, her brother fared better... but at the end of the dinner after waiting a good two hours just to eat, he accidentally spilled a full glass of water.

My feelings...exactly. I wouldn't trade these two kids for any one of the "richer" snobby adults in that place. I was on their side.

Because at a poor person's restaurant, a waitress would have been over right away, with a smile to help mop it up. And the kids would have gotten crayons, and a "accidents happen." The service would have been faster because you see the poor actually take care of their own kids and KNOW how hard it is to keep two normal healthy kids with the energy of a flock of barracuda's sitting very quietly.

It was disturbing when we had to go and grab napkins for ourselves...and ask some fancy waiter to help.

I've played for rich people and poor, as a musician, and the poor ALWAYS tip better. (me included) Most rich are used to being "served." They, as Mel Gibson might say, feel they deserve you to service them, because, they are used to it.

And now, the super rich are gathering at the White House, in big mansions and castles, and they REALLY don't like the "poor." Oh sure, they go and mingle with the blacks in Haiti and African, but they don't eat with them. And they certainly don't want the "lower" classes in their restaurants, even if you do have the money. But, we all know...this is nothing new.

Did we get the shaft because we looked "poor?" Sure.

But waiters make one big mistake: you cannot tell a book by its cover, when it comes to who is going to tip you. Here we see a picture of Warren Buffet and Bill Gates eating at some kind of Denny's. If you didn't know who these guys were, you would HOPE they gave you a tip by the way they are dressed.

So, where do the two smartest rich guys on the planet go to get their food and great service? A fancy restaurant?

Something tells me, they wouldn't eat green rice either. We'd get along just fine. (smile!)