Vanity Fair Honors Rush Limbaugh!

Nobody’s Opinion: Yes germs and ladies…(or Nappy Hoes if you prefer,) Rush Limbaugh has just reached another milestone in his never ending quest for the procurement of quibbling liberal repudiations and what they consider to be his parlous and pompous audacity of existing on the earth to just to annoy them.

But this time, according to James Wolcott in the “GREEN” issue of Vanity Fair, which was just released, in “Rush to Judgement,” James has had enough. Rush has gone too far…

Rush has according to Mr. Wolcott single handedly kept the “elite and green rich idiots” (my quotes) from saving the earth.

They just have to blame the fact that most people are starting to listen to the real facts on someone, and Rush is the man. Besides, they just can’t STAND the way he smokes his cigar.

Mr. Wolcott did a good job showing off his upper class education, but like many of the rich elite liberals, he not too good at thinking. What a ninny. He repeated all of Rush’s statements: like the fact that he came up with the phrase, “environmental wacko’s,” which of course, we conservatives all love.

This phrase alone is engraved on every liberal hypothalamus, and they can’t get it out, which is causing them to see visions of naked polar bears drowning at their beach houses in the Hamptons.

With every Rush phrase that James was so vividly bringing to our minds…he was shooting himself in the foot---and what’s more, he was too stupid to know it. You don’t show all your enemy’s good points if you want to win.

But, that didn’t stop him.

Here are some of his college educated--- properly invoked sentences of what HE thought was dead on in the revealing of a selfish scoundrel, like this one:

“Limbaugh will shrug off this report as he has shrugged off the others. If he could set his shrug to music, he could become king of the mambo beat.” (Whaaaa?)

Or this one;
“Postmodern conservatives prefer to let little lies proliferate and take on a viral life of their own that becomes impossible to arrest.”

Hey Wolcott! Guess what? That’s because you guys HAVE NO FACTS! Duh!

If Wolcott wanted to actually show that Rush had kept humanity from saving themselves then he should have bought in some real life evidence to back up his claims.

Oh…that’s not necessary? This is a satire? Oh. I see.

He even included a picture of Rush’s rich mansion to make all us nobodies feel that Rush is just a rich guy with no clue---sitting in his big, drug-filled mansion full of himself, and not caring that he has destroyed the earth.

Now, how stupid do they think we are? If you really want to see the pompous, and nappy (hey, I’m starting to love this word) rich of the elite idiots, all you have to do is flip through the pages of the rest of the “green” issue.

Robert Redford, even came out of his “barn” to get a double page layout of himself sitting in front of a mountain range. My guess is he was waiting for Dakota’s next take. Robert doesn’t have a mansion you know. He just sleeps in the dirt. (cough)

These people are so in love with their own images, and getting their picture taken, and showing everyone how much they love the image of themselves…looking so cool… that one wonders when they have time to actually do anything but look at their pictures, and go to photo shoots.

Yes, James concluded that, “Limbaugh will go down in history as a grand obstruction, a massive blockage.”

So Rush, put another notch in that cigar on your meteoric grand obstructions of the green “wacko’s.” At this pace, you might even make National Geographic!

Or best of all, maybe you’ll get mentioned by Madonna at Algore’s planetary green concert rape-off for the future of the world, in which she will announce that the earth is being destroyed by that putative grand pyramid of eminence grise; Rush Limbaugh!

Quick, send money!

In that case…even I will light up a cigar…because they will have just cut their proceeds in half.

So congratulations Rush…this nobody says…well done!

Nobody’s Knows: If you are a Rush fan, you will enjoy the article, because it really is filled with all the things we love about the guy. Don’t buy it though, borrow it from your liberal friends, and then stand in front of them when you read it and say “I just love this guy!”

The Black Panthers of Whores

Nobody’s Opinion: Tonight, sitting in for O’Reilly, Michelle Malchin was called a “political” prostitute. Notice the very clever way the word was put in context. Tomorrow it will be spun as perfectly okay because of the word “political” put in front of it.

It is now midnight here in the Midwest…and this nobody wonders if anyone tomorrow will be in an outrage (as I am) at the slandering of a decent, brilliant, and articulate woman, who is just as affected and slandered by such a nasty comment, if not more so BECAUSE she is in the public eye, then any of the Rutgers women…but that’s just an opinion.

My feeling is that it will be ignored by conservatives (the exception being Bill O’Reilly) because they have for too long, like our President, sat and taken every single insult dealt their way, in order I suppose to look “bigger” than the attacking party.

That’s a shame…especially in this case.

The man who did this was the Black Panther leader who has been leading the Duke Student lynching, Malik Shabazzk.

This brings up the point, that every time I hear about the Black Panthers, I think of Hillary Clinton---because Hillary Clinton used to do lawyer work for the Blank Panthers…and supported them in her early days. She has never said a word against them to my knowledge.

Upon watching this whole attack again on Michelle’s site, it was obvious Malik was sent by his masters…to “pick a fight.” He also called Bill O’Reilly, who was not there to defend himself, a white male chauvinist raciest.

More fighting words.

If you don’t think Hillary Clinton and her team isn’t behind this, you’re still dancing with Fred Astaire.

Hillary is losing to Obama…she needs to rejuvenate her black base…and fast.

Let’s not forget, that six months ago, FOX news was getting attacked by Bill Clinton himself in his television tirades.

And just last week John Edwards, Obama, and Hillary have all refused to appear on Fox for debates.

But that doesn’t mean they won’t send all their “house boys”

Now, consider. Tomorrow, conveniently…Hillary Clinton is going to Rutgers to give a talk on “Women & Public Leadership.”

Don’t miss it. She is going to make the speech of her life, for woman leaders everywhere, and how much these poor girls were damaged. (Their whole Easter weekend was spoiled.)

Reaffirming once again, she is a woman leader. (vote for her)

There will not be a word on Michelle Malcin. There will not be a word about the Duke players, who’s suffering this past year is so much more egregious then any of the women on the black basketball team.

In fact, this claim to such horrible damage was blown way out of all proportion. We ALL know that if these girls hang out just with other blacks they hear themselves called “hoes” every other minute…and so far it has not kept them from achieving their dreams.

Where’s the talk about the damage to our soldiers being held in jail for doing their job, or the border patrol guys for doing their jobs? Their lives are ruined forever.

None of these girls were sent to jail. Anyway…back to Hillary. There is a point to this.

Just recently we have seen Oprah opening up schools in Africa for ‘future women leaders,” And yesterday we saw a black woman coach (who looked half white) getting a once in a lifetime platform on every single media station to give it seemed a speech which lasted longer than any other citizen in the world has ever been given, let alone a President, on primetime, and she was giving this moment, (which should have been given the girls instead) because it was used by the Clinton machine to promote the whole women leadership theme.

I remember listening to the speech given by the coach, sure, she was articulate. But, we heard HER whole life story…the speech was about the blacks being, once again mistreated, again and again. It was also to show what a GREAT woman leader she was, and she let you know it. You would have thought she was the only coach in history to win a tournament.

It was emphasized how much of a struggle it was for these girls to be where they were, as if the white people holding these poor woman down was so oppressive, what they had done was such a Herculean feat, that it got almost to the point of sickening.

No one DARED to interrupt her in fear of being called racist. Once again, America was being pistol whipped.

Another point: We have seen Nancy Pelosi last week go over our President’s head to talk to our enemies…endangering our soldiers on the ground. Not ONLY to show how powerful the democrats are, but to show the people in the United States, how powerful and unafraid woman can be in leadership.

Are you seeing the pattern here?

But now…stay with me…I’m going to change the subject, and go around the world it will seem……but it will come full circle.

Yesterday, I was having a conversation with my brother, who happens to own a DJ service. He told me that every year the nation’s DJs hold a convention in Las Vegas. Last year, the President of Sony Records was taking questions, and one DJ asked him when in the world were they going to clean up the lyrics in all the rap records.

My brother said the whole room stood up and applauded the guy.

The President of Sony did not answer.

You see, the DJ’s have to pay extra money every month to get the CLEANED up version of the rap song to play at the weddings. The dirty versions are just too obscene. He pays sixty dollars a month, just for the “other” versions.

Think about it. Follow the money.

My brother and I were both musicians most of our lives….and I can’t tell you, how depressing it makes real musicians hear the rap musicians making so much money.

Learning an instrument, takes years and years, and hours of practice. Even learning how to sing. It really doesn’t take much talent to rap, despite what they tell you.

Most of us can still remember when we actually had real black American Music---great talents like Aretha, Stevie Wonder, and the old sixties groups. Now it’s just drum tracks and base. You don’t even have to pay session musicians now, it can all be done on computer.

So to make up for the loss in revenue, real musicians are not exactly being courted. It’s too expensive. The music industry, (one of the last remaining industries of the United States) has taking quite a big financial hit in the last ten years. The new technology, the Ipods, downloading of songs…it’s not been pretty.

And the Chinese has just copied all the albums without a cent to the companies or the artists. They do not honor any of our copyrights. Our government has done nothing about this.

When a country has so little to sell, it gets desperate.

This means, all the talented musicians left out there (black and white) are out of luck. Our music is now mostly rappors, (which it seems from watching MTV, just get houses and cars from the labels) and maybe a few hundred a week.

And if you are black, the message you are getting from your culture (MTV) is don’t become a scientist, don’t have a family, but turn to drugs, and rap…you TOO can own a house with a swimming pool and five expensive cars, and have all the sex you want.

Kind of sounds like the same promise to the Muslim young men…you TOO can have 72 virgins…

Hold on to your albums…sadly, American music is dying. Only country music remains, and because of the attack on cowboys, that is going to.

In the meantime, the sexual denigration of woman, which is so horrible it’s not even funny, will continue to be promoted.

Now, tie in half of our clothing industry, to the black culture. Not to mention all the jewelry. Hip-hop clothes, it’s a very big business.

Let’s see…who were Bill and Hillary hanging out with last week? Oscar de la Renta?

It was also no mistake today on Oprah, that after the Rutger’s Basketball team, Oprah had a “Hip Hop” dance lesson for her mostly white woman audience.

Because of the attack on the Rappers this week…Oprah had to do something…why…hip hop is so COOL to dance to…!

Now, we come full circle. All this money made from the rap industry, MTV, the clothes, the records, will go to the democratic campaign coiffeurs. It also serves to keep the black man and woman down in the gutter, where the democrats can continue to send out their Rainbow Coalition (which was started with the help of Bill Clinton) Jesse Jackson, and their Al Sharpton race extortionists.

And the blacks think they are the originators of their own uniqueness. The panthers are just being fed, but they are still in their cages.

Tonight on O’Reilly, Michelle had a good laugh when Opio Sokori (a black man) said that our founding fathers were to blame for the racist words of rappers…not the rappers themselves. Slavery was to blame…

Well, this nobody says, going by that theory, than the black men who sold their black people to the white slave traders are the ones who should be blamed.

Since Opio wants to say that history is a continuation…then he only has himself and his black ancestors to blame. If not for black men, slavery in the United States would never have come about.

And if it had never come about, Michelle Malckin would not have had to put up talking to a moronic “political” whore tonight, who was no doubt taught by the most famous Madame of the House, his special tricks…

Madame Hillary Clinton.

Tomorrow, it would sure be nice to hear someone stick up for Michelle, a woman who is an example of what a true woman leader should be.

And if the young woman of the United States want to look up to a real woman leader…

Michelle is your dan.

Men?....Now’s the time for you to protect the REAL women. Go for it.

Nobody Perfect: After having made the connection between the Democrats and the recording industry, they do not have a monopoly on it. The Republicans are also in on this too with the promotion of American Idol (which is on FOX) to the point of now we have to have updates constantly on the nightly news.

It’s pretty sad.

They get regular nobodies (no real professionals) and make them sign contracts saying that the company will get the most of any recording deals and then they will forever had new faces to promote, on every nightly news cast.

Sanjaya Malakar sang “Beseme Mucho” on the last American Idol. A song the President would love because he is the one who is promoting the merger with Mexico.

So, follow the money, follow the party…follow the new global ball.

One thing about FOX, they are actually trying to bring back music, which is a good thing.

Nobody Knows: While we are having this black and white fight…we should all be wondering what is going on in the background that the “globalists” do not want us to notice; Trucks coming in from Mexico? Paul Wolfwitz getting catch in a sex scandal? (don’t underestimate the importance of the World Bank’s leader being asked to resign.)
The war in Iraq?...

Fill in your own blank………………………………..

Nobody Cares; The President of CBS said on the firing of Imus, “There has been much discussion of the effect language like this has on our young people, particularly young woman of color tying to make their way in society.”

Jesse Jackson said, “No one should use the public airwaves to transmit racial or sexual degradation.”

So…having read these two statements…isn’t it interesting that within 24 hours a whole industry of merchandize---teddy bears and tee shirts with the words “Hoes” on them are being sold by Google? Thereby making the words once again…harmless?

NOW do you see the connection?

Gear Up For Population And Porn

Nobody’s Opinion: Take a good look at these two. This is Michael and Kathleen Gear. Notice the SUV. Notice the 60’s look. Notice the smiles. Not very scary are they? Notice also that Kathleen has kept that “university” smile. No teeth whitening here, proving that she is a complete feminist. She has let herself be…all natural.

All in all---not bad looking for an “intellectual.” Michael…well, all I can say is I’m glad I don’t have to kiss him.

But, be scared. Be very scared. These two “archaeologists” are out to save the world (along with Al Gore) …and last night, on Coast to Coast am, they were very seriously talking about how, unless we get rid of some of the people on this planet, we are all doomed. At this very moment, the earth’s population is, according to their vast knowledge on past civilizations…is beyond all help. There IS no hope. It is unsustainable. There are just too many people to feed.

Yes, unfortunately, Michael and Kathleen have concluded that millions (and billions) will just have to die to save the rest of us. And then, they proceeded to think of ways to do this nasty but necessary job.

They agreed that a global flu would be the best way. That would get rid of at least a couple of million. But, that’s still not enough. They also agreed that the United States has WAY too many people in it, we need to go down to…about 150 million.

It was truly sad listening to how frustrated these two were at not being able to think up a good way to get rid of all these people, who were just crowding the earth. But that didn’t stop them from throwing many ideas around.

To show how compassionate they were, they had no preferences to any race or people. Some of everyone would be very nice. I’m sure they have drawn up computer simulators on every country in the world, and come up with very precise numbers for each city.

After all, they are just the scientists…how it is done is not up to them. But that it MUST be done, to them, is a no-brainer.

So---how do two archeologists come to the conclusion that they have the “ability” (never mind the right) to decide on the destruction of millions of lives?

Well, they just know. In their studies of past civilizations, they reported that when the weather turns “colder” (and yes, humans do cause global warming, but we also might be coming into an ice age they weren’t too sure…thereby covering themselves on all issues)---then the food gets scarce, and people go to war, and then THANK THE LORD…lots are killed.

Saving future archeologists from worrying about just how they were going to get rid of so many people.

I mean…just who do you call? Al Gore’s secretary?

You try to go to sleep (I sometimes sleep with the headphones on) when two nutcases are speaking about mass extinction of half the people on the earth, so that they can keep digging around in the dirt. I felt like I had drifted into a time warp of Hitler’s plans for the Jews…except this lovely harmless couple did not limit their selves to one race.

Tell me, what makes this harmless looking couple any different than that nut-job in Iran? In fact, they’re worse…he just wants to get rid of the United States and Israel. They want half the population of the earth to die.

Now, just in case you were wondering if I had any other ideas about the subject, yesterday I was thinking someone might be trying to help them out…

Yesterday afternoon, I was looking for some movies to “tape” and so I looked into HBO. I never do this stuff…but I discovered that HBO has a ton of porn flicks…free…

What’s this? It used to be you had to subscribe and pay extra for this stuff. Then I went to STARZ. Yep, a long line of porn flicks there too. Cinemax has always had it, so I didn’t ever bother, but then I looked at Showtime…yes…free porn there too.

Trust me; we are NOT paying for it. I pay the bills, so I had no idea.

So yesterday I found out, if you subscribe to any movie channel site, you will get free porn. Okay, Mr. Allen from Microsoft wants to keep us on cable. What’s this got to do with the population problem?

Well, for every moment some guy spent watching a porn movie, that’s maybe one less child on the planet. (If a woman is not around) Right?

Okay, it’s lame. But then again, I had always suspected that the “elites” are very worried that the population is going to ruin “their” planet, and so, in order to save some of humanity, the culling process must be stepped up a notch…more free porn will help.

Abortions are just not enough. The Bird Flu is just not taking hold.

This nobody never thought in a million years that I would hear on a live radio program, two “intellectuals” calmly discussing how necessary it is to get rid of half of the population of the planet…NOW. Right now. As if they were talking about how to get rid of backyard rabbits.

Amazing.

I suggest, if these two are so worried about this issue, they… Michael and Kathleen Gear that is, should be the first volunteers…get rid of themselves for the sake of saving the planet.

Al Gore could build a statue to honor their sacrifice in the middle of New Jersey.

Until that time, I’m thinking about canceling all my movie channels. There are only so many times you can watch Star War reruns.

Nobody’ Perfect: Besides Hitler, the lady who started this “population” control stuff was a lady named Margaret Sanger, who started Planned Parenthood. She wanted to get rid of the “undesirables” here in the United States, which to her were the black and yellow ones.

Her plan backfired. The “elites” white ones actually used contraception more, and the undesirables multiplied and filled the country. (Ha...ha! Margaret!)

Nobody Knows: These people actually think that getting rid of millions of people on the earth, in order to “save” the rest of the earth (of course them and all their friends most of all) is an act of the highest morality.

Instead of seeing the obvious solution…finding better ways for us all to live…they bravely suggest there is no other way.

Nobody Cares; I’ve only seen one porn movie in my whole life. Honest. I was sixteen, and drove five of my girlfriends to the local porn drive-in Movie Theater one very cold Friday night. These girls were even more innocent than I was. At least I had been kissed.

We thought we were really doing something…scandalous.

But the movie was so funny; it was beyond anything we could imagine. Somehow, I started laughing so hard when the girl up on screen had done a goat, a dog, a horse, and when she finally was ready to actually do a “man,” I got my whole leg stuck in the steering wheel of the car, and the horn was going full blast. For some reason, I couldn’t get it out.

After that, we wondered about just how in the world did all those steamed up cars and the men sitting in them even “see’ the screen…and NONE of them even wiped their windows! Really! We had no clue.

And then in the intermission, we went to get some popcorn, and while I was standing right in front of about fifteen men who were holding cups of soda and beer, a huge blast of winter wind came around the building and …my wig blew off.

My wig was actually had a “fro” the size of Arizona. Yes, a black woman with white skin in disguise. Sly and the family Stone’s sister. Who was I kidding? I was in disguise no more.

I will never forget the look on all those guy’s faces, standing in the food line…

I'm not sure what was more of a shock, the wig or the scream.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, I had to chase my “fro” for five rows, in between the cars.

This is I’m sure why the CIA did not accept me.

(Just kidding) This is why I never had a desire to ever see another porn movie again. I decided I did NOT want to know what these guys were doing.

I did not wear another wig until I was twenty. Actually, it’s one of my fondest memories. No one got pregnant that night: Mr. and Mrs. Gear would have been very pleased.

I'm also sure they would have decided that I should be the first human to be eliminated.

The Lords of Sin City

Nobody’s Opinion: I don’t get it. I JUST don’t get it.

While we watch a speaker of the House of Representatives, arrogantly, like a queen, go against a sitting President to countries that are killing our soldiers, all the while embarrassing us all by acting like a simple mother going over to her next door neighbor’s house to beg forgiveness of her son who she thinks started a fight, as if to say, “Well if I had been home, this wouldn’t have happened.”

Putting herself in position as the new world leader…

While John Kerry, and Al Gore write boogeyman books on the end of the world as we know it, while the opposite party man…Newt Gingrich, who by the way, presents himself as a conservative and very wise man, comes out and agrees with them, but just wants to fight over who will get the money on all the new inventions they are going to make us buy…

While the Senate is quietly trying to get rid of the Electoral College in every state, which will put every President from 2008 till forever, decided by New York and California…

While a President who can barely read, goes to the border and admits that illegal aliens should not be criminals because it’s the topic of the hour, but is going to pass amnesty for them all despite what he says…which will push through the end of the United States forever…thus becoming a bi-lingual country….(Have you notice that both Bush and Gingrich now speak fluent Spanish, as does Carl Rove?)

While the same people who were in the last administration continued to hold high posts, and continue to represent us all over the world, even though they are not officially appointed or elected, affecting our foreign and domestic policy--- making vast millions while they are at it.

While a recent President get his WIFE to run so he can get in power once again…never mind that she should not be allowed to run for that fact alone.

While England, as we have always known it, the country of the Magna Carta, is so unrecognizable today, that it really does look like Orwell’s 1984…

While our neighborhoods are being watched, our money is being watched, our e-mails are being watched, and every place we visit on the internet is being watched: and not to mention, one wonders where exactly they keep our DNA…

While vaccines not even tested are being forced on us. And a medical system, which was once good, was purposely broken down in order to force universal health care…

While judges make laws, and reverse jury verdicts with a whim…

While our children have absolutely no hope of ever having any kind of knowledge, (unless they are in the upper classes) because of the vast governmental systems set up: not to prepare a future for America, but to train “service workers.”

While both parties merge to become lst and foremost, a One World Government, (all leaders have used these words, just review their speeches.) but always keeping the people…fighting… then going right along with the globaliset corporations….democrats NOT stopping the war…conservatives NOT stopping the invasions…both parties playing politics and spinning the media…in the meantime, both parties NEVER improve the public schools, but instead making sure that they AND their children continue to get to stay in the ruling classes…being that is their only true goal.

And the most maddening of all…programs set up…to keep the different fractions of Americans divided. Blacks against Whites…democrats against republicans…atheists against the religious…a nation divided so that it NEVER stands up against the powers that have for so long ignored it, let alone call them on the serious crimes they have committed, because…well, we can’t. They control the spin.

Wars are fought…but now, not won...because of trade concerns.

And we fall for it.

What do we watch while they stealth this new control under our noses? The news…of who’s the father of Anna Nicole’s baby? What did that white man say that was racist? Who’s in rehab? Who’s the next American Idol?

Meanwhile, they pump our food full of hormones, and blame us for getting fat. They purposely keep our children stupid, and blame the parents when the kids are…they promote a breakdown of the family by putting porn on every cable station they can…they build bigger cars so as to make a huge taxes off the gallons you have to put into them, then they blame you for “wanting” the big car. (God forbid you should want to live through a major accident.)

YOU…YOU are destroying the earth. (And we buy it.)

They create a false global warming scare in order to promote mandatory new ways for the rich to make money…being as we have no longer any manufacturing here in the United States DUE to the fact that they have let our markets be flooded by China, so that BIG corporations (their buddies) can get into other countries.

While big corporations have been allowed to merge every hour…what once was considered bad for the free market, is now good. Soon, about five companies will rule and own everything.

They sell our streets, our ports, our military bases, and soon our very military to the highest foreign bidder.

Soon, your daughter’s eggs will be a good way to make a few bucks.

They tax you so much; control the banks and the market so well, that you have to have both parents working in order to make ends meet, then blame you when you can’t met your debt.

They even blame you for the invasion of Mexicans.

You horrible, fat, ignorant, selfish, American people…..you poor slobs.

“If not for us here to worry about you…you would be nothing. We will save you from yourselves.”

“Yes, we are here to protect you from global warming, and racist whites, and because you are so selfish…Africa is starving.”

We just need more money.

It seems to me, until we all unit on the fact that our current rulers…the Clintons, the Bushes, Gingrich, McCain, Kennedy, Pelosi, all work for the same big picture…the big global market--

Until we all get on the same page…the slavery will come faster, and our children will not know any better, until we see between the propaganda …

Watch what they do, not what they say. The end is always the same. Globalization…They create a problem, come in with the solution.

It’s simple, it’s old, it’s effective, and it works every time.

Like today they put the whole African nation on television for one stupid white man saying something that almost all the black men have been saying for decades…treating their women like whores…leaving them to raise the children alone. Getting on MTV…see what rapping, and sex, and drugs will buy you.

And if brave Black men speak out, showing that knowledge is the way, drugs and stupidity are not…they are silenced.

The powers that be NEED this black and white division. God forbid we should all see how they are manipulating us all and stop falling for it.

They are all working for the same end. Control, greed, money and power.

They want to be….GOD.

If someone could invent a governmental system to actually curtail the ambitions of men and women who want to save the world, a system that would prevent one class of people becoming tyrants over another class…whether by global warming Armageddon’s, hidden bank accounts, fascists programs, redistribution….

We should kiss the ground they walk on…then give our lives to put it into order.

What we need are real leaders who see the problems and the scams…and give us ways to fight the entrenched globalists puppets, who keep us amused with their spin stories, like lab rats.

It’s like the parent who places his kid in front of Sesame Street so that they can do other things. Keep the kid occupied…he’ll never know. That’s how they look upon us.

No matter HOW many times they say they care about “liberty.”

And If I hear or read ONE MORE TIME how Castro has such a good health care system…I’m going to…well, screaming will not be enough.

I might break a few dishes.

The Lords of Sin City are here. The question is: Do we have a chance?

Nobody’s Perfect: Yes, I’m angry…I don’t believe we are powerless…not yet.

Nobody’s Knows; Just how fast this is all going to take place.

Nobody Cares: There are plenty of us that are disgusted…millions in fact… don’t think they don’t know it.

The Hoes Be Happy Nappy

Nobody’s Opinion: Today Lee Iococca, the astute and famous x-CEO of the Chrysler Corporation, and Snoop Dog the famous rapper, were out playing golf, and I just happened to get a first hand report from a local squirrel who was nearby. Unknowing to the two multi-millionaires, the squirrel pretended to eat a nut so that he could listen in on their fascinating conversation, which he told to me…if I promised to feed him some of his favorite roasted peanuts. (Remember, I told you I had been a squirrel in my past life.)

Lee: Hey Snoop Dog! How come that guy Imus got in trouble today with that friend of yours…Al Sharpton, you know that guy with the nappy hair?…I heard he said some words that upset everyone in the nation. He called some black women “nappy hoes”? Well I hear you say “nappy” and “hoe” all the time…and your richer than he is! Jesse Jackson was mad too. How come these guys don’t get mad at YOU?

I just don’t get all this stuff Snoopy, fill me in. Is a hoe a whore? And why the hell is nappy offensive? You are always calling me nappy, I don’t get mad…you should hear the things my wife says about me.

Snoop Dog: You mean to tell me you don’t know? Why, a hoe is a whore. And I can name you so many raps…about hoes…you should check it out Lee.

Lee: You mean, like songs?

Snoop Dog: Shit yeah, Lee…I know you’re old, but come on….writing about hoes almost always makes you money. Hell, it made me my first million. In fact, there are tons of great raps about hoes…

Lee: I don’t think I’ve ever heard one, except maybe “The House of the Rising Sun.”

Snoop Dog: Lee, you’re older than my daddy’s underwear.

Okay…let’s see:there’s,… there’s HOES by Too Short, SURROUNDED BY HOES by 50 cents, JAZZY HOES by Jermaine Dupri, SCANDALOUS HOES by Mike Jones, PROJECT HOES by Three 6 Mafia, FREAK HOES by TRU…I GOT HOES by 50 cent, WHEN YOU HOES by Extra Polific, and one I really like..MONEY, CASH, HOES, by Jay-z.

There’s HOES IN MY ROOM, by Lucaris…and hey, I helped him out on that one (heh-) we had a fine time that day.

There’s WATCH DEEZ HOES by Master P, BIG BOOTY HOES, by Notorious B.I.G., HOES CAN BE LIKE NIGGAS, by Three 6 Mafia, who also wrote F&*K Y’ALL HOES.

Let’s see…there’s WHEN WE GET THEM HOES, and WEED, HOES, DOUGH….and my two favorite because I wrote them…GZ UP, HOES DOWN, and HOES, MONEY, AND CLOUT.

Now I know you know what clout means Lee…you got a lot of that. Hell, you almost got as much clout as me! You might get more if you’d do something with that nappy hair.

Oh, and there's one rap that’s real funny Lee…called BALD HEAD HOES, by my homey, Lil Wyte. You’d like this one…wanna hear it Lee?

Lee: Well sure Snoop…those guys in front of us are taking all day…

Snoop: raps “hoe get a fuccin job, hoe get a fuccin crib, go get yourself some hair implants, better yet a fuccin wig. They need some life straightnin, they keep procrastination, maybe Dr. Phil should do a show on bald-headed hoes that’s hatin.”

Lee; Well Snoopy, I suppose Dr. Phil could have a prostitute on, but if she was black could he call her a “hoe” even if she was one?

Snoop: Hell NO! He could let Lil Wyte come on the show and call her one, that would be ok…it would sell the album.

Lee: Well, how come Lil Wyte can rap about “hoes” but Dr. Phil can’t?

Snoop: You mean you don’t know?

Lee: No…

Snoop: Well, he’s a white man. White man can’t say hoe, or call us niggas, or say we have nappy hair.

Lee; Well, why not? I’ve got nappy hair.

Snoop: Cause then, we get real mad.

Lee: But Snoop…you call all your black friends “nigga” I just don’t’ get it. In fact…

Snoop: Like in my song I can say…(raps) “But don’t blow a nigga up or show a nigga up, don’t think a nigga sprung cos yo know a nigga f*&k, in my world a girl is considered a bitch.”

Man, that shit sells Lee…it sells. If we didn’t say nigga in all our songs, I wouldn’t be here with you now, and Jesse Jackson wouldn’t have as much money as he has going around hunting down all the white folks trying to talk like us. Because white people had slaves, I’m making lots of money off the white mans’ guilt, and so is Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. You understand Lee…it’s like having the best little Jeep that everyone wants and it’s your best seller…just ask Nappy Root…he sells a lot of albums, like me.

Lee: Speaking of jeeps Snoop, how about doing a commercial with me? How much would you charge?

Snoop: Oh, a couple of million would do…plus a new Jeep, fully loaded.

Lee: It’s a deal.

Snoop: (Grinning big) Well, as Nappy Root would say. “My shit stay Nappy, split end stay happy.” Give the money to my hoe.

Lee: Hey Snoop…

Snoop: What?

Lee: Is it me? I could swear that squirrel has been listening to us.

Snoop: Yeah, that’s really a nappy- looking little f*&k. (Throws a can of beer at my friend, but misses.)

Lee; Okay, next hoe…I’ll spot ya one.

Snoop: You’re on.

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Nobody’s Perfect: Alright---I made this whole conversation up…I was bored with the whole Imus in the Morning news today.

However, all those songs are real rap songs, and the artists are also real. The words from the rap songs are REAL, …and if you want to get an education in what the young blacks are listening too, and why Imus just thought he was being funny, just go to a song site and google “hoes” or “nappy.”

It’s more fun than watching American Idol, or your backyard squirrels.

Nobody Knows: If I offended any nappy hoes, or CEO’s, or Snoop Dog’s, I beg forgiveness. Squirrels reporters sometimes get their information from MSNBC, which you can’t always trust.

Nobody Cares; I for one, am not going to miss Imus at all. When a performer on TV needs a HUGE stage as big as Montana, with HUGE big screens in back of him because watching him can be almost too painful while your trying to eat breakfast, then he should have retired his nappy self and his nappy hat a long time ago. I suggest they get Snoop Dog to replace him…then no one could get mad.