Nobody Gets Email: 5MB

Nobody Gets Email on Saturday Night: Okay...guess what this is? The year is 1956, and in today's economy...this baggage, weighing over a ton, would probably cost you the price of a new Mustang.

I'll give you a hint. It holds 5MB of storage.

Now, see that little memory stick you have sitting next to your computer? It holds...8MB.

Feel...amazed? Yeah, me too.

Now the next question is: is what does PAA stand for?

And how come the computers got smaller and better, but passenger planes, haven't really changed all that much?

Because most of us can't buy a plane.

And they say that the free market doesn't work.

An American Dream...of a Mexican President

Nobody Wins: Borders


Let me see if I got this right....
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• - IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

• - IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.


• - IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

• - IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

• - IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

• - IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

• - IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

• - IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET................................

1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION...

I did not write the above...it's an email going around...BUT...think about this: in Vicente Fox's book "Revolution of Hope" , he had this to say;

The hope of a Mexican farm boy to rise from truck driver to CEO of Coca-Cola Mexico, then become the first president of a true Mexican democracy...this was an American dream.

So, too, is my dream of a creating a great Union of the Americas to rival the European Union and the economic tigers of Asia, harnessing the power of the world's largest economy to lift people out of the shadowy borders of poverty and into the bright light of promise. This is my American Dream.

And it's also been the dream of all American Presidents since Reagan, which is why...it will continue, even if Palin gets in, or Newt, or Obama, or...Romney, or Giuliani, or Trump, or Jeb, or Rubio, or ....

Nobody Cares About the Gores

Nobody Cares: The Gores are divorcing. I guess that big new house in Malibu Beach was the final blow in what otherwise was a perfect marriage. Anyone who starts out with a spectacular wedding at The National Church, is bound to be cursed.

Tipper, I heard...is claiming bids on the stash in the basement.

(Nobody makes this stuff up)

Personally, I always like Tipper. She played the drums. Any woman who plays the drums can't be all that bad. And if I recall, I don't remember her ever saying anything stupid...which is rare in a political wife.

Good luck Tipper!You have brought hope to many nobodies, because it's nice to see someone in the world has come to their senses. Now, you can finally turn off all those lights!

The Slickness of Bohemian Oil

Nobody Knows who's more evil: A President who plays golf and holds big White House parties while a huge oil rig explosion in the gulf starts pouring thousands of gallons of oil onto the shores of our southern states...or a CEO of that oil company for saying, when asked about the problem... that, "He'd like to get his life back."?

Gee..from this nobody point of view, they both are simply...what...lame? Extremely negligent bordering on criminal? Wouldn't we all be better off if they just got out of the way and went and played basketball in Aruba?

This complete lack of care on our "President's" part has Hollywood going crazy. The famous director, James Cameron, was bursting his very green-eyed Avatar gasket because he knows how to help stop it, and told everyone how to stop it, but they wouldn't listen. Kevin Costner, went to Washington D.C. and BEGGED Congress to use his recently acquired patent of a real oil cleanup appendage, but no one cared. Rosie O'Donnell is so upset, she wants communism, and the sooner the better. She might actually get some results.

So--- why are they both dicking around with their golf balls?

Probably for the same reason that GE is going to kill us all someday with their mercury- filled light bulbs. (Yes, mass murder in a bulb! Clever. And nobody thinks anything of it! Why, you just slowly poison the people...that's it! Think of all the contaminated fish? Bristol Meyer's stock will soar!)

Sorry, I get carried away.

Anyway...Obama is going out full force to blame the CEO of BP...Tony Hayward---Why it's all his fault. BP did not let him know how serious it was. After 52 days, he says he still hasn't talked to the man he would personally fire, but he can sure sound tough. He's going to kick some ass, and put boots on necks, and well, say tough things like.."Just plug the damn hole."

After 52 days, (the same amount of time it took for the Turks to siege Constantinople in 1453) you would have thought he could have picked up the phone. Our politicians not only never read the laws they pass on us, it's beneath them to make a phone call in order to save whole ecosystems and millions of people's jobs. I suppose a President of a country feels that a CEO is beneath him in the pecking order of the universe, therefore he was NOT going to give in.

But here's what we know: British Petroleum merged with Amoco (American) ten years ago. The rig was bought by an American company and made in Korea. The Deepwater Horizon rig is owned by TransOcean, a US company which located it's 'offices' to the Cayman Islands and then to Switzerland. The cementing process which caused the failure was installed by Halliburton, another American company. And yet, the Brits are getting the bad publicity.

What is it about Obama and the Brits? Why does he hate them so? On one of his first days in office he sent the bust of Winston Churchill (a gift he had NO RIGHT to give back because it belongs to the people of the United States)-- he gives it back to the Queen. Then he gives her an IPOD with some funky songs as a cheap gift when he meets her. Hillary insulted her last month by forgetting what day her birthday was on. And they want you to know this. And now, a company which is just as much America as British, is being used to berate them again by beating up on Tony.

Sorry, off subject-- but somehow there is an evil card in this stack that I can't figure out.

I repeat....Why does Obama hate the Brits?

Witnesses say there was a huge fight on the rig before this happened. Some report that the foreman did NOT want to do something without certain safety precautions, and the BP executive on the rig insisted and demanded that they do it his way, and it exploded, which is like saying BP wanted to blow it up.

Or was it a terrorist attack and would Obama admit it if it was? In this world, of leaks, and disinformation, who knows what to believe?

Obama and the Democrats have time and again preached we MUST get off oil production and into the green energy jobs. Our politicians have purposely refused to develop our own oil production. And they have all invested heavily in green global energy stuff.

So...once again...in the globalization of things, what does that tell us?

BP was right on board with Cap and Trade. BP was working with John Kerry to pass cap and trade. They believed in higher taxes, bio fuels, solar panels, the stimulus packages, and the Wall Street bailout. Not to mention Tony is a full fledged "globalist" scholar of Edinburgh, who has worked in China, Russia, Venezuela, and Arizona. He was also on Citi-Group board. And since Cap and Trade is the final nail in the push for the global- government, would it not seem that maybe all this mugging around is just bidding time to show how we must change the world and give our energy control to the government?

A government--- that meets in secret places outside of Congress...like the not-so-secret-anymore woods of the Bohemian Grove, is not transparent, and never will be. Every year... the great men of business and politicians gather, put on robes, and act pretty silly, while they are going around making backwoods' deals. The oil men gather in the CAVEMEN camp...the Presidents and politicians in the OWL camp. And that big effigy they pray to is not a caveman, which tells you who makes the final decisions.

If you are going to destroy a country, in order to replace it with something new...you do it...in small steps. You'd have to be a cavemen to think that Tony is that much of an idiot to not contact Obama about the spill and get it plugged right away. And even an owl knows that when a rig that big blows up, you'd better get on it sooner rather than later.

There are global cavemen and owls, and they are about to make an even bigger mess if their actions keep repeating such unbelievable incompetence.

If we don't stop this; we may have to all go back to our caves, and play bagpipes to the squirrels in hopes we can train them to gather our nuts.

And speaking of nuts...

Nobody's Perfect; Joran van der Sloot

Nobody's Perfect: What is it about serial killers? They get sloppy.

Several years ago, we could not escape Greta Van Susteren having hour long searches for the killer of that pretty young blond who got a bit too drunk and wandered off to have a nice romantic walk on the beach, never to be found again. Every suspected the last guy seen with her, a cocky boy named van der Sloot.

He was cocky because he got RID of that body.

Nevertheless, he almost got caught with a confession when he told an underground "reporter" that he had sex on the beach with her...but she got crazy. (Losers ALWAYS blame the other guy, have you noticed?) Lucky for him, he was near an ocean, daddy had connections, and he got off.

But this time, he was a "special kind of stupid." He takes a girl into a hotel bedroom, murders her, and a camera which he looked right into...caught evidence of him being the last one to see her. This time he left the body in complete open, for everyone to see.

Stoned? Stupid? Or just plain insane? How about--- all three. Not to mention, dear dad, had just died of a heart attack, so he wouldn't be much help.

Well, as far as serial killers are concerned, Jordan was not a sloppy as Jeffery Dalmer, who had so many bodies cut up in his little apartment, that sooner or later, he would have started growing an extra head. But,...on the whole, he was really an idiot.

The moral is: there are many wacko-nuts out there girls...it doesn't matter what country you are in...do NOT go walking in the night, out to nowhere with someone you just met at a bar, no matter how charming and rich, and promising, and lonely you might be.

It just might be your last.

Drudging the Huffy Post

Nobody's Opinion: There was a blue dress. And the dress had a stain. And the stain had the DNA of an President. And that President had the audacity to point his finger at the American public and basically tell us to...shut up and do not question him again. And then he kept lying. And then we found out, just how arrogant and powerful an American President could become.

It was an historical revelation that almost lead to an impeachment.

And the man who exposed that story, which set us on the path to waking up to our politicians in Washington D.C....was Matt Drudge. And he hasn't stopped. Day after day, hour by hour...he tells us what's REALLY going on. And now, they are after him.

Why? Because The Drudge Report is just about all you need for your paper of the day, to tell you what is going on.

That's how good it is.

So, what's a government trying to "reform" into a more Marxist blueprint to do?

They can't beat him. So, the FTC (Federal Trade Commission) want to tax Drudge's Report so that they can use that money to give out to all the liberal newspapers that nobody wants to read anymore because they print state propaganda, and let's face it...most of it is just plain garbage wrapped in pretty paper.

Drudge exposes political corruption. He dares to report it. He is fearless.

And they don't like it one bit.

For years now, the first thing I go to every single day is The Drudge Report, as do millions of others. He's our guy, and we are forever grateful. He knows what's the most important thing on the minds of his readers, and it's always the headline. What instincts. What a reporter.

So---when Obama said he got his news from The Huffington Post---. I must admit, I had never even visited Arianna Huffington's site, because, whenever I see her on TV...she is...what's the word...a gargantuan garbler? It's like listening to your aunt Tessie talk about her daily laundry habits. Okay, I don't have an Aunt Tessie...but if I did, she would NOT be allowed to speak with authority on anything outside our local grocery store or Denny's Restaurant.

Just to be fair, since I do believe that you should always consider both sides of any issue..I went to The Huffington Post...and compared the recent headlines with The Drudge Report on this June, the Sixth...D-DAY..(neither mentioned the event) and here's what I found: The Huffington Post is very nice looking...lots of gossipy pictures, with nice headlines and pictures of authors. It almost as if a Vogue fashion editor decided to go into web design, on her day off, and splash a few expensive handbags.

The Drudge Report, on the other hand, may have only a few pictures, but you have soooo much more 'beef':--you know, the real potatoes, don't mess around with the gravy, just give me the dirt. You want it? You got it.

He has it all.

And today, June the Sixth, 2010...here were a few front page headlines from both:
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Drudge Reports: Our debt would soon pass our GDP. (Picture of titanic sinking).

Huffy Post Reports: Black people are not working... The picture was of a poor black man who looked like he hadn't eaten in ten years, and he was starving. No mention of the rest of us...

Nobody wonders where Ms. Huffington will be when the boat sinks, and will she let that poor black man on her boat? Drudge wins because the economy effects EVERYONE.

Drudge Reports: Obama had ANOTHER big party for himself, with Lionel Richie and George Lopez.

Huffy Post Reports: Obama is pictured standing on a beach swearing to "help." all who suffer from the oil spill.

Nobody wonders why he hasn't thrown a big party to help raise funds for the devastation caused by the oil spill at the White House. But Drudge lets us know that Obama is under so much stress that he needs to have a party every night just to let off steam---Helen Thomas is losing it too. We might need a Helen Thomas party with belly dancers under that famous White House tent in celebration of her moving to...?

Drudge Reports: Our stimulus money is mostly going to an awful lot of students who are studying massage. He also reports that Iran wants to monitor the humanitarian boats going to Gaza.

Huffy Posts Reports: John Kerry writes how wonderful the bill is that he is introducing into the Congress to get an exchange student program going between America and Saudi Arabia. Iran---in the Huffy Post--- gets no mention.

Nobody wonders if Iran is and the Revolutionary guard is going to be allowed to check all the planes coming into America which will be filled with Muslim exchange students. And also, if the Muslims students want to learn how to massage..and if the American exchange students can also be Jewish. And if that is what John Kerry thinks is...fair.

Drudge Reports: At the Bilderburg meeting in Spain, if you even point a camera at an elite, you might not live to read The Drudge Report again. Bill Gates was there giving a speech on, no doubt, his new invention of harnessing nuclear energy.

Huffy Post Reports: A 'sexist event'...complete with video. Mark Hains, a reporter, made a sexist comment to a girl reporter on CNBC when he laughed and said "That's why we don't let women run sports." while talking about the umpire robbing a baseball pitcher of his perfect game. He was joking of course...but to Huffy, that's a federal felony.

Nobody thinks that, God forbid the Huffy Post should report what a lot of men REALLY say, and will continue to say about women until they die. And let's not forget what women say about men. I think the Internet would implode if any of these comments got out. The Huffy Post thinks a sexist comment is MUCH more important than a bunch of elites gathering and deciding the whole world's future, including what my energy bill is going to be when delivered by Bill Gates.

So, the Huffy Post is mostly, the Fluffy Coast. It's sort of Entertainment Tonight with a Hungarian twist. A real fluffington gathering of "progressive" writers.

The Drudge Report is the flag of a reporter that in my Nobody's Opinion, is a modern day American hero. He's an independent, a patriot...a man of the highest integrity, And we need more like him.

BUT....just last week when I went to click on my daily dose of Drudge, I got a BIG surprise.

A big red WARNING sign come up on my computer that flashed:

THE DRUDGE REPORT MAY CONTAIN HARMFUL VIRUSES!!!
Whoa.

Hey...that didn't scare me. My Nobody Opinion is: you're more likely get sick on The Huffington Post.

But if you must go to The Huffy Post...remember what my Aunt Tessie said:

"Occasionally they may stumble over the truth, but hastily pick themselves up and hurry on as if nothing has happened."

I'm beginning to think I should let old Tessie out of the house more often.