Drudging the Huffy Post

Nobody's Opinion: There was a blue dress. And the dress had a stain. And the stain had the DNA of an President. And that President had the audacity to point his finger at the American public and basically tell us to...shut up and do not question him again. And then he kept lying. And then we found out, just how arrogant and powerful an American President could become.

It was an historical revelation that almost lead to an impeachment.

And the man who exposed that story, which set us on the path to waking up to our politicians in Washington D.C....was Matt Drudge. And he hasn't stopped. Day after day, hour by hour...he tells us what's REALLY going on. And now, they are after him.

Why? Because The Drudge Report is just about all you need for your paper of the day, to tell you what is going on.

That's how good it is.

So, what's a government trying to "reform" into a more Marxist blueprint to do?

They can't beat him. So, the FTC (Federal Trade Commission) want to tax Drudge's Report so that they can use that money to give out to all the liberal newspapers that nobody wants to read anymore because they print state propaganda, and let's face it...most of it is just plain garbage wrapped in pretty paper.

Drudge exposes political corruption. He dares to report it. He is fearless.

And they don't like it one bit.

For years now, the first thing I go to every single day is The Drudge Report, as do millions of others. He's our guy, and we are forever grateful. He knows what's the most important thing on the minds of his readers, and it's always the headline. What instincts. What a reporter.

So---when Obama said he got his news from The Huffington Post---. I must admit, I had never even visited Arianna Huffington's site, because, whenever I see her on TV...she is...what's the word...a gargantuan garbler? It's like listening to your aunt Tessie talk about her daily laundry habits. Okay, I don't have an Aunt Tessie...but if I did, she would NOT be allowed to speak with authority on anything outside our local grocery store or Denny's Restaurant.

Just to be fair, since I do believe that you should always consider both sides of any issue..I went to The Huffington Post...and compared the recent headlines with The Drudge Report on this June, the Sixth...D-DAY..(neither mentioned the event) and here's what I found: The Huffington Post is very nice looking...lots of gossipy pictures, with nice headlines and pictures of authors. It almost as if a Vogue fashion editor decided to go into web design, on her day off, and splash a few expensive handbags.

The Drudge Report, on the other hand, may have only a few pictures, but you have soooo much more 'beef':--you know, the real potatoes, don't mess around with the gravy, just give me the dirt. You want it? You got it.

He has it all.

And today, June the Sixth, 2010...here were a few front page headlines from both:
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Drudge Reports: Our debt would soon pass our GDP. (Picture of titanic sinking).

Huffy Post Reports: Black people are not working... The picture was of a poor black man who looked like he hadn't eaten in ten years, and he was starving. No mention of the rest of us...

Nobody wonders where Ms. Huffington will be when the boat sinks, and will she let that poor black man on her boat? Drudge wins because the economy effects EVERYONE.

Drudge Reports: Obama had ANOTHER big party for himself, with Lionel Richie and George Lopez.

Huffy Post Reports: Obama is pictured standing on a beach swearing to "help." all who suffer from the oil spill.

Nobody wonders why he hasn't thrown a big party to help raise funds for the devastation caused by the oil spill at the White House. But Drudge lets us know that Obama is under so much stress that he needs to have a party every night just to let off steam---Helen Thomas is losing it too. We might need a Helen Thomas party with belly dancers under that famous White House tent in celebration of her moving to...?

Drudge Reports: Our stimulus money is mostly going to an awful lot of students who are studying massage. He also reports that Iran wants to monitor the humanitarian boats going to Gaza.

Huffy Posts Reports: John Kerry writes how wonderful the bill is that he is introducing into the Congress to get an exchange student program going between America and Saudi Arabia. Iran---in the Huffy Post--- gets no mention.

Nobody wonders if Iran is and the Revolutionary guard is going to be allowed to check all the planes coming into America which will be filled with Muslim exchange students. And also, if the Muslims students want to learn how to massage..and if the American exchange students can also be Jewish. And if that is what John Kerry thinks is...fair.

Drudge Reports: At the Bilderburg meeting in Spain, if you even point a camera at an elite, you might not live to read The Drudge Report again. Bill Gates was there giving a speech on, no doubt, his new invention of harnessing nuclear energy.

Huffy Post Reports: A 'sexist event'...complete with video. Mark Hains, a reporter, made a sexist comment to a girl reporter on CNBC when he laughed and said "That's why we don't let women run sports." while talking about the umpire robbing a baseball pitcher of his perfect game. He was joking of course...but to Huffy, that's a federal felony.

Nobody thinks that, God forbid the Huffy Post should report what a lot of men REALLY say, and will continue to say about women until they die. And let's not forget what women say about men. I think the Internet would implode if any of these comments got out. The Huffy Post thinks a sexist comment is MUCH more important than a bunch of elites gathering and deciding the whole world's future, including what my energy bill is going to be when delivered by Bill Gates.

So, the Huffy Post is mostly, the Fluffy Coast. It's sort of Entertainment Tonight with a Hungarian twist. A real fluffington gathering of "progressive" writers.

The Drudge Report is the flag of a reporter that in my Nobody's Opinion, is a modern day American hero. He's an independent, a patriot...a man of the highest integrity, And we need more like him.

BUT....just last week when I went to click on my daily dose of Drudge, I got a BIG surprise.

A big red WARNING sign come up on my computer that flashed:

THE DRUDGE REPORT MAY CONTAIN HARMFUL VIRUSES!!!
Whoa.

Hey...that didn't scare me. My Nobody Opinion is: you're more likely get sick on The Huffington Post.

But if you must go to The Huffy Post...remember what my Aunt Tessie said:

"Occasionally they may stumble over the truth, but hastily pick themselves up and hurry on as if nothing has happened."

I'm beginning to think I should let old Tessie out of the house more often.