In the Arms of Presidents

"I'm sorry Bill, I know I owe you one for taking the fall for me on this mess with Sestak thing...but...you just can't bring her into the House tonight...I mean, I'm having a party tonight for the basketball players, and I've invited some of the fellows from Dubai to stay over, and some of the Saudi's might think she's a tent. Why don't you take her to the opera? I'll get you the box. And I'll get you the big limo..."

(Nobody makes this stuff up...and by the way, that's Lady Gaga.)