Protecting our Borders, One Mouse Trap at a Time

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Due to the urgency of the trouble on our southern borders, Janet Napolitano, the Homeland Security Chief, has ordered a new solution.

Two hundred, armed, dangerous, and very highly trained...mouse=traps guards, placed on the borders of Arizona. The training for these lucretive jobs, will start...soon.

Here we see a fine example...of just how this will work much better than any old fence. As we all know, Mexicans LOVE cheese...they put in on their taco's, their burritos, and sometimes, they even smoke it! One finger...and they will be caught!

Good luck to our new border agents...risking their lives to protect our borders! And KUDO's to the Obama administration...for working with Robert Redford on this fine idea.

(Nobody Makes this stuff up because Townhall is down, and I went to the dentist today, and I can't even EAT a piece of cheese. It's about all I can muster.)