Pelosi and Fakih...Friends in Fashion

Nobody Knows what message Nancy Pelosi was trying to convey with this photo:

1. She is a devout Catholic going to

Mass, and thought it proper to cover her head, thereby gaining the admiration of millions of religious Catholic women all over the globe, not to mention those of Latino persuasion, thereby helping to pass the new merging of the government with Christian churches all over the planet with the new EPA rules.

2. She is showing her support for the Muslim women of the world, by covering her head and getting us all used to seeing women from Muslim communities working in our neighborhoods. (like the one at my local McDonald's)

3. She is having a bad hair day...or...

4. She knows this photo speaks to both Christian AND Muslim women, (Not to mention Hollywood babes who get tired of having to ALWAYS look perfect) therefore, as a clever politician working all the angles, she can't lose.

As for the very liberated and pole dancing (Arab) Miss USA, Rima Fakih, she is just happy to be in Donald Trumps contest, where for the first time in American History, an Arab women can get the chance to appear with Donald Trump in his new hotel/casino project in Dubai, where she can...put on the Burka, WHILE she is pole dancing for the sheiks, and make Donald a whole lot of money.

Nobody knows...if Rima will appear in a Burka anytime soon...but this nobody will be watching for it.