Saturday, October 09, 2010

Nobody Gets Email: Teddy's Roosevelt's Immigration

Nobody Gets E-Mail on a Saturday Night:
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

I don't know a lot about Teddy, except that he was FDR's cousin, read a lot, loved to camp and hunt, and was a big believer in expanding the "empire" ..his most impressive feat was building the Panama Canal, which Jimmy Carter pretty much gave to the Chinese.

Glenn Beck has him a a progressive.

Henry Adams...who really adored him, later on saw Teddy lose his "sanity" to socialism, which made Henry Adams very, very, despondent, due to the fact that Henry, like most of the rich, lived and traveled the world from the fruits of his stocks and bonds. Adams was also very much an close adviser to Teddy with Hays. (Therefore the Adams-Hays Hotel across the street from the White used to be THEIR houses)
It is also the house where Adam's wife committed suicide.

Anyway, I'm off subject. These words of Teddy's are SO good, we should post them on the border in big billboards.

Even though we are now by all accounts a bi-lingual country like Canada, it's the least they could do.

Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907.

'In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed,religion or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language.. And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.'
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

Every American citizen needs to read this!


Friday, October 08, 2010

Arnold Wants the Sun, THEN the Presidency

Nobody Remembers-That Arnold Schwarzenegger recently had the Chinese build him a brand new bridge...for China.
"Eee Wus such a DEEEL!!" he said.
He hasn't figure out the cost of GETTING it here, but, for him, it was worth it just to give those Chinese people some jobs.
Yes, the state of California, is running out of much in fact, their credit is no good here. He had to go to China to get the loan, like everyone else.
It's been hard on poor Arnold.
His usual speech is "I OWE YOU...YOU OWE MEEE, SEE HOW HAPPY THIS CAN BE!!!"
(Notice the UFO right above the bridge? This should tell you something.)
Wow. Makes you wish you lived in a state where the Governor deprives starving illegals Mexicans out of billions of construction jobs...because Arnold wants to buy Beijing. And then...He's gonna buy the sun.
(Not sure who owns the sun, but I think it's Japan.)
It's the only way he can get all the solar energy patents and plans in his pocket. In the meantime, he was clever enough to legalize pot so that nobody cared what he did.
"Anyone who owns the sun...can control the world! We need to develop solar energy!NOW!"
Those on the planet that think that Arnold's days are over, should remember his famous words..."I'll be Back"
If a Maoist, community organizer, with no birth certificate can become President...Arnold should have no problem, and we all know he wants the job bad.
I can't wait to here him speak Chinese.


Thursday, October 07, 2010

Bang Your Big Buck On ME Nancy!

Nobody Flashes Letter to House Speaker:

DATE: October 8, 2010

Dear Ms Pelosi:
This letter is to inform you, that due to circumstances beyond my control...I have died. (That's me.)
Due to the information put out today, that $22 million dollars of the stimulus checks were sent to dead people, and to prison inmates, I therefore have to inform you, you forgot me.
I will need-- not one, but three checks a month sent to my house.
You see, somehow you missed me...therefore the reason for this letter. If I was alive and living in New Orleans, I could see the delay. But, as you can see, I am dead. And dead people always get paid first.
If you don't believe that I am dead... you can see by the picture, my gravestone has not been engraved yet, but I assure you, all you have to do is pull up to my house any time this month, and you will see my poor soul lying in my front yard.
You can make out my first check to my dead self once a month...$500.00 dollars should do it.
Please send the second check to the Missouri Correctional, made out to my husband, in the amount of another $500.00 dollars. He will no doubt go to jail, after it is found out that he is cashing the first stimulus checks sent to the dead me...and putting them in his own private account. He will be arrested and sentence for life. (Please do it before he runs off with that stripper from Illinois.)
Forward my stimulus dead checks AND his stimulus prison checks to him every other Monday. He is used to getting paid every two weeks.
Also, we will need reparations of food stamps. You were right Nancy when you said that food stamps would give us more bang for our bucks, because it was the big bang from the food stamps that killed me.
Or maybe it was the soda...nevertheless...we need more bucks because it's too late.
My account manager has just informed me that since the government has allowed the major food chains to sell fattening foods, blowing us all up like blubber butts (just so that they could make fun of us) and also because, since NAFTA, none of the food is being inspected, and also not to mention Bill Clinton dirty deals with Tyson Chicken (all those hormones being pumped into them poor things) the illnesses that I suffered before my demise due to the government's neglect add up to $300,467,209 dollars.
I expect a payment no later than October 31 of this year.
Proud To Be An American..
Dead Nobody
P.S. Tell the IRS that even though I am dead...I never forget a face, or a footprint.
(Do I really have to tell you I make this stuff up?)

RIP....True Patriot..


Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Betting on the Future of Past Presidents?

Nobody Knows what's going to happen just before the 2012 Presidential elections: so---Why don't we make some real Las Vegas/Chicago like bets?

Will any of these Presidents live to see President No. 45? And if not, which one is likely to go first?

Politicians are such an easy bunch of coral dust. If they hold one position one year...just give them a few months, and they will hold the very opposite the next time re-election comes up. Lying is just so darn easy for all of them. Nothing is more important than saying what the people want to hear.

John McCain...the man who stood tall with Ted Kennedy on amnesty, turned full circle on the subject, to get reelected in Arizona...which he did. He just put up Sarah Palin again, and he in.

That jackass Reid (thanks to Rush Limbaugh, I can finally use my free speech!) in Las Vegas did the same turn on his stand on immigration.

I say this to show the very real FUBBS (f%*$ up beyond belief) that they are...but then, you knew that.

President Obama, knows that his party is not going to get the white "hopeful" vote of those uneducated white working folks, who voted for him before, even though they were uneducated then too.

So, he is doing backyard barbecues, pining metals on white war hero's, and sending his beloved fans and cabinet members onto FOX...the most hated place in the world to Obama...because, it's the only place he can reach these religious, gun-toting people.

Add Bill Clinton and Michelle on the campaign trail, and you have lots of airplane and limo gas fumes going up and cutting the earth's chances of survival down to just a few more minutes with all the toxic gas they are sending up to the atmosphere.

Let's make another video!

But what happens if all this sucking up to the white guy doesn't work? Just think: How politically propitious it would be if a Jimmy Carter or a Bill Clinton should pass away RIGHT before the next Presidential election? Especially the beloved Bill Clinton, who is by all the latest polls more popular than Obama.

Bill Clinton's funeral would make Ronald Reagan's funeral look like a small town affair. I wouldn't be surprised if he laid in wake in the U.N. and be pulled by a whole slew of Arabian horses, all the way back to D.C., complete with all the Irish, the Russians, the Chinese, and the Muslims walking behind the coffin throwing flowers. Hillary and Chelsea would follow in black limo's.

Take that back to the circus and smoke it!

According to their health...Bill Clinton is in the worst shape. Four major heart surgeries and a diet of kelp is not likely to keep him up for the chase much longer. Jimmy, on the other hand, just stopped a plane because he threw up...a power that lots of us would love to have.

"Yes, stewardess...Would you land the plane please? I'm going to be sick."

Daddy Bush, looks fine, but how do we know? He could be on his last breathe for all we know, he never comes out in public. But, Daddy wouldn't DARE die during this reelection because Obama would do just about anything to prevent a big funeral for him. We'd be lucky to catch the news on CNN.

So now, you might be thinking I'm hoping for Mr. Clinton to die...well think again.

Obama, would make the biggest show for the Democratic/Socialist party that the world has ever seen. Only the Queen could surpass the pomp. The sight alone would kill millions in grief, and the other half of us would have heart attacks and strokes at just having to witness the hypocrisy of it all.

But, having said that...I would have NO guilt whatsoever if when the NEXT heart attack comes to Clinton, the doctors would say to him..."Sorry, due to the passage of the recent health care law, we will not operate any's your time Bill. We need to save the Latino children. Thank goodness Hillary worked so hard on getting that past...Thanks Bill, shall I call in your family now?"

We must wait and see. Personally, I think these guys are going to live to be 100 years old, does make you wonder.

Is one election so important, that they would use the "sadness" of a President dying to promote their agenda's ?

How often have such "coincidences" occur in the history and politics of men?

It something to think about...want to make a bet? Mmmmm--- what are the odds?


Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Got Hair?

Nobody Reports:
When the world collapses into one big fubar of depression...
Girls, do not fret.
You can always make clothes out of your hair.
Guys...when that happens, pray that you are in America, and not China.
And Lady Gaga's shoes...are made out of human bone.
(Just kidding, I have no idea what those things are or how anyone could even walk in them, but somehow she manages.)
Yes, these outfits are made out of human hair.
What's next? Solar paneled human hair lampshades...of course!


Monday, October 04, 2010

Is threatining to blow up people...a "hate crime" ?

Nobody Reports:

What would be considered a more hideous "hate" crime:

1. A man who lives in the Netherlands, heads up a conservative Freedom Party, who wants to stop the immigration of all Muslim immigrants in order to save his own country from being taken over...who feels and says he considers the Quran to be a fascist book...


2. Environmental British globalists who are tired of waiting around for the people of the world to get on board their globalist "eco" agenda, and so they threaten with violent example to blow everyone up, in bloody detail, if they don't comply.

Geert Wilders is being tried in his country for "hate speech." He could receive a years imprisonment.

No one we know will be prosecuted for blowing up innocent little kids (and adults) on a video. But if it were up to this nobody....

I'd lock them up and make them watch the video over and over every day for at least three years. This is NOT Monty Python.

I'm just saying.

And Miss Gillian Anderson----should have skipped the nose job and quitting the X-Files.

And she has children---go figure.

So what IS a hate crime? Threatening to save your country? Or threatening to blow and kill, and maim all the people on the planet who will not give in to global eco tryanny?

Pretty sad that they had to resort to this.

(Thanks to Glenn Beck for posting it for all to see.)


Sunday, October 03, 2010

The Everyday People of One Nation

Nobody's Opinion: Not too long ago, I was watching reruns of old bands who had made their appearances back in the 1960's on The Ed Sullivan Show, and I noticed something I had never noticed before...Sly Stone was performing his hit , "Everyday People" with his band, and it was the members of that band that struck me as being very interesting. I don't think I've ever SEEN such diversity of people. Here was a black man, who had not one, but TWO women musicians, (One was black) one Spanish musician, a WHITE drummer, and another black musician, and as I listened to the lyrics it dawned on me:
Wow...they started with the "diversity" crap all the way back in the Sixties! Sly Stone, purposely filled his band with different people to make a statement. That band COULD have been put together by promoters with agenda's. That happens all the time.

Sometimes I'm right then I can be wrong
My own beliefs are in my songs
A butcher, a banker, a drummer and then
Makes no difference what group I'm in
I am everyday people

If you had the tenacity to watch the ONE NATION event last Saturday, where the unions, the communists, and the black caucus of liberals gathered on the Capital would have heard once again, Sly Stones' song- Everyday People being played for a whole new generation of hippies. In, fact, saw a lot of the old peace signs, and a lot of young black people singing along. I felt as if I should run and put on my old bell bottoms and dig up my old hippie beads, and start dancing around with flower petals.

It was the sixties all over again. The main menu and common theme of the event was we are ONE NATION...gays, blacks, Hispanics, illegals, and we all have a right to jobs, health care, jobs, and so we must all get along!

Except for those white tea party people...they are evil. Harry Bellefonte even said so.

There is a blue one who can't accept
The green one for living with
a black ones tryin' to be a skinny one
Different strokes for different folks
And so on and so on and scooby dooby dooby

Ooh sha sha
We gotta live together

So, if you wonder if Sly was part of a marketing ploy to promote "diversity," then you have to wonder why the head of the NAACP at the meeting is a Mulatto. He was about as white as my mother. Was he picked for that position, or voted in? And we have a BLACK Republican leader.

Nothing in politics is a coincidence. (FDR)

I am no better and neither are you
We're all the same whatever we do
You love me you hate me
You know me and then
Still can't figure out the bag I'm in
I am everyday people

My goodness...we could all just get along if the government would just give us all free jobs, free education, free medical care...Castro be proud.

A lot of bad things were said about the tea party people, and there was one sign that said, "Fight Hate, Turn off Fox News." But, it's okay to hate the tea party, because they're racist.

There is a new man
That doesn't like the short man
For being such a rich one
That will not help the poor one
Different strokes for different folks
And so on and so on scooby dooby dooby

Ooh sha sha
We got to live together

Funny, they keep talking about changing the old ways, and then they give us...the SIXTIES! A horrible memory, please...they keep trying to drag us back.

Bury that sucker will ya!

Now many boomers have woken up and realized they were drugged with hallucinogenics and sex, and pretty much wasted their youth on both. While we were fighting in Vietnam to stop the communists, they came over here and infiltrated our universities...not to mention, Bill and Hillary Clinton's world view.

I noticed there were mostly black people at the One Nation event, I thought it a riot that at exactly 4p.m. the crowd disappeared before La RAZA came on. George Clinton and his band of merry revolutionist played to a crowd of about thirty old white people. Somewhere, free booze and food was being handed out to all the unions for doing their duties. .

So much for us all getting along. The least the blacks could have done was stick around to give La RAZE their ONE NATION support.

There is a yellow one that won't
Accept the black one
That won't accept the red one
That won't accept the white one

Different strokes for different folks
And so on and so on and
Scooby dooby dooby
Ooh sha sha
I am everyday people

While this whole festivals of Chavez was going on, Obama and Rahm Emanuel got out of dodge. and the pundits on the cable networks were all taking about his statement last week. He mentioned for his base to remain faithful...and that it took us a long time to end slavery...

Put in context of his actions and words and supporters--- that can only mean that what he really meant by that statement is that changing this country from a freedom loving people, to communism won't happen overnight. The communists writings have always taught that to go from Capitalism to Communism you must become a socialist first.

These people want jobs...provided by the government.

The government is broke. So, where do they think all this money is going to come from to pay for their jobs? The government? Where does the government get it's money? Thin air?
When you keep a country so ignorant that they don't even comprehend simple mathematics, all you can do is put on your old flip flops and sing:

And so on ,and so on...and Scooby dooby dooby...
We got to fight together...
We are....American people.