Arnold Wants the Sun, THEN the Presidency

Nobody Remembers-That Arnold Schwarzenegger recently had the Chinese build him a brand new bridge...for California....in China.

"Eee Wus such a DEEEL!!" he said.

He hasn't figure out the cost of GETTING it here, but, for him, it was worth it just to give those Chinese people some jobs.

Yes, the state of California, is running out of money...so much in fact, their credit is no good here. He had to go to China to get the loan, like everyone else.

It's been hard on poor Arnold.

His usual speech is "I OWE YOU...YOU OWE MEEE, SEE HOW HAPPY THIS CAN BE!!!"

(Notice the UFO right above the bridge? This should tell you something.)

Wow. Makes you wish you lived in a state where the Governor deprives starving illegals Mexicans out of billions of construction jobs...because Arnold wants to buy Beijing. And then...He's gonna buy the sun.

(Not sure who owns the sun, but I think it's Japan.)

It's the only way he can get all the solar energy patents and plans in his pocket. In the meantime, he was clever enough to legalize pot so that nobody cared what he did.

"Anyone who owns the sun...can control the world! We need to develop solar energy!NOW!"

Those on the planet that think that Arnold's days are over, should remember his famous words..."I'll be Back"

If a Maoist, community organizer, with no birth certificate can become President...Arnold should have no problem, and we all know he wants the job bad.

I can't wait to here him speak Chinese.