When the world collapses into one big fubar of depression...
Girls, do not fret.
You can always make clothes out of your hair.
Guys...when that happens, pray that you are in America, and not China.
And Lady Gaga's shoes...are made out of human bone.
(Just kidding, I have no idea what those things are or how anyone could even walk in them, but somehow she manages.)
Yes, these outfits are made out of human hair.
What's next? Solar paneled human hair lampshades...of course!