Nobody Gets Email: Joe Biden--saving the jobs of Cattle Guards!

Nobody Flashes the mind of Joe Biden....even he doesn't flash it too much, which is a good thing, since he thinks that he is actually "third" in line to take over as President if anything should happen to Obama.

This week, a favorite e-mail from my friend MONA...a real pip of a woman who should be Vice President...if we lived in another universe where Joe Biden sells used Toyotas for a living.

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CATTLE GUARDS, THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THEM WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAW OF PHYSICS!

You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet.

For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.

A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the “cattle” guards immediately!

Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any “cattle” guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining for Arizona border guards.

'Times are hard', said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families!'

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Yes...and they want US to not reproduce!