Rahm Talks To Dead Fish
Nobody Reports that it was a sad, sad day for the White House. Rahm Emanuel, the man who pretty much told Obama everything to do and say and eat...the man who put the Presidential telepromter to bed every night...left.
Remember, we have been told that the right hand man of President Bush, Karl Rove, told Bush what to do...so Rahm Emanuel...did the same.
It's their job. Then they go on to become Fox News or CNN Pundits and continue to tell the rest of us what to do.
It's their job.
If you witnessed the tearful scene, you would have witnessed one of the greatest love stories ever performed in history. We haven't seen this much love in the White House since Ronald and Nancy danced at the Queen's Ball.
I really don't know who looked sadder...Obama, Rahm...or the Fish.
Oh, didn't you hear? They gave him a fish wrapped up in newspaper as a token of their affection.
The fish, whose name was Harry, the one that was given to Rahm as a go away present, sent me this report:
Harry the FISH: Oh my god...I can't believe I had to be taken out for this! Look at that guy, he's standing next to the President with both hand on his hips as if HE thinks he's at a little league game...and he ran the whole country, and what an EGO! He has NO respect! You would have thought he just swam the whole Amazon in three minutes flat!
And who's he winking at? The President is almost on the floor with grief and he just keeps...
Hey...there he goes again. What..he think he's George Clooney? Wink again...go ahead sucker.
And the President...he looks so sad. I've never seen him look sadder.
Okay, what's up with these two guys? Ya know? I mean...look at him catching a "smell"...just look. I mean, so what if he has a family...he was one of them ballerina's...ya know? I mean, that just ain't natural. Not in my world.
Okay, Obama is talking about why Rahm lost his finger...when he was a kid? HAAAA! I love it.
Give it to em' boys...Okay, now he's gonna talk....
WHAT? Obama saved the world from disaster? Hey, I don't know if those two has looked out the window lately... or even at the gulf! What they did to my cousin Tony...they should pay!
Now Bally Boy is saying they did so much GOOD...and wait.. the tough guy's gonna cry.
What's with all these guys crying? For crying out loud...get a grip! Hey, kiss and get it over with will ya?
What did the President say? Rahm was the first person he saw in the morning and the last person he saw at night?
Oh boy. Put me back in the water. This guy doesn't deserve a fish.
What? He is gonna be Mayor of the BEST CITY in America? Their hometown Chicago?
Boy...those New Yorkers aren't gonna like that one bit. I mean, that was a REAL slap in the old hook, line, and sinker.
Yeah...go on...go back to Chicago, you...you.... Just stay off CNN...you and that fishy doctor brother of yours.
Yeah, you boys have been working on getting rid of the old people for way too long, and you got your way...sharks...all of ya.
Don't worry boys...the fish down at the docks got a big present for you both...they call it "votes," only, it might not be the ones you're expecting. These votes might just come at cha with smelly newspapers stuck on em. I'm talking to my cousin Vinny...he has connections in places you guys don't even know about.
Don't sound too good to me, but hey, what do I know? I'm having trouble with these teeth...
Hey, that ballerina guys really does have some pretty nice fingers!
Come here....come on...gimma a bite! Lean over here... I'm not dead yet!
(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up)