Friday, March 13, 2009

Send Them Out For Coffee

Nobody Wins: In the mist of the country falling apart, we are now seeing the “differences” among us come together in a way we never dreamed of. The rich are getting hammered too, something that many of us here in the “working” classes of the Midwest never imagined could happened, on such a scale.

The rich stealing from the rich? Now, there’s a juxtaposition that is actually a bit fun to watch from the “cable guys and gals” of the remote forests of fly-over country.

And don’t for a minute let them tell you it’s because of class envy, because it’s not.

As everyone listens to see if the famous robber-baron Bernard Madoff actually goes to jail finally, we are reminded that while (despite what many political pundits may tell you), the common American isn’t always resentful or jealous of the billionaire that makes his money honestly, giving the rest of us jobs. On the contrary, it gives us all hope.

But we ARE really angry at the ones who blatantly steal from the rest of us through fraud, maliciousness and downright criminal greed. We feel that they should adhere to the “rule of law” and go to jail like the rest of us.


As we have seen from all the many Obama appointee cabinet tax-dodgers, it doesn’t actually work that way with our rich. They have a “get out of jail’ card free that really is getting the rest of us pretty fed-up. It’s not about how much money they have, it’s about how they get it, and use it to make the rest of us miserable.

And the rich guys that do this the very best work for us, or SO they say.

Now, we are hearing discussions about how maybe “capitalization” doesn’t work. Not anymore, they say...why, just look what has happened? The greedy rich got even greedier, and they even stole from each other, and now there are fewer billionaires!

What’s a capitalistic country to do? We must change our greedy capitalistic ways and “spread the wealth around” as Obama told Joe the Plumber.

This absurd denouncement of the “rich” comes from the richest mother of them all: our politicians, who have the incombustible nerve to chastise the rich capitalist robber- barons for daring to steal from the rest of us, when compared to their crimes to the average citizen, the biz guys look like amateurs.

It’s like Godzilla vs Barney.

It doesn’t take a genius to see they are all in bed with each other so to speak.

So...may I suggest we keep Guantanamo open and throw the worst lot of them in, and give them a nice life, away from us all. Why waste a good compound?

Capitalism would have been fine, if it hadn’t have gotten into bed with the filth of power hungry politicians whose game in life is social, economic, and political engineering…to benefit themselves and their own vast fortunes and families who almost always come from the breeding grounds of the elite in Harvard and Yale.

The Pirates of the Caribbean hold no candle the Pirates of the IRS.

The East and the West coast rule us anyway it seems, and the Midwest, who get up every day, and try to at least go by the golden rule of capitalism have been shut off.

For instance---this may be neither here nor there, but I was thinking the other day how very seldom it is here in St. Louis that you meet a New Yorker…one that lives here.

But evidently there is one. My husband is working with two women in his office, and one is a New Yorker. Everyone else is from the Midwest, and it seems, this girl is driving everyone crazy.

She comes in, and the first thing she does is go into her office, and drink her coffee. She is the assistant manager. If there are customers, everyone else (including the manager) rushes to take care of them, while she finishes her morning coffee and makes phone calls.

It seems, according to my husband, that no one can stand her because she always complains about every little petty thing, never stays focused on one thing, leaves chaos with every missed order: in other words, she is a lousy communicator.

Nevertheless, she certainly can blame everyone when something is not done.

Now…the manager is a woman. And yet, she can’t get her assistant manager in line.

And here comes the cultural differences. I wonder just now many people in New York go into their offices and right away waste the first hour doing nothing but drinking coffee.

While here in the Midwest, it’s right to work, whatever that is. The coffee is drunk in the car, or at home, before the office. Class differences? Geography?

It could be just a “family” thing. But, as we all know, we still have big cultural differences in this country. Every country on the planet does.
So, what happened here? Did our country’s Puritan work ethic get lost on the speculators of the Wall Street debacle? When you make money out of thin air, something you can do while drinking your morning coffee, the real money making market where capitalists have always worked the best, by physically creating a product, basically gets destroyed.

There was also a story on Fox this morning about a man who split up (I believe it was 9 million dollars) bonuses among his employees. The company was manufacturing wireless components, and the employees had a big incentive to make it work. So the two bosses split the 9 million bonuses with their workers.

While some might say this is socialism, one might argue it's the very philosophy of what Adams Smith was saying…men will work harder if they think they too can become rich. This boss claimed the workers were the ones that made the money so much money, therefore they deserved a slice of it. It was his company---his choice to share in the profits. And the company is doing great. Bill Gates also used this little trick, and look where it got him.

BUT---when only the government becomes rich, and takes over all manufacturing…it isn’t capitalism that has failed…it’s our elected politicians.

I say, we send them all down to Guantanamo. They can have aaaaalllll the morning coffee they want…and we can start over.
We'll even serve them Starbucks.


Thursday, March 12, 2009

Nobody Wins: Universal Dental Care

Nobody Wins: If you think going to the doctor is going to be hard, when Obama finally takes us into Universal Health care...

Remember, going to the dentist should also be fun!


Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Nobody Cares If We Save Dubai

Nobody Cares: The American taxpayer has come to the rescue of that poor town, that has no oil or gas, called Dubai.

Due to running out of money, half their buildings just disappeared! Of course the bottom half of these buildings have to be rebuilt, and since Citibank just got a bunch of money from the American taxpayer, this noble jester is so much more important than our needs right now, since the American buildings are still whole. At least we know where the bottom of our buildings are!

Besides, in Dubai, there is no income tax, it's only fair.

Billions will be needed to rebuild, and many men that had jobs will be released out of jail. And on top of that, the biggest airport in the world needs to be found, due to the fact that some of the luxury cars said to have been abandoned when the disaster hit, are overdue at the rentals.

Let's hope we are in time to save poor Dubai from disaster.


Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The Beat Goes On...

Remember that Sonny and Cher song?
The Beat Goes On…
The Beat Goes On…
Drums keep pounding Rhythms to the brain…
Ya de da de de…, Ya de da de da….

Nobody Knows: Here we are going into March, and the winds of “Listen to what I say are the facts, not what you think are the facts.” are being bombarded at us from every communications device ever invented.

If dogs could talk, I’m sure they’d find a way to get to them too.

It’s a springtime Monday and Obama just got off drumming his breakfast plate of, “Here is what we are going to do, and you are going to be happy about it” golden curtain moments of social engineering, in front of a admiring crowd of “educators.”

Obama--- just can’t seem to get away from those gold curtains---somebody help us.

Anyway, here are some nobody thoughts, that if taken apart, mean nothing, but like a big puzzle, put together, might again mean---nothing, but that’s not stopping me from speculating!

The Beat goes on….the beat goes on….

Nobody Knows: Obama said this morning that the reason we are so behind other countries in our educational system is because our kids need to get into state schools earlier than kindergarten. To Obama, fresh out of the cloned womb would be nice, but until that time, he is planning on setting up MORE educational schools for the babies. After all, mom’s need to work and somebody has got to take care of all those kids.

Getting kids before kindergarten, he said, is the only way to assure that those babies will grow up to go onto college. Well-trained nannies called “nurses” will take these “mostly Latino” babies and take good care of them, in order to train them for the future.

It’s important that your nine-month old learn how to recycle his diapers.

As Hillary so dolorously reported in her book, “It Take a Village,” France, that leading country of education and innovation, puts their kids into schools at one-year or younger! Too bad Hillary’s parents didn’t get her to France in time.

Obama also said parents will be rewarded for cooperating with his “program”, and teachers should never ever be laid off. BUT… bad teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach, and since he can’t lay them off, they should stop teaching and be given a job giving out loans for Fannie and Freddie; a place where they can use their talents in a more productive way.

Drums keep a pounding rhythms to the brain…

Nobody Knows: Hillary gives Russia a red button to push as a “joke”? I don’t know about you, but any fool that would give Russia even the slightest hint of pushing a red button, should be fired immediately and sent to France to teach children.

Ya da a da de….ya da da da daaaaa….

Nobody Knows: Last night, on 24, the woman President took time out to beg the viewers to please help save our planet from melting down with global warming. This happened right after she was almost killed by a black man who’s was the leader of one country she was trying to save. Jack saved her life, but she didn’t bother to thank him, which is, as everyone knows, is beneath a President dignity.

And last week, Jack Bauer, took time out to give us the same message.

Pretty soon, every single sit-com star is going to be doing a “special” message for the government in order to sell this new global taxation in the name of saving the world.

I expect Tom Hanks will have his come-out any day now.

So, who is going to give the message on 24 next week? I suggest…Prince Charles. He is now saying we have only 100 days before Jack Bauer can save the world, and I say we let Jack torture him, now.

After all, I don’t think the planet is going to survive Ted Kennedy being knighted.

The Beat Goes On…the beat goes on…

Nobody Knows: Believe it or not, I don’t believe that the poor Australians are suffering from climate change. I think the earth wobbled a bit a few years ago, which affected the whole planets’ sea and wind patterns, and we are due for an ice age, which is always preceded by warm and sometimes nasty weather…and our “leaders” know this fact, and are just taking advangtage of it.

The scabs!

So lots of people are having lots of fun going around starting fires, to further promote the “cause” of we need to develop new technology so that a GE and Ford Motor Companies can start up their new global product lines.

Hey, I have a right to speculate like a Wall Street kamikaze! And I have facts too! Show me a Sunspot and I will show you a desert!

Drums keep pounding rhythms to the brain…

Nobody Knows: why it takes me such a long time to find the perfect picture for my kitchen wall. That right there should tell you why 4 million economic experts can’t decide what to do about anything.

La da a da deee, La de da de daaaaa…

Nobody Knows: This idea of letting New York and Los Angeles just go their own way, and the rest of the country succeeding and going back to basics…is being kicked around more than I thought it would be. Chuck Norris wants to be President of Texas, and I say, we let him.

Yes, America is waking up and smelling the bar-be-que!

I suspect that’s why they are doing a special series coming up on Television called “Kings”, where one powerful man rules the United States. They want to convince Americans that this tyrannical government of a thousand Czars that we have now, is something we should be grateful for!

Clever buggers.

And the Beat Goes On...

Nobody Knows: Last night on the TV show “Medium” we were taught that we should all rush down to our local hardware store and buy survival backpacks. Obama is on Jeopardy. Next thing you know, a man from India will win American Idol.

I say we elect a Polar Bear for President. That should make them feel better.

And the social engineering beating drums of the masses goes on, and on, and on....

Ya da a da de….ya de da de da…….


Monday, March 09, 2009

Dr. Phil : Pimping Nadyalina

Nobody's Perfect: The subject for today is Dr. Phil.
Uhhhh...what's wrong with this picture?
I was going to stay away from this other side of the female Ted Bundy coin named Nadya Suleman, but when Dr. Phil gave her and her mother a whole hour on his program so they both could smile sweetly and say, "We really need a new five bedroom house, (sigh)...yes we do00."
And when Dr. Phil nodded that yes, they did!
That was just too much. Really, Doc. You are more demented than she is.
Dr. Phil jumped right in on this better than your average baby carrier, as a spectacular pimp, which is exactly what he is doing with this story...pimping his way to the bank.
"Why, this poor woman, whatever her problems, needs OUR help!" he says.
Personally, if she had been born into the Ted Kennedy family, she would have made an excellent Treasury Secretary.
Come on, Dr. Phil. Here is a woman, who notices that she resembles Angelina Jolie, and so she figures out a way to dupe the whole lot of you guys, by getting plastic pumped-up lip surgery.
What a CON!
She speaks so soft and sexy, and she is so innocent, all she had to do was CARRY those eight kids and pick up that welfare check! Nine months in bed? How hard can that be?
Nice work if you can get it...and she did.
The sad new is: she wanted a five-bedroom house, and since Dr. Phil has suckered millions of people to send her their hard earned money...her father got just enough to buy a $564,900 beautiful new home, with only FOUR bedrooms.
Dr. Phil also got her volunteers to take care of all her kids.
Uhhhh...does he realize what he is starting here? I don't think he cares.
Dr. Phil plans to have Nadyalina on again, and again, and AGAIN...and...who knows how much money they can raise for those poor children! And if there are more immigrants coming into the country and getting vitro fertilization in order to really milk us...
Dr. Phil WILL be there!
After all, as Dr. Phil will tell you..."Self Matters." And he is living proof.
Frankly, I don't know which one is worse: The immigrant who figured out a way to get free taxpayer money to pay for the rest of her life...
Or the "psychiatrist" who is helping her.
They both should be in jail. They are using innocent legally steal,
and what's worse, they both know it.


Sunday, March 08, 2009

Find the Comode

Nobody's Opinion:
While the news all over the world today is grimmer than bung fodder from Thailand...the bankers of the world are getting together in London that they can be ready to make their pleas at the upcoming G-20 summit.
Yes, the world bank is going to make it's biggest request yet: the WTO wants part of the "stimulus" from you, your children, and your great-great-great grandchildren. They need it...for a global stimulus!
No wonder Obama is telling everyone not to hide their money under their mattresses.
The world bank wants the "wealthy governments" to create a "vulnerability fund" from their own economies for "assisting" poor countries.
I want to know what dweeb thought up that phrase. Someone kick for me.
Hey, I've been "vulnerable" all my life---nobody wanted to "fund" me.!
In other words, whatever they can grab from you, the WORLD BANK wants some of it to "redistribute" to whomever they see fit! Those poor, poor vulnerable countries!
Hey, why not? I say we just have a game on TV called, "SPEND THE MONEY!" And put up pictures of starving people in India. Let everyone make a bid of how to spend a million dollars.
Wait...Oprah did that show, and it flopped. Oh...yeah, I forgot.
Rober Zoellick, (the man who runs the WTO show) also suggested that every single dictator on the planet, and his friends and their friends, also get built into their offices all over the world---these very necessary new digital bathrooms. Only about a thousand are needed at the moment.
Yes, these bathrooms will be necessary, because in many poor places in the world, there ARE no decent bathrooms for the WTO bankers! What's a poor WTO banker to do?
After all, these WTO bankers are going to be working far into the night, trying to decide just what countries are "vulnerable" enough to get the money from the American Taxpayers.
They might have to hire some thugs from the unions to go rough them up a bit.
In the meantime, while all the news is that the world is now and forever more...bankrupt, and nobody has any money, there is a new site on the Internet....just set up.
E-bay for billionaires.
A place where Robert Zoellick will be able to swap a rich country for a poor one.
A place where Al Gore's can swap all his weather charts for underwater scuba gear.
A place where Chevez can swap Bolivia for Cuba...
A place where Wall Street is for sale, but no one is bidding...
A place where Rosie O'Donnel can swap her wedding ring for a new TV show.
And if anybody out there can figure out where the toilet is in this picture...feel free to inform me.
For the life of me, all I see is bung fodder, and a laptop.