Nobody Cares If We Save Dubai

Nobody Cares: The American taxpayer has come to the rescue of that poor town, that has no oil or gas, called Dubai.

Due to running out of money, half their buildings just disappeared! Of course the bottom half of these buildings have to be rebuilt, and since Citibank just got a bunch of money from the American taxpayer, this noble jester is so much more important than our needs right now, since the American buildings are still whole. At least we know where the bottom of our buildings are!

Besides, in Dubai, there is no income tax, it's only fair.

Billions will be needed to rebuild, and many men that had jobs will be released out of jail. And on top of that, the biggest airport in the world needs to be found, due to the fact that some of the luxury cars said to have been abandoned when the disaster hit, are overdue at the rentals.

Let's hope we are in time to save poor Dubai from disaster.