Friday, April 01, 2011

What Do These People Have in Common?

Making the List of Acceptable Risks: What do these People Have in Common? Nobody Remembers one of the reasons for Charles Lindbergh's great success, was that he was, according to his youngest child, Reeve Lindbergh, "an inveterate list maker. We used to make fun of him." He would follow his kids around with lists for them to do. To Charles, they were a point of self- preservation, and he insisted that lists were part of the important mental task of taking and being prepared for calculated, acceptable risk. Gee...I guess Bernanke didn't keep lists, nothing about TARP was acceptable or calculated. (Or was it?) Lindbergh used to make great lists before a flight, and even the fishing hooks (in case of a crash over the Arctic) were counted and weighted several times. Every ounce meant less fuel. Another famous list maker, according to those who know her, is Madonna. It seems she gets in her limo and marks off all she has to do that day. People who have worked for her say she is almost obsessed with list making. Nobody wonders if she gives HER kids lists of things to do? Once, Gene Simmons went practically crazy when he lost his little black appointment book on his show. Seventy percent of the people in the world, it is said, make lists. Some of them even use sticky notes on their computer. I make lists, but then, I almost never finish my daily tasks. Out of a list of fifteen, if I am lucky, I might make it to four. Show me a man or women who finishes their list every single day, and I'll bet you they are 1. famous and 2. probably rich. That kind of drive takes superhuman effort. Not to mention---no kids, no pets, no demanding spouse, no house, no dishes, no laundry, no email, no Supernatural reruns, and no earthquakes, tornadoes, or hurricanes. It also helps if you don't have to cook. The only good piece of advice that I ever got from Bill Clinton, came from his book called, "My Life" which, I must say, is about the most boring book you can ever pick up...but it DID have one redeeming factor which was...Bill told us all to make lists each and every day, and do the most important thing first, then go down the list and finish things off in the matter of their importance. No doubt it's one of the reasons why some little fat boy from Arkansas grew up to be one of the most powerful men in the world: He made lists. And don't you wonder what happened to those "lists?" I bet if we could find some of Bill Clinton old lists, we would not only find thousands of telephone numbers, (and bank accounts) but lists of White House enemies, and who he had audited. Because Bill took a calculated risk even making them, you can bet they have all been shredded. You would think by the horrible failure of the current administration, that nobody is keeping any lists at the White House...but that's not quite true. Obama has a blackberry. So, in the fine Nixononian tradition of keeping lists...I can only speculate what a daily list on Obama's blackberry might look like... 'President' Obama's List of THINGS TO DO TODAY Things with calculated risk: 1. Make sure they put your Presidential Logo on Cardboard Easter Eggs for the Easter Egg Hunt. Make sure the Easter Party inside has the real chocolate ordered from France. 2. Call Louis Farrakhan. Explain that this war will get him reelected, and remind him that that's important for the Muslim Nation. Mention that Kaddafi is okay. 3. Send Michelle to the Bahamas for another vacation. 4. Golf: tee time tomorrow, and Sunday. Bring the clubs Tiger gave you. Send Air Force One to pick up Jeffery. 5. Photo-op with NBA players at 1pm. Let them all stay overnight for a big party. 6. Lunch with Beyonce. (Keep the NBA players away for at least an hour) 7. Meet with Jeb Bush to go over immigration reform at 3pm. 8. Invite Donald Trump to White House, but then cancel. 9. Fly to Chicago to meet Rahm for dinner. Make sure Daley knows he can fly on Air Force One. Go over strategy for re-election. 10. Get Invites out to all highest campaign contributors to get a ride on Air Force One to Dublin. COST: $500,000 a seat. Make sure Stevie gets to come. 11. Invade Libya, but make sure it doesn't get out 12. Make sure you call George Soros before you retire, you know how he hates it when you don't. So, you can see that there are LISTS...and there are lists. They are not all the same. which means, after reading Obama's list mine is starting to make me look a lot more like Lindbergh. I'm going to start weighing my essays from now on, because, I'm sure even Charles would agree....I am taking a calculated risk just writing this.


Thursday, March 31, 2011

Blowing Gumballs with George and Laura

Nobody's Fool: I don't know about you, but the LAST thing I want to hear from an X-American President and his wife is how they are going to spend all their remaining years devoted to bringing education, and jobs to Afghanistan women. What about AMERICAN woman? What a bunch of holy gumballs. That's right. I said gumballs. I spent a few hours today blowing gumballs off my driveway. I hate gumballs. I know that mother nature gave the sweet gum tree a special gift in this world.. " God said, "Be fruitful and multiply!" and it does...all over my driveway and backyard. My sweet gum tree is right over my driveway, and so far this year, I have manually swept my entire driveway at least four times trying to rid it of gumballs. My neighbor (whom I'm always trying to impress) did not believe me when I told her, that already this year, I have cleared the driveway of gumballs many times, so THIS time, I got out my loudest blower. I wanted to make SURE she heard it. I cannot for the life of me, figure out any good purpose for a gumball, besides to drive me crazy, and tonight that's just what George W. Bush and his wife Laura did in their interviews with Greta on Fox. First, let me say this: This nobody does not think these two are together anymore. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Like Bill and Hillary, they make appearances together, but then if you follow them daily, they are almost never together...not even in interviews. George had his interview first. (see here) He said he (meaning we) was going to stay in Afghanistan and save the Afghan women. George Bush is now the new Gloria Steinem...the great feminist himself. Free them from their bondage. It's a noble cause, and his buddy Karzai is helping him set up programs in his multimillion dollar global Bush 'think tank' enterprise in Texas. It was heartwarming. Then Laura came on and told us that economically women HAVE to work over there, otherwise the country cannot become a democracy. They both mentioned Iraq. They are out to save Afghanistan. Where's my blower? Now, we have Barak Obama, George W. Bush, and Laura Bush, concerned about making democracy in Afghanistan. How George and his wife are going to change thousands of years of fanatical religion is beyond comprehensions. Sure, we'd all love to see it happen, but is that really what our X-President should be doing while we are drowning in debt? All I can say is, our former President and first lady were blowing holy gumballs of Afganistan concern out of their mouths every other second. It almost makes me feel like making a mock gumball head of thorns to send to them. I'm sorry. It's just...all so political, isn't it? We are learning...when a President pontificates the most NOBLE of reasons for justifiing fiddling in other nations, there is almost always another reason, which is the real one, which they can't tell you, so it just makes them look good to make up some humanitarian agenda. Obama is trying to take credit for sending democracy through Libya and Tunisia, and Egypt. George Bush is trying to tell us that he will be responsible for saving the country of Afghanistan, almost as if he didn't want to be left out of history...or upstaged. This nobody says:...Before you go blowing holy gumballs of benevolence, telling us democracy is going to shine in Afghanistan, you guys,...How about saving America first? Remember...America? Or....have you forgotten her?


Tuesday, March 29, 2011

The 12th Imam VS The Freemasons..Get Your Tickets Now

Nobody Wins: Here's an interesting twist to a subject that I just can't help but noticing: First: if you haven't already seen the film that is being shown all over the world, called, "The Coming is Near" in which it is predicted that the 12th Imam is coming back to take over the world...then you can take a view of it here While you may find it boring through the beginning...(I did) fast forward it towards the end when you start seeing the pictures of our past Presidents. The video talks mostly about the Freemasons wanting to take over the world. Gee...I didn't know there were so many...did you? ALL the western world's leaders are going to secret rituals and saving the widow's son? If that's true...than Obama better look into it...he is being left out. Many of us in America have read and are familiar with a "secret" society of Freemasons...through books, movies, and family members--- but I thought it particularly strange, that an Iranian propaganda movie made for people in the Middle East, to even be familiar with the concepts of Freemasons. Over here, people hardly give them any thought. Ask a young person in America if he knows any Freemasons and he will think it's some kind of band. At this same time this week, the History Channel presented a two-hour special on Freemasons...and I found the coincidental timing of these two media presentations almost suspicious. There is no doubt that the powerful leaders of the Western world have secret meetings, and keep most of their plans from the "little" people, but the History Channel's conclusion was that the Freemasons are not powerful at all...just a boy's club of good guys. Frankly, that worries me more than the video from Iran. I don't think that sensational video of "The Coming is Near" was made for the people over there..I think it was propaganda made to be seen by the little nobodies...over here. Basically they are telling us..'Your leaders are in an evil plot to take over the world." And there is a lot of truth to that. But, guess what? I'll take our evil leaders over their evil leaders any day of the week. For one thing, our malls are not ready for the swarming of black Burke's'. High heels are all the rage. Second: I don't even want to think about this, but I find you must think of all angles: There could have been American people on OUR side who helped with this video.We have got plenty of idiots over here helping with the riots in the middle east. It wouldn't be the first time in history....people make lots of money off war. The famous symbol of the Freemasons with the compass and the anvil, and the G (representing God) in the middle is supposed to mean for all Masons to :"circumscribe their desires and keep their passions within due bounds toward all mankind." Something tells me we are going to need some hammers in that symbol, the compass is just not cutting it. Maybe we should just put them all the Freemasons in the Coliseum in Rome, and tell them to fix it. Then we'll tell the Muslims waiting for the 12th Imam that he is going to rise up out of the bottom of the Coliseum and save the world. And while they wait for him...we can go back to our lives, and watch more documentaries on the History Channel about how the Templar's were very rich men, and some of them were gay, and Washington D.C. in under the sign of Virgo because even politicians like virgins, and Bill Clinton is a 33 Master Mason, and the seeing eye goes back to Isis, and Obama is REALLY the 13th Iman...and...if you see the numbers 22, and 1111 be sure the eye is talking to you...and Lindsey Lohan is going to become a Mason...and take over the world...and Skull and Bones is really just a sleazy bar in Oxford, and I can't get enough of this stuff...can you? And THAT's why they put it in.


Monday, March 28, 2011

Nobody's Perfect: Superman Obama VS the Supernuts EU

Nobody's Perfect: Darn. I missed 'President' Obama's big speech on why we are in Libya all accounts I'll go with Sara Palin's reaction to it which was..."What is the mission again?" What I did notice from the few clips that I saw was that Obama made sure to start out with praising all the troops and soldiers and reminding everyone that was listening that he is the "commander in chief" who can put our troops anywhere in the world in which he sees trouble...(What is Congress for again? Why do we pay those guys?) He said this: "The United States of America is different and as president I refuse to wait for the images of slaughter and mass graves before taking action. Moreover, America has an important strategic interest in preventing Gaddafi from overrunning those who oppose him," (Mighty on the waaaaaaaay!!) Obama's strategic interest was he didn't want people flooding into Tunisia and Egypt. Too bad he doesn't feel that way about our drug war on our border..40,000 people so far have been brutally murdered in Mexico. If he is so concerned about images of mass slaughter why doesn't Obama send bombers down there? Why? We have more of a strategic interest in stopping the drugs coming into our country, then helping al-Qaeda fight Gaddafi. Not to mention, that's a LOT of dead people Mr. President down there, and some of them are missing their heads. Did you MISS the pictures of the mass graves just south of our border Mr. President? Obama didn't have to wait for images of the already dead in all the other Middle Eastern cesspools of "democracy," they are right there in front of him. It was reported that 67 dead bodies are waiting for him to take a look at in Syria. Saying that he doesn't want the efforts at democracy in the Middle East to be spoiled by Gaddafi was about as lame as Newt Gingrich (who almost made the cut tonight) saying his first two marriages broke up because of the ever eternal love of his country. Both excuses pretty lame if you ask me. Nevertheless, Obama is no surprise, but this headline absolutely floored me. EU to ban cars from cities by 2050. Cars will be banned from London and all other cities across Europe under a draconian EU master plan to cut CO2 emissions by 60 per cent over the next 40 years. Unless of course you are a member of the EU, than you can drive your limossine all the way down any city at all. They can all race their expensive cars down the main drags. Obama may be a insufferable Marxist, a Soros puppet, an illuminati Mafia candidate working for the job of head guy at the UN..but I'd say the EU wins hands down this week on the "Nobody's Perfect" calendar...coming into the threshold of crazy loons. Ban all cars from London? Rome? Paris? Brussels? It's about time they banned the EU.


The Obamacrats...Part II

Nobody Remembers: Let's remember our fine historical history of the connections between the mob and the Democrats. This just released on AP:
President Barack Obama will raise cash for Democrats in New York this week and Chicago next month. A Democratic official says Obama will raise money for the Democratic National Committee Tuesday night during a trip to New York for the dedication of a United Nations building. Obama will also attend a democratic fundraiser April 14 in his hometown of Chicago, the same city where his re-election campaign will be based.
As we recall, it was Jimmy Hoffa that gave the final votes from Illinois to put Jack Kennedy in the White House, simply because Joseph Kennedy, his dad, who made his millions off of illegal bootlegging, asked them to do it as a favor. And then, the OTHER brother, Robert, who was made Attorney General by his Presidential brother, came after them, for which, many say...the Mafia had them both killed, with the blessing of LBJ who REALLY wanted to be President. Hey, that's what they say. New York and Tammery Hall...are still alive, and now, Richard Daley, the current Chicago Jimmy Hoffa, works for Obama. Rahn Emanuel, Obama's right hand man, was given the office of Mayor of Chicago, to make sure that the votes from Illinois once again go to Obama, keeping them all in power. Harry Reid will die before he leaves Las Vegas, the town that was built by the pensions trust funds of the Unions out of Chicago. Nobody talks about the Mafia anymore, but they did send Rahm a dead fish, when he left the White House. Those Mafia guys really have a great sense of humor.