Friday, February 20, 2009

Biden and Schumer...Tiny, Porky, and Little.

Nobody's Fool: When Charles Schumer recently said that the American people really didn't care about the "little tiny porky" stuff in the trillion dollar stimulus bill...

All those "chattering classes"...

Joe Biden immediately ran up and offered up his "little tiny porky" brain in order to help Schumer make the point, that the American people really do not care about this stuff.

After all, the fact that Joe is Vice President is all the proof any one would need!


Thursday, February 19, 2009

Somebody Send Holden to Iraq, Where Thousands of "Cowards" Are Protecting His...&%$#

Nobody Wins when the newly appointed Attorney General of the United States, Eric Holden, announces today that he believes we are a "nation of cowards."
All this means is that Obama has sent his "boy" out to start a fight. They need to keep the American people divided so that they can continue with the plan, of nationalizing the banks, giving the blacks even more free things, and going on with the final destruction of our Republic in order to replace it with an updated form of corporate the more anger we can throw at each other and away from THEM the better.
They know a lot of people are started to get really pissed-off, it's a well devised diversion. Hopefully, enough Black Americans will see what they are trying to do, and not fall for it.
I was mad when President Bush called some great American people "vigilantes" for wanting to protect our borders...but I must admit: to hear another highly paid public "servant" call us all cowards is even worse.
What's WITH these people? Leaders who berate and beat up their own people? We have dangerous enemies all over the earth wanting us dead, so does it make sense to beat us up? Do these people even deserve the office?
The answer is: no. But they are on a strict course to destruction, and for a reason: control.
But, in a certain respect, from the white man's point of view, he has a point. The whites, as Michael Savage as pointed out---the WHITES, have been getting the shaft for too many years now. Some of us have sat by and watch our own educations, jobs, cars, and dreams of retirement be forever lost, not due to the stimulus, but to the ever increasing redistributed help for the black man, in the form of affirmative action. Many of us have sat by silently and watched one black man or woman get that job, get free money for college, get free food, while we struggled.
So the fact is there are more middle-class black families than white now. So, we've paid our due...enough is enough.
We have been utter cowards when it comes to defending our constitutional rights, and affirmative action is about as far away from the Constitution as you can get. It gives one race an advantage over another.
Obama loves to pretend he is as great as Abraham Lincoln, but does he know this quote from his first inaugural address. "I take the official oath to-day with no mental reservations, and with no purpose to construe the Constitution or laws by any hypercritical rules."
As far as talking about race...anyone can tell you, if you go anywhere, the blacks will go over and congregate with blacks. I don't care if you are on a college campus, in a bus, or in your own neighborhood. The whites don't tell them too...they just go to their group like ducks to water. They even do this on baseball teams. They have a whole completely different culture.
Tell me, how many white kids took on the rap culture? How many black kids do you know took on the white culture?
I rest my case.
They don't want to be around the whites, not for a minute. The black politicians have kept up this "whites hate blacks" while continuously running hundred-year old images of racial wars on TV...that they are psychologically controlled into mindless idiots about the whole mess.
And the "white" liberal democrats keep their slave race...and the "slaves" never realize how much freedom and the price they pay for all the handouts.
It has been devastating.
But he's right on the other hand. White Americans have stood by like stooges, and watch the Negros (hey, they call themselves Africans when they are Americans...basically saying they aren't even American, but African first. Why not American Africans?
Why not?
SO therefore I think I'll start calling them Negros again, or mulatto's as in the case of Obama and Holden. (okay, I won't, but the absurdity is almost blinding)
I'd prefer to call them patriotic proud Americans...but they just refuse to let me---it's not in their own selfish interest you see. Hey, I think I'll start calling myself African American.
I could get a free, just about everything.
If they don't like it, I certainly don't mind if they call me a "honky whitey" doesn't offend me at all. I beleive in free speech.
In the meantime, I suggest that Mr. Holden lead by example:
Go visit the troops in Iraq Mr. us just how courageous you are.


Wednesday, February 18, 2009


Nobody Cares: Upon hearing that his pet Chihuahus went crazy in the Senate Lunch room, and attacked Ted Kennedy's dinner.. Chu- Chu, the Chihuahua had to be shot and killed when Ted Kennedy found out what the dog had done...the Senator who loved and brought Chu-Chu up as his own, was overtaken with grief:
"It's all my fault." He said. "I feed him lobsters every day. He's never had a cheeseburger. "
Someone suggested that Chu-Chu had been inhaling too much funny smoke, hanging out in Barney Frank's Senate rooms...and just went nuts. Barney could not be found for comment.
Of course you know I'm joking...but really..I can't for the life of me figure out why the lead story of a chimp going crazy and attacking a women is in all the papers...even Drudge. Okay. ---so some idiotic, lonely woman, did not have a child, so she got the next best thing...a dog.
I mean, a chimp...complete with diapers, and cute little freakles.
And because of the fact that the chimp acted one day like an animal instead of what he was suppose to be...a child who did not talk or demand new toys...the whole world goes bananas.
Frankly, I wouldn't put it pass some high government official to drug the chimp because they needed a big story to get Obama's big Afganistan "surge" and his brand NEW added billion-dollar spending shopping spree... off the front page.
Obama...loses to a chimp. An African chimp at that!
They CAN do this stuff you know...they have technology to put whole battlefields to sleep for goodness sakes. Somebody from the NSA or FBI, or CIA, or Obama's doorman...could have drugged the animal, in his lobster butter.
So, coincidence? Probably.
Nevertheless, it's pretty pathetic that every single newspaper and editor on the planet considers this story was the biggest thing that has happened since Angelina Jolie was the only women to show up at Davos!
Wait...that wasn't a big story...sorry.
Heads are being cut off by Muslim TV producers, but a chimp gone wild is MUCH more exciting!
I'm waiting for the lady to adopt another one, and the sequel---
CHIMP GONE WILD TWO! Starring: Barbara Streisand, and her husband. (Okay, I'll stop.)


Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Russia Gets Ahead With Atom Bomb Beauties!

Nobody Flashes: Having found out the very important information that Russia is holding a Miss Atom Bomb Contest, from that wonderful informer of gargantuan political satire and genius, Mr. Doug Powers, I feel I simply must explain to all the men out there, who might not put together the obvious reason for such a contest...besides the obvious of course, just why this contest is special.

And I have to thank Bill Clinton for helping me solve this most curious of puzzles.

Bubba was on Larry King tonight, and was bragging about his usual self, which as we all know is his favorite pastime, and he was boasting proudly that it was under HIS Presidency, and because of HIS personnel help, that the great mysteries of DNA, and the mapping of the Human Genome, was solved at last.

I ask you to stop here and ponder if you will--in the long run, which invention is better: Al Gore's Internet, Bill Clinton's human cloning, or the Miss Atom Bomb Contest?

It was President Bill Clinton who made sure that the American taxpayers donated billions of research dollars to the human genome project so that he could clone himself someday. Bill needs to continue to watch over his own legacy, therefore he made it a high priority (How can he trust anyone else?) and so, much as the atom bomb at Los Alamos changed the world, so will cloning.

He who breeds the superior race will win. Just ask Bill Gates.

This cloning research will continue to cost us, and it's probably in the stimulus bill that no-one has read, right behind the baby embryo's.

BUT...while we spend billions, Putin has learned a lesson from history. Something all OUR politicians fail to history that is.

Frankly, many of them can't we have seen time and again.

Yes, Putin does something much smarter...he puts the word out that they are looking for very good-looking women, who also happen to be nuclear physicists, to compete for Miss Atomic Nuclear Bombshell...and why?

To go down in the bunkers with Putin and his Mafia, and reproduce a much superior race after the nuclear bombs go off. Brains and beauty, why else?

Not to mention, if you can mix a nuclear cocktail, cooking would be simple.

This brilliant research project won't cost much at all.

In the meantime, when OUR American politicians come out of the bunkers, every kid is going to look and act.... just like Bill Clinton.

Obama doesn't stand a chance, and of course, the Russians will take over what's left of the earth, unless of course, Bill's Clinton's clones manage somehow to entice the new Russian babies to start a new country with him...

Bill Clinton...last man standing...


Monday, February 16, 2009

Diamonds and Pipes

Nobody’s Knows:

Here we see two pictures that explain why I haven’t written in a copy of days. One picture is of a diamond pen, complete with an insignia ring. Only one of these pens is made a year, and it can be yours for $1.3 million dollars. As far as we know, it was in the doggie bag that Michelle Obama was carrying home from her Valentine dinner.

Can you imagine being so rich that a diamond studded pen is just a simple treat? The trouble is: I can picture Obama signing hundreds of executive orders with a pen like this, and he would think nothing of it.

The second is a picture of a rotten cast-iron pipe. This looks exactly like the one that was found today underneath my house by a plumber (jack hammered out in seconds of course) who took all of two weeks to find out, that the pipe doesn’t go through my finished bedroom downstairs as he told us, but …oops…it takes a sudden turn and goes under the wall, through the closet, under the stairs--- and then who knows where…and he thinks he can fix it, but well--- we might have to tear down the wall.

And by the way, maybe he can finish it by…well there’s the inspection…and…he’s not saying. He had an “emergency” today, and a new baby that keeps him up at night.

What can I say?

In the meantime, I have some pretty funky looking things growing in my bathtub. It’s starting to glow.

He tells us this after we spent two whole days dismantling the bedroom. In fact, my whole finished off basement is so trashed I’m thinking of claiming myself as an illegal from Mexico (I’m willing to die my hair black for this) just so I can collect pay and Social Security for putting my house back together, which will probably take until this time next year, if I don’t die of radon gas lung disease first.

I think I’ll call myself Selma.

And since the smell of sewages, might never leave the furniture…my bedroom now has to be moved upstairs.

Where’s my infrastructure money? If I was actually buying a house, I could get $8,000 right up front. No kidding. I heard this on the local news this morning.

Tonight, I just glanced at the Drudge report: Kansas--Bankrupt. California---Bankrupt. Oregon Steel---Bankrupt. United States---Bankrupt, Bankrupt, Bankrupt.
I am seriously considering not getting out of bed. Of course, every time I try this trick, (staying in bed) my dog has to go outside.

The truth is: if you have ever had to do major repairs on your house and you can’t use your water or electric, for WEEKS at a time…life just got lots harder.

And this is happening all over the United States. Gee…what a coincidence.
Not that we are suppose to complain. It’s just that, you could handle most stuff, if you could turn on you favorite TV show and not have to listen to your favorite character rant about “right-wing-nuts” and their murderous right-wing habits of blowing up and killing innocent people be written into the plots.

Yeah, Medium, was all about some patriotic guy and his smart son…who blew up buildings with fertilizer, all those right wing nuts want to do is kill Americans.

How can you escape?
Anyway, as lots of people know, but won’t admit, your house is like an extension of yourself. If your house is out of order, the universe is out of order.
So, it’s time to clean house. And I’m starting with mine.

When it is wreaked, the only thing you can do is start over…take a different approach, throw away old clothes, records, and get rid of that old furniture. (put the whole 111st Congress down a big hole.)

Who knows, maybe somewhere in all the junk I’ll find my old diamond ring that my dear grandmother gave me on my 18th birthday…that I lost.

She died an hour later.

I’ll let you know.