Friday, April 02, 2010

Nobody Gets EMail: The Next Hubble Bubble of London

Nobody Gets E-Mail:
Absurdity of the...decade.
What you see here, is the London's answer to the Eiffel Tower, and is that guy Anish Kapoor proud, or what? It is being designed by a very elite of the elite, a Royal Acdemician, which means, if Anish wants to build a really "ugly" lofty steel restaurant, and put it in the middle of London for the upcoming 2012 Olympics, he certainly can.
The Mayor of London called it a "great hubble bubble shista pipe" thereby letting you know that the mayor knows, and is quite proud of the fact, that only a man really stoned out of his mind could come up with this...rolla-coaster looking for a thrill, and I bet there will be many a shista- smoking tourist that will run to it with joy.
And if you think the thing looks a bit strange...the name is even stranger...
Picture this: A couple is looking over travel plans for their honeymoon..
"Honey, let's go see the Eiffel Tower on our honeymoon!"
Or..."Honey, lets go sed the ArcelorMittal Tower on our honeymoon!"
Really. One witness called it, Meccano on crack.
All I can say is: The Brits went from Benny this? For $28.million dollars, it's a steal.
It is reported that 700 people an hour will be able to take a tour...but, I'd advise whoever goes, to bring a heavy coat and slippers...and make sure you have Olympic arms to catch yoursself on a windy day...
Did I mention it's lopsided?
Anyway, if nothing else, that old Tower of London is getting old. Maybe the next "threat to the throne" can just be hung from the top...of the ArcelorMittal Tower.
After he or she is giving a last tote.


Thursday, April 01, 2010

Doctor Obama and His Computer Tokens of Appreciation

Nobody Wins:

If you pay attention, you can learn something new every day.

Last year, long before they were even discussing Obamacare, I went to a new doctor. She rushed into the room, shook my hand, and then put up her laptop and starting typing.

"What's wrong?"

"Well, I don't feel good"

She got me to talk, and she just typed, and typed, and typed.

I was amazed at how fast she typed, how wonderful... she could just put all that information into that tiny computer! Oh...I thought. Now, she must be REALLY modern.

She wrote me a prescription, ordered a blood test, and smiled a big, beautiful smile...and out the door she another computer terminal. She spent 10 seconds listening to my lungs. That's it. I was there for no longer than 5 minutes.

I didn't think anything of it.

The next doctor I saw, last year, in the summer, was an older guy. He had been in practice for years, and he didn't examine me either. But he had a great big computer right there in the examining room...pretty expensive by the looks of it, and he could NOT type. The poor man was computer illiterate, unlike my young lady doctor. He used his one finger to type everything. So I tried to help him and saw that he pulled up my history and all my tests from the visit that I had a year earlier from another doctor. He was having a hard time even figuring out how to use the mouse. He ordered a blood test, gave me a prescription, and I was out the door.

Okay, the doctors and the computers were ALREADY being set up into this vast Federal "Health Care Takeover" loooooog before any of us knew about it.

So, how can that be? (It's what Hillary Clinton wanted.)

I just heard today that doctors, were being bribed, with our tax money. Bribed. Every doctor that went online, got paid $40, you, and me. Just to "hook up." No WONDER all the doctors were rushing out to "get online." How long this has been going on, I cannot say.

To some people, $40,000 is a year's salary. To doctors, it's a really good deal. And it might be the last time they get such a deal, so I'm sure they are all going to take it. They'd be fools not to...(How many doctors are in the United States?)
So, what does this say about the future of medicine?

More than you know.

Doctors will become little "service" elves for the Feds...administrators of direct commands from the top, lead by the Emanuel Brothers. If they try to cure you...the feds will know about it.

They will listen to you talk... and go to their computer for the answers. The days of a doctor actually treating each patient with their own minds...will be gone. They are there to, and give out meds. The study of illnesses, well, they won't need to do that much anymore, unless they are surgeons.

The rich, will still get the best doctors, but the rest of us...mere "servers."

Alvin Toffler (A man I can honestly say, I put up there with Himmler) predicted (in liberal sense, that means "we are working on making it come true for all you peons") in his social engineering book...Future Shock, that America will become a "service" society. And knowledge will the the new god.

What he didn't say, was only the "gods" will be allowed to have the knowledge.

The doctors are being taken over, just as the banks bribes.

So, the lesson be careful what you tell your doctor, especially if you see him on a computer (and you will) because ALL your information is being put into the big database in the Capitol, and can be used against you in the future. And it's being done...NOW.

The LAST thing you want to do is tell them you're depressed. Don't even go there. Even if you have terminal cancer...tell them you are about as happy as a Happy Meal in China. Because if you tell them you're "depressed" they will type that in, and every doctor you see from there on out will see the computor and it will tell them, you have a mental illness.

Future employers will notice, as they will have access to this information too.
Big Doc here. And he is ready to prescribe.

The only thing you can do now is...don't get sick.


Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Groupthinking the Way to Another Assassination

Nobody Cares:
This just in--
In a moment of sheer Madonna guts and shock, the American black singer Erykah Badu, released her latest video, where she calmly walked down the street where JFK was assassinated in Dallas, while slowly stripping off her clothes until she was completely naked, and then, you heard a gunshot and she fell down, as if SHE had been shot.
AND...even though it is against the law in Texas (in public of course) to strip naked, Eyrkah was not arrested because...the officers explained...nobody complained. (This nobody thinks it's because they probably couldn't hear her song.)
Why she did this rather...repugnant and crash bit of naked attention-getting melodramatic performance, seems to be, according to all who reported the event---for money. Her last album made so little, she had to sell her wigs.
BUT...not to be outdone...
THIS JUST IN---Ricky Martin, in much need of cash also because he can't seem to get another hit...was reported walking down the alley, near the place where Martin Luther King was assassinated, while stripping off his clothes, little by little, and dancing his sexy hips to "He bangs, He bangs" and by the time he reached the hotel room banister he was completely naked.
Then, there was a loud shot...and he fell down, naked, in the exact same spot where Martin had been killed.
Once again...even though it was against the law, Ricky was NOT arrested.
Nobody complained due to the fact gerbils were injured.
If this keeps up...I think the politicians might actually start thinking about staying indoors, in fact...that's a good reason for all of them to go home and quit their jobs.
Until the ecomony comes back, of course.

(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up)


Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Mirror Mirror, On the Wall..

Nobody's Fool: Hey, why is our 'President' rolling out the red carpet for the French President Sarkozy after just slapping and insulting the great Jewish leader Netanyahu?
That was the question of the day. I ought to know. I was stuck at home, all day, waiting for Glenn Beck's TV program. And of course, the famous meeting came on at exactly the time Glenn's program was scheduled.

Yes, enter:...the Sir Duke of French Poodles, and the Sir Hazard of ACORN. The gold Muslim curtain framing them both in the regalia of sultans. All they needed was girls with big fans.

While Obama delivered another one of his nebulous monologues, I noticed that he started calling, President Sarkosy, rather disrespectfully I thought, Nicoli.

Nicoli this, and Nicoli very good friend, Nicoli, he said. (Where's the Pizza?)

Yes, the FIRST thing Obama had to say was, "Hey, Nicoli, just got back from having some good Chili at a local restarant!"
(Laughs from the press)

Okay what? Well, the thing is, at the end of "Nicoli's" speech, he was sure to mentioned that yes, he did go to the restaurant and on the wall, was a big picture of Obama.

That was the last thing he said.

So what again, you ask?

And to that I say two words: Allister Cooke. Allister Cooke, for those who might not know, was a great British/American journalist. He hosted a series on Public TV for years, depicting American life..and I was a big fan of his. It was called Allister Cooke's America.

One night---I remember it well... he said, with that amusing soft smile of his...

"FDR was as much a dictator in a way, as Hitler. After all, his picture, like Hitler's was everywhere, in every restaurant, every post office, and most people's homes."

SAY WHAT? And that, coming from a graduate of Yale and Harvard?

Of course, I was shocked. So, I asked my mother, who lived through the war, and happend to be watching baseball at the time, I asked her if this was true, and she said, "He's right. His picture was everywhere. Literally. Every single restaurant. Every bar, every single room. Mr. Cooke is right."
Well, Allister had been in America throughout the war, I was, not even thinking about history and the consequences of dictators at the time. But an AMERICAN dictator?
In the year, 2000, I went to Washington DC...and I took a tour of the common sights. On the tour was the FDR memorial, and it's not EVER advertised anywhere, but let me tell you, it was built during the Clinton reign, (by them both, it was their dream to their idol) and it has their socialistic mark all over it. At the very end of the memorial etched in stone, was the statement; "FDR was the only President to serve 4 terms in office."

I remembered that stone, every time I would hear Clinton say he wished he could serve more. It was truly....scary.

So...the Duke and the Hazard talked about the "common world monetary system" whatever that is--- and the necessity to free Iraq, of course, that will happen...probably never.

They don't want to give a date on that.

And today, we heard that NASA engineers were basically "ordered" to work for Toyota. Are the Japanese going to be 'ordered' to work for Ford? So, what are they (the G-8 or is it G20 going on 30) really building up to?

If history is repeated..we can expect a future world war. Obama's picture might end up EVERYWHERE. Just like FDR. (Did FDR have little kids in school singing about him?)

The thought of another FDR dictator President is a scary thought, but there any thing that Obama will not be in control of by the next President election?

If he can make or break companies, I'd say he will be able to display his funky image just about anywhere he wants to. And he can call miltia out into the subways, as he did in New York recently.

It's the little things, that make you think. Maybe President Sarkozy was trying to tell us something. And I'm beginning to think---maybe...he's not the only one.


Monday, March 29, 2010

Pope Benedict and the Demons of Politico

Nobody Perfect:--- on a Monday, but last week, this guy, Pope Benedict, managed to be imperfect almost every day of the week last week. He just couldn't get a break from not only, the vulgarity of his own Cardinals and Bishops, but all the people in the world blaming HIM for allowing pedophilia in his church to go on, and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on....and on..and...on.

Not his fault. He says that God gives him the strength to not be "intimidated" by critics of petty gossip.(Petty gossip? What's petty about criminal acts? What did I miss here?)

Like the petty gossip that he told everyone that knew to keep all this horrific stuff a secret. In other words...bug off world. I'm the Pope. I can forgive anything.

Put Pope Benedict up against the historical Henry VIII, and I'd say, old Henry might come out ahead in the moral department. After all...he only chopped off a few heads. Molesting thousands of little helpless boys...well....that's not in the Pope list of "sins."

Confession is all you need for him.

So...I wonder what would Jesus would say about the Pope's trifle imperfections? Don't you?

We can't call Jesus back to give help us out, so I say we call in, an exorcist. Obviously, the Pope of Benedict, is possessed. A demon named Politico, has taken over his soul, and it's going to take a lot more than prayer to get it out.

I'm praying for Aliens to come and get him, a nice big fat UFO..filled with Pope molesters.

(God, if I keep up this joking, Ann Coulter will be calling me.)


Sunday, March 28, 2010

Drink for Reparations for the White Man's Soul

Nobody's Opinion:
"I feel sorry for people that don't drink, because when they get up in the morning, they're not going to feel any better all day." --- Frank Sinatra
Let that be a warning to anyone who reads any further: you might not like what I'm going to say in the next few paragraphs, so either get off this site and go read the syndicated people who wouldn't touch this subject with a twenty- foot pole.. or go get a good stiff I am going to do, and come back. (Be right back.)
Okay, I found some Seagram's Seven that was probably brewed sometime back in 1956. I just poured a shot into a 8oz kitchen glass, and poured Dr. Pepper over the top. Diet, that's all that's in the house. I'd prefer a glass of Amaretto but, right now, anything would do.
Hopefully, you have the good stuff...
So, here's goes---Take a drink;
FACT----MOST white people are NOT pigs, racists, gay-haters, greedy, stupid, rednecks, selfish, rich, and uncompassionate morons. In fact, if not for the white race...much of what has happened in this short-lived world of ours would NOT be here. Really think about that.
Just about everyone on the planet, knows this is true.
There is a huge rewriting of history going on right now, that is a purposeful attack on the majority of Americans (who by the way...are still white)--an attack meant to bully all whites to give up all their powers to the Marxist black Muslims of Chicago's Black Mafia, and their elite white overlords.
The old white tea-party baby boomers, yes...all those suckers out there who have slaved to put millions of black kids into college, lost many a job on demand to "minorities", and now have to watch their own sons and daughters' future go down the drain..because the government wants to redistribute more of their dwindling paycheck to "blacks and Hispanics," do not deserve this.
It's like beating your camel in the middle of a desert.
Let's not kid around. The whites have been redistributing their wealth for more than thirty years the blacks. (Thanks to the politicians who reaped big benefits.)
It wasn't the white underclass, or the white middle-class, that kept blacks down. It was their own people, who sold themselves and their own race out, as pawns of the democratic party...for a price.
When I hear how badly the blacks have it, I cannot believe it. I can name more millionaire blacks than whites and if I had time, I'd look up the statics to prove it. But they just keep beating us with LIES.
Millions of blacks work for the government. They have really cushy jobs as supervisors of schools, or government jobs, and Jesse Jackson has made it almost impossible to fire any incompetent black.
Let's make him Pope.
Recently, I was watching a black supervisor of a school in Illinois say how really "sorry" he was, because he had to shut down a whole school, of mostly poor white farmer's kids. Too bad they just didn't dish HIS big $250,000 yearly salary.
I suspect this story was put on the air to make white people mad. They (the people in power) have an agenda of "we need to get more white people to flame up." you know, so we can call them racist.
The headlines today are everywhere..."Oooooo...the whites are shaking! Soon, they will be in the minorities!" How benevolent will their black master be? Will they chain their ankles and throw them over the bow of the ship? Or just cause an "early" death?
All you have to do is look at benevolent actions of Obama to know the answer to that.
They manipulate the blacks into thinking "Obama is gonna give you power over the whites!" And so, feeling really giddy, they are now DEMANDING to be given all the whites high paying jobs. (CNN is devoting a lot of time to this noble demand.)
In the meantime, millions of blacks are losing jobs too, along with the whites...and their old black mums and dads will die off, just like the whites mums and dads, because there will be no money for their care in their old age either.
Meanwhile, we will be flooded with more Hispanics.
There are more Spanish speaking people in the United States than blacks, but you would never know it would you?
You will soon enough.
When I think of all the "white" men in this country, that gave their lives in order for the "minorities" of this country to have a stab at freedom, all the men that died in the Civil War (in my ancestors alone, that was OVER 250 men!) and in the Korean war, and then what many of our fathers and mothers went through during WWII...and then Vietnam...and now these stupid wars in Iraq and Iran...the maiming, the bravery, the honesty, the courage, the..(mostly white boys)..laying down of lives...
I...get...really...upset...(That deserves another, swig.)
I think it's about time we start saying...."Hey, while the white race has some pretty bad cookies in it (mostly politicians) the vast network of what the white race has achieved far outweighs all this vicious attack on their characters.
It's time we start demanding they STOP it. Right now. All of them. I'm going to my next "tea party with a sign with my father's name and service fact ALL my ancestors and say.."THEY DID NOT DIE FOR THIS!"
For once, just once, I'd like to hear a black man say: " Thank god some white guy invented the toilet!" Or a black woman say..."How about that white boy, Steve Jobs? What a great inventor!"
I'm beginning to think the purpose IS to wipe out the white race entirely. According to them--we are the most horribly vicious, and bigoted, race ever to walk the planet.
And the regular white guy and woman in American, who are barely making their car payments, because they have lost their jobs to blacks, minorities, and the guy in Mexico who is smoking bananas...are expected to listen to this crap and not get angry?
(Hold on, I need another sip.)
We have great black men and women, self-educated...patriots of America. Who do not SEE themselves as "picked on" but as what they should see themselves as...Americans. Black people that know history and KNOW the history of mankind. But they are not giving much airtime. Ellis Washington, Thomas Sowell. Alan Keyes...why don't we hear more of such men?
Why are not all students made to read the works of Booker T. Washington? Because, he was a self-made black man...and this was back in the Civil War. He built schools and there was not a raciest bone in his body, Why? Read his books and you'll know why.
And I am ashamed, yes ashamed of all the white men going around putting regular white people down. Chris Matthews is especially repugnant.
The fact is: We are not all equal. Nobody is, and everybody knows it. As Thomas Sowell so eloquently pointed out, most of the NBA is black. Should the whites cry raciest? Shouldn't a white guy be given a place on the team because it's not FAIR to the whites that we are not represented fairly? Should a white man be placed on the team even if he can't keep up, and causes the team to lose?
That's what's been going on in America. Put in the black guy, who can't pass the test...because he's
We all lose when the best man for the job, is not put into the job.
That's redistribution. That's just insanity. That's the downfall of a nation. Instead of putting our best minds for the job, whoever that is; black, white, mulatto, or legal Hispanic, we have been told for too long that we have to put a woman, or a black into some of our most important jobs because the government says so.
Look no farther than Nancy Pelosi to see what damage that can do.
And soon, the government will tell EVERYONE when and where they must work.
It is a sure end to civilization as we know it. They will watch us all from cradle to death and place us all exactly where they want us. That's what's coming to our children as sure as the National ID, amnesty, and more cameras up on our streets.
Hey...I'm starting to feel like a camel. (another shot?)
Why does it seem that they want the final demise of the white man? So that the "elite and the money changers can take over the world...who, by the way, are not all white?
Or are they trying to pick a fight...keep us divided, and mad, so they can point their fingers at us and say...see...those white people are just...raciest. (If you pick this one, you deserve one on the house. Pour yourself another. Wait, you're not driving are you?)
We have been told that black people make up 15 percent of the nation's population. And yet, they are given more than 50 percent representation in every movie, local, national and cable station there is on the air. And that is not enough. Obama wants complete reparations...he is promising them almost total control.
The fact is: someday the blacks are going to wake up, just like the white baby boomers are doing now, and realized, they were grievously manipulated by madman, who are using this black con them into giving up their lives, for the Global community. The whole country is heading toward a sort of global- state slavery. The blacks just got handed the middle class dream...and now, the black president is taking it away. rant is finished. But...not without a a great black man...the slave who was aboard the Amistad ...Joseph Cinque. He said one of the most true and profound things ever said by man:
"I call to my ancestors, for at the moment, I am the whole reason they have existed at all."
A philosophy that should be followed by all matter what nation, or color.
The white race was and IS a noble race...our ancestors have done many wonderful things...and damn anyone who says different.
I'll drink to that...and tomorrow, according to Frank, I'm going to feel a whole lot better.
(Next time...send me some of your rum, something about that Dr. Pepper..)