Pope Benedict and the Demons of Politico

Nobody Perfect:--- on a Monday, but last week, this guy, Pope Benedict, managed to be imperfect almost every day of the week last week. He just couldn't get a break from not only, the vulgarity of his own Cardinals and Bishops, but all the people in the world blaming HIM for allowing pedophilia in his church to go on, and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on....and on..and...on.


Not his fault. He says that God gives him the strength to not be "intimidated" by critics of petty gossip.(Petty gossip? What's petty about criminal acts? What did I miss here?)

Like the petty gossip that he told everyone that knew to keep all this horrific stuff a secret. In other words...bug off world. I'm the Pope. I can forgive anything.


Put Pope Benedict up against the historical Henry VIII, and I'd say, old Henry might come out ahead in the moral department. After all...he only chopped off a few heads. Molesting thousands of little helpless boys...well....that's not in the Pope list of "sins."

Confession is all you need for him.


So...I wonder what would Jesus would say about the Pope's trifle imperfections? Don't you?

We can't call Jesus back to give help us out, so I say we call in, an exorcist. Obviously, the Pope of Benedict, is possessed. A demon named Politico, has taken over his soul, and it's going to take a lot more than prayer to get it out.

I'm praying for Aliens to come and get him, a nice big fat UFO..filled with Pope molesters.

(God, if I keep up this joking, Ann Coulter will be calling me.)