Nobody Gets E-Mail: Let's All Claim Asylum

Nobody Gets E-Mail: Here's an aritcle sent to me by my very dear friend down under; amfortas...who is from England. I would have never known about this but for the e-mail

Thanks amfortas!

Let me tell you, this article opened MY eyes! It seems the Brits have this "redistribution" madness down to a fine art! They have taken communism to a whole new level of insanity.

The hard working British citizen is struggling with everyday living, but the "asylum" man or women and their family gets it all for free. Sort of like our welfare system.

Hope you find it as interesting as I did.

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Amazing details of exactly what asylum seekers MUST BY LAW be given for free.

http://www.tpuc.org/node/60

Were you aware? No you were not... And you are not allowed to become aware either.

ASYLUM SCANDAL

We know they're going to move asylum seekers in there. All the flats have been done up, central heating, the works. And they've put up brand new net curtains. That's a sure sign.

This is the kind of message that we have been hearing from angry locals all over Britain for the last couple of years. Many of the details change, but the total renovations and the highly visible net curtains crop up time and time again.

So too do the denials by local councils that the premises concerned are going to house asylum seekers. And almost as regular is the spectacle of those same councils being forced to eat their words within weeks as local residents wake up to find that new neighbours from Albania and Somalia have been moved in overnight.

The repetition of this pattern over the entire country has been something of a mystery up until now. Strangest of all has been the sight of so many councils telling lies to local residents and newspapers alike, even though the bureaucrats and local councillors telling the lies must know that they will be exposed and discredited within weeks. Just such a sequence of events, for example, played a major role in the by-election victory of our Robin Evans in Blackburn last autumn.

Secret Tenancy Agreement

The answers to this puzzle lies in a secret 26-page document the Revised Tenancy Agreement April 2001 - produced by the Secretary of State for the Home Office, acting through the Immigration and Nationality Directorate. Its very existence is supposed to be secret, Section 3 (p), on page 8 has this warning for people or companies thinking of making money out of housing asylum seekers:

The Landlord's attention is drawn to the Official Secrets Acts 1911-1989. The landlord shall take all reasonable steps to ensure that all individuals engaged on any work in connection with this Agreement have notice that these statutory provisions apply to them and shall continue to apply after the expiry or termination of the Term.

I don't know whether there is anything to make a reader who is not planning to be a signatory to the document subject to the provisions of the Official Secrets Act. I don't know, and I don't care. This document is so shocking that the truth about it has to be told. All I will say is that this article is published here solely on my authority, so if some Home Office legal bigwigs wants to prosecute over this shockingly democratic breach of their veil of secrecy, they know where to find me.

The anti-free speech restrictions continue on page 9, although by this time the section numbers seem to have become somewhat confused and very unclear. The actual meaning of Section (a) (iii), however, is all too clear:

The Landlord shall ensure that no press release or other public document containing Confidential Information is issued and shall not make any public statement concerning Confidential Information without the prior written approval of the Directorate and the Tenant Company as to its content and the manner and extent of its publication.

This is the answer to one key asylum mystery. This is why local councils and private companies alike, which are providing accommodation for 'refugees', continually refuse to comment or lie about their role in housing asylum seekers. Once they've signed up to this Agreement, they simply don't have a choice.

Detailed list of items for asylum seekers

So what doesn't the Home Office want you to know? Take a look at Schedule 1 on page 14, and you can see for yourself:

This list of requirements for any property being used to house asylum seekers begins, reasonably enough, by insisting that it shall be fit for human habitation, and have adequate light. Let us ignore the fact that many hundreds of thousands of our own people are either homeless or live in houses which are unfit for human habitation because, according to central government and local councils, there isn't enough money to deal with all the problems.

By the time we get to Section 1.3, the secret Agreement begins to lay out requirements which are beyond the reach not just of a relatively small number of the homeless or desperately poor:

all meters shall be of the quarterly type, the use of card or key meters shall not be allowed.

Isn't that nice? If you and your family fall into arrears on your utility bills, particularly electricity, you have to agree to the installation of a card meter set at such a rate that it gobbles up money. British families with children can't be officially cut off but if they run out of meter credit, their lights and heating go off anyway and they have to go to bed at dusk in the winter to try to keep warm. Such hardships are unacceptable, however, when it comes to asylum seekers.
Section 1.7 insists that The Property shall have a full and safe central heating system installed. Paraffin or bottled gas fed heating systems shall not be used. Perish the thought! Such devices are fine for British pensioners and young families shivering on the poverty line, but far too smelly, inconvenient and dangerous for Mr Blunkett's favourites.

New electrical goods

After laying down requirements on issues such as fire safety, the Schedule reaches Point 10: All electrical appliances in the Property shall be either new or, if second hand, shall be supplied complete with a twelve month guarantee. Well, I don't know about you, but when my wife and I got married and set up home, we had to get our first electric cooker and heaters from an auction, completely without any guarantee at all. And, of course, ordinary British youngsters moving into places of their own still face the same choice between paying through the nose for new equipment or going without guarantees.

Pages 15 and 16 go on to provide a long list of the things needed in the kitchen, living room, bedrooms and bathroom of each asylum property. As you're probably expecting by now, this features everything from chip pans to teaspoons, from an easy chair for each bed space to a Boots first aid kit.

The long 'General' list in Section 1.13 even proves that the popular observation about new net curtains showing that asylum seekers are moving in is true, since landlords are ordered to provide net & drawable curtains to all living rooms and bedrooms. They get everything, in fact, including the kitchen sink.

Free colour TV and licence paid!

One item does, however, stand out:

For Each Living/Dining Room

1 new twenty inch screen colour television complete with licence which shall be renewed at each annual anniversary of the Start Date throughout the Term.

Native Brits, of course, have to wait until they are 75 to get a free TV licence, and non-payment of this iniquitous tax is the biggest single 'crime' that puts British women in prison.

Many of those women can't afford a TV licence because they are struggling to bring up young families on pitifully low incomes. As a result, they are also often unable to afford proper child safety equipment. No wonder, then, that the Home Office bureaucrats being so generous with our tax money wanted to keep Section 1.20 secret:

Where there are to be children living in the Property, the Property shall include:

Adequate cot and highchair facilities

Appropriate sterilisation equipment;

Child safety gates on all stairways;

Childproof resistant devices or casement stays on all windows;

Appropriate play areas both inside and outside the Property.

Another thing that ordinary families on average incomes find a big problem is the occasional cost of major repairs. Asylum seekers have no such worries. Under this Agreement, the Landlord is bound to do all repairs within seven days, and to provide an emergency repair service (Section 1.23) where a threat to health and safety is apparent. The rest of us have to turn to Yellow Pages or pay for call out insurance, but it would be unfair to expect asylum seekers to do the same, wouldn't it?

Similarly favourable treatment is also specified in the Letting Provisions, Section (f) of which commits the Landlord to redecorate all parts of the Property in the third year of the Term. The rest of us may have to fork out down at "Do It All", but not Mr Blunkett's special guests.

Perhaps most ludicrous of all, however, is the next section (g) of the Letting Provisions, whereby the Landlord agrees: To have the exterior of all windows of the Property cleaned once every twelve weeks. I kid you not, it's there on page 7. What would George Formby have had to say about it?

Who pays?

So what do all these modcons and services cost the lucky occupants of such premises? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. When various bleeding heart liberals tell us how asylum seekers only get basic income support payments, they don't tell us about the Letting Provisions on page 4 of the Home Office's Revised Tenancy Agreement, do they? Yet these show that not only do asylum seekers get their TV licences paid for them, we also pick up the tab for their rent, water rates, gas, electricity and council tax bills.

Surely, you must think, these people must want to spend night after night on the phone to all their friends and family back home, telling them all about the wonders of Soft Touch Britain ? A lot of their pocket money must go on paying the phone bill? No, as you probably guessed, they don't have to pay a penny. Section 1 ((b) of the Letting Provisions sets out the fact that the Tenant Company (funded by the taxpayer) agrees to pick up the phone bill for every single property provided by the Landlord in question to asylum seekers.

Don't forget that every single council or housing association in this land which is housing asylum seekers has signed this document. Thousands of councillors in the ruling party in Labour, Lib Dem and Tory councils alike have either read this document or studiously avoided seeing it so they didn't have to.

It only took one BNP member in one council to leak this insulting and undemocratic document. By contrast, we will never know how many Lib-Lab-Con merchants have seen this Agreement since it first started being used in 2001, but not a single one of them has had the guts to put the interests of democracy and their constituents before asylum seekers and the Home Office.

Nobody's Fool: Lebron Drinks...Water

Nobody's Fool: I had no idea who this guy was till yesterday.

Mr. LeBron, ( a very famous basketball player) has probably started a brand new television series called, "Guess where the multi-millionaire athletic goes next?"

He ended up leaving his team in Cleveland and going to Miami, (which was a wise choice) but if you judged from this picture, he left Cleveland and went straight to Coca-Cola's main marketing office.

NIKE now has a new competitor in the big and tall and black category of "How to sell shoes and water at a markup higher than a double-inflationary kite filled with helium and Al Gore's hot gas."

With all that heat in Miami, I figure Coke's vitamin water will be selling for 5 bucks a bottle real soon. I bet San Francisco is replacing all the vending machines with vitamins water as we speak. All our schools will be swamped with it. And the CEO of Coke is even measuring the consumption of water in Liberia. In fact, I bet that all over the world...posters of Labron, sweating on Miami Beach, while drinking a cool vitamin water, will be posted in every airport and bus terminal.

And hey, I happen to like the stuff...who doesn't like water?

Could vitamin water replace the--- sneakers are your best claim to coolness? Will the kids in high school be fighting over that bottle of Lebron favorites beverage?

I don't know, but the people at Coke are counting on it.

In Oakland, where riots seem to break out every full moon...the bad boys broke into a foot locker and stole every shoe---- maybe water will be the next gold-mind.

Nobody will break into a grocery store for vitamin water, you say?

Did you ever think a President would say Jews don't like him because of his middle name?

Wait and see...anything could happen.

In the meantime, I'm burning my old Grateful Dead t-shirt to protest.

From Horse, to Cars, to Electric Cars, to Horse, to Camel

Nobody Wins:

Today, the great Sultan of Electricity, Barack Obama, gave a great speech in Kansas City, at a plant that the government gave 32 million dollars to---to make electric trucks.

These trucks were pretty small, but that's not the point...they plug in.

The great Sultan Obama praised the great strides in the new concept of trucks, run by electric, that can go (wait for it).......100 miles before you have to find somewhere to plug them up and wait four hours for the battery to recharge...and THIS my friends of AMERICA...is progress!!

Go ahead, vomit here. (It's the newest rage besides Vampire bites you know.)

Right after Obama's great speech which blamed once again, George Bush for all our problems, an Arab man came on and claimed that yes, he had been all over America and was seeing the great electric and green things bringing America into very soon...jobs and riches beyond anyone's dream!

And Sultan Electric Man Obama is going to take all our money and use it to built electric car making factories everywhere!

And by the way...Pepsi actually bought one! Things are looking up!

Could this have anything at all to do with all the money that GE is going to make? Could this have anything to do with keeping people very close to their homes so that they do not even venture out, therefore putting them all in nice little cubby-hole niches?

Naw.

I wonder...would a horse be cheaper and more reliable transportation that an electric car?

I'm thinking...maybe...camel.

But...this might work out. Think of all the abandoned cars along the highway...and how much money you could make selling these to China?

I don't know about you---but what are you going to do when your battery runs down? Stop by the local McDonalds and say..."Uh...can I plug my car into your French Fry machine?"

Nobody Drills Kagen

Nobody Cares: If I...Ms. official Nobody, could question Elena Kagen for a position on the Supreme Court, this is how it would go:

Me: Well, MS Kagen, I see here you have no expertise whatsoever being a judge of any kind, is that correct?

Kagen: Yes, that is correct...but I did lead the Law Review at Harvard, which as everyone knows, is where all future leaders come from, as for instance...the greatest President ever..Barack Hussein Obama.

Me: Like I said, you have no experience of any kind in law. You have never served on a court of law of any kind or have every been a judge, is that correct?

Kagen: Yes, but I was the Dean of Harvard.

Me: Okay, let's put this another way. What makes you think that being a dean of Harvard gives you the experience that you will need to make wise decisions about interpreting our constitution ?

Kagen: At Harvard I had to make many decisions. For instance, I stopped discrimination against gays. I believe gays should serve openly in the military, and since the "don't ask don't' tell" policy is still being used, I forbid the military to recruit on campus. I am very proud of that.

Me: But Ms Kagen, you are gay, are you not?

Kagen: I don't see how that has anything to do with the Supreme Court, and I do not need to answer.

Me: Nevertheless, you are actually practicing the "don't ask don't tell" in your whole testimony here at the hearings, are you not? You won't tell anyone about your real beliefs in anything, and are actually hiding not only the truth of your beliefs and opinions, but also the fact that you are gay, therefore, maybe you should be kicked out of this court for discriminating against gays...

Kagen: No, that is not true...

Me: Okay, let's go to censoring. Our constitution gives us the freedom of speech, and yet, you believe that some speech, should be censored, especially about politicians...isn't that true?

Kagen: No.

Me: But you wrote a paper about it...did you not?

Kagan: Well, that was a while back, you can't use that.

Me: Ms Kagen: do you like men?

Kagan: Of course I do.

Me: Well, if you are gay, you prefer women, is that not correct?

Kagen; Well, I do eat Chinese food. (courtroom laughs.)

Me; So, if you prefer women, isn't there a danger that you would want to pass laws about men, that would actually be unfair and discriminate against them?

Kagen: I told you, I am a strong defender of gay rights.

Me: Oh...if the men are gay, then you will protect them...am I right?

Kagen: Yes.

Me: What if they are not gay? And what if the men that are not gay want to recruit men on campuses, would you rule in favor of that?

Kagen: No

Me; Are you NOT therefore discriminating against straight men? Shouldn't they have the same rights as gays?
Kagen: You're twisting what I said.

Me: How do you know that?

Kagen: Because I'm Jewish.

Me: How does your rabbi feel about you being gay?

Kagen: I do feel that some laws are really stupid.

Me: Well, if you don't want to tell your Rabbi your gay, or admit it to the world, then I think you are a hypocrite and should just admit you are gay instead of hiding the fact in order to get on the court.

Therefore, it is the opinion of this nobody, and many other nobodies of America, Ms Kagen, that you will not protect any part of our constitution, and if bad laws are passed, laws that deprive us of free speech, the right to bear arms, and our national sovereignty to foreign nations...you will use all your powers on the court to keep them. You will not interpret our beloved constitution, but try to make laws based on your own very liberal, feminist, opinions...and you should not be confirmed as even a Mayor of Dog town, let alone our highest Court.

Kagen: Well, that's your opinion MS Nobody--- but guess what? You're a nobody and I'm not. In fact, I have been picked precisely because nobody could look up my record on anything, and I don't have to tell you or the American people anything, so help me God.

Me: Yes Ms Kagen, I don't need a Harvard education to know that you will put the final nail in the loss of all our freedoms.

So keep visiting those Chinese restaurants MS. Kegan.. in fact, do us all a favor and go run for office in China, where the food is authentic..You will feel right at home.

(Nobody Makes this stuff up)

Send a Muslim Into Space!

Nobody's Perfect:

Lohan VS Obama

I love to compare the many bloopers of the rich and famous...but today, I will not only lament their sometimes not so humorous escapades, but offer a sound solution.

On the front page today, was the lovely Ms. Lindsey Lohan, who was seen crying in court because she didn't think it was fair that she be sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days of rehabilitation just because she wanted to dance at the MTV award party and that pesky ankle bracelet just HAD to come off.

She did it for the children, you know. Every time she missed her meetings...she was doing great things for the children..which means she watches CNN, who also do everything for the children.

She forgot to bring those precious children to the meeting...but that's because she did not have room as you can see from her four big body guards.

And then this week, "President" Obama, along with his many continuous blunders like suing Arizona just to impress the Communists voters, has made one of the biggest idiotic mandates ever committed by a President.

Not only did he shut down our space program, he has now decided to give our taxpayer money to help Muslims learn math and science. If they are going to fly our planes, they need to do a better job. They sort of missed the center of the Pentagon...although, we don't talk about it so as not to make them feel bad.

Forget the little black kids on the South side of Chicago...all they need to know is where to get the welfare check.

So, this nobody is thinking this could actually be a noble jester. So, here's my nobody idea:

Every time Lindsey takes a drink, she has to go up into space with a Muslim. And they both have to take math and science lessons before the trip...at least 90 hours. They have to fly the shuttle alone.

And since the Russians are now our taxi into space, let the Saudi Kings pay the Russians for the trip.

I would even suggest that Obama go with them, in order to promote Muslims in space.

Yes, Obama's new program: Forget the Monkeys...send the Muslims into Space!

Nobody Is Divided

Nobody's Opinion. "Don't get out of the car." I said to my husband. "There's black men."

We had been driving down into the city of St. Louis on a Saturday night and pulled into a parking lot of a real dive-looking bar in order to look at the fireworks bursting over the Arch in downtown St. Louis. Out of the bar had come four very big black men, going to their motorcycles to put on helmets, and we were white people in a black neighborhood: and trust me...unwanted white people. It was a hot night in the city.

Downtown...whether it's Detroit, Philadelphia, or the South Side of Chicago...if it's a hot summer night, and you are white, you do not venture downtown. And you don't want to get out of your car. The gangs have the city. They shoot at each other all the time, and if they see you are white, they might take a shot just for the color of your skin.

So goes America.

As we pulled out of the parking lot at Mach-One speed, I was still trying desperately to get a view of the Arch and the big firework display. It was July the 3rd, and because I'm a sucker for fireworks, I had suggested we just go drive down by the Arch and pull over somewhere and watch it from our car.

Dumb.

Throughout all the years that I've lived here... downtown fireworks over the Arch was the best place to see the biggest and best show. Most of the time, there was a "white" band playing...or someone like Ray Charles...singing "God Bless America." I have so many fond memories.

But, as soon as we turned toward the city, I realized we were in a sea of black. Stuck in traffic.

"There must be a famous black band playing tonight." I said. Better make a U-Turn and get out of here.

I soon realized that the city had given the blacks the town on the 3rd, with the act of Legend. I read in the paper the next day that on the 4th, the B-53 Bombers were playing. Instead of mixing up the musical acts downtown as always...entertainment for both blacks and white, they had changed it this year.

The whites are no longer the majority in St. Louis, so it's only fair that the blacks have their own night with their own music. They wanted their own private party. But still....this giving everyone their own racial night of celebration was not exactly uniting America on its birthday...and I wondered if this was happening in other cities?

Is this the new Black President's idea of America? I have no doubt at all, that it is.

On Sunday night...they had fireworks again downtown...but we went to watch the fireworks in the town right outside of St. Louis--- St. Charles. The crowd was all white. We put our chairs right on the muddy bank of the Missouri River, not far from where Lewis and Clark started the expedition to explore the West. And it was a great spot. You could watch the big River flowing past at dusk, and think of Mark Twain, and times gone past.
Behind us, we could hear a big gathering of Spanish speaking people, meaning they would rather not go downtown either.

And it was the first time in my life that I had to listen to Spanish while watching a fourth of July display...it was...strange.

To English speaking people who don't speak Spanish, trying to listen to it, is like going 90-miles an hour down the freeway while texting your friend, drinking a hot cup of coffee, and eating a taco at the same time. I have NO idea how they speak so fast. They sound like caffeinated ferrets. And because I can't understand it, I try not to listen. One of the ladies had an America flag tee shirt on...and a smile. There were no dirty looks from any of them..so they were it seems...for one night...one of us.

There were a few blacks in the crowd...but I doubt very much if they were afraid of getting shot.

In the background was a band playing every song of Crosby, Stills, and Nash, and some they didn't even know they had written. I swear I heard the line "two cats in the yard...life used to be so hard..." at least three times.

Of course, all us white honkeys felt...safe.

So, here's the problem. We have three dominate nations that make up the United States. All have their own cultures, their own history, their own music, and our President is trying to add one more: Muslims.

In order for the freedom that made America the greatest country on the planet, these three cultures must unit...or freedom dies.

Will there be a leader who can unit all three cultures? Is there a man or woman who can convince the blacks, the whites, and the Spanish that it is in their best interests to fight the tyranny in Washington D.C., together?

Will we see a leader who can show that freedom, property, and individual rights come from a system of capitalism, and the ideas of our founders? Someone who can fight for the little guy against the global goliaths?

Will the blacks and the Spanish wise up to the fact that sooner or later, they will only get so much from handouts?

Benjamin Franklin had it right when he said that: United we stand, divided we fall...and this nobody is divided about the possibility that there will be a leader that will appear and say: "Do you people want to unit as one? Or ALL become global slaves? "

I sure hope so....and I pray we all rise up to follow them.

The day that I could get out of my car in America just to watch fireworks in an American City...any American City and not be afraid, would be a grand day of freedom.

I hope I live that long.