Send a Muslim Into Space!

Nobody's Perfect:

Lohan VS Obama

I love to compare the many bloopers of the rich and famous...but today, I will not only lament their sometimes not so humorous escapades, but offer a sound solution.

On the front page today, was the lovely Ms. Lindsey Lohan, who was seen crying in court because she didn't think it was fair that she be sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days of rehabilitation just because she wanted to dance at the MTV award party and that pesky ankle bracelet just HAD to come off.

She did it for the children, you know. Every time she missed her meetings...she was doing great things for the children..which means she watches CNN, who also do everything for the children.

She forgot to bring those precious children to the meeting...but that's because she did not have room as you can see from her four big body guards.

And then this week, "President" Obama, along with his many continuous blunders like suing Arizona just to impress the Communists voters, has made one of the biggest idiotic mandates ever committed by a President.

Not only did he shut down our space program, he has now decided to give our taxpayer money to help Muslims learn math and science. If they are going to fly our planes, they need to do a better job. They sort of missed the center of the Pentagon...although, we don't talk about it so as not to make them feel bad.

Forget the little black kids on the South side of Chicago...all they need to know is where to get the welfare check.

So, this nobody is thinking this could actually be a noble jester. So, here's my nobody idea:

Every time Lindsey takes a drink, she has to go up into space with a Muslim. And they both have to take math and science lessons before the trip...at least 90 hours. They have to fly the shuttle alone.

And since the Russians are now our taxi into space, let the Saudi Kings pay the Russians for the trip.

I would even suggest that Obama go with them, in order to promote Muslims in space.

Yes, Obama's new program: Forget the Monkeys...send the Muslims into Space!