Nobody Knows Nothin'

Nobody Knows..why Nobody Knows...and today, it's all a mystery.

Nobody Knows why our biggest tanker that could be used to suck up the oil in the Gulf, is sitting in the harbor of Virginia.

Nobody Knows why a President does not have to show a valid birth certificate to run for office, and why his nomination for the Supreme Court doesn't have to have any experience as a judge.

Nobody Knows why the women who claimed a Vice President sexually attacked her would wait three year to bring her accusations into the public eye.

Nobody Knows that IF and WHEN everyone is required to get a National ID card, if you will also have to buy insurance to protect yourself against the theft of your national ID card, because you will have to use your ID at every bank, or else. Thus.... leaving your account wide open, even to Russian Spies.

Nobody Knows how come Elena Kagan was not asked about her homosexuality and how it would influence her decisions on the bench about men.

Nobody Knows why the woman who just got an Oscar playing the Queen of England is now going to play the Madame of a Brothel, and if she will again win the Oscar again.

And speaking of brothels, Nobody Knows how many men brought in their vuvuzelas to the brothels in Africa and used them to announce the release of their 'chakras.'

Nobody Knows if Supreme Court Nomination Elena Kagan and Homeland Security Chief Janet Napolitano are actually---sisters.

Nobody Knows if the 43,000 dogs killed in Baghdad could have been saved by PETA.

Nobody Knows who is going to mine the gold and titanium in Afghanistan..and if that's the real reason every big country in the world wants to conquer it.

Nobody Knows if a President can be impeached for the high crime of not protecting our borders from drug lords and terrorists, ignoring TWO devastating national crisis' thereby helping to destroy the livelihoods of millions of American, and allowing Russia to basically see all our nuclear sites, and disarm us...

Okay, many of us know,but unfortunately, none of them are in Congress.

And Nobody Knows why Luiz Inacio Lula de Sliva, the President of Brazil, was the first big picture you saw in Time's magazine's "The 100 Most Influential People." And why all of a sudden, Hillary wants us to be more like Brazil...and Nobody Knows if this guy already has a farm lined up for him in Ohio.

Maybe we will find out at the next summer Olympics. Something tells me he has already purchased a Greek island, right next to Soros.

And Nobody Knows that in Kenya, (Where Obama, it is said by many in his family, was born.) the people drink blood...(for protein)

And that in itself, explains everything.