Friday, July 09, 2010

Nobody's Fool: Lebron Drinks...Water

Nobody's Fool: I had no idea who this guy was till yesterday.

Mr. LeBron, ( a very famous basketball player) has probably started a brand new television series called, "Guess where the multi-millionaire athletic goes next?"

He ended up leaving his team in Cleveland and going to Miami, (which was a wise choice) but if you judged from this picture, he left Cleveland and went straight to Coca-Cola's main marketing office.

NIKE now has a new competitor in the big and tall and black category of "How to sell shoes and water at a markup higher than a double-inflationary kite filled with helium and Al Gore's hot gas."

With all that heat in Miami, I figure Coke's vitamin water will be selling for 5 bucks a bottle real soon. I bet San Francisco is replacing all the vending machines with vitamins water as we speak. All our schools will be swamped with it. And the CEO of Coke is even measuring the consumption of water in Liberia. In fact, I bet that all over the world...posters of Labron, sweating on Miami Beach, while drinking a cool vitamin water, will be posted in every airport and bus terminal.

And hey, I happen to like the stuff...who doesn't like water?

Could vitamin water replace the--- sneakers are your best claim to coolness? Will the kids in high school be fighting over that bottle of Lebron favorites beverage?

I don't know, but the people at Coke are counting on it.

In Oakland, where riots seem to break out every full moon...the bad boys broke into a foot locker and stole every shoe---- maybe water will be the next gold-mind.

Nobody will break into a grocery store for vitamin water, you say?

Did you ever think a President would say Jews don't like him because of his middle name?

Wait and see...anything could happen.

In the meantime, I'm burning my old Grateful Dead t-shirt to protest.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amfortas prefers....:

....water from my tap.

Why would anyone want to buy bottled water?

8:05 PM  
Blogger Joyanna Adams said...

Because we're stupid.

10:02 PM  

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