Professor Wichman for President!

Well, It's Saturday Night and Nobody Got EMAIL!

This one is from my very, very, VERY, liberal friend, JR, and he just LOVES this email. It seems this professor sent an email out at Michigan State, because the Muslims on his campus were protesting..."cartoons."

I did NOT read about this in the news. As you can see from JR's comments, he wants Wickman for President. I'd be happy if he just took over Helen Thomas' chair.

GO, MICHIGAN STATE!

Very interesting -- the University is standing by their professor and not Wickman for President! I'm dead serious! I hope MSU keeps it's balls bowing down to special interest groups! (JR)


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Professor Wichman E-mail

Claim: A Michigan professor sent an e-mail telling Muslim students to leave the country.

Status: True.

The story begins at Michigan State University with a mechanical engineering professor named Indred Wichman. Wichman sent an e-mail to the Muslim Student's Association.
The e-mail was in response to the students' protest of the Danish cartoons that portrayed the Prophet Muhammad as a terrorist. The group had complained the cartoons were 'hate speech.'

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Enter Professor Wichman.

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In his e-mail, he said the following:

Dear Muslim Association,

As a professor of Mechanical Engineering here at MSU I intend to protest your protest. I am offended not by cartoons, but by more mundane things like beheadings of civilians, cowardly attacks on public buildings, suicide murders, murders of Catholic priests (the latest in Turkey), burnings of Christian churches, the continued persecution of Coptic Christians in Egypt, the imposition of Sharia law on non-Muslims, the rapes of Scandinavian girls and women (called 'whores' in your culture), the murder of film directors in Holland, and the rioting and looting in Paris France. This is what offends me, a soft-spoken person and academic, and many, many of my colleagues. I counsel you dissatisfied, aggressive, brutal, and uncivilized slave-trading Muslims to be very aware of this as you proceed with your infantile 'protests.' If you do not like the values of the West - see the First Amendment - you are free to leave. I hope for God's sake that most of you choose that option. Please return to your ancestral homelands and build them up yourselves instead of troubling Americans.

Cordially,
I. S. Wichman
Professor of Mechanical Engineering


As you can imagine, the Muslim group at the university didn't like this too well. They're demanding that Wichman be reprimanded, that the university impose mandatory diversity training for faculty, and mandate a seminar on hate and discrimination for all freshmen. Now, the local chapter of CAIR has jumped into the fray. CAIR, the Council on American-Islamic Relations, apparently doesn't believe that the good professor had the right to express his opinion.

For its part, the university is standing its ground in support of Professor Wichman, saying the e-mail was private, and they don't intend to publicly condemn his remarks.

(Nobody says...WOW.)

Send this to your friends, and ask them to do the same. Tell them to keep passing it around until the whole country gets it. We are in a war. This political correctness crap is getting old and killing us.

If you agree with this, Please send it to all your friends, If not, simply delete it. GO, MICHIGAN STATE!

Wickman for President! I'm dead serious! (JR)

UPDATE: it seems this event happened around 2006, and that it was an email to a "friend" that was released to the world...the guy later apologized for his remarks.

Which means, he didn't want to lose his job, I think, and that's what you get when you elect an American President named Obama.

The Helen Thomas Dictator Collection

Nobody Reports:

Helen Thomas, the most ancient body that has ever withered in the White House Press room...has just come out of the closet...for her beloved President...Obama, and let us all know her true feelings for Jews. Something, frankly, she could have kept to herself.

She said all Jews should just get out of Israel, give their land to the Palestinians, and go back to Poland, and Germany, and even here if they want.

The fact that she made such a anti-Semitic comment, is beyond imagination, but it seems she felt it was time. Maybe she is tried of being mistaken for a Jew herself....it's hard to say just why she hates the Jews. Did she suffer at the hands of Hitler's mother? Is she Hitler's half- sister? Did Hilter's father ever visit Lebanon?

Is it me...or does she look like one of the bankers out of the Harry Potter movie?

But, don't worry. In order to honor the brave old gal, for saying something that the President wants to say, but simply can't because he's needs all that Jewish money...a new line of baby clothes is being designed in her honor, just for speaking out.

It's called the new HELEN THOMAS "Baby" DICTATOR COLLECTION.

In the new HELEN THOMAS collection for the little dictator in your life, you will have a variety of cute little outfits...and to start off the collection right...the HELEN THOMAS "LITTLE NAZI" will be coming out by July, the fourth!.

It's sure to become popular in all the supporters of the current White House. All the little liberals will be running around in such cute little Helen Thomas outfits.

If you do not see what you want here---soon there will be a website where you can order the dictator outfit of your choice: Saddam Hussein, Castro, Lenin, Stalin, FDR, Obama, Attlia the Hun...and that ever so popular outfit...Mao.

And if you order now, you can get Ahmadinejad for half price!

Hurry...if you call withing the next ten minutes...one whole dollar will go into Helen's Fund for Humanitarian Moving Jews Foundation...which raises fees for the Jews who cannot afford the airfare, a cause deep in her heart.

So, get your HELEN THOMAS BABY DICTATOR outfits today! Don't delay! Tell them...Obama sent ya!

(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up.)

...and thinks maybe it's time Helen Thomas should move to Palestine...where she can be more appreciated for her...opinions.)

And Obama complains about the journalism on the Internet?

Hey Jude...Let it Be

Nobody Wins: Here we see Paul McCartney getting an award from Obama. He could have been his old lovable self and just said, "thank you." But no. He had to make a big political "Obama is God" moment out of it. The "fool on the hill " must have been skipping in his head.

Okay. Now we know what comes with becoming a "lord." There is a moment in time (usually when your career is in decline) when you are called upon by political leaders to...help them out. Lord Paul must believe, like the great globalists, that America has to get downsized into the "no borders," one-- HEY JUDE-- world...otherwise he wouldn't be saying what he is saying.

On the other hand, look at it from his side. Think of the global billions Paul made by that one appearance. The song Michelle should be a sell-out next week in Kenya.

We love ya Paul, but--- "I guess you never knew dear boy, what you have done..."

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of all our stars and musicians becoming political hacks.

First we had Tom Hanks going on YOUTUBE telling us all to vote for Obama...

Then Gloria Estefan raised money for Obama in Miami... a woman who by all accounts should know the ways of communism and how Obama is a Marxist and shares many of Castro's beliefs. (In fact, Castro loves the guy...just like Paul.)

Gloria, whose own father was imprisoned in Cuba, should have said...NO WAY! I must say, I was knocked out with disappointment with Gloria. But then I tied to rationalized it. I thought...because she is bi-liqual, and depends on record sales in many a socialistic and communistic country, there was some monetary reason she felt she had to do it.

Still, to her credit, we did not see her picture with Obama all over the networks.

But, Paul McCartney--- boy...what do you say? A man who to the delight of all his fans stayed OUT of politics all his life...(except for the Irish song)... what a disappointment!

I, like many Americans, resent some guy who is a musician, even if he was a "god of music, " taking to telling us to quit picking on Obama. As if we are all just mean and spiteful little children....and then saying stupid political things like, "You have billions of us who are rooting for you."

Billions? He's not LORD OF THE WORLD yet Paul...

Here's what I think: Obama was using him, to suck up to the "white" baby boomers who are just about fed up with him, and that includes now...many democrats. And Paul was more than happy to do it.

"Look, Paul says I'm cool...so there you go. And for you black people...here's Stevie Wonder"

Stevie Wonder, by the way, sang such a terrible scale of the name, Barack Obama, at the White House party, even I could have done it better. Obama likes to hear his name chanted, over and over, have you noticed? "

Can you say: "Maybe I'm amazed at the kiss-ups?"

Do you remember, the first time the Beatles sang before the Queen? Remember the line that John Lennon said.."Those in the front can clap your hands, but the ones in the back, just rattle your jewelry?" Compare that to Paul sucking up to the Obama for an award...as if he needed another one. He could have said, "Those of you in the TV audience who don't have a job, and are watching your country disintegrate into Marxist Mush...you can cry. The ones sitting here in the room...throw us your private yacht keys."

Yes, times HAVE changed.

We all know that Paul McCartney is known to have a bleeding heart, which is okay, if he keeps it to himself. If he wants to save all the lobsters in the world, why should we care? But, don't start telling the AMERICANS to stop picking on that good guy Obama, just because he happens to have a wife named Michelle and you can keep your career going another ten years by plugging your Michelle song.

Fame, we are told...is like a drug. Paul...loves it. (so does Obama) And we LOVE Paul...the musician.

And speaking of drugs: Sir Paul McCartney, like Sir Elton John, has done so many drugs in his considerable lifetime, we must consider the source when he makes stupid political statements. It's not the first blunder he's done lately.

Maybe the drug use has finally caught up with him. Gee...think about it. Drugs damage brains. Paul has done every drug known to mankind, and Obama was a cocaine addict...and they both think they know what's best for the world.

Maybe we should start demanding brain scans of our politicians to be posted ...online.

I'm trying not to judge the man, but let's just say, for the sake of humanity, that in order for me to deal with this "blow" I'm going to take the attitude... "Forgive him lord, for he knows not what is good for humanity, and he wants some people to buy his upcoming concert tickets...."

And this nobody was a diehard Beatle fan. I put the Beatles music right up there with Beethoven. I was thirteen when the Beatles came on the scene on Ed Sullivan, and my nickname at the time was "Paulie." So, yes--- this pains me. The songs are embedded forever in my brain, like it or not.

Not too long ago, I read that actually, the first Beatles hits were not written by the Beatles, but by a hired songwriter...and after I thought about it..."I Want to Hold Your Hand" does not sound like something four "men" would write after spending eight years in Hamburg playing in strip joints six nights a week. They had the talent as a group to perform it...of course... but the older I get, I tend to think that it could very well be true: those first hits were not Lennon/McCartney.

Later on, I do believe they wrote their own music. But, if that is so, then that makes Paul McCartney full of ....lies...much like a politician.

Yes--- Paul has lot in common with Obama. He has a tremendous god-given gift. Paul has the perfect male singing voice, and is a great musician. One of most creative musician ever to walk the earth. Obama, as he has said himself...has a great gift of speech.

BUT...do not forget. Behind Paul McCartney was John Lennon, Ringo Starr, George Harrison, Brain Epstein, and the incomparable George Martin. Without them, he might not have developed.

Behind Obama is Rahm Emanuel, and a whole fleet of secret powerful people, as Glenn Beck has pointed out. Obama, as we are finding out...is not even as gifted in his field as Paul. Obama is turning out to be...just a partier. A hired orator... implanting the "progressive" takeover. If not for the backing of a Saudi Prince, he would not even have gotten into Harvard.

And now that the globalists are all coming out into the open, what seems more frightening to this nobody is that all these musicians and stars are called on by this" global cartel" to "Do this gig, say this and that, or..It would be nice if you head up this charity.." servants of propaganda---called forth to come to the beck and call of the elites... much as court jesters by the kings of old.

Dancing to the beat of the Lords of Globalization, or ELSE.

If these stars are really so keen to save the world...they should write an intelligent book explaining why they support whatever political beliefs that they have...we would welcome it.

But, they won't.

So...here's my nobody message to my beloved idol...Paul.

Most of the world is living a Hard Day's Night right now, and I know it makes you feel bad...but trust me..you should Let it Be, otherwise, you will become the REAL NOWHERE MAN, and it will be a Long and Winding Road back into ...billions of hearts.

Hey Jude...take a sad song. and make it better...right now.. Paul, to many of your biggest fans....you're making it worse.

Nobody Flashes: The American Year of Hidalgo

Nobody Flashes: In his book Revolution of Hope, (which I got on sale for one dollar at my local book store) Vicente Fox pointed out this fact in his introduction;

"The traditional cycle of our six-year-presidential term, the sexenio, worked like this: A president used his first five years to spend the nation deep into debt. In his sixth year, known as the "Year of Hidalgo," he cut off the flow of money to the economy and diverted hundreds of millions of dollars from Mexico's oil revenues to fund the campaign of his successor. Then the incumbent handed the sash to the man to whom he'd "given the finer" and got the hell out of the country, before the economic crisis kicked in. Typically, Mexico's former presidents exiled themselves to Ireland, drew on their Swiss bank accounts, and hid from the world in walled suburban villas."

Wow, sounds like a blueprint right out of Obama's White House.

What's funny is that Mr. Fox doesn't want to spend his retiring years in his beloved country of Mexico, where he even has a Presidential library, just like the American Presidents.

Politicians are amazing. Vicente now lives in Ohio, where he owns a farm...The Bushes have farms in South America, and this nobody wonders where Obama's farm will be?

Hawaii? Dubai? Kenya?

The important thing is: if you have been a President of a country in this new global network of "criminal ink" as Glenn Beck so succinctly puts it, you'd better get yourself a farm...preferable, in another country, where you can live a life of hope that you're crimes will never be exposed...but if they are: all you will need is your farm, your wife, and your Swiss Bank accounts.

We should all be so lucky.

The Well of Dubai

Nobody Cares; I was watching the History Channel tonight...and got very interested in watching this very funny looking building go up in Dubai. It's a convention center.

Here in America, while we watch the three stooges try to figure out how to stop an oil gusher underwater...and nobody has a clue...maybe the real problem is: all the world's best engineer's are working in Dubai at the moment, building the dreams of one particular Sheik or another.

If they are not there, they are in China.

Ever watch these things? Almost nine times out of ten, the contractors and architects are from the West. And if they are not....they were trained there.

This was somewhat of an engineering feat, because, as you can see...it's crooked. The men who were the top engineers on this building were all Scots, Brits, and one Irish. Then you had the poor grunts doing the actual work, who were all from India. They lit a LOT of candles.

The "Sheik" also wanted the building to be hollow so he could pretend he was at the bottom of a well I suppose. Then, when the time was right, he could jump up and out the top and become the new..E-man and save the world.

I have no idea why he wanted a crooked looking building, but..you tell me.

This hollow in the middle thing, of course presented big problems. But, the genius Scots figured it out after much debate and hard work. Still....that wasn't enough. The Sheik decided he'd like a swimming pool sticking out of the side, (after the building is almost finished, mind you) and I can tell you, the Scottish man in charge was exasperated, but somehow he found a way to get that big pool waaaay up near the top, and STILL keep the building from falling over. The pool was held up by really big...steel logs.

THEN...when they were almost done, the Sheik decided...hey...I'd like a heliport on top of the building.

Sure, no problem.

By this time you could tell the engineer in charge was getting a bit fed up with just HOW he was suppose to put even more weight on this flimsy thing, not to mention, wind factors in the desert...but he did it. Somehow, he did it.

And while I was watching this...I couldn't help but wonder....what in world did this Sheik do to deserve to inherit so much money that he could order men who are not even from his country, to do such impossible tasks? Did he get that oil out of the ground in the first place?

Nope.

So, there you have it.

I say we take what stimulus money there is left and hire some of these great Western engineers to come over here and build a hotel over that disaster...and use the oil to run the place. They could have the first underground ocean hotel, run by oil.

From what I saw tonight, it wouldn't be a problem for these guys.

But, all Obama can think of to send is lawyers. Not only is he turning out to be a terrible President, he wouldn't even make a good Shiek.

America use to be the place where the greatest minds from all over the world would come.

Now, our greatest minds go to Dubai, and Beijing.

And I honestly can't get say anything for a punch line at that thought. I'm just one big empty well at the thought of it.

Nobody's Perfect: Obama...AGAIN

Nobody's Perfect: I tried really hard to find someone who could just possibly make less mistakes than this man this week...but there simply was no contest. He's a walking blunder with a suit on.

The biggest mistake he made that everyone was talking about this Memorial Day, was his decision to not lay the wreath on the grave of the unknown soldier. This was such a BIG mistake on his part, because frankly, with his record of putting America down all over the world, and then making all the mistakes in Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan that he is making...he should have gone just for appearance sake. But, he wanted to go to Chicago for whatever reasons, and all his fans were driving there to meet him...all two of them.

His attitude about the BP oil spill was simply unfathomable, and even more so when he had Pelosi come out and say "It's all George Bush's fault."

And then this week, he made Bill Clinton take the fall for the Sestak affair. (a fact that doesn't bother too many people, me included--- but still.)

Today I heard someone say that the West Wing's Walls is covered in pictures of Obama, which is a sure sign that...someone's doing drugs.

But tonight...the news is getting grim...Turkey and Israel...Paris, and Egypt...heating up...

Yes, the biggest mistake Obama is making at the moment is the way he is treating Netanyahu. Right now, with the newest development in the East...the whole world could explode...and Obama is letting it be known, he will NOT help the Jews.

He is either dangerously ignorant, or it is exactly what he wants...as George W. Bush would say: (and has)"What do you want to do...start World War III?"

VP Joe Biden gave the speech today at the tomb of the unknown soldier today, and even though I didn't hear it...I'm told it made many a patriot really angry. The administration's fake patriotism is coming just a little too late for most of us. Their words are cheaper than a ten-dollar South Side of Chicago, Forth of July happy-hour, blow through the park.

Maybe I should have picked Lindsey Lohan for this week. At least I could have compared her prison ankle bracelet with Martha Stewart's old ankle bracelet...I thought about it.

But...like I said, no comparison.

Military Wisdoms...

Nobody's Opinion: This memorial day, the best thing we can do to honor all the men and women who have fought for America...and all those families who have lost their sons and daughters fighting America's enemies...is to fight like hell here at home to keep the America that we have always loved...alive, least they come home to find all that they thought they were fighting for...no longer exists.
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We cannot let that happen.

(Does England celebrate Memorial Day amforatas?)

So, in no particular order...here are some wise things from some very wise soldiers..and a lot of wise pilots... to enjoy on your holiday off!








WISDOM - FROM THE MILITARY MANUAL

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

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"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

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"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General MacArthur

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"You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me." - U.S. Marine corps Gunnery Sgt.

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"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance

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"Five second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal

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"Any ship can be a minesweeper.. Once."

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"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Marine Recruit

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"If you see a bomb technician running, keep up with him." - USAF Ammo Troop

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"Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death , I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing."

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"You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3." - Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot)

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"The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire."

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"If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe."

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"When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash."

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"Even with ammunition, the USAF is just another expensive flying club."

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"What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, .... The pilot dies."

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"Never trade luck for skill."

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The three most common expressions (or famous last words), in aviation are: "Why is it doing that?" "Where are we?" And "Oh ----!"

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"Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight."

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"Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; We never left one up there!"

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"Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it."

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"The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you." - Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)

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"There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime." Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970

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"If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to."

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"You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal."

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As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives; the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks, "What happened?" The pilot's reply: "I don't know, I just got here myself!" - Attributed to Ray Crandell (Lockheed test pilot)


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