Saturday, March 26, 2011

Houston: We Have A REAL Candidate!

Nobody Gets Email on Saturday Night: I have been getting so many great emails during the week, that I think I'll have to post them more than once a week. It seems such a pity to let these gems of wisdom and enlightenment go without notice. So, keep an eye out for more from me. Here's one by Bill Cosby...who was not only one of the funniest men on the planet, but a real American, who maybe SHOULD run for President!

(Thanks to Pat)

Bill Cosby has a great way of "distilling" things. Looks like he's done it again!


I have decided to become a write-in candidate for President for the year 2012...
Here is my platform:

1. Any use of the phrase: 'Press one for English' is immediately BANNED! English IS the official language: Speak it, or wait outside our borders until you can.

2. We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do NO exports. We will use the "Wal-Mart's" policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it." We'll make it here and sell it here!

3. When imports are allowed, there will be 100% import tax on it coming in here.

4. All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the Southern border of the United States. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTH BOUND aliens.

5. Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nothin in, you AIN'T getting nothin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

6. Welfare. Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.

7. Professional Athletes--Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports...For life.

8. Crime---we will adopt the Turkish method, I.e., the first time you steal you lose your right hand. (Nobody says...Bill is really getting into it now!) There is no more 'life sentences.' If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

9. One export of will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.

10. All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately lower the taxes. When disasters occure around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the deicsion as to whether, or not, it is a worthy cause.

11. The Pledge of Allegiance will be said EVERY day at school, and every day in CONGRESS.

12. The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, ete.

My apologies if I have stpped on anyone's toes...NEVERTHELESS...



Bill Cosby.


Friday, March 25, 2011

Welcome to the New World Order of the General Elites (GE)

Nobody Wins: Jeffery Immelt, the CEO of General Electric, is just about as arrogant a man as you would ever encounter. I once saw him on Charlie Rose, and he made it quite clear, that to him, America was just a stooge on a map. He is a proud globalist. Jeffery said that if any man or women in America that worked for GE did not want to go work in China--he would fire them on the spot, because to Jeffery, we all must accept the fact that Jeffery, is King of the World. He loves China, because communism works so well for a CEO.

His mother must be proud.

We found today that GE, made profits of $14.2 billion worldwide, and $5.1 billion from the United States. The company did not have to pay any taxes. In fact, GE got a tax benefit of $3.2 billion. That G.E. Japanese nuclear reactor melted down just in time.

Obama's wanting the rich to pay more, means, he wants them to pay more to him.
GE gave more money to Obama's campaign than had ever been given before.

Jeffery went to India with 'President' Obama, and was on the plane to Rio with him too. He has been given an official government title. He is right by his side making plans for one big GE world.

But it's not just GE gettng tax breaks, many big multinational companies are getting everything for free. Almost all of them pay no taxes, so when Michael Moore complains, you can understand why so many people listen to him, and that's a fact that is maddening.

To get Obamacare passed, (with the blessings of big insurance, and pharmaceutical companies) Obama had to make exceptions to his rule and bribe a few states with a "get out of Obamacare Free" card. Then before you knew it, ALL the big international companies got excused from the Obamacare draconian law, a law that all the Congressmen don't have to abide by either. The truth is: if you are rich, you are excused, if you are better pay up.

Obamacare is a slow holocaust. It's a depopulation tool, dressed in a benevolent "universal health care for ALL" package.

Depopulation is a key plan for the very rich. Warren Buffett gave $3 billion dollars to promote abortions all over the world, right after Obama first official act was to open the gates of taxpayer support for abortions worldwide. Obama kicked in $50 million, thank you very much dear citizen. Yes, Warren and Bill Gates voted for Obama. And there are other reasons why.

Warren just put up $50 million of his own money to start up the UN nuclear bank, and why? Warren has an energy utility business and owns MidAmerican Energy. His motivation for donating to the UN nuclear bank will benefit him later with regard to a UN monopoly over nuclear power for electricity.

This from Infowars:

Taxpayers will ultimately fund the UN nuclear bank that is in opposition to
public interest and freedom. This trick is accomplished through foundations
convincing governments to regulate or take action on an issue and then passing
the cost on to taxpayers. As sovereign countries dismantle their nuclear weapons
under UN treaties, the UN is simultaneously building its nuclear arsenal by way
of the nuclear bank.

Yes, Buffett proposed this UN bank through a foundation he funds called the Nuclear Threat Initiative. (NTI) Ted Turner (who would like to get rid of at least 5 billion on the planet) is co-chairman. Sam Nunn, is the other chairman.

So, who else is working hard on dismantling our nuclear weapons besides Obama? Henry Kissinger, George Schulz, William Perry, Zbigniew Brzezinki, Madeleine Albright, and Colin Powell among others.

Oh, it's for the benefit of mankind they say...a dream to get rid of all those nuclear weapons.

Right, and my mother loved to do laundry.

These rich guys are after a one world government. What Alex Jones, and David Icke have been talking about for years, is finally becoming known to us all.

Cassandra Anderson of Inforwars wrote:

In short, the sustainable objective is the abolition of private property,
education for global citizenship, and the use of technology to control human
action. Additionally, the UN is locking in another uranium enrichment monopoly
over nuclear power for electricity, which will also increase “interdependency of

So, GE got Congress to outlaw our light bulbs and make us buy ones filled with mercury; GE has forced our government to push electric cars and the rebuilding of a whole nations infrastucture and all this new technology to profit billions more for them, and also to join with the United Nations in building global nuclear GE power plants...all without having to pay one single dime in taxes.

Our politicians are just butt-boys to these big companies. Charlie Rangel and George W. Bush both made laws benefiting the tax breaks for GE. So..nobody suggests that we change the name of the Unites States to GE...the General Elites.

And then...turn the lights out.


Thursday, March 24, 2011

There Are Holes in the Moon

Nobody's Opinion: Somewhere tonight a dead Marine in Afghanistan, is being scrapped off the inside of a Humvee by some other Marine whose job it is to figure out how to get as much as is left of his body back to the morgue...sometimes having to grab it by sticky gobs...looking for notes in pockets and pictures of children, dogs, and cars to send home.
While I think about this, I glanced down at my dog, who sits at full attention, waiting for me to give her the last of the glass of milk that I am enjoying...she's getting old, but when it comes to milk, she has the look of a young puppy.
These two scenes..a young man far away, blown up for a reason not many of us really know anything about, and myself here--- sitting comfortable in my little room...leaves me feeling like Alice falling down a hole, only to come out the other side and floating off into space. I don't want him to be there. I don't want some mother to lose her child to a country whose government has been captured by elite oligarchs who send boys into battle and for which they no longer care what it's citizens' might want.
I try to imagine what the people in England must have felt during the blitz, and I just can't. And I certainly don't want to be thinking about any of this tonight...but I am.
In America...we know that the enemy is over there. But, we also know, they are welcoming them here with open arms, and that's because we have a President who believes the absurd notion that Muslims have been a great part of America and her history. So...
Nobody Knows when the American's are going to make a much needed "Regime" change here. Who's running? So far, candidates like Palin, Romney, and Newt have all made some big bucks just hinting at the prospect through book sales. Donald also has made money off the announcement. Ron Paul...mmmmm ...will he run again? Probably all of them will, but what really troubles this Nobody is the fact that not one..NOT has come out to challenge Obama. That party has been obliterated. It almost doesn't exist.
Nobody's Perfect; Somewhere in Florida some black chick walks into a Burger King and attacks the (white) people serving her food. She hops up on the counter and hits them with a plastic cooler. Yes, this fine mother of four kids, was on spring vacation. The rest of the black tourists helped her trash the restaurant. This happens when your welfare check can only take you from Alabama to Florida, when you really wanted a Hawaii vacation. Times are rough.
Nobody Cares: I'm waiting for the big earthquake. It's been predicted that California is going to have a huge one due to the Super moon, (sometimes before the 27th) and even Michael Moore is going to feel this one.
Nobody Wonders: Were Liz Taylors' eyes REALLY violet, or did she wear contacts? And why did she win Oscars and Richard Burton did not? Care to speculate? I saw her once in person, and I really didn't see the purple eyes. She was beautiful..but all I saw was mascara.
Nobody's Fool: Ron Paul came out with this statement about our wars:
“The American people are sick and tired of this. We are in trouble here.
We’re spending money overseas, we blow up countries and then we have to rebuild
them at the same time we can’t even build our own infrastructure.”

And that's why he's so popular.
Nobody Wins: So, as we watch Paul Allen buy a nice small jet for himself, you must know, our Unions are out to destroy the country and redistribute the money due to the fact that Michael Moore says, the rich have got loads of money and he wants it.
The Chinese are dealing with the problem of all their newly rich being able to keep their own money by avoiding revolutions. After all, they ARE communists. The people in the city are making three times as much as their country cousins. So...Beijing has ordered on pain of a hefty fine, all Billboards a ban on luxury. To tone down the divide between the rich and the poor. They want the words, "luxury, royal, supreme, and high class" taken out of all advertizing.
Hey, we have been doing that here for some time. The rich will pay over a hundred dollars for jeans that have big holes in them. They want to let the poor people know, they are JUST like them, the rich have holy jeans too--don't hurt them.
Nobody Reports that even maybe the fact that our movie stars are no longer glamorous, is a well thought out plan for the rich to keep themselves safe.
And having said that, I feel safe tonight knowing that somewhere a Marine gave his life for the right that I can go have another glass of milk, before I get into my nice warm bed.
At least, that's what I'm telling myself. I don't want to fall down any more holes than I have to.
I'm climbing up to the moon.


Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Is Ahmadinejad on Steroids, and is Barry Bonds Telling the Truth?

Nobody Knows which story in the news today was funnier: Barry Bonds saying that his trainer told him he was taking flax seed oil and arthritis cream and he had no clue he was on steroids for all the years he played baseball, or Ahmadinejad claiming that Iran has developed the first flying saucer to fly the earth.
Let's hope those aliens from Roswell are actually dead.
Nobody Knows which one of these men are telling the truth.
On the one hand, if flax seed DID actually boost Barry's Bonds muscles to the size of large cannon balls, then flax seed would cost over $100 an ounce because every man in the world would have vast cases of it stored in the back trunk of his car. AND if Barry actually believed his trainer was giving him flaxseed, that is evidence right there that his steroid abuse was beyond comprehension.
On the other hand, If Ahmadinejad has actually developed a flying saucer, then I say we need to see what he means to do with this "flying saucer."
Invade our Capitol and capture Jack Nicolas?
Put a saucer over every city in the Western World with JBL speakers ready to play Yoko Ono's greatest hits over and over, thereby destroying us with our own music till we surrender to Allah?
Challenge our F-16's to a showdown?
Land on a golf course and kidnap Obama?
Do nighttime raids over cattle farms in Iowa during our presidential primaries?
Sell them to Gaddafi?
Nobody Knows if this is real, but Ahmadinejad says these flying saucers will be spy machines, something our own government is working on night and day, only they are making spy planes to look like bugs and birds.
I don't care, I'm not feeding them.
More than likely he is telling the truth...he has a flying saucer, but it's NOT the first one ever to fly the earth. And I bet when we finally get to see one for real, they will look much like our drones, which, by the way, are doing a lot of damage over there.
The saucer, named "Zohal," sure takes a good picture...just like all the other pictures ever taken of a UFO.
Nobody thinks that we do have aliens walking the earth, and today we found out that Nobody Cares.


Monday, March 21, 2011

Nobody's Perfect: Messiah Obama, VS Tax-Dodger McClasKill.

Nobody's Perfect: 'President' Obama was criticized heavily on all the cable channels last week (and ALSO by Donald Trump) for playing too much gulf as Japan's nuclear reactors were melting down. He came out and pretty much said, we were all heartbroken, and ships were sent to help, but then Obama pretty much stayed quiet and went back to the links.
Then he came out again, and said Gaddafi had got to go, and so, after asking, "Mother may I?" to the United Nations, he sent over some of our best and lethal planes to bomb for a few days, which will pretty much do just about nothing, as all the generals were saying.
So now we find out, Obama has changed his mind, and we are going to hand over the situation to the French and British. He wants Gaddafi to leave, but, that's not why he sent over planes, which makes about as much sense as telling someone I want you to go, but...go ahead and stay...not my call. Obama has the foreign policy equivalence of a community organizer, what he is.
Remember the good old days when Congress had to declare war?
The Libyan oil fields are one of the main suppliers of oil that Europe gets outside of Russia. Russia owns all the other pipelines. Which explains why George W. Bush took Gaddafi off the terrorist' list, and the Scots sent back the Lockabie bomber.
So, Obama put a small effort in, and now Michael Moore wants him to return his peace prize.
Maybe it's because we have a Supermoon, but for once, I agree with Michael Moore. Europe, like America, should protect its own oil interests. Too bad they seem to be copying us.
But there IS one thing he did so right this week. He went to Rio, (missing any fallout here) to get jobs for Brazilians. He also managed to get his schedule changed to visit the Statue of Christ the Redeemer to nighttime so that his photographer could get this famous shot to be displayed to all the world. And if you think this wasn't planned perfectly,'s Obama standing right in the middle of Jesus' silhouette. It's as if Jesus is saying, "I bless and care for his man."

The only reason he is trying to catch Jesus' light, is because there ARE no lighted night statues of Mohammed anywhere in the world. And for that, we can be thankful.
And then--- there's Claire McCaskill, from my home state of Missouri. Senator McCaskill at one time was Missouri's state auditor. Claire, just like all our politicians, loves to fly around on her private plane at the expense of the taxpayers. She has made over 90 trips from here to Washington.
BUT...she has not paid her property taxes on her plane for over four years. She owes over $280,000 dollars and is planning to sell it.
"The Missouri Republican Party is going to try to ride this horse as long as
they can. They’re going to try to make this as big a deal as they can. Them
filing the ethics complaint is about as surprising as the sun coming up. I have
convinced my husband to sell the damn plane,” McCaskill said on a conference
call with reporters. “I will never set foot on the plane again.”
The Senate Ethics Committee has yet to comment on the matter.
Gee sound a bit upset that you had to pay back the money? For a lady who was state auditor, this nobody finds it hard to believe she had no clue that she owed back taxes.
No big deal? Nobody begs to seems what happens in Rio, stays in Missouri.


Sunday, March 20, 2011

Nobody Needs a Johnny Rosebudseed

Nobody's Opinion: There are few things in life prettier than a yellow rose. I was thinking about this tonight, while I was outside today...picking the dead leaves out of my Japanese garden---clearing away debris, and marveling at the tiny green shoots who had pushed themselves up from the wet ground, somehow..bursting through, tiny little buds of something on the end, heads bowed as if waiting for the sun to kiss them hello. Yes, it's a miracle how fast everything grows in spring, and it's no wonder that we measure our lives by the seasons. I was tip-toeing around so as not to squash them.
But, I missed getting my yellow rose at the funeral.
Everyone was standing outside the chapel after the last words were said, families leaving, the body waiting for the dirt and final flowers, and the sister of the departed gave all the ladies a bright yellow rose. I was clear across the parking lot explaining to someone I had just met WHY I could not drive over 50 miles just to go to some strangers house for a WAKE (after two days of this stuff, I was ready to get back to my life) when I spotted them being given away. By the time I got there, they were gone. But, I grabbed a few being held by the sister and smelled...
Have you noticed? Roses have no smell anymore. Most of they have been cross-designed and breed, and whatever, and the beautiful 'fill your lungs with this miracle of life', is no longer there. Oh sure, they are bigger, and brighter--- but those geneticists have lost the smell in the process and what a pity. Because what's a rose without it's beautiful smell? It's like a beautiful woman without a kind soul.
Even at the famous Botanical Gardens here in St. Louis, where the rose garden has thousands of blooms every single year, you can stand in the middle of the rose garden, and go, "Where's the perfume?" You can put your poor neglected nose up to every single blossem...and...
You know, I hate to admit it, but this upsets me, which brings me to another point.
At this funeral, there wasn't ONE single woman there who was not horribly sick somehow. All of them were at least 100 pounds overweight, and suffered from cancers, strokes, lung diseases, you name it. Two of them were in wheel chairs. One of the reasons we did not go to the gravesite was because two of the sisters could not even walk.
And I found out that almost every single woman there (and all the women in my own family) had had her gall balder removed. I talked to at least seven.
What is going on?
These were not lazy women. None of them. Anyone can glance around our society and see just how everyone is feeling. And most experts's our food. It's been processed, chemically altered, the soil has been depleted and our thyroids themselves have been decimated. In order to "feed the masses" and make sure the food stays on a shelf-life of forever so as to make a profit, there is stuff in our food that shouldn't even be there.
Sure, we get less exercise than before, but it goes beyond that. Something in our water, our food, and who knows what else, is poisoning our chances for a decent life, free of pain. Not that disease has not always been with's just that food, doesn't taste like it use to, does it?
If you look around at the poor, they are fatter than everybody else. At my local neighborhood grocery stores, a simple pepper can cost over a dollar. You walk in the door, and get hit with pastry, donuts, and bread. The fruit is almost always spoiled, and you have to check every bag of apples.
Eating healthy is almost impossible, for people on a fixed income, and it shouldn't be. I look at the spinach now, and In the last ten years I have mistakenly eaten many a contaminated something, and I bet I'm not the only one.
And like everything else...instead of solving the problem, they blame us. The simple man. You're fat because you do not exercise. You're sick because you don't take care of yourself.
Trust us. Fluoride in the water? Trust's your fault. There is no fallout in the air.
Trust us.
As I get older, and I taste the genetically altered apple, or simple orange, I remember how they use to taste when I was a kid. Like the roses, even the food has lost its luster.
But, all is not lost. They have NOT taken the smell out of the gardenia. Every year, I buy a gardenia tree, and every morning in summer, I go out and take the biggest whiff, and if you have not ever smelled a gardenia, you might as well know that this nobody thinks you're glass is half full.
Somebody should put the smell back in the roses before it too late. And then we need a Johnny Roseseed guy to spread it all over the planet.
Funerals...they have their moments I suppose. But they are also hotbeds for Hatfield and McCoy fights that have been just waiting to burst forth. Who gets what...and who was the favorite, and who didn't send flowers, and who didn't show up, etc..
So, I have come to a conclusion. When I die, this nobody would like to skip the funeral and send everyone I liked or loved in my life a gardenia tree...with a card that says..
"Smell this flower once a day, and remember..I still love you."
And that's my final, "funeral moment" for quite some time, I hope.
(And yes, I thought you'd enjoy that potato, you're welcome!)