Saturday, November 14, 2009

Nobody Has E-Mail! Joe Legal vs Jose Illegal

Nobody Has E-Mail!
Joe Legal VS Jose Illegal

I knew instantly when I got this from that lovable Marine…Earl over at “Another Pundit” (An excellent site filled with the best of the conservative web, and cool pics!) that this was a winner!

Next time someone says you hate illegals because you’re racist (Like a certain Geralda guy who loves to say such a thing), contemplate this---

Joe Legal vs Jose Illegal

You have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California.

Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.

Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".

Ready? Now pay attention...

Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.

Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00.

Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $000 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.

Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $9,631.00.

Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose Illegal pays $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $ 31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00.

Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc.

Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month.

Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.

Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.

Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school.

Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch.

Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program.

Joe Legal's children go home.

Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.

Do you get it, now?

If you vote for or support any politician that supports illegal aliens...

You are part of the problem!

It's way PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans!

Hey, everybody have a great weekend!


Friday, November 13, 2009

Nobody's Fool: President George Washington

President George Washington
'President' Obama thinks that if he just stands in front of our past Presidents enough, like George Washington or Abraham Lincoln---everyone will think that he believes in our founding documents, and he is just as great as they were.
Let us remind 'President' Obama, that the best and most efficient way to save money, time and to see justice done to our enimies, according to our past Presidents...has always shoot them.
But Obama, wants the murderers who brought down the twin towers to have a "fair" trial, where a hand-picked judge will, just...let them all go back to Saudi Arabia, even if found guilty of their crimes, which they have already admitted to.
And if THAT happens, ask yourself...What would our first President, George Washington, by all accounts, the greatest of all our Presidents--- What would HE ordered to have done to Obama?
I'm just saying.


Thursday, November 12, 2009

Nobody Wins When White Boy Obama Can't Decide

Nobody Wins, when the Commander-in-Chief of a great nation, just can't seem to decide what to do when it comes to the Army, the Navy, the Marines, Afghanistan, Iraq, Cuba, Muslim extremists, blatant attacks on our own soil, date night, Iran, black holes, the deficit, ...or that pesky, cheeky, white boy on the FOX news channel.

The only thing he CAN do is cut in on Glenn Beck's program with photo's of his many travels...for now.

Obama is also having trouble trying to figure out how exactly to not insult the majority of the people in his own country. Dying soldiers are not really a concern of his right now.

Nevertheless, he CAN decide just how much he likes to gas up, (and then BRAG about flying around the world on)--- Air Force One.

Everyone hopes he makes up his mind soon. As we see from this picture, his indecision are causing major concerns.

I suggest we use the old "reverse" psychology. We should all say..."We really don't want to know what you think Mr. President...take you're time, we know you are really inept at anything that requires any real work or relax Mr. President. Just let everyone do whatever they want, and you just go right ahead and play the big man, have some more parties...go play some more golf in your brother...go on, we understand how really tough it is for a white boy. Just leave the country to us."

Yes, let's call him a white boy. That will get him going.

At least that's what women have done for millions of years, when raising kids and men.

Yes, reverse's worth a try.

(Note to amfortas...Have a fun time with that last comment...please!)


Wednesday, November 11, 2009

"Safety Not Guaranteed..."

Nobody Cares: "I have only done this once before."

Not something you would admit, but then again-- I bet he got more than one or two letters.

"You'll ge paid after we get back."

What do you think...short trip to Mexico? And I thought the "stuff envelopes" was bad...


Tuesday, November 10, 2009

For Our Country, for What Else Have We?

Nobody Knows: In the very distance future, there will be some scholar, who will quit his job, and seek the truth of what really happened to make the Berlin Wall, come down.

He will want to know, because all the history books had been rewritten, just how did the Wall in Berlin fall?

According to the books, it was the great people of Germany who tore it down, and a Russian man, and a lady named Hillary, and the great Barak Obama.

They will only have seen the huge Video of Barak being played, over and over.

He will search, old books, now long banned and forgotten. He will find this picture, of a President...a man who really had the most to do with the downfall of Russia, and he will report on his theory and findings, and people will be...amazed, and surprised.

Ronald Reagan? Who was he?

I watched today, our great soldiers, being put to not only the grief of their beloved friends and families who were slaughtered by a jihadist enemy at Fort Hoot, but also the humiliation they suffered at the hands of a President, who sends them to sacrifice for other nations, but has no respect for the army he sends. They had to swallow the attacks brought on by this commander- in-chief because he believes and is determined to endorsed the Muslim religion into our society.

Force is more the word. We fight for reasons that we are not to know.

We fight for globalization.

And according to the "elites," we Americans and our soldiers must now continue to built the rest of the world..sacrifice our own lives and our children's lives for the elite's vision of tomorrow, while we die off...into the sunset, as the last great hope of mankind

We are to sacrifice...our lives, our fortunes...for the world.

It was Clinton's plan. It was Bush's plan. It's now Obama's plan.'s more than a monetary concept..its their final goal, a one world hodgepodge where everyone is mixed and mating, and fighting, and havng to be put under control.

And I want to know...where is this written? That one nation has to keep sacrificing it's lives, fortunes and money..for the world?

And is it for the world? Or is it as many suspect...for a handful of the powerful.

It's going to take more than a "coin" to honor the dead at Fort Hood today. And it's not going to be long forgotten.

Obama's words hung...worthless on the air to me. It was just a speech, not from the heart, but from the mouth of a man, who's mission is to the world, and his place of glory in it. And it brought me more grief than I had imagined.

The slaughter at Foot Hood is an all who let this man serve.

Yeah, millions cried today. Let the tears from all the families of the brave soldiers who have ever died to save our country, from the revolution, to the war in Iraq...let their memories on this Veterans Day be a renewal...that we will not give into triage of the world, or some elite cabal of global dreams of Utopia.

Let us teach our children that tyrants have lying ways, and wait, for the moment.

Watch, closely this man, Obama. If he adopts a Muslim male child..(as it is reported he will do) then our generals might want to rethink their positions.

If we are attacked again, due to his policies of "let us accept our enemies, and not retaliate them, even if they strike and kill us "dead," then let us pray, that a new George Washington himself will rise up, and take our country back.

It's not Valley Forge...but these are dark days..dark days.


Monday, November 09, 2009

Nobody's Perfect: Brittany Spears

Nobody's Perfect: Brittany Spears

NOTE: MEN...I know it's hard..but please, let me as a female, who is not distracted by the obvious that most men notice first...those loving eyes..let me point out that never have I ever seen a "dimple" on an elbow.

Have you?

So, if the dimple is "fake." then realize that what you are seeing...MAY not be real. This could be what that new and sometimes expensive sensation...called...body-synching.

I'm just saying...****I know it's a mute point..

Nobody’s Perfect: On my “Nobody’s Perfect” day, I’m finding it hard to stick to just one person…especially after having just witnessed the biggest bunch of morons who ever walked the Halls of Congress on a Saturday night.

So, I’ll just stick to one: Brittany Spears, wins the “Nobody’s Perfect” award of the week.

It seems that many thousands of people walked out of Brittany’s concert in Australia recently when they figured out she was lip-synching her songs. The article didn’t say just how long it took the audience to figure this out, but I’m guessing probably within the first ten minutes, or when she couldn’t see her teleprompter, because her hair got in the way.

I first saw this phenomenon of lip-synching about 20 years ago at my first and only Stones concert. I witnessed Keith Richards literally fall down…completely off the stage, and his guitar went down too. Mick went after him…and then I noticed—the song went on! Even though neither one of them were at a microphone or a guitar!! It took them both quite some time to get up.

“Look! Look! GOD! Did he break his leg?! Is he dead! How come he is still playing the guitar? Wait, his guitar fell over…there! He’s still on his face! Is he going to get up? Oh, no…he’s dead. ”

Nobody of course was listening to me.

There was not a crash or a skip in “Jumping Jack Flash”…no big electronic feedback, (guitars usually make a LOT of noise when dropped.) nope…

This nobody was astounded---not at the fact that the great Rolling Stones were lip-synching, I mean, come on…Mick Jagger has to be on some kind of amphetamine endorsed coma--- Nobody can dance and sing for four hours without running out of breathe…and Mick Jagger never, ever, ever, runs out of breath.

At least, I’ve never seen it.

No, I was astounded that they were so bloody well good at it! Lip-synching!

Since I spent half my life in bands, I actually KNOW what happens and how it sounds when the guitar player falls down and remains unconscious. It’s pretty much like a 747 taking off backwards. I mean, in LIVE music, everyone onstage goes--.”ahhhhh” and then starts another song…

Okay, folks, looks like our guitar player had just a little too much, wax on his shoes…so…he’ll be back, we’re taking a short break, we need to pick him up…so.…don’t you go away!”

I also witnessed a saxophone player once play with a broken jaw the whole night because he had been beaten up on the way to the job and robbed, so therefore, he needed the money. (I witnessed this because, I as the leader of the band, (playing drums) was in sheer mortal fear the whole night that he might fall down any second from his injuries and loss of blood, and the whole BAND wouldn’t get paid !)

We needed the money just to get back to town. None of us wanted to spend the night in the van, in the middle of winter.

(Sorry about getting off the title…band memories just happen…like bad gas.)

Anyway, because I was actually the only person at that concert who was NOT stoned and who realized that the Rolling Stones were just playing along with their own recording--I really didn’t care. I’m thinking at least half the acts do it now. Especially if there is a lot of dancing, you can bet they do. They just turn up the mikes when they talk…it’s all rehearsed.

Still, the Aussies have an excellent point. If you are going to pay that much money, then you deserve to hear the singer actually sing! Right?

So, Brittany’s Not Perfect. She can’t dance and sing at the same time. She also likes to go bald headed. But, I will cut her some slack here. After all, Drew Barrymore once stood up on Dave Letterman’s desk and boob-flashed him. Someday, Brittany will admit that she really is a Lesbian, and we’ll all feel better about the whole thing. I also suggest she get that dimple fixed.

Okay, that made no sense…what can I say? Nobody’s Perfect.


Sunday, November 08, 2009

Nobody Reports on a Monday--Dead Quiz 3

Nobody Reports on a Monday:

In case you missed it--Nancy Pelosi passed her version of Universal Health Care...late on a Saturday night.

It goes pretty much like this.:

Dead Quiz One: Patient is Sick
Dead Quiz Two: Government comes in and treats patient---(see picture)
Dead Quiz Three; Patient is Expendable.