Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Groupthinking the Way to Another Assassination


Nobody Cares:
This just in--
In a moment of sheer Madonna guts and shock, the American black singer Erykah Badu, released her latest video, where she calmly walked down the street where JFK was assassinated in Dallas, while slowly stripping off her clothes until she was completely naked, and then, you heard a gunshot and she fell down, as if SHE had been shot.
AND...even though it is against the law in Texas (in public of course) to strip naked, Eyrkah was not arrested because...the officers explained...nobody complained. (This nobody thinks it's because they probably couldn't hear her song.)
Why she did this rather...repugnant and crash bit of naked attention-getting melodramatic performance, seems to be, according to all who reported the event---for money. Her last album made so little, she had to sell her wigs.
BUT...not to be outdone...
THIS JUST IN---Ricky Martin, in much need of cash also because he can't seem to get another hit...was reported walking down the alley, near the place where Martin Luther King was assassinated, while stripping off his clothes, little by little, and dancing his sexy hips to "He bangs, He bangs" and by the time he reached the hotel room banister he was completely naked.
Then, there was a loud shot...and he fell down, naked, in the exact same spot where Martin had been killed.
Once again...even though it was against the law, Ricky was NOT arrested.
Nobody complained due to the fact that...no gerbils were injured.
If this keeps up...I think the politicians might actually start thinking about staying indoors, in fact...that's a good reason for all of them to go home and quit their jobs.
Until the ecomony comes back, of course.

(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up)

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amfortas suspects....:

... that you are making things up, Joyanna.I can imagine the lady with the very strange name and lousy voice not attracting police attention, but a chap?

And who could dare to argue with a modern, sassy, empowered woman who can wear what she wants or nothing at all and NO-ONE is allowed to complain. The President of NOW needs little excuse to berate men in particular and society in general for 'Oppressing' women and denying them opportunity to wear or not whatever they damned well like. She would have had appoplexy if a Patriarchal Neanderthal policeman arrested the naked warbler instead of being somewhere else bursting a door down to arrest a man who dares to question a small purchace of his wife's or wanting to know why there is no milk in the fridge. Again.

We ALL know what happens when a chap shows more than a bald head and hands in public. If he exposes his willy, young women scream and run, old ladies faint and need vapours, small girls are traumatided for life, needing years and years of therapy - paid by the taxpayer, of course - and dogs howl.

I suggest that the Police add another item to their belt. A spare pair of knickers for those occasions when some woman loses hers. Better make that a selection from which she can take her pick or the NOW woman will complain about lack of choices for women.

1:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amfortas suspects....:

... that you are making things up, Joyanna.I can imagine the lady with the very strange name and lousy voice not attracting police attention, but a chap?

And who could dare to argue with a modern, sassy, empowered woman who can wear what she wants or nothing at all and NO-ONE is allowed to complain. The President of NOW needs little excuse to berate men in particular and society in general for 'Oppressing' women and denying them opportunity to wear or not whatever they damned well like. She would have had appoplexy if a Patriarchal Neanderthal policeman arrested the naked warbler instead of being somewhere else bursting a door down to arrest a man who dares to question a small purchace of his wife's or wanting to know why there is no milk in the fridge. Again.

We ALL know what happens when a chap shows more than a bald head and hands in public. If he exposes his willy, young women scream and run, old ladies faint and need vapours, small girls are traumatided for life, needing years and years of therapy - paid by the taxpayer, of course - and dogs howl.

I suggest that the Police add another item to their belt. A spare pair of knickers for those occasions when some woman loses hers. Better make that a selection from which she can take her pick or the NOW woman will complain about lack of choices for women.

1:34 AM  

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