Friday, March 26, 2010

A REAL $50,000 Stimulus


Nobody Reports: Wow.
I could talk about so many things I was seeing today: Palin and McCain the sequel, which is going over about as well as the sequel to Twilight---Obama giving all the people not considered exactly poor (like all those newly displaced Wall Street guys who got laid off) a gift from the American people to pay their mortgages...because the rich in the East simply cannot have houses up for sale on their block...heaven forbid, their houses should be affected!...and the fact that North Korea, is someday actually going to nuclear bomb somebody. (Us)
Anyway, I said I COULD talk about it, but I'm not. I think this is much more interesting.
According to the communists, the rich have just too much money, and they must spread the wealth around---which is exactly what the woman who gets this $50,000 dildo is going to do. Not only is she going to be spreading a very expensive object around just for sheer pleasure...which is her constitutionally right...but there just happens to be a pretty hefty diamond ring in the center!
Don't ask what will make her happier!
Funny thing is: If I had not read WHAT this was...I would have thought it was a fancy perfume bottle, to promote something for Calvin Klein, and wondered why they didn't make it in gold.
Really.
I think we should insist on every women getting one in our Health Care package...don't you?
We could then sell them to the rich, and pay off our credit card debt.

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amfortas Protests....:

.... at the covert 'social engineering' going on under....er...cover.

The implication of the design is that Nature has got the shape of the penis all wrong. Now I ask you !

In fact, I ask any female reporter seeking truth and enlightenment to do a proper double blind-fold test of this expensive implement with its diamond centre (cleverly encapsulated to protect delicate tissue) and compare it to a flesh and blood (preferably well blooded) real ordinary penis. I am sure you have one of those lying around at home.

I doubt very much that such a test or even the enlightenment will do much for the economy but it will very likey bring smiles all around.

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amfortas Protests....:

.... at the covert 'social engineering' going on under....er...cover.

The implication of the design is that Nature has got the shape of the penis all wrong. Now I ask you !

In fact, I ask any female reporter seeking truth and enlightenment to do a proper double blind-fold test of this expensive implement with its diamond centre (cleverly encapsulated to protect delicate tissue) and compare it to a flesh and blood (preferably well blooded) real ordinary penis. I am sure you have one of those lying around at home.

I doubt very much that such a test or even the enlightenment will do much for the economy but it will very likey bring smiles all around.

10:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, in fact do it twice.

10:51 PM  

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