The ONE American Party!

Nobody Flashes Anymore!

EXTRA! EXTRA! The final merger of the American two-party system was finalized today with the elimination of all candidates that did not support the new great one-party line.

This new party, according to Hillary Clinton, will no longer be Democrats and Republicans...no comrades! It will be called the AMERICAN party!

After years of hard work and planning, the new "global" one party-system, has some exciting changes for it's citizens. Free health care! Free college! Free food! Free money!

And hard work it has been. All the Ex-Presidents--Bill Clinton, George Bush Senior, George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, and a whole slew of political leaders like Ted Kennedy, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Newt Ginrich, Colin Powell, Madaline Alright, John McCain, Barack Osama, Al Gore, and that new country favorite, Mr. Hambone Huckabee, will be highly rewarded when the final merger goes through in 2008.

The people are listening to their polls! They are told who is winning! They will see the light!

This merging has been necessary to save our planet, and none too soon! Too many poor people roam the earth and multiply.

This has got to stop.

Newt Ginrich insists we start teaching the kids about the "green" environment early, with our government choosing all the best books and courses! Mr. Gingrich has come out with his plans to help in "Contract with the Earth."

Bill Clinton has written how all the citizens here in the United States must now learn to "Give" instead of selfishly take, as they have always done. He will lead the way in this new global enterprise.

And President Hillary, McCain, or Obama...whichever...okay, Hillary....will bring in mandatory citizens service, where not only will she send soldiers, but citizens all over the world to serve mankind as they see fit.

The North American Merger will go through as planned.

Everyone will be paid minimum wage for their services, which they promise to raise! No one will need money because everything will be provided for everyone! Houses, food, education! And most importantly, medical care!

They will even help you die in your old age. You will no longer have to make that awful decision.

Finally! A heaven on earth! Think of it...no more poverty! Smaller cars! Vegetables in every pot!

New lightbulbs! Solar panels on your house!

And your children will start school much earlier, thank goodness. Hillary has admired the French for they even take the babies at one! Yes, it takes a village!

Our children now need so many hours of mandatory "service" to their commuities before they graduate from high school. This program has worked well and will be expanded soon.

Good citizenship schools are being set up now, says Hillary. The Party of America will must have good citizens to continue this important global governement work.

Yes, the big companies have been merging for years...now at last, and none too soon, will the new AMERICA PARTY, unite in spirit and deeds, if not words and save us all.

The New American Party of One is already hard at work with all the multinational companies to expand this new global vision of harmony and peace.

Wal-Mart will soon be in every town and city on the planet, providing everything a human could ever need, in one place.

It has been an amazing exhibiton of "captalism" and more millionaires than ever before are buying islands, and houses on Dubai.

Someday you too, might have that island!

In the meantime, by the time Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and Laura Ingram figure out what has happend--- they will join up too!

After all...once you see how good this is for the Earth...we will all be as joyous as our President!

Long live the PARTY! The new Party of America!

Where we will save the world!