Nanny Bush

Nobody Flashes Anymore: At President George Bush's last state of the Union tonight, the President was trying out a new look...(actually it's been around for quite some time)

It's called the "We are the Nanny of the World" image for all great American leaders. It has been seen in all the latest magazines. It's a wonderful blend of Jacqueline Kennedy, June Cleaver, Mahatma Gandhi, and the ever so popular southern "mammy."

In the speech, our President was quick to tell us just how expertly the the United States feeds half the world, builds everyone elses schools, their hospitals, their military and their dictators. And since we have done such an excellent job, we will continue to do so!

God bless us all! And Coke! And Google!

All the people of the world have a right to food, shelter, and education, our President says, and the United States is just the country to give it to them!

In fact, since he realizes the American people have lost their jobs due to the cost of all this nanny business, he wants the Congress to pay all the people to train to do something new...

Like go to Africa and help give aids medicine to people dying of aids...after all, another 30 billions going to the problem is not just chicken feed.

We will need soldiers to clean out the countries and make them democracies before they can even deliver the stuff! And all these soldiers will get top notch care for their injuries!

Yes, Mama Nanny Bush is just so proud that in the future, history will look back on his Presidency and claim him the best mother a world could have.

And as a special treat, he announced that Canada, Mexico, and the United States will bless the New Orleans next year as a place to plan more of this wonderful stuff.

That is if they can find it.

He ended his speech with "May the will of We the People be done!"

And all the "people" stood up and applauded, but then rushed out to their respective "We the People" parties.

Mama Bush had a hard time finding anyone to beg for his autograph.

Yes, President Mama Bush is going to be remembered as the President who put through the final birth of the New World Nanny called...

The United Nanny States of Global Congress People.

Actually, I'm kidding...they are still picking out a new name. They are at this very moment, taking polls at CNN.

So far, the choices are (1) The Clinton's Republic of Global Progressives (2) The United Obama Peace Democracy or (3) The China Global Republic.

Ted Kennedy will be the judge.

Actaully, I don't think I've ever seen a Congress so happy.

Can I wake up now?