How Many Septic Tanks Does It Take to Stimulate an Economy?

Nobody Flashes Anymore: Well, actually, that's not entirely true. Brittany Spears flashes us every night, on her way to the grocery store.

Today, President Bush came out and suggested that since the economy is "lagging," maybe they should return about $800 per household to everyone who does not work for the government, if they promise to go out and spend it right away.

Hopefully on something they don't need.

What does this mean?

This means that the real issue that will be discussed from now until election day, will NOT be National Security, or immigration, or even health care, or American sovereignty, it will be the fact that the last time we all had a great economy going was during Bill Clinton's rein as Chief Septic Tank Inspector!

Hey, it's the economy stupid!

Remember that slogan?

Of course the only people who might see any relief from this "recession that doesn't exist" are people that don't even pay taxes...and have ten children, who all answer to the name of Jose.

My taxes went UP during Bush's last tax cut, I'm still waiting for my relief.

Let's hope the septic tanks hold up. The only thing that is going to be stimulated is more political bull....

WAIT....Brittany Spears just flashed us again!