Take a Trip on Hil Force One!

Nobody Flashes Anymore: WELCOME! To Hil Force One...on it's way to....Utopia!

On her way to Las Vegas, Hillary was evidently in such a good mood--- we are told that she got on the speaker system and spoke to salivating press members on board in the back.

"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, and welcome aboard the maiden flight of Hil Force One." (The real one is now being built just for me, with extra rooms for my husband's interns)

"FAA regulations prohibit the use of any cell phones, Blackberries, or wireless devices that may be used to transmit a negative story about me." (But if you want to say something nasty about Bill, I might give you a pass.)

"In the event of an unexpected drop in poll numbers, this plane will be diverted to New Hamphire." (Where even Rush Limbaugh said I looked sexy.)

The pilots as you see here, were by this time laughing and just had to turn around and pay attention to this new, very articulate, and very funny part of the President Hillary---therefore they did not see what was about to happen.

But that's understandable, most of the people around the Clintons never see it coming either.

Before the final "accident," Hillary did manage to get in---"If you look out from the right, you will see an America saddled with tax cuts for the wealthiest and a war without end. If you look out from the left, you will see an America with a strong middle class at home and a strong reputation in the world." (If you look up, you will see my new hotel-in-the-sky jumbo plane, where I will spend most of my time going all over the world promoting myself and my husband.)

"We are so grateful that you chose the plane with the most experienced candidate."
(The mile-high club will never be the same.)

Right...some of the out-of work writers from Hollywood have now found new work.

And if you believe Hillary actually did this little stunt, then get yourself a ticket and get to Las Vegas...and if you do not find Bill Clinton trying to pick up the topless strippers, then you might get to live to see another day for a ride on Hil Force One.

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Is it me? What's with all these democrats having their debates in Las Vegas?

Don't start me, that's more than a blog, that's a whole BOOK.