Nobody Reports on a Monday: Titanic Lifeboats
Nobody Reports on a Monday: That’s right…everyone has been arguing all week, and I’m about sick of it all…aren’t you? Blah, Blah…
And it’s only January!
The Clintons fighting with Obama about whether it was Martin Luther King who started the Civil Rights movement in America, or whether it was LBJ, was about as idiotic as arguing whether mom started the family or dad.
Actually, I thought it was Booker T. Washington, who stood long before either...and he did it without even holding a walk to anywhere. And for that, he didn’t even get a “black studies” mark on his book at any of our libraries. He just built schools for blacks and taught them how to read and work.
Oh…I forgot. That’s not a civil right…welfare is a civil right.
One thing for sure…there is a Martin Luther King Blvd or Street in just about every single town in the United States. You don’t see too many streets named after LBJ. So, that’s settles it…due to the name signs alone… Hillary loses.
After the New Hampshire win by Hillary, Obama beat her out to Las Vegas and got the “culinary” unions to back him, along with John Kerry all in the same week.
I bet Kerry helped him with those culinary votes…no telling how much they would be paying for ketchup if they refused.
Hillary then, to get the illegal vote, in one of her more comical moments, went door to door into poor Las Vegas Mexican’s homes for some great photo-ops of her stroking a young girl’s hair.
Can these people be any more transparent?
And then she put in some feminist pandering by saying, “No woman is illegal.” After answering what was obviously a planted question, probably planted by one of her lawyers…
And speaking of lawyers…
Nobody’s Perfect: Sidney Blumenthal, one of the Clinton’s most trusted lawyers, and all around “Come in handy to get them out of big jams, buddies”--- was arrested on a DWI in New Hampshire the day of the primaries. He was going 70mph in a 30mph zone, which makes you wonder....just where was he going in such a hurry?
And why did he get drunk?
It’s Okay Sidney; O.J. had a bad week too. If Bill and Hillary get tired of your services, there’s always O.J.
Nobody Knows;-- Why they keep insisting on putting so much liberal propaganda in blockbuster films. This weekend my husband and I saw “The Legend” with Will Smith, Another, “The bird flu will kill the whole earth.” script---combined with “humans turn into zombies who can roar like 747’s…not meant to be a sci-fi.” Nightmare.
Another great fantasy gutted out of Al Gore’s idea of paradise, that you start thinking the plan is to make enough of these movies so we start accepting the idea that billions must die in order to save the earth.
A movie where Will Smith’s biggest hero of the whole earth…is…get ready for this…
Bob “stay stoned out of your mind until you die” Marley.
Now, in my movie…the last men on earth would be Bill Clinton and Al Gore, and there will be only one woman left…Hillary.
Nobody Cares; Speaking of Hollywood---because of the writers strike, they just called out the winners of the Globe Awards on TV. I bet there are a lot of very sad actors and actresses tonight, because they could not get all that free stuff and attention that goes along with these things.
There are so many of these award programs though, I’m sure that’s not going to stop them. Hollywood award shows are like weeds, it would take a nuclear war to get rid of them.
I think we should start an award program for the “Best Americans.”
What do you think?
Nobody Wins: President George Bush is running around falcon hunting with Sheiks nowadays. Is it just me---or does he usually have that same “the ship is sinking” look on his face that the captain of the Titanic had in James Cameron’s famous film?
I swear he does.
When the leader of the Republican Party, and his cabinet, all endorse Hillary Clinton for President, choosing her over his own party…it’s a first in history that NOBODY is mentioning as being newsworthy.
So the question is: are there enough boats?
Nobody’s Fool; When England in talking about putting chips in their prisoners: and California wants to control its citizen’s thermostats…
It won’t be long before they control your water usage by radio waves too. Think about it.
And it’s only January!
The Clintons fighting with Obama about whether it was Martin Luther King who started the Civil Rights movement in America, or whether it was LBJ, was about as idiotic as arguing whether mom started the family or dad.
Actually, I thought it was Booker T. Washington, who stood long before either...and he did it without even holding a walk to anywhere. And for that, he didn’t even get a “black studies” mark on his book at any of our libraries. He just built schools for blacks and taught them how to read and work.
Oh…I forgot. That’s not a civil right…welfare is a civil right.
One thing for sure…there is a Martin Luther King Blvd or Street in just about every single town in the United States. You don’t see too many streets named after LBJ. So, that’s settles it…due to the name signs alone… Hillary loses.
After the New Hampshire win by Hillary, Obama beat her out to Las Vegas and got the “culinary” unions to back him, along with John Kerry all in the same week.
I bet Kerry helped him with those culinary votes…no telling how much they would be paying for ketchup if they refused.
Hillary then, to get the illegal vote, in one of her more comical moments, went door to door into poor Las Vegas Mexican’s homes for some great photo-ops of her stroking a young girl’s hair.
Can these people be any more transparent?
And then she put in some feminist pandering by saying, “No woman is illegal.” After answering what was obviously a planted question, probably planted by one of her lawyers…
And speaking of lawyers…
Nobody’s Perfect: Sidney Blumenthal, one of the Clinton’s most trusted lawyers, and all around “Come in handy to get them out of big jams, buddies”--- was arrested on a DWI in New Hampshire the day of the primaries. He was going 70mph in a 30mph zone, which makes you wonder....just where was he going in such a hurry?
And why did he get drunk?
It’s Okay Sidney; O.J. had a bad week too. If Bill and Hillary get tired of your services, there’s always O.J.
Nobody Knows;-- Why they keep insisting on putting so much liberal propaganda in blockbuster films. This weekend my husband and I saw “The Legend” with Will Smith, Another, “The bird flu will kill the whole earth.” script---combined with “humans turn into zombies who can roar like 747’s…not meant to be a sci-fi.” Nightmare.
Another great fantasy gutted out of Al Gore’s idea of paradise, that you start thinking the plan is to make enough of these movies so we start accepting the idea that billions must die in order to save the earth.
A movie where Will Smith’s biggest hero of the whole earth…is…get ready for this…
Bob “stay stoned out of your mind until you die” Marley.
Now, in my movie…the last men on earth would be Bill Clinton and Al Gore, and there will be only one woman left…Hillary.
Nobody Cares; Speaking of Hollywood---because of the writers strike, they just called out the winners of the Globe Awards on TV. I bet there are a lot of very sad actors and actresses tonight, because they could not get all that free stuff and attention that goes along with these things.
There are so many of these award programs though, I’m sure that’s not going to stop them. Hollywood award shows are like weeds, it would take a nuclear war to get rid of them.
I think we should start an award program for the “Best Americans.”
What do you think?
Nobody Wins: President George Bush is running around falcon hunting with Sheiks nowadays. Is it just me---or does he usually have that same “the ship is sinking” look on his face that the captain of the Titanic had in James Cameron’s famous film?
I swear he does.
When the leader of the Republican Party, and his cabinet, all endorse Hillary Clinton for President, choosing her over his own party…it’s a first in history that NOBODY is mentioning as being newsworthy.
So the question is: are there enough boats?
Nobody’s Fool; When England in talking about putting chips in their prisoners: and California wants to control its citizen’s thermostats…
It won’t be long before they control your water usage by radio waves too. Think about it.
One last Nobody Flashes; Jerry Springer just annouced that he wants Hillary to run against John McCain. He likes them both.
Better get two life boats, just in case.
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